Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[Substitution]

The funny thing about Quiet is that they've done this before. Remember The End?

Look at him and his leaf clothing. He breathes through his skin, so why doesn't walk around in a bikini and sensually play with water?
Oh right. Boobs. I forgot.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Is anyone a little surprised that we didn't get the Fighting Mii Team costumes for the playable versions?

Sure, it would've been confusing when using them in Multi-Man Smash, but for some reason I was kinda expecting it could happen.

Also, man, the comments in the SmashBoard article on "Is Sakurai a liar?" really shows that the Smash community will never change.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

The funny thing about Quiet is that they've done this before. Remember The End?

Look at him and his leaf clothing. He breathes through his skin, so why doesn't walk around in a bikini and sensually play with water?
Oh right. Boobs. I forgot.

He's an old man with flabby man boobs tho

 

[Coricus]

Quiet.
Who, in one part, has a scene of her in a shower in even less than this with a small crowd of males watching.

And, as Ryugie/Anna just stated.

This is an unlockable outfit for her. With absolutely no issue with her wearing a normal amount of clothing.

Considering what I read posted here right after I made my initial post,

A. Why does she not have more of her legs exposed in the first image and simply wear short shorts? And why wear gloves at all?

B. No you are NOT going to be able to photosynthesize with normal skin ya stupid.

Honestly, though, any "genetic modification" involving surgically removing organs rather than simply restructuring the entire body is just hand waving through stupidity, anyway.

 

[Burruni]

The WiiU didn't sell that well because Nintendo clung to the Wii name, did very poor advertising for the first like 3 years of its lifespan, and the graphical quality of the WiiU alongside the forced need of the Gamepad made it unapproachable for most 3rd Parties and especially made porting a challenge.

The Vita did so poorly, ESPECIALLY outside Japan, because the graphical quality of the Vita is too heavy and the gap of the work needed for a visually-sound Vita game compared to PS3 is not nearly enough to the amount of return you'd get putting it on the greater install base. Especially for 3rd Parties. Edit: And the memory space of it is even worse than the WiiU's. I've had to get a total of 3 memory cards for the Vita and I own about a dozen games for it.

Double Edit: Both tried to coast off of the success of their predecesors (except the Wii was far more successful than the PSP) and did so poorly due to lack of approach ability for 3rd Parties and poor as hell memory.

 

[ChikoLad]

I found the "rolling glitch" in Wario Land 3 a few days ago, but it was in the Cave of Flames, and not in any other places mentioned with the glitch. I was butt-stomping one of the tadpoles that jump out of fire, and the one behind me apparently bumped into me on the same frame.

I also discovered a bunch of glitches in Nicktoons Racing for PC back when I was around 8-9 that nobody else seems to know about. I wish I could record footage of doing them.

The game I probably did the most glitch hunting in (well, besides Sonic '06 ), was also not a very popular one - The Legend Of Spyro: Dawn Of The Dragon. I loved playing around in it so much since there were a lot of glitches and exploits involving giving Spyro and Cynder absurd movement options, to the point where I ended up putting in over 100 hours into the game because I put so much time into just hunting for new ways to exploit it's mechanics.

The glitch I know I was the first to discover (or at least the first to post about it online) was one involving getting infinite height with Cynder, using careful exploiting of a brief moment in her aerial light attack combo to gain height. Basically, in the third attack of the combo, she does a little back flip kick that actually moves her up slightly, and she moves back down in the fourth attack or if you stop. However, there is a brief moment where you can start a fresh new combo without losing that extra little bit of height from the third attack in the combo, so if you repeat the process, she can gain height indefinitely.

In this image below, I am way past the invisible boundary for the "flying mode" in the game, and you can even clearly see the black void below the level map.

I have also found ways to use this to sequence break certain sections in the game which is useful in speed running the game (something I have done in my own time but never publicly).

It's been 5 years since I was doing all of this though. Sometimes I wonder if I should try to make something out of it, like a speed running community for the game.

 

[N3ON]

It's easy to **** on the Vita, but people in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones.

It's also easy to **** on the Wii U.

 

[Shroob]

He's an old man with flabby man boobs tho

The saddest thing, is I've seen fan-art of The End IN Quiet's get-up.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

The WiiU didn't sell that well because Nintendo clung to the Wii name, did very poor advertising for the first like 3 years of its lifespan, and the graphical quality of the WiiU alongside the forced need of the Gamepad made it unapproachable for most 3rd Parties and especially made porting a challenge.

