The Chat Waker - Toon Link social

[Elessar]

So why would TL be considered 'gay'? If it is because of the tunic, I will point out that Link also wears a tunic.

Why is gay the name of your char? Long story, but it's official Link jargon. It's even in the smash dictionary by Fox in the Link section.

 

[The Merc]

Gay and Link are like two magnets facing each other, and there's only room for one true hero to wield the Triforce of Courage.

What about Young Link?

And who ever said you were 'gay' might I ask?

I think it might have been Elessar talking in Link main language, I think.

 

[A_Phoenix_Down]

What about Young Link?



I think it might have been Elessar talking in Link main language, I think.

You're starting to understand our ways, young one.

 

[The Merc]

You're starting to understand our ways, young one.

???? Uh, do you mean that I understand they way you speak?

 

[Scamper52596]

What did I miss?

 

[Elessar]

What did I miss?

Just some activity, which this place sorely needs.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh, we're getting raided? That's exciting!

So why would TL be considered 'gay'? If it is because of the tunic, I will point out that Link also wears a tunic.

It's because he's fabulous, that's why.

 

[The Merc]

What did I miss?

Oh, just a "raid" by the LInk mains from the Link threads. Don't worry, it's nothing really, considering how inactive this thread can be. Just welcome them and get use to there slang.

Speaking of welcoming *clears throat*

@ Elessar and other Link mains, Welcome to the Toon Link threads! Have some milk, cookies and Gandma's soup on the house!

Oh, we're getting raided? That's exciting!


It's because he's fabulous, that's why.

I know right, some active. I just think we need to warn some of the Tink mains out the Link's "slang"

Hehe, nice one

 

[Deleted member]

Toon Link is totally gay, and that's why we love him.

Oh, just a "raid" by the LInk mains from the Link threads. Don't worry, it's nothing really, considering how inactive this thread can be. Just welcome them and get use to there slang.

Speaking of welcoming *clears throat*

@ Elessar and other Link mains, Welcome to the Toon Link threads! Have some milk, cookies and Gandma's soup on the house!




I know right, some active. I just think we need to warn some of the Tink mains out the Link's "slang"

Hehe, nice one

Those cookies better be purple chu jelly-flavored. Same with the soup and the milk, actually.

 

[The Merc]

Toon Link is totally gay, and that's why we love him.


Those cookies better be purple chu jelly-flavored. Same with the soup and the milk, actually.

Hm, I prefer Red chu chu. Taste more like Strawberry.

 

[Elessar]

Oh, we're getting raided? That's exciting!

Not raided, just visited. I bring a gift, namely, activity. Exciting, isn't it? To have more than 5 posts in a day.

 

[A_Phoenix_Down]

???? Uh, do you mean that I understand they way you speak?

Not completely, you may never reach that point.

EDIT: maybe they might even reach 13 pages!

 

[Elessar]

Not completely, you may never reach that point.

EDIT: maybe they might even reach 13 pages!

I know right? Exciting!

 

[Deleted member]

Hm, I prefer Red chu chu. Taste more like Strawberry.

What are you thinking? We can't waste our good red chu jelly on non-Gay mains. That would be terrible.

Not raided, just visited. I bring a gift, namely, activity. Exciting, isn't it? To have more than 5 posts in a day.

A gift? From the Links? That's a funny joke.

 

[The Merc]

Not completely, you may never reach that point.

So, then what did you mean?

EDIT: maybe they might even reach 13 pages!

Really?! *looks at page number*

What are you thinking? We can't waste our good red chu jelly on non-Gay mains. That would be terrible.

You're probable right. Hm, what about a pig?

A gift? From the Links? That's a funny joke.

Wait, the Link's are giving us a gift?

 

[Deleted member]

Toon Link is like 13, right? Plz halp us reach the same number of pages as our fabulous main's age, plz. ;-;

So, then what did you mean?


Really?! *looks at page number*

You're probable right. Hm, what about a pig?



Wait, the Link's are giving us a gift?

We can't give them our precious bacon, either. Have you lost your mind?

 

[A_Phoenix_Down]

What are you thinking? We can't waste our good red chu jelly on non-Gay mains. That would be terrible.


