Prince Of Fire
Smash Lord
Hello, I'm POF and I am a Meta Knight main in Brawl. People often tell me that "Meta Knight is anooby character" due to his fast attacks and the non-existent lag with each and pretty much everyone of those attacks. Frankly, I am quite sick of hearing that and for ONE reason. Pretty much every single character in Smash Brothers Brawl is a complete noob friendly pickup. The game is just naturally user friendly....still do not agree? Here, let me show you...
DK-Donkey Kong has been made sooooo much better in so many different aspects. His sidestep is now ridiculously fast, he is faster, he chain throws with his D throw, angleable f tilt, a great d tilt, and he still possess the same immense power he had in Melee. He is easily a complete noob friendly pickup. Problems with the lighter characters such as pikachu, meta, kirby, and jiggly? DK is a good option.
Wolf-Haha, I was playing a wolf player last night actually and he posted on his comment last night "MK is 4 noobs." Okay....but wolf has probably the most spammable f smash in the whole game...the range is insane. Guess what? He did spam it, and he still lost to me. The fact that his laser also STUNS you (ZAMUS) is just another reason why he is noob friendly as well. Hes full of plenty of stun moves, has two great spikes, has one of the best f smashes, good approach game, and so on...another noob friendly pickup here.
Bowser-Bowser is another character that has been buffed significantly. Bowser moves just as fast as most characters, has great power, a wonderful d smash, great fast up-b that cancels many attacks, f tilt of glory that you can angle, and a jumping moving throw that can KO your opponenet before you die to get the W. Another truly buffed, fantastic character. Did I mention he also ***** the nooby MK? If you get in a good 2-3 GOOD hits with bowser...MK is pretty much dead.
Zelda-Zelda is known as a noob character now because of her ability to stand around...and basically just camp the whole match. She can spam her forward B while people are trying to recover...her f smash and just all of her attacks in general have been buffed. The only thing that is not good about her is basically her recovery...after a while it gets extremely predictable. Other than that though...she is extremely powerful along with her buffed d and u air. Go be nooby guys! Go Camp!
Zero Suit Samus-Zero Suit Samus may not be the most powerful character in the game but she does have numerous attacks that allow you to be stunned and allow her to follow up with numerous attacks. Examples-her forward B (also a form of recovery) and her d smash. You can actually do two d smashes followed by a f smash (not sweet spotted) if you are good enough and know what you are doing. There goes a quick 30% off the health there noobs.
Mr. Game And Watch-With the ability to jump cancel his d air out of the parachute, his very spammable b air with 6 total hits, (yes, 6) one of the best tech chasers in the game, a better recovery, and more weight in brawl....he is another character that is noob friendly and has been buffed beyond belief. In Melee he was a joke due to the small shield that he had and how low he got KOed...but now....noob!!!!
Pit-Pit is also a nooby character. With his everlasting and controllable arrows, super fast smash attacks, arguably the best recovery in the game, two reflectors, and a glide....another complete noob choice. Hes basically a Meta Knight with more lag, a projectile, better recovery, and faster aerial movement. Another noob friendly decision here!
Ike-Ike is easily the noobiest character in the whole game, without a doubt. With his jab combo that basically cancels out any attack, the immense power and the KO ability at 58%...he pretty much can be handled by any pro or veteran. All you need is some good edge guarding skills with him and you are pretty much golden. His recovery is actually surprisingly good if you know how to use it. He also possess the ability to have a counter...so if those Mk's and super fast characters take advantage of your lack of speed....counter away noobs.
King Dedede-Haha, another "nooby" character. This character is only good because of his ability to chain throw, and the bottom line. If you could not chain throw....no one would use him. With throws that deal up to 16% damage...come on....enough said. He pretty much chain throws every character in the game aside from Kirby, jiggly, meta knight, and two others. Some characters can even be grabbed infinitely....thats nooby too
Solid Snake-With his extremely spammable F tilt, u tilt, VERY STRONG F SMASH, infinite recovery, (down b twice to u b) and the ability to place C4 on his opponents and KO at low percents....another noob choice here. Once you get used to his style of play and how unorthodox he is....you can **** people with ease....(any noob can just pick him up and spam his fmash and f tilt..)
