The 4 word story!

[Phantom7]

the remaining dead bodies

 

[Mr.Freeman]

which was really weird.

 

[RetroAntonio]

who actually like twilight

 

[EmperorB-rad2kj]

which epically failed, so

 

[UberMario]

(@UberMario: please read the previous posts so that your post makes some sense. ...Where there were over 9,000 suns which Vageta and Nappa committed suicide on the... that doesn't make sense)

8,999th sun because it

How does it not make sense? I can name a few things that fit the blank in "Where there were over 9,000 suns which Vageta and Nappa committed suicide on the _____________"

-solar flares. Then Weegee
-spacecraft they rode in.
-axe that fell from
-point of no return.

And it's kind of funny you're pointing me out when you respond to "at sunrise, where there" with "were over 9000 suns". How do you have a sunrise if there are over 9000 of them? (and there aren't 9000 in Earthbound)

which epically failed, so

they went and got

 

[The Cutting Edge]

on the internet where..

 

[UberMario]

they found pictures of

 

[SuperMetroid44]

creepy people eating fobbies

 

[BluePSI]

And Ana loving Ninten

 

[The Cutting Edge]

to which was inspired

 

[Mr.Freeman]

by Earthbound sex tapes.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Also the sex tapes

 

[UberMario]

involved varying degrees of

 

[The Cutting Edge]

viral productions which caused

 

[BluePSI]

Seisures to Earthbound haters

 

[The Cutting Edge]

from which they created

 

[BluePSI]

Mass disruption in the

 

[The Cutting Edge]

time space continuim(i know i butchered that like crazy) where

 

[BluePSI]

Nurse what traveled in

 

[The Cutting Edge]

the shuttle that had

 

[BluePSI]

the escape bag of

 

[Metal~Mario]

candy and soda but

 

[_KuyaSombreo_]

then i woke up

 

[Mr.Freeman]

and had serious diahrreah

 

[WB40]

and then ate it

 

[BluePSI]

Only to Puke out

 

[SuperMetroid44]

it all again, then

 

[The Cutting Edge]

decided to go play

 

[Kupo Rose]

Super Smash Bros Melee

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

then I unlocked mew2

 

[EmperorB-rad2kj]

(seriously where is this story going) who could mind ****

 

[The Cutting Edge]

(No clue, just play along. rofl.) anyone with a reverse

 

[SuperMetroid44]

effect, which is really

 

[Phantom7]

a terminal chronic disorder

 

[The Cutting Edge]

like being in a

 

[smashfan666]

giant tub of centipedes (you're probably thinking "what the eff?", but it's all i could think of)

 

[Mr.Freeman]

which ate the townsfolk

 

[smashfan666]

but captain melonhead came

 

[MPH Deku]

and went. Because of

 

[smashfan666]

the movie, where he