Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[Red & Green]

Those 72 guests will DIE, just like their fathers!

Spoiler: NOW, they will feel true PAIN!

 

[Ura]

Just remembered that the 5 year anniversary of the Playstation Network Outrage passed by some weeks ago. What are your memories of the event? I remember being really frustrated because I was big on the PS3 at the time and couldn't play my PS3 games online.

Can I borrow them?
I need them for...... things.

Sorry I need them to kidnap Sakurai so he'll be forced to put Isaac and Andy in Smash Bros. I'll let you borrow them as soon as i'm done promise.

Those 72 guests will DIE, just like their fathers!

Spoiler: NOW, they will feel true PAIN!

Not on my watch.

 

[WeirdChillFever]

Fine, I'll just call upon my fixin' powers for this one.

 

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Just remembered that the 5 year anniversary of the Playstation Network Outrage passed by some weeks ago. What are your memories of the event? I remember being really frustrated because I was big on the PS3 at the time and couldn't play my PS3 games online.

I got back from a vacation when that happened. I was big into LittleBigPlanet 2 at the time, a game with a big online focus. So I was really annoyed, but the first gameplay clip of Sonic Generations came out around the same time, so that cheered me up.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

THE GUEST BAG ISN'T WORKING!

 

[Frizz]

Oh, wow. There really ARE a lot of guests.

Uh, hi!

 

[ChikoLad]

Looks like the sexy as **** baby of Marth and Vegeta. Vegeta being the mother of course

No, it's just Marth's baby.

Marth is both the mother, and the father.

So no one has posted in over an hour? C'mon guys, I know it's the weekend, but even for tha-

*Users: 5, Guests: 68*

. . .Can't you people join the site or something?!

But haven't you realised yet?

All of us users are just rats in a cage. Tearing each other apart for the entertainment of our dear guests.

(This post was brought to you by Johnny Yong Bosch's voice)

 

[A Distant Demon]

People heard they were giving out free premiums and wanted to see what the fuss was about

Thread right now

 

[AreJay25]

I tried checking around to see why there's so many guests. No answers.

I don't know what the hell is going on.

Just remembered that the 5 year anniversary of the Playstation Network Outrage passed by some weeks ago. What are your memories of the event? I remember being really frustrated because I was big on the PS3 at the time and couldn't play my PS3 games online.

That happened around the time Mortal Kombat 9 came out, right?

I was pretty upset that I couldn't play it online.

... And then I did play it online and the netcode was bleh.

 

[Red & Green]

But haven't you realised yet?

All of us users are just rats in a cage. Tearing each other apart for the entertainment of our dear guests.

(This post was brought to you by Johnny Yong Bosch's voice)

Well, I wouldn't say Tear eachother apart...

Some of us prefer to tackle eachother apart, some of us like to luma shot eachother apart, while some freaking PEDOPHILE likes to grab the tiny children apart from their families and put them in his magical hammerspace bag.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Well, I wouldn't say Tear eachother apart...

Some of us prefer to tackle eachother apart, some of us like to luma shot eachother apart, while some freaking PEDOPHILE likes to grab the tiny children apart from their families and put them in his magical hammerspace bag.

But the Guest bag isn't exclusively for children

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Whoa, 75 guests? What happened here?

Just binged on Jungle book (twice) and Zootopia. Time well spent.

I still haven't seen either of those, and I also have civil war to see now

 

[ChikoLad]

Well, I wouldn't say Tear eachother apart...

Some of us prefer to tackle eachother apart, some of us like to luma shot eachother apart, while some freaking PEDOPHILE likes to grab the tiny children apart from their families and put them in his magical hammerspace bag.

Nah, I like to drag them "out of this dimension".

Spoiler

 

[Red & Green]

But the Guest bag isn't exclusively for children

I can probably guarantee you most of these guests ARE children, tho

suckn their thumbs wit their binkies in their mouths n all dat ****

c'mon guests grow up n BE A FRIGGIN GROWN-UP n JOIN SMASHBOARDS
(friggn stalkers)

 

[Opossum]

Guys, what's with all the guests? They've made traffic unbearable and took all the good seats.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I can probably guarantee you most of these guests ARE children, tho

suckn their thumbs wit their binkies in their mouths n all dat ****

c'mon guests grow up n BE A FRIGGIN GROWN-UP n JOIN SMASHBOARDS
(friggn stalkers)

btw quick correction. Pedophiles want sex with kids. That's not why do with the Naughty Nabbit Bag

 

[AreJay25]

"Go see Civil War!"

