Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[Opossum]

Okay, so EpicMartin had me continue his simulator where he left off. HOWEVER, the images broke on the way. So...I cropped the broken images out and left the text.

Spoiler: Next Day

Didn't tag anyone since that'd give spoilers.

 

[Red & Green]

Spoiler: Welp.

That's my legacy in shooter games in a nutshell. How to live and die by the melee weapon.

 

[Zzuxon]

I like how I'm doing in he hunger games so far.

By the way, Rowlet has a message for y'all:

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[A Distant Demon]

Okay, so EpicMartin had me continue his simulator where he left off. HOWEVER, the images broke on the way. So...I cropped the broken images out and left the text.

Spoiler: Next Day

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Didn't tag anyone since that'd give spoilers.

SO so far i've

1. Ran away
2. Got a gift
3. treated an infection
4. Had a chat with Fumi
5. Screamed

A+ survival skills there . . me.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I think people will like my hunger games...

If I can get it to work....

 

[Aetheri]

btw...I did a thing....

I'm not sorry...

Spoiler

 

[Opossum]

Next day was pretty short.
Also I'd like to point out that Gordon Ramsey now has a Trident. The other weapon the Devil's associated with. God dammit Hell's Kitchen...

 

[Substitution]

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Next day was pretty short.
Also I'd like to point out that Gordon Ramsey now has a Trident. The other weapon the Devil's associated with. God dammit Hell's Kitchen...

"Substitution thinks about winning"
"Substitution fell down a tree the next day"

 

[Red & Green]

It's happening boys.
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Christ, wish I knew about this earlier, I gotta look through this to see if I did anything actually amazing and not cowardly like a cowardly coward.

...What exactly was I running away from you for, @LIQUID12A? If you had a bow or some ****, that's understandable, but still...

 

[Aetheri]

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Next day was pretty short.
Also I'd like to point out that Gordon Ramsey now has a Trident. The other weapon the Devil's associated with. God dammit Hell's Kitchen...

Swamp Sensei ...only because you know you wouldn't be able to kill me while I'm awake

 

[A Distant Demon]

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Next day was pretty short.
Also I'd like to point out that Gordon Ramsey now has a Trident. The other weapon the Devil's associated with. God dammit Hell's Kitchen...

I managed to make an alliance with @Kenith . . .well ain't that sweet?

Also I'd like to point out that Gordon Ramsey now has a Trident. The other weapon the Devil's associated with. God dammit Hell's Kitchen...

Ok but @zoroark25 is making him choose who to kill

. . .I think the real mastermind of hell is looking us in the face

 

[Substitution]

Swamp Sensei ...only because you know you wouldn't be able to kill me while I'm awake

Oh it's fine. Everyone falters at some point.
You're only human after all.

 

[Opossum]

Next part's a doozy.

Go Gordon, go! Also lol he didn't go to the Feast. Shows how much he trusts the cook's skills.

 

[Aetheri]

Oh it's fine. Everyone falters at some point.
You're only human after all.

exactly...cept now I'm only dead...so...

 

[Red & Green]

Next part's a doozy.
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Go Gordon, go! Also lol he didn't go to the Feast. Shows how much he trusts the cook's skills.

Ok, but quick question.

...What the **** is a sais?

 

[A Distant Demon]

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This may not be able to go into the "silly warning hall of fame"

. . .but it does get an honorable mention for a silly gif

Next part's a doozy.
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Go Gordon, go! Also lol he didn't go to the Feast. Shows how much he trusts the cook's skills.

I made an alliance with Swamp too. That is way more social skills than I have. This whole tournament is a fraud

*gets ambushed and killed before i'm able to do literally anything even slightly worthwhile*

okay maybe it isn't a fraud

Ok, but quick question.

...What the **** is a sais?

Someone didn't watch enugh Ninja Turtles as a kid

^Raph wielding twin sais

 

[Aetheri]

Ok, but quick question.

...What the **** is a sais?

****ing ninja forks man!!!

Spoiler

Where the heck is Ramsey getting all this ****!!!

 

[Red & Green]

Someone didn't watch enugh Ninja Turtles as a kid

^Raph wielding twin sais

Ok but in my defense all I saw of Ninja Turtles as a kid was the horrible Fast Forward one.

I can't remember them saying anything about them. I think they called them "throwing knives" or something, I forget.

But still, where the HELL did the ninja forks come from?!

 

[Champ Gold]

This hunger games now making me depressed.

I'm losing my sanity and nobody wants to help me


Just like real life, HA.

 

[Opossum]

Of course Gordon gets two food events before tragically dying in a hurricane. ;__;7

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I die via hurricane?

 

[A Distant Demon]

Destructoid just posted an article called "I made a Hen tie for Overwatch's Widowmaker"

I read it

Someone over at Destructoid is VERY tired right now to be writing that article.

I die via hurricane?

Flying type beats grass tpye

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Of course Gordon gets two food events before tragically dying in a hurricane. ;__;7

It just says he gets sucked in. It doesn't say he dies. HE COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW.

