The Craziest thing you have ever seen a comp. do

[smasher_25]

I played a mess on jungle japes, level 9, aand at the begginning, he just jumps into the river and dies every time..

 

[GuyverProxy]

****

I got spiked by a lvl 9 Doc when playing 4-P free for all with two other people and the Doc...

 

[gkrackerr]

arghh, to everyone that said that fox can't jump cancel a shine, he did it again, and at lvl.8

 

[J Flo]

SWD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-awyAAQ3Rj8

Found this at the Samus character specific section.

 

[Banks]

if only cpu samus played more like phanna, then it would be easier to beat. m i rite

 

[Duha]

yester day i was playing a lvl 1 ganon with ice climbers and i was doing the down throw meteor with nan combo on the edge and every time ganon meteor cancled it perfect. It was a thing of beauty

 

[HyperTheHedgehog]

They don't thats why

I've seen it.

 

[ChronoSquare]

According to the accoutns of my friends, at last year's FC6...

Element of Fire vs. Crashman vs. ghost KSSB (LV 1 Falco) for who gets last open TV in the Wisconsin room. (KSSB's cursor was above the line, so it only went to CPU.)

Somewhere in the middle of their battle...

Lv 1 Falco powershields Samus' missle.
Lv 1 Falco ***** Samus
Lv 1 Falco ends **** with a dair.
Samus is spiked off the edge of FD.
Samus dies.
Crashman comments on how stupid the game is.
Crashman turns off the cube in frustration.
Crashman walks out of the room in frustration.
Friends get to keep playing on that TV. Happy ending for all. (except the Samus)

 

[Nigzel]

Just to inform you all,

The computers will never do such a thing as a "Wavedash" or a "Super Wavedash". The will "Wavedash" by jumping, then they for some reason change their minds; Perhaps you were to close/Something could disrupt the CP's previous thought? It will avoid you, probably with an Air Dodge. Regarding of where you are situated when opposing the CP, it will dodge in a certain direction. With the "right" direction it will become a Wavedash.

I'm too lazy to answer everything, but let me take another example; Suiciding. When a player literally commits suicide (in-game) they will do it by running of the stage, falling down a hole, blowing themself up. A CP won't "suicide", it acts frame-by-frame. One frame running over the edge to FAir you might seem as a good idea, the next frame it may still be good. But what about the third? Perhaps then the CP already missed you, with almost the whole move left. Wiie, going down. A Fox-problem anyone? xD

Take this in mind, that anything you do affects normal-setted (There are settings unavailable without an AR) CPs. Frame. By. Frame.

 

[kirbstir]

Chu Dat's level 9 Luigi once cost him 1st place in teams

Me and G-reg vs Chu and his gay lvl 9, ends up coming down to G-reg vs Chu and Luigi, all with one stock left.

Chu knocks Greg off the stage, and gets ready to edgeguard for the win. Luigi is behind him.

When Greg gets close to the stage, the Luigi starts doing a dash attack. Chu ends up in the forray. Greg grabs the ledge, knees both, kills Chu, then kills the Luigi and we win teams

 

[Banks]

you...have to be kidding. plz tell me thats a joke.

 

[red stone]

ok so one time i was playing as marth on final destination against a lvl 1 fox. as the match starts, the fox runs at me and then does the infinite drill shine combo on me. i tried as hard as i could to get out, but it was hopeless. so i got up and went to the refrigerator to make myself a sandwich. when i was done eatin it, i returned to my tv to see that i was still stuck in the infinite. i was already at 999% and saw no way of getting out so i just turned off my cube. i tried to see if the fox would do it again but that was the first and last time it ever happened.

 

[King Leonidas]

In one tournament, during teams (it was pools ---> bracket), my teammate and I had easily destroyed our pool(it's true lolz), and were awaiting our first bracket match.

