Tell me the scariest story you can think of with just one sentence.

[Aurane]

Once, when I was seven years old, I sat on a banana, and of course that changed my life.

 

[TakeYourHeart]

You come back to Smashboards...after 3 years.

 

[Yarael-BJ-Poof]

It's December 6, you spent the last of you money on Smash Bros Ultimate, and you're waiting in line at the store to get it...then you drop your Switch and break it.

 

[ThyCheshireCat]

You are in a room alone, nothing around you but walls, the lights start to flicker and a state suddenly appears, against the wall it stands, spray paint covers its head giving it a face, the lights flicker again, it turns to face you, you blink and it moves towards you, you flinch and it moves closer, the lights go out and *crunch*

(I kinda cheated by using , instead of . so it isn't a sentence but ye.)

 

[FurretBro]

Geno is confirmed as an Assist Trophy.

 

[Aurane]

Mom: "*insert your full name here but really loud*"

 

[Deleted member]

Smash Ultimate being canceled so that Nintendo can finally pursue making their magnum opus, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 2.

 

[VillageofFitness]

"This Gamecube disc cannot be read.

 

[Applebutter61]

"This Gamecube disc cannot be read.

Holy cow that's so true! I could have played so much Melee as a kid if this were not the case... *sob*

 

[Craft_Mesa]

Smash Bros. is never going to top ultimate, and will eventually crash and burn.

 

[Penroze]

Isabelle is the last newcomer for the rest of the entire Smash series.

 

[Wiziliz]

I'll do you one better... a single word... Steve.

 

[CodakTheWarrior]

Miyamoto has assumed control of the series and has decided to make every npc a toad and that the title should be changed to “Super Mario Smashers” (featuring StarFox and other Nintendo all-stars)

 

[Orlando BCN]

Smash Tour is coming back.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Microaggressive Microtransactions

 

[Applebutter61]

Melee dies....

(Y'all need to watch the Smash Brothers Documentary if you haven't already)

 

[Wiziliz]

Someone else said this in the Smash Ultimate Discussion thread (the Grinch vs Vergiben thread).

The next Nintendo Direct/Smash Direct only reveals Ken as a newcomer.

 

[Kholdstare]

"Stay wait here for me sweetie," your mother said as she left the front of the line at the grocery store to go grab another item.

 

[St0pidIAm]

Sakurai just beat up the Grinch with his bare hands