KeyKun: So my gf is grounded(being 17 must suck) so she snuck me in her basement and we were ****ing and her sister walks in since we were in the laundry room and screams at the sight of my naked *** mounting her sister from the back, she drops her phone running back upstairs and my gf says get off and I am still hard so I say no and hold her arms down for like 3 more mintues till I finish up then she gets up and tells me to gtfo
KeyKun: did I commit ****?
ThumbsWayUp87: the next time my boss asks me why im late to work, i should tell him it's because of conversations like this
KeyKun: I mean you can't tell me to stop b4 I bust a nut, if you already opened your legs to me you can't take it back till I am done right? I'm not in the wrong here am I? She's lucky I didn't nut inside her for being foolish.
ThumbsWayUp87: im going to sleep
KeyKun: Seb you just won 2000, I might need that as bail money
KeyKun: can I count on you my little green hero
ThumbsWayUp87: THAT BETTER BE THE COLOR OF MONEY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
KeyKun: of course, though I imagine my poo may be the same color after several anal rapings in prison
KeyKun: don't let them take me
ThumbsWayUp87: TAKE IT TAKE THE LEG
KeyKun: bwahahahahahahahaha
KeyKun: I am in tears
KeyKun: tears i will use to beat off to your sister
KeyKun: natures lubricant
ThumbsWayUp87: you have to go and ruin an already horrible conversation dont you
ThumbsWayUp87: using tear drops as lube wtf is wrong with your thought process
ThumbsWayUp87: and for evolution, for such a bad movie that scene was insanely funny
KeyKun: That scene was amazing, imagine if he used the leg to toe finger his butthole
KeyKun: then he could keep it!
ThumbsWayUp87: ok, this is why you cant ever become a film critic
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KeyKun: see what convo's with me bring
KeyKun: such joy
ThumbsWayUp87: and admiration
ThumbsWayUp87: for a man's career that lasted a few unsuccessful films and a dozen 7 up commercials
ThumbsWayUp87: you'll be remembered in our hearts, Jones