I think I cracked it, guys.

They think they're getting a free stream of Civil War.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

"Go see Civil War!"

I think I cracked it, guys.

They think they're getting a free stream of Civil War.

In that case~
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU? CHEAPSKATE GUESTS! THIS MOVIE DESERVES YOUR MONEY!

 

[Deleted member]

The amount of guests right now reminds me of back when there were those rumors during the Smash DLC drought of 2015.

I remember beign in the K.Rool thread and there was a nasty amount of guests that came from Reddit.

Maybe they came back to say hi again here since the K.Rool thread is locked now?

 

[Ura]

Would love to see the day where there's a major Smash NX leak that's legit and all the Guests that would show up to this thread.

 

[ChikoLad]

78 now. **** is lit.

Anyway, there's this interview about Star Fox: Zero from Nintendo Dream with Miyamoto, and:

– As a new keypoint in the story, they’ve added a Teleport Device. There are people who support it and those who are against it, and these sides are hostile to each other, just like the above idiom.

http://nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-and-hayashi-talk-star-fox-zero-story-gamepad-vehicles-more/3/

The bolded is NOT a point at all in Zero's story.

Either the translation is bad, or Miyamoto is talking out of his butt to try and big up the story of this game again.

 

[Red & Green]

btw quick correction. Pedophiles want sex with kids. That's not why do with the Naughty Nabbit Bag

Why do with Naughty Nabbit Bag, then?

Do you just sell guests off of eBay then?

Because taking the guests and pushing them somewhere else doesn't seem like an option anymore

Is there a protect the guests foundation, are they just donated there?

The **** does the bag do with guests?

For now, I must go. Tell me what happens later.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

78 now. **** is lit.

Anyway, there's this interview about Star Fox: Zero from Nintendo Dream with Miyamoto, and:



http://nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-and-hayashi-talk-star-fox-zero-story-gamepad-vehicles-more/3/

The bolded is NOT a point at all in Zero's story.

Either the translation is bad, or Miyamoto is talking out of his butt to try and big up the story of this game again.

Aaaaaaand it's time to put Miyamoto in a nursing home. Who to replace him with? Rick Sanchez of course!

Why do with Naughty Nabbit Bag, then?

Do you just sell guests off of eBay then?

Because taking the guests and pushing them somewhere else doesn't seem like an option anymore

Is there a protect the guests foundation, are they just donated there?

The **** does the bag do with guests?

They get put in the bag, the bag is then taken to the maffia. The maffia then grab baseball bats. The baseball bats are dumped in the bag along with the kids, then ants are put in the bag until you can see ants pour out of the bag. Keep the bag closed for 3 days, then throw the bag in a swimming pool to drown the ants. The guests might survive, and if they do, they can try to escape. Then we throw moldy muffins at them while they run

 

[_Sheik]

Oh, wow. There really ARE a lot of guests.

Uh, hi!

Hello :D You new around these parts?

 

[Aetheri]

Everyone's freaking out over all these guests and I'm just chillin...

like Sammie here...
<---------

You know like she's just sitting there waiting for her next mission....whenever that will be...

 

[FalKoopa]

The amount of guests right now reminds me of back when there were those rumors during the Smash DLC drought of 2015.

I remember beign in the K.Rool thread and there was a nasty amount of guests that came from Reddit.

Maybe they came back to say hi again here since the K.Rool thread is locked now?

The K. Rool thread is locked? What happened?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

The K. Rool thread is locked? What happened?

It became a social group, requiring an account

 

[A Distant Demon]

The K. Rool thread is locked? What happened?

I needed new boots.

Spoiler

78 now. **** is lit.

Anyway, there's this interview about Star Fox: Zero from Nintendo Dream with Miyamoto, and:



http://nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-and-hayashi-talk-star-fox-zero-story-gamepad-vehicles-more/3/

The bolded is NOT a point at all in Zero's story.