Meta Knight-With the ability to control the pace and speed of battle, the best edge recovery game, lag free attacks such as his escalating u air, the second best (or best depending on control) recovery, the fastest d smash in the game, and the best combo ability in the game, Meta Knight is also "noob" friendly as well. Meta also poses the ability to stop most projectiles in the game with his mach tornado.
Projectiles that can be stopped-
Luigis
Marios
Early Lucario non charged shots
TL and Links arrows
Dededes little dudes
Game and watch frying pan
Ikes forward B (not really a projectile...but most people did not know this.)
It is a great move to stop those spammers/campers.
Marth-Marth is another "noob" friendly character in the game. If you have good spacing, sometimes you can get KO's on battlefield as low as 75% even with good DI. Marths F airs are pretty spammable...if your spacing is good. Although people say Marth has been "nerfed"I would not say so. He just plays EXTREMELY different from how he did in Melee. I frankly, miss that. Marth in Melee=God. (I was a Marth main as you can see.....think about my username haha) He also has a counter guys!!! omg!!! (See Ike)
Kirby-Kirby is another "noob" character in Brawl. With the extreme increase in power with his AMAZING reecovery that he still has...hes good. His dash attack is better, smashes are better, combos are better, everything.
Charizard-With superarmor, the ability to get his side B to reach 30%......enough said. He is also a heavyweight and is very hard to KO.....
R.O.B-ROB is easily the hardest character to catch and kill. At least with Pit and Meta Knight they move extremely slow in the air and you can kill Pit if he uses his Up B and you intercept him. ROBs dsmash also has a vast amount of range and lasts longer than it should. With two projectiles it just adds to his "noobiness." His b air also has two hit boxes (in front of him and behind) and he can use the attack to help him recover!!!! Definitely a noob choice...go spam dsmash noobs.
My point-Every character in this game is extremely noob friendly. Get over it, have fun, and just enjoy the game for what it is. No Johns guys....No Johns.
Yeah; so do not use any of those characters guys, they are nooby.
-Poffy
DK-Donkey Kong has been made sooooo much better in so many different aspects. His sidestep is now ridiculously fast, he is faster, he chain throws with his D throw, angleable f tilt, a great d tilt, and he still possess the same immense power he had in Melee. He is easily a complete noob friendly pickup. Problems with the lighter characters such as pikachu, meta, kirby, and jiggly? DK is a good option.
Wolf-Haha, I was playing a wolf player last night actually and he posted on his comment last night "MK is 4 noobs." Okay....but wolf has probably the most spammable f smash in the whole game...the range is insane. Guess what? He did spam it, and he still lost to me. The fact that his laser also STUNS you (ZAMUS) is just another reason why he is noob friendly as well. Hes full of plenty of stun moves, has two great spikes, has one of the best f smashes, good approach game, and so on...another noob friendly pickup here.
Bowser-Bowser is another character that has been buffed significantly. Bowser moves just as fast as most characters, has great power, a wonderful d smash, great fast up-b that cancels many attacks, f tilt of glory that you can angle, and a jumping moving throw that can KO your opponenet before you die to get the W. Another truly buffed, fantastic character. Did I mention he also ***** the nooby MK? If you get in a good 2-3 GOOD hits with bowser...MK is pretty much dead.
Zelda-Zelda is known as a noob character now because of her ability to stand around...and basically just camp the whole match. She can spam her forward B while people are trying to recover...her f smash and just all of her attacks in general have been buffed. The only thing that is not good about her is basically her recovery...after a while it gets extremely predictable. Other than that though...she is extremely powerful along with her buffed d and u air. Go be nooby guys! Go Camp!