Ok, so I guess 1/2 of the team we had to play had left, for whatever reason. So, the other guy, rather than being disqualified, got a Lvl. DK on his team. The DK outlasted the Human, and was actually doing some nice stuff.

rofl

 

[gkrackerr]

to red stone (and everyone else that just leaves junk posts): please, when you are deciding to leave a post such as the one red stone left, think before you act. This thread is to talk about the rare times that PCs actually do something interesting. So, please, dont do this

 

[Banks]

good call Gracker. stop spamming GUYS LOL


but rlly, i got upairs off the ledge by a fox. pretty sweet eh

 

[Lawrencelot]

Just to inform you all,

The computers will never do such a thing as a "Wavedash" or a "Super Wavedash". The will "Wavedash" by jumping, then they for some reason change their minds; Perhaps you were to close/Something could disrupt the CP's previous thought? It will avoid you, probably with an Air Dodge. Regarding of where you are situated when opposing the CP, it will dodge in a certain direction. With the "right" direction it will become a Wavedash.

I'm too lazy to answer everything, but let me take another example; Suiciding. When a player literally commits suicide (in-game) they will do it by running of the stage, falling down a hole, blowing themself up. A CP won't "suicide", it acts frame-by-frame. One frame running over the edge to FAir you might seem as a good idea, the next frame it may still be good. But what about the third? Perhaps then the CP already missed you, with almost the whole move left. Wiie, going down. A Fox-problem anyone? xD

Take this in mind, that anything you do affects normal-setted (There are settings unavailable without an AR) CPs. Frame. By. Frame.

Of course they don't do something like a wavedash on purpose, that's why it doesn't happen all the time. But I posted somewhere in this thread that samus lvl9 did a super wavedash, but when I tried to enforce it it didn't work. I saw it twice, and if you search on this forum somebody else saw it too, but it is really rare. How can you force a cpu to drop a bomb, and go right and left on the right frame?

 

[Nigzel]

The computers will never do such a thing as a "Wavedash" or a "Super Wavedash". The will "Wavedash" by jumping, then they for some reason change their minds; Perhaps you were to close/Something could disrupt the CP's previous thought?

Take this in mind, that anything you do affects normal-setted (There are settings unavailable without an AR) CPs. Frame. By. Frame.

You made the CP lay a bomb, at frame 40 you seem as a threat, moves left on 41. At 42 you don't seem as a threat and the CP naturally starts to move to you?

Lawrencelot, everything can be explained in SSBM. However, it can not always be done again.

Just to inform you all,

I did not even read this thread then, I won't now either. YOU in my examples is irrelevant, as is anyone in here. So I repeat.

Just to inform you all,

 

[Banks]

did you guys know that CPU's are really bad? just thought I'd inform you all.

 

[ChronoSquare]

did you guys know that CPU's are really bad? just thought I'd inform you all.

Not 100% true. When by yourself, they can be good to train on :D (As even lv 1s will attempt to recover after being hit by a move, which can be helpful at times you end up knocking them down.)

 

[gkrackerr]

got bored with lvl.1 guys, so i went up to lvl.9 again for fox, just to see if i had improved at anything, and i was stunned when fox sent me off the edge with a fsmash, ONLY to follow me down and nair me away from the stage, and any hopes of getting back up, and then firefoxing back to the stage against it (FD).

and Banksyayogame50, you are right, CPUs are bad, but hey, they are there when you want to play

 

[Lit]

i saw my lvl 8 Falco edge tech and come back i was like wtf! (I belive lvl 8's are more human-alike than noob lvl 9's)

yeah thats true

 

[Lit]

if i want to practice being techanical i use level three's bec they know how to di and i use level 8 for more of a human like challenge... it all helpls me in the end but i would rather play a player than a comp...

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so today I was playing teams with 2 friends of mine, my friend tyler and his sister chelsea (we're all rather good at the game, go to tourneys do advanced techs, etc)

ANNYHOW they have trouble beating my shiek, so I said lets do you two on a team vs me and a level 9 ganondorf (I won 3/4 times hehe)

Here's what happened that was just the most awesome thing ive ever seen a comp do :

I eliminated Chelsea's peach and Tyler's captain falcon only had 1 stock left vs me and my comp ally who had 2 stocks each.

The computer ganon neutral a jabbed captain falcon into my shieks grab... then I started hitting him with a as I was grabbing him....

you ready for it???