Either the translation is bad, or Miyamoto is talking out of his butt to try and big up the story of this game again.

Maybe he got it mixed up the game's story with the game's development's story.

Here i'll fix his quote

As a new keypoint in the gameplay, they’ve added Motion Controls. There are people who support it and those who are against it, and these sides are hostile to each other, just like the above idiom.

It was a rough dev cycle, which is why it took so long. A Civil War is never pretty unless Marvel does it.

I haven't played the game yet shhh

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Everyone's freaking out over all these guests and I'm just chillin...

like Sammie here...
<---------

You know like she's just sitting there waiting for her next mission....whenever that will be...

I'm on mobile.

Apparently my left hand is named Sammie

I guess that's appropriate

 

[Deleted member]

The K. Rool thread is locked? What happened?

Im referring to the original K.Rool thread. You know, the one that was in the character discussion section?

Remember when it was closed down back in October? Yeah, that thread.

 

[FalKoopa]

It became a social group, requiring an account

I thought the one in social group got locked. Thankfully not. Hell would break loose if that one ended.

 

[Aetheri]

I'm on mobile.

Apparently my left hand is named Sammie

I guess that's appropriate

is also on mobile

Doesn't mean my left hand is Sammie also though

 

[A Distant Demon]

I thought the one in social group got locked. Thankfully not. Hell would break loose if that one ended.

>Locking the K rool thread

No use locking a dead thread anyway.

 

[Coricus]

Would love to see the day where there's a major Smash NX leak that's legit and all the Guests that would show up to this thread.

I'd love to see that too.

The inevitable fallout of whatever is going to end up being announced is going to be absolutely horrid no matter what it is, but at least the guest wave will be hilariously large.

 

[Deleted member]

Would love to see the day where there's a major Smash NX leak that's legit and all the Guests that would show up to this thread.

I'd love to see that too.

The inevitable fallout of whatever is going to end up being announced is going to be absolutely horrid no matter what it is, but at least the guest wave will be hilariously large.

Im pretty sure that whenever we get more NX news, we will have ****tons of guests AND users viewing the thread, regardless if we get the oh so rumored Smash NX or not.......





.......if we ever get NX news..........

 

[Deleted member]

Holy **** Edgeworth, you just ****ed everything up
Well, for you anyways, those were good news for me
I love how Gant looks so intimidating at first but then he happens to actually be a nice guy

Those guests were naughty. They were being... Guests!


ALSO BUTT BUTT HYPE AAAAAAAA

An exciting day! Some friends are stopping by to try a short Specter Knight/King Knight demo! It's like a mini-PAX! pic.twitter.com/KGlSwFyszG

— Yacht Club Games - SKPD Paradox Pack OUT NOW! (@YachtClubGames) May 7, 2016

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
SPECTER KNIGHT HYPE
I wonder how his campaign will be, they managed to make Plague Knight adorable so I'm excited to see his characterization
He also has a cool robe and a ****ing scythe and you can't go wrong with what's objectively the best weapon

 

[AwesomeAussie27]

Let's have a solar system busting demon fight a mere city level pirate. Totally not a one-sided fight at all.

 

[Deleted member]

Okay this may sound dumb, but........
.....what if the Guests were actually bots?.....

..okay that is just stupid.

 

[Deleted member]

Let's have a solar system busting demon fight a mere city level pirate. Totally not a one-sided fight at all.

Eh, I mean, this is the same channel that put Godzilla(who has a ridiculous amount of feats.) against a monster from an obscure game.

 

[Coricus]

Im pretty sure that whenever we get more NX news, we will have ****tons of guests AND users viewing the thread, regardless if we get the oh so rumored Smash NX or not.......





.......if we ever get NX news..........

IMO NX news will probably come at the one time we least expect it.

So definitely not at E3, nor at whatever other event people start expecting it to be at afterwards.

That said, since you're already voicing concerns, that just reaffirms the fact that it's coming at some point, because we're already starting to have hope waver.

Okay this may sound dumb, but........
.....what if the Guests were actually bots?.....

..okay that is just stupid.

That actually crossed my mind at one point.

I wonder why on earth there would be that many bots if that was the case though. When the Premium-only forums get mysterious "guests," it's usually just one or two.