He could even be. . .IN YOUR KITCHEN AT THIS VERY MOMENT

This hunger games now making me depressed.

I'm losing my sanity and nobody wants to help me


Just like real life, HA.

 

[Zzuxon]

Well, now I can put "Got stabbed to death by Gordon Ramsey" on my resume.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

It's time for....

SWAMP'S SPECTACULAR SLAUGHTER!!!

For those of you watching at home, here are our contestants.

Aren't they a lively bunch? Let's see how our live audiences respond.

Remember, vote for who you want to see as the winner! We'll have a special interview on days 3,6 and 9.

Good luck to all of our contestants out there.

 

[Opossum]

And there we have it folks. The Frozen Lake makes one more surprise appearance, Champ Black wins by killing everyone.

 

[Ura]

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Next day was pretty short.
Also I'd like to point out that Gordon Ramsey now has a Trident. The other weapon the Devil's associated with. God dammit Hell's Kitchen...

Damn never knew @zoroark25 had it in him lol.

 

[Red & Green]

It's time for....

SWAMP'S SPECTACULAR SLAUGHTER!!!

For those of you watching at home, here are our contestants.

Aren't they a lively bunch? Let's see how our live audiences respond.

Remember, vote for who you want to see as the winner! We'll have a special interview on days 3,6 and 9.

Good luck to all of our contestants out there.

Oh, is it not obvious that the pickaxe is gonna win? He can just dig a hole and wait until everything blows over.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

#TeamBeaker

 

[Opossum]

It's time for....

SWAMP'S SPECTACULAR SLAUGHTER!!!

For those of you watching at home, here are our contestants.

Aren't they a lively bunch? Let's see how our live audiences respond.

Remember, vote for who you want to see as the winner! We'll have a special interview on days 3,6 and 9.

Good luck to all of our contestants out there.

Gotta put my hopes on Captain Jack Sparrow. One of my favorite characters and Disney Infinity figures ;_;.

 

[Substitution]

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And there we have it folks. The Frozen Lake makes one more surprise appearance, Champ Black wins by killing everyone.

And now watch as I die to my own stupidity.

It's like I'm psychic or something.

 

[Aetheri]

#TeamBeaker

mimimimimimimimimimimimi!!!!

 

[A Distant Demon]

If you;re serious Champ i'm willing to talk by the way if you need someone to talk to. If you're joking that's ok too but don't think no one is willing to listen

EDIT and that goes for the rest of you guys too!
Just know I have to sleep sometimes so my reply may be late.

It's time for....

SWAMP'S SPECTACULAR SLAUGHTER!!!

For those of you watching at home, here are our contestants.

Aren't they a lively bunch? Let's see how our live audiences respond.

Remember, vote for who you want to see as the winner! We'll have a special interview on days 3,6 and 9.

Good luck to all of our contestants out there.

Rooting for Slippy, Nami, the dalmation, and Crossdressing Cloud. I mean, how can I not?

 

[Substitution]

C'mon now, none of you are rooting for Can of Sweet Peas? For shame...

 

[Cyn]

It's time for....

SWAMP'S SPECTACULAR SLAUGHTER!!!

For those of you watching at home, here are our contestants.

Aren't they a lively bunch? Let's see how our live audiences respond.

Remember, vote for who you want to see as the winner! We'll have a special interview on days 3,6 and 9.

Good luck to all of our contestants out there.

inb4 Lincoln gets shot from behind.

I'm rooting for a normal dalmatian. Only because he is normal as opposed to "not normal".

 

[Coricus]

It's time for....

SWAMP'S SPECTACULAR SLAUGHTER!!!

For those of you watching at home, here are our contestants.

Aren't they a lively bunch? Let's see how our live audiences respond.

Remember, vote for who you want to see as the winner! We'll have a special interview on days 3,6 and 9.

Good luck to all of our contestants out there.

Who do I WANT to see win? The raptor, with Crossdressing Cloud as a close second.

Who's GOING to win? . . .Isn't winning in a fight against all odds kind of Squirrel Girl's joke or something?

 

[Cyn]

C'mon now, none of you are rooting for Can of Sweet Peas? For shame...

That can is rather pretentious and I don't like it. I mean, how dare he?!?!

 

[Champ Gold]

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And there we have it folks. The Frozen Lake makes one more surprise appearance, Champ Black wins by killing everyone.

I went insane and killed everyone.




I'm da bes

 

[Red & Green]

I went insane and killed everyone.




I'm da bes

We need to put this man into an asylum for bloodshed of the highest record

I mean, look at him with his spiderman gif that never stops twirling venom and his birdy thing that shoots chun-lis

god help this man

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I broke my diet by eating 3 oreos and milk.

That's like, 260 calories or something.

I'm horrible

 

[Opossum]

As much as I want Jack to win...it might very well be Audrey II. You can't stop that mean green mother from outer space. Linked due to song containing language, but for real, go watch Little Shop of Horrors.