The Vita did so poorly, ESPECIALLY outside Japan, because the graphical quality of the Vita is too heavy and the gap of the work needed for a visually-sound Vita game compared to PS3 is not nearly enough to the amount of return you'd get putting it on the greater install base. Especially for 3rd Parties.

Not to mention Sony did
A: Forget to market the damn thing
B: Made any interesting exclusives no longer Vita exclusive
C: When PS1 games were made available on the Vita, Sony said 'oops we didn't mean to make ALL these available' and locked a ****ton away

 

[Chrono.]

You know, your blind hatred of the Vita is kinda upsetting me.

I actually don't hate the Vita.

If anything I'd like one, but I love poking fun at it.

 

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Is anyone a little surprised that we didn't get the Fighting Mii Team costumes for the playable versions?

Sure, it would've been confusing when using them in Multi-Man Smash, but for some reason I was kinda expecting it could happen.

Also, man, the comments in the SmashBoard article on "Is Sakurai a liar?" really shows that the Smash community will never change.

Now that you mention it, yeah, that is odd.

 

[Coricus]

Is anyone a little surprised that we didn't get the Fighting Mii Team costumes for the playable versions?

Sure, it would've been confusing when using them in Multi-Man Smash, but for some reason I was kinda expecting it could happen.

Also, man, the comments in the SmashBoard article on "Is Sakurai a liar?" really shows that the Smash community will never change.

I'm pretty sure EVERY SmashBoards article is filled to the brim with comments so toxic it makes GameFAQs look like a roost for angels.

This is probably just the first time you've read the comments of an article here in a while. Really, those comments are where the scum of the site live.

 

[Substitution]

The saddest thing, is I've seen fan-art of The End IN Quiet's get-up.

Well I'm not surprised. I mean, if the reason why she's in her get-up is breathing through skin. We should be consistent.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Probably nobody cares but Smash Wii U/3DS won favorite video game at the People's Choice Awards 2016.

http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/n...categories-of-the-peoples-choice-awards-2016/

 

[Burruni]

Not to mention Sony did
A: Forget to market the damn thing
B: Made any interesting exclusives no longer Vita exclusive
C: When PS1 games were made available on the Vita, Sony said 'oops we didn't mean to make ALL these available' and locked a ****ton away

And... honestly.
Not so much as A.
But B and the general concept of backwards compatability, I feel, lead to the Xbone and PS4 having their own rocky starts.
"Okay, what are the good games I can get on this console but not on 360/PS3/Vita for the sake of argument?"
"If I were to jump ship to the next console can I bring my old games?"
At least the WiiU tried to have exclusives... hell just about everything on it WAS/IS exclusive.

 

[Chrono.]

So as it turns out, there's a same-sex couple in XCX

Spoiler

Pretty sure it's the only one as well, since of them is a walking stereotype.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[JamesDNaux]

I think Quiet is fine as she is, it's not like we haven't already had Raiden doing naked cartwheels.

Fanservice equality.

 

[Solfiner]

You guys remember amiibo defects? Well here's a new one

Spoiler: not for the faint of heart

Apparently someone bought off a Flea Market

That yoshi has been through some serious ****, damn.

So as it turns out, there's a same-sex couple in XCX

Spoiler

Pretty sure it's the only one as well, since of them is a walking stereotype.

Just thought I'd share.

I believe there are more, can't remember.

And he is a stereotype at first but actually becomes a pretty awesome character.

 

[Kenith]

The saddest thing, is I've seen fan-art of The End IN Quiet's get-up.

I need pics.

Disclaimer: please do not post pics

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I think Quiet is fine as she is, it's not like we haven't already had Raiden doing naked cartwheels.

Fanservice equality.

No. Doesn't count. Raiden's only sexy when ROOS A NAYCHAAAAAAAA plays in the background

 

[Kenith]

Apparently, according to people who played MGSV, Quiet is a great character.
Shame her design is so incredibly stupid.

 

[ChikoLad]

My problem with Quiet is that the "justification" for her fan service just comes off as desperate and unnecessary.

