Meta The "Bowser Matchups" Thread

[Gimpyfish62]

ness is horrible, you should have no problems.

edgeguard him with firebreath for 8 minutes or until he sds. (meaning tap b when he is recovering then release after it touches him, repeat until dead/time limit ends) if he tries to up b anywhere close to the stage... GO GET HIM! lol
ness is way to easy to edgeguard.. uhh...

ness is horrible, you should have no problems.

 

[Smashboozer]

See what I mean! lol

 

[wtfumble]

I just be someone that's not ness

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

I can see your experience with Simna's Ness is vast and unyielding, Master Gimpy.

 

[KevinM]

I can see you suck great amounts of gimpy **** master Uraj

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

Not nearly as much as I see being sucked by everyone else on this board, but I try.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

he's right kevinm lol

anyways, simna's got nothin on this *flex*

although we ARE teaming at scc YEAYUHZ!

 

[KevinM]

This is true his level of **** suckage is way below normal levels LOL

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

When you team with him, are you going to bowser breath heal Ness?

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

lol I beat Simna with my Bowser already.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

actually, we have something different in mind, if we have the time for healing, we have the time for yo yo glitching. he's gonna use me to setup his yo yo glitch

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

I look forward to seeing those matches being recorded

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

lol hi everybody^_^ hey GIMPY! MY upB has more invincibility frames than YOURS!

also: kingjiggywiggy, iirc i 4 stocked your falco, 2 stocked your bowser, and then beat your bowser in dittos...and never lost

wait wait....was it that match on flatzone? cause i dont remember the results of that match but i remember we played there at some point

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

Out of the six matches I played you, I won once. So booyah! You lose!

 

[Dan2]

Hey Gimpy, I see you in the 'Two threads a lot, so I thought I'd stop by here and ask you a question.
I gots a bet with a friend that I can prove that bowser deserves his spot over Mewtwo in the tier list. We're gonna have a 1v1 best of 5 counterpicks and all.
Whaddya reccomend for bowser's tactics.

(Yes, I play mewtwo. I just happen to agree that he's got too many problems. )
^_^

 

[Gimpyfish62]

haha wait so you vs your friend decides the tiers?

smash is doomed.

 

[Dan2]

haha wait so you vs your friend decides the tiers?

smash is doomed.

No, of course not. The tiers will be what they are regardless of our input. (After all, we're not back roomers). No, he just doesn't believe that Mewtwo is as bad as the tiers make him out to be... and he thinks that boozer sucks hard I just want to show him that the tiers are accurate (at least in general). So, is there any chance I could get some help in the matchup. I'm not exactly a pro boozer.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

Out of the six matches I played you, I won once. So booyah! You lose!

awww ****


(btw

LOLOLOOLOL BIG RED TEXT FOR NO REASON LOLOLOL​

)

 

[Gimpyfish62]

No, of course not. The tiers will be what they are regardless of our input. (After all, we're not back roomers). No, he just doesn't believe that Mewtwo is as bad as the tiers make him out to be... and he thinks that boozer sucks hard I just want to show him that the tiers are accurate (at least in general). So, is there any chance I could get some help in the matchup. I'm not exactly a pro boozer.

haha i basically meant "cant answer right now"

uhhh vs mewtwo? vs a non combo crazy mewtwo?

up b?

uhh... ftilt... klaw...

just dont get grabbed over and over and dont let him shadow ball camp you. i dunno, mewtwo has a hard time killing bowser (takes him quite a lot of percent), bowser kills mewtwo at pretty low %, and a non top level mewtwo can be edgeguarded, so you've got that going for ya
just dont be afraid to actually jump off the edge and fair him lol




EDIT: wow simna calm down theres no need to shout, everyone knows that already

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

lol yeah Simna. I'm not very good at this game but whenever I win I laugh like crazy. You should have seen the time I beat Frotaz's jigglypuff last biweekly. He got mad and didn't even say anything (I f-smashed him 4 times).

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

lol getting angry at melee seems to be a trait carried by norcal ganondorf players...but i know some non ganondorf players who get angry too so...

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

shut up simna

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

lol uraj u are a bowser player...i was talking about Irish and Frotaz^_^

EDIT: and the non ganondorf players i was referring to were my brother.....and frotaz lol

 

[KevinM]

Lets just talk about how much we all like KevinM?

=(

 

[Eggz]

Gimpyfiiiiish!

 

[Gimpyfish62]

*car crash* lololol

leave it to gimpyfish to do lunges down 40 miles of highway and cause mass car accidents

</lolspam>

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

Lets just talk about how much we all like KevinM?

=(

hey KEVINM why dont u do get lost in new york?

 

[KevinM]

How bout you go get fat off of foie gras ^_^

 

[Falco&Victory]

This thread went downhill fast, didn't it.

Bowser match-ups thread: Bowser < 25 other random characters.

done

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

I asked Gimpy how to fight Ness, and what I got was a lame bash on Ness. I go up against Simna, and still get whipped around because Gimpy's "advice" was garbage.

Then Simna tells me that he beats Gimpy more consistently than Gimpy beats him.

I'd like to say Simna's full of it, but if Gimpy has no real advice for fighting Ness I'm not sure I can completely discredit Simna.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

i dont remember simna beating me more than i beat him in the most friendly matches of my life, but i wasn't exactly keeping score

all i remember is hitting him off the edge then him messing up his up b, then us saying "good games" and getting up like we were leaving after stock 1 with probably a 30 person crowd. lol

oh also i remember turning around in the match after doin something cool and saying "Cheer" and everyone erupting into cheers all at once

simna is really fun to play

the reason i didn't give vs ness advice is because fighting ness is weird, its weird to give advice, in theory bowser shouldn't be able to do much to get through ness's fair and dash attack and stuff like that, edgeugarding ness is easy as it gets, but its just an akward match to give advice for

find a way around what he's doing and punish him, i dont really know what to tell ya lol

theres no reason to be bitter over friendlies with simna uraj LOL XD

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

Bitter over friendlies? That's as good as it gets (credit goes to ender for this retort)

Also being bitter at Simna for anything is more than justified. I've known the guy for 16 years, trust me.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

i'm joking around dude LOL

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

gimpyfish everyone knows when u are joking...and we could all tell u were ded ****ing serious about that post

EDIT: also gimpy...plz re-edit my post with the big red letters....i changed the words almost immediately after you edited it, but its been there for so long without changing that im starting to feel bad....lol

 

[Gimpyfish62]

that better? XD

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

best use of mod powers. EVER.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

i feel much better now

 

[UrajKingofDarkness]

GIMPY, HOW DO I FIGHT....UM....LET'S GO WITH....ZELDA.

Also how does Bowser shot web?

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

This reminds me of the time I slept with 6 women in one room.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

this isn't the ask gimpyfish thread OR the spam thread this is the matchups thread so lets get back on topic

current matchup is zelda, somebody wanna jump on that?