A gift? From the Links? That's a funny joke.

Our gift to you is never ending torture.

 

[The Merc]

Toon Link is like 13, right? Plz halp us reach the same number of pages as our fabulous main's age, plz. ;-;

I thought Toon Link was 12?

We can't give them our precious bacon, either. Have you lost your mind?

FINE! We'll give them Tingle? Happy?

P.S Dr. Artemis, I see you made international Pizza week a thing. Good job.

Our gift to you is never ending torture.

....................

Uh, can I have a refund?

 

[Breadloaf]

Ok then.

You know, this raid might not be a bad thing. I mean, it would finally unite the Link and Toon Link's under one roof, reapairing the damage from Brawl.

Never

 

[Elessar]

A gift? From the Links? That's a funny joke.

I know you might think Gay to be unworthy, but benevolence is defined by giving to the unworthy. This activity if the gift I bore. Not that it has been given, I my take my leave.

Toon Link is like 13, right?

Your heresy is to be expected.

 

[Deleted member]

Our gift to you is never ending torture.

I don't think you'll be saying we're the ones being tortured for long. Our fabulousness will scare you away eventually.

I thought Toon Link was 12?



FINE! We'll give them Tingle? Happy?

P.S Dr. Artemis, I see you made international Pizza week a thing. Good job.


....................

Uh, can I have a refund?

Who could forget about International Pizza Week? And don't worry, we won't be the ones asking for a refund for long. Sure, let's give Tingle to the Link mains. They can have him, and even eat him if they want. And wait, Gay is 12? We finally succeeded! Happy birthday to our fabulously gay main!

 

[The Merc]

I know you might think Gay to be unworthy, but benevolence is defined by giving to the unworthy. This activity if the gift I bore. Not that it has been given, I my take my leave.



Your heresy is to be expected.

Uh, what exactly did you just say?

Never

Dam. there goes another one. Will the Link's ever forgive the Tink's (or visa versa)?

 

[Deleted member]

Uh, what exactly did you just say?


Dam. there goes another one. Will the Link's ever forgive the Tink's (or visa versa)?

No, we must never forgive each other. Or at least, not until the entire world has lost The Game (damn it, I lost) World War 3 has broken out because of the Links and the Gays.

 

[Lozjam]

You Gays don't even know about your own character!

How weak!
Perhaps you all should be better spending your time pitching yourselves off of Death Mountain!

 

[_Magus_]

I know you might think Gay to be unworthy, but benevolence is defined by giving to the unworthy. This activity if the gift I bore. Not that it has been given, I my take my leave.



Your heresy is to be expected.

This new alliance is interesting...I like it. XD
Perhaps we should create an alliance thread of some sort to share info and chat. We could invite the Zelda players too and complete the triforce.

 

[A_Phoenix_Down]

There is no forgiving, and there is certainly no hope for alliances. You may beg for forgiveness but what you all have done cannot go unacknowledged... you will all pay indeed.

@ The Merc I may build that small room for you lot yet.

 

[The Merc]

I don't think you'll be saying we're the ones being tortured for long. Our fabulousness will scare you away eventually.

Hm, that might actually happen.

Who could forget about International Pizza Week? And don't worry, we won't be the ones asking for a refund for long. Sure, let's give Tingle to the Link mains. They can have him, and even eat him if they want. And wait, Gay is 12? We finally succeeded! Happy birthday to our fabulously gay main!

Alright, international Pizza a week. Yeaha BOY!

Final! Okay Link mains, here is our gift to you. Tingle!

Also, I think I remember reading this either on an official smash website or a smash wiki for brawl.

No, we must never forgive each other. Or at least, not until the entire world has lost The Game (damn it, I lost) World War 3 has broken out because of the Links and the Gays.

Oh, come on guys! you're all such a grudgy bunch. Also, what is "The Game"?

You Gays don't even know about your own character!

How weak!
Perhaps you all should be better spending your time pitching yourselves off of Death Mountain!

Hey, I corrected it for them, being a Toon Link main.

*shrugs* I can just put on my Goron Mask, not biggie.

 

[Elessar]

This new alliance is interesting...I like it. XD
Perhaps we should create an alliance thread of some sort to share info and chat. We could invite the Zelda players too and complete the triforce.