I mean she isn't a great character as is but if you just wanted to have a character who was there for fan service and nothing else...just have her wear skimpy clothes for no reason at all like every other fan service character. Don't try to be all like "nononono she just comes off as fan service-y because of her tragic backstory, it actually makes her a more interesting character!". Again, it's desperate, and paints her as a "creator's pet/waifu" type situation. Doesn't help much when your explanation is nonsensical and is contradicted within the game itself.

Without this nonsensical aspect of her character, she'd literally just be like any other fan service character. I guess in hindsight this just made her stand out, even if it's shallow.

 

[NintenZ]

Can we just call Corrin and Kamui? It just makes so much more sense.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Can we just call Corrin and Kamui? It just makes so much more sense.

Her name. Is. FEMUI!

 

[Champ Gold]

Can we just call Corrin and Kamui? It just makes so much more sense.

Well we don't call Reflet and Robin so probably not. But it's up to you

 

[NintenZ]

Well we don't call Reflet and Robin so probably not. But it's up to you

Thing is that Robin is a non-sexual name unlike Corrin.

 

[ChikoLad]

Why not just call both of them "Corn"?

Sounds way cooler than Corrin or Kamui.

Thing is that Robin isn't a male name unlike Corrin.

(R.I.P)

 

[Shroob]

Why not just call both of them "Corn"?

Sounds way cooler than Corrin or Kamui.

Because then it just gets awkward.

 

[NintenZ]

Why not just call both of them "Corn"?

Sounds way cooler than Corrin or Kamui.

Actually, that's so much cooler!

 

[Champ Gold]

Because then it just gets awkward.

I sense a Smash video here.

 

[JamesDNaux]

Wouldn't we just call them whatever we would name them in their own game?

Just like George and Wallace.

 

[NintenZ]

Wouldn't we just call them whatever we would name them in their own game?

Just like George and Wallace.

Or should you say Linkle and Ninten?

 

[Deleted member]

I think Quiet is fine as she is, it's not like we haven't already had Raiden doing naked cartwheels.

Fanservice equality.

The thing is though, Raiden's butt wasn't really g8 until rising. At the time that was more like fan disservice.(Well, minor, not major like zero suit wario or the end in quiet's outfit.) And not to mention, he had a much better reason to be naked.

 

[Frostwraith]

Kamui wields a sword named Yato...

Suddenly, I'm reminded of both Kill la Kill and Noragami at once.

 

[ChikoLad]

And not to mention, he had a much better reason to be naked.

Yeah, his father being overly fond of him.

 

[Wario Bros.]

For those Wii U owners out there be careful: Meme Run successor Bigley's Revenge has been released on the Nintendo eShop today.

Looking at its eShop page, it's clear it hasn't learned from Meme Run. Here are some actual snippets from the eShop page:

Genre: Δ Dank Memes Δ

Software Description: This is an encrypted message for dank memers only:

Hello Dank Memers,

We have a huge problem on our hands that could end the world as we know it. Bigley and Cucumber Dog have joined forces with the illuminati to rid the world of dank memes. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to terminate the trio to save dank memes for all to enjoy. In order to accept the mission and eliminate the meme killers, download Bigley's Revenge for the Wii U™ right now and 360 noscope the enemies to oblivion.

This message will now self-destruct m8.

Sincerely,
The President of The United States of Memes

Important Information: After purchasing and downloading this game, you will become an official member of the Navy Seals. Welcome friend!

I couldn't make this stuff up even if I wanted too.

Why?

 

[Frostwraith]

For those Wii U owners out there be careful: Meme Run successor Bigley's Revenge has been released on the Nintendo eShop today.

Looking at its eShop page, it's clear it hasn't learned from Meme Run. Here are some actually snippets from the eShop page: I couldn't make this stuff up even if I wanted too.

Why?

How does Nintendo let crap like this slip through their QA?

 

[NintenZ]

For those Wii U owners out there be careful: Meme Run successor Bigley's Revenge has been released on the Nintendo eShop today.

Looking at its eShop page, it's clear it hasn't learned from Meme Run. Here are some actually snippets from the eShop page: I couldn't make this stuff up even if I wanted too.

Why?

You can't believe how much I want to kill them right now...

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah, his father being overly fond of him.

Yep.

"When I get my hands on that candy ass..."-Steven Armstrong.

The older guys are just really fond of him.

 

[Shroob]

Hey, it's still better than Steam's quality assurance.