The computer actually did the KEN AND ISAI INFINATE TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He got stuck in a programming loop and kept jabbing, while I was holding captain falcon and hitting him and as you might know, you cant break out of that. We did it to about 600% then ganon warlock punched him.

It was -THE- coolest thing Ive ever seen in melee.

 

[Endless Nightmares]

I remember a while back I was Doc fighing a lvl 9 Marth...he f-threw me, fsmashed, and then jumped in the air and grabbed the edge to edgehog me o_o

It was so...human-like.

 

[Banks]

thats pretty insane/******** dylan 0_0

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

You had to be there man... it was so cool. Level 9 ganon is my teamate for life!

 

[Banks]

rofl i would not recommend that, but good luck with the lvl 9 gannie rofl

 

[choknater]

You had to be there man... it was so cool. Level 9 ganon is my teamate for life!

from tournament experience, i must say that dylan is correct here. lvl 9 ganon is a GREAT team partner, you guys would be amazed.

think about it. your partner is aggressive, uses decent moves, jabs and grabs with perfect aim, powershields, and outprioritizes the HELL out of people with his up B.

not as good as an experienced tournament player, but much better than that arrogant technical fox around the corner.

lvl 9 ganon fo life!

 

[Lawrencelot]

from tournament experience, i must say that dylan is correct here. lvl 9 ganon is a GREAT team partner, you guys would be amazed.

think about it. your partner is aggressive, uses decent moves, jabs and grabs with perfect aim, powershields, and outprioritizes the HELL out of people with his up B.

not as good as an experienced tournament player, but much better than that arrogant technical fox around the corner.

lvl 9 ganon fo life!

I don't like ganon lvl9 as a teammate. He just does uptilts, leftB's and neutralB's all the time. As a teammate I like Marth the best, I just try not to get hit by him and all will go fine then.

 

[Banks]

you guys have to be kidding me. lvl 9 ganon will get you nowhere in a real teams tournament

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

I saw someone get up tilted by a lv. 9 Ganon.. That was more funny than it was crazy.

 

[Volrec]

4 player FFA. Freaking pinball:
I was falco, and there was a fox and a CF. I had high damage.
Fox bairs me, CF bairs me BACK, fox uairs me. Looked too planned.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

you guys have to be kidding me. lvl 9 ganon will get you nowhere in a real teams tournament

lol of course man. My level 9 ganon teamate forward b'd me a bunch and once even neutral a edgeguarded me, I was playing shiek so I got pissed and faired him off the edge afterwards

I think level 9 ganon makes for the best computer ally though, he has a personality.. y'know? I love all the up B's how are comps so good at connecting with those LOL

 

[Speedsk8er]

I was screwing around with Fox one day against CF. I did a neutral on time at Cf and he Wavedashed under me and FSmashed during my utter disbelief.

Fox shine-spiked my Nana once when I was playing IC.

Link has L-canceled Dair numerous times.

 

[L5LM_Gtlink]

In before lock.

Oh and, don't train against level 9s

whats wrong with fighting level 9's?

 

[gkrackerr]

i believe what he meant (ronin that is) was that if you continue to play lvl.9's you will get used to a pattern that they perform (i.e. a very common one for lvl.9 Marth is he dash grabs you if you are just a little bit away from his sword and when you are standing still). When you get used to these patterns, it affects how you play, and you might go on to play someone in real life, expecting them to do a certain thing that you have become accustomed to while playing lvl.9's. Lvl.1 CPUs are good for they can DI somewhat (but lvl. 3 is better), and they dont really allow you to get used to a given pattern

However..... lvl.9 CPUs can be good to play every once in a while, just to see if you have progressed, or if you get bored with simply training on lvl.1 CPUs

 

[timbu]

i don't know the exact reason why, but lvl 9's are considered less human and realistic than lvl 8's or otherwise.

does anyone know the "personalty" of each CPU lvl type? =T

 

[gkrackerr]

that reason also, thank you timbu

 

[SirroMinus1]

true story i saw a D.K. wave dash lol

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

want to laugh? go to dreamland 64 kill a lvl 9 roy and hang off the right edge and just ledge hop over and over again

(roy should just jump off the edge and die)