The triforce is complete with Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda. Gay is unworthy of even waiting on our horses as we gather. There is nothing here to be gained.

 

[Deleted member]

You Gays don't even know about your own character!

How weak!
Perhaps you all should be better spending your time pitching yourselves off of Death Mountain!

I'm sorry, I'm too busy accidentaally blowing myself up by running into my own JC bomb throws enduring intense training under a waterfall for this. It takes intense training to be a Gay main, you know. We just don't have time to pitch ourselves off of Death Mountain.

This new alliance is interesting...I like it. XD
Perhaps we should create an alliance thread of some sort to share info and chat. We could invite the Zelda players too and complete the triforce.

This... Actually sounds like it would be very interesting. LOL

 

[_Magus_]

The triforce is complete with Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda. Gay is unworthy of even waiting on our horses as we gather. There is nothing here to be gained.

I'm sorry, I'm too busy accidentaally blowing myself up by running into my own JC bomb throws enduring intense training under a waterfall for this. It takes intense training to be a Gay main, you know. We just don't have time to pitch ourselves off of Death Mountain.


This... Actually sounds like it would be very interesting. LOL

No I meant just the classic Zelda characters. No Tink.

 

[Jasudin]

fabulous

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Eh, TL Boards NEED this. We really need to revitalize our FABULOUS boards.

For now, I will wallow in my own ambivalence...

 

[_Magus_]

Purple is regular TL.

 

[Fox Is Openly Deceptive]

It would seem that the Toon boards have come to accept Link jargon. So be it. The smash dictionary shall be updated to include "Gay = Toon Link" in the Toon specific jargon. Is this what you want Artemis?

 

[A_Phoenix_Down]

They will comply. That is the terms of their surrender.

 

[Deleted member]

No I meant just the classic Zelda characters. No Tink.

Wow, that sounds completely not fabulous or gay. Pack your bags and get out of here, and take your ****ty un-fabulous ideas with you.

The triforce is complete with Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda. Gay is unworthy of even waiting on our horses as we gather. There is nothing here to be gained.

You're just jealous because we have cool things like boats instead of smelly-*** horses.

 

[The Merc]

There is no forgiving, and there is certainly no hope for alliances. You may beg for forgiveness but what you all have done cannot go unacknowledged... you will all pay indeed.

Then I guess all hope is loss.

@ The Merc I may build that small room for you lot yet.

Wait, what? What small room and who is this "lot" that you are referring to?

This new alliance is interesting...I like it. XD
Perhaps we should create an alliance thread of some sort to share info and chat. We could invite the Zelda players too and complete the triforce.

This... Actually sounds like it would be very interesting. LOL

No I meant just the classic Zelda characters. No Tink.

ouch. That's harsh. But wait, what about Young Link?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Eh, TL Boards NEED this. We really need to revitalize our FABULOUS boards.

I can't believe this is what these threads used to be like

Purple is regular TL.

Purple is my favourite from FS, (not the parody). He is basically my personality.

 

[Elessar]

It would seem that the Toon boards have come to accept Link jargon. So be it. The smash dictionary shall be updated to include "Gay = Toon Link" in the Toon specific jargon. Is this what you want Artemis?

It is not what he wants, as what he wants matters not it is as it should be. The natural order of things.

 

[Deleted member]

Purple is regular TL.

How could I forget this? This makes me want to stop using red and green and switch to the true form of Gay, purple.

It would seem that the Toon boards have come to accept Link jargon. So be it. The smash dictionary shall be updated to include "Gay = Toon Link" in the Toon specific jargon. Is this what you want Artemis?

Of course. Anything else would be an insult to our fabulous main.

 

[Lozjam]

They will comply. That is the terms of their surrender.

BAHAHAHAHA! How Naive of you. You think there is such a term as "surrender". You are such a weakling, surrendering at first notice of trouble, but what have I come to expect, you are Gays after all.

 

[The Merc]

Wow, that sounds completely not fabulous or gay. Pack your bags and get out of here, and take your ****ty un-fabulous ideas with you.


You're just jealous because we have cool things like boats instead of smelly-*** horses.