Zero Suit Samus-Zero Suit Samus may not be the most powerful character in the game but she does have numerous attacks that allow you to be stunned and allow her to follow up with numerous attacks. Examples-her forward B (also a form of recovery) and her d smash. You can actually do two d smashes followed by a f smash (not sweet spotted) if you are good enough and know what you are doing. There goes a quick 30% off the health there noobs.
Mr. Game And Watch-With the ability to jump cancel his d air out of the parachute, his very spammable b air with 6 total hits, (yes, 6) one of the best tech chasers in the game, a better recovery, and more weight in brawl....he is another character that is noob friendly and has been buffed beyond belief. In Melee he was a joke due to the small shield that he had and how low he got KOed...but now....noob!!!!
Pit-Pit is also a nooby character. With his everlasting and controllable arrows, super fast smash attacks, arguably the best recovery in the game, two reflectors, and a glide....another complete noob choice. Hes basically a Meta Knight with more lag, a projectile, better recovery, and faster aerial movement. Another noob friendly decision here!
Ike-Ike is easily the noobiest character in the whole game, without a doubt. With his jab combo that basically cancels out any attack, the immense power and the KO ability at 58%...he pretty much can be handled by any pro or veteran. All you need is some good edge guarding skills with him and you are pretty much golden. His recovery is actually surprisingly good if you know how to use it. He also possess the ability to have a counter...so if those Mk's and super fast characters take advantage of your lack of speed....counter away noobs.
King Dedede-Haha, another "nooby" character. This character is only good because of his ability to chain throw, and the bottom line. If you could not chain throw....no one would use him. With throws that deal up to 16% damage...come on....enough said. He pretty much chain throws every character in the game aside from Kirby, jiggly, meta knight, and two others. Some characters can even be grabbed infinitely....thats nooby too
Solid Snake-With his extremely spammable F tilt, u tilt, VERY STRONG F SMASH, infinite recovery, (down b twice to u b) and the ability to place C4 on his opponents and KO at low percents....another noob choice here. Once you get used to his style of play and how unorthodox he is....you can **** people with ease....(any noob can just pick him up and spam his fmash and f tilt..)
Meta Knight-With the ability to control the pace and speed of battle, the best edge recovery game, lag free attacks such as his escalating u air, the second best (or best depending on control) recovery, the fastest d smash in the game, and the best combo ability in the game, Meta Knight is also "noob" friendly as well. Meta also poses the ability to stop most projectiles in the game with his mach tornado.
Projectiles that can be stopped-
Luigis
Marios
Early Lucario non charged shots
TL and Links arrows
Dededes little dudes
Game and watch frying pan
Ikes forward B (not really a projectile...but most people did not know this.)
It is a great move to stop those spammers/campers.
Marth-Marth is another "noob" friendly character in the game. If you have good spacing, sometimes you can get KO's on battlefield as low as 75% even with good DI. Marths F airs are pretty spammable...if your spacing is good. Although people say Marth has been "nerfed"I would not say so. He just plays EXTREMELY different from how he did in Melee. I frankly, miss that. Marth in Melee=God. (I was a Marth main as you can see.....think about my username haha) He also has a counter guys!!! omg!!! (See Ike)
Kirby-Kirby is another "noob" character in Brawl. With the extreme increase in power with his AMAZING reecovery that he still has...hes good. His dash attack is better, smashes are better, combos are better, everything.
Charizard-With superarmor, the ability to get his side B to reach 30%......enough said. He is also a heavyweight and is very hard to KO.....
R.O.B-ROB is easily the hardest character to catch and kill. At least with Pit and Meta Knight they move extremely slow in the air and you can kill Pit if he uses his Up B and you intercept him. ROBs dsmash also has a vast amount of range and lasts longer than it should. With two projectiles it just adds to his "noobiness." His b air also has two hit boxes (in front of him and behind) and he can use the attack to help him recover!!!! Definitely a noob choice...go spam dsmash noobs.
My point-Every character in this game is extremely noob friendly. Get over it, have fun, and just enjoy the game for what it is. No Johns guys....No Johns.
Yeah; so do not use any of those characters guys, they are nooby.
-Poffy
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