Yonder
Smashboard's 1st Sole Survivor
Survivor of the Smash:Mastered
I love this fanfic so much I want to recreate it. Get rid of the mediocre parts, and change a few character around, few parts. Most of all though cut it off so that a sequel does not exist, for I failed on it in my opinion and want to make sure it canonically never happened!
Without further ado, here we go!
Survivor of the Smash: Nintendo
Welcome to the story of Survivor with Nintendo characters to compete for the title of the new mascot for Nintendo. Mario had quit Nintendo and settled down with Peach. One by one the Nintendo participants will drop out by elimination or other means similar to the T.V show Survivor. Mario originally intended for Luigi to be the host, since he thought that Luigi would never last 1 day on the island. Luigi promptly rejected the offer because he wanted to show Mario that he had the quality to be a shining mascot so Mario gave the job to his "friend" Stanley the Bug Man. Why was this forgotten character most noticeably starring in a single Donkey Kong game hosting the game? After Mario failed to appear in Donkey Kong 3 due to injuries from the previous Donkey Kong Jr. game, Stanley forced Mario to let him host the competition as he felt Mario owed it to him for covering him in Donkey Kong 3. If that wasn't motivation enough, Stanley simply stated he would never exterminate Peach's castle again, which would lead to a bug infestation...which would leave there being no supplies to make cake...Mario had to comply.
The participant's will consist mostly of characters from Super Smash Bros Melee along with a few others characters from Brawl and some completely new characters from other games, making the total number of participants 25. Some are not in the game as others had replaced them or other reasons. I have listed them below:
1. Mario: Settled down with Peach
2. Peach: Settled down with Mario
3. Dr. Mario: Clone of Mario
4. D.K: decided to let D.K Junior go instead of him
5. Young Link: Not needed when Link's around
6. Pichu: Yeah, we can do better than him
The list of Participants are listed below:
1.Marth
2.Bowser
3.Mewtwo
4.D.K Junior
5.Wario
6.Sonic
7.Roy:
8.Luigi
9.Mr. Game and Watch
10.Meta Knight
11.Zelda
12.Samus
13.Fawful
14.Snake
15.Ganondorf
16.Yoshi
17.Capt. Falcon
18.Samurai Goroh
19.Pikachu
20.Jigglypuff
21.Fox
22.Falco
23.Krystal
24.Megaman
25.Link
Chapter 1: A new contest is born!
The contestants came to the island on Peach's pink air cruiser, which could be seen by the people below as they cheering for the new contestants. Stanley then announced in his loud booming voice that brought everyone to his attention.
Stanley: "Ok people, you are going to play it out to the max! Remember what's on the line and enjoy yourselve-".
Before Stanley finished his speech, Fox already knew what to do and grabbed his parachute, and made a 200 ft drop from the plane, soon reaching his mark on the island.
Stanley: "Just, just follow Fox and grab your parachute please,"
As Stanley told the pilot to bring the plane to a halt so that they could make their dramatic jump. Falco followed after Fox and was just a good of a skydiver as Fox, as he plummeted down to land. G&W used the parachute that he carried around with him as he drifted like a piece paper to the island. Bowser was given his Koopa car to descend down, as no parachute would hold his bulky exterior. For Jigglypuff, she didn't need a parachute as she just inflated her body and floated down peacefully. When Capt. Falcon and Goroh went down, they were battling each other in the air, just like they did in F-Zero racing. After everyone went down in there own unique fashion, Luigi and Snake were left and Luigi was scared silly.
Luigi: "Please a man! Why can't I a go down like a Bowser did?"
Stanley: "Unless you want to gain 100 pounds for that, you better get moving!"
Stanley shoved Luigi out of the pink plane with his parachute attached, with Luigi screaming the entire time.
Snake: Keh,time to show some TRUE diving skills" he muttered as he puffed on the cigar. But as he was about to go, Stanley told him to lose the cigar and Snake unwillingly did it with anger in his eyes.
Once everyone descended Stanley just had the plane park right on the island.
Stanley: "Ok mates, hope you enjoyed your dive…"
Luigi: "I didn't…"
Stanley: "Quiet! As I was saying, now we choose teams! So, the two teams leaders are the people who dived last: Snake and Luigi"
Snake:…
Luigi: "Yahoo! Time to show some Luigi skills!"
Stanley: "Ok mates, who do you choose first, Snake?"
Snake: "Fox"
Luigi: "Yoshi!"
Snake: "Samus"
Luigi: "Umm...Jigglypuff?"
The choosing continued to commence until only 2 remained unpicked: Fawful and Roy. Snake had his full team of 12 so it was Luigi's turn to pick.
Luigi: "Hmmmmmmmmmm…eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr…aaaaaahhhhhhhhh…"
Stanley: "Just bloody pick!"
Luigi, in a panic, blurted out the first name he could think of.
Luigi: "Fine, fine, fine I'll pick Fawful just leave me aloooone!"
Stanley: "So it is settled!"
Luigi: Oh wait sorry, I panicked for a second there,! Uh, can I switch back for Roy?
Stanley: Nope all selections are final!
Luigi's team growled at him in anger of his apparent poor selection skills and his abillity to stay calm ,already negatory qualities of a good leader. While Luigi picked at random, Snake selected with strategy and was already thinking of roles to assign to his team.
Roy decided to speak up to ask about his fate.
Roy: "So… What happens to me?"
Stanley: "You… Get to go home first!" On his command, the red carpet rolled out of the plane.
Roy: "Nooooooo!" "Not fair, not fair! I have teh phires! I coulda made fires! You will all regret forgetting about me!"
Roy waved his sword in the air in a mental breakout
Luigi: He had fire and a sword too? Can I pleassssse switch?
But it was to late,the Toad mushroom people took Roy away and flew into the puffy clouds with smiley faces on them on Peach's pink plane.
The teams had 12 people on each team and were as followed
Squadrons:Snake, Samus, Fox, Falco, Link, Bowser, Capt. Falcon, Mewtwo, Marth, Pikachu, D.K Junior, and Mr. Game & Watch
Vacuums: Luigi, Yoshi, Fawful, Ganondorf, Sonic, Megaman, Krystal, Jigglypuff, Meta-Knight, Zelda, Samurai Goroh, and Wario
Stanley: "Now time to name your team's guys!" "You first Snake."
Snake: "Snake's Squadron." He said firmly with a couple of grunts from the team.
Luigi: "Luigi's Vacuum's!" "And a catchy catchphrase!" Before his team could stop him, it was too late and he said it: "We suck!"
Even more grunts were heard from Luigi's team. Megaman facepalmed and tired to negotiate a teamswitch with Fox; to which he laughed in his face.
Stanley: "Ok, Snake's Squadron and Luigi's Vacuum's with their catchy phrase… "We suck" "Alright, now we make a race for the camps and since Roy left us so early, no elimination is going to occur today. So when you get to your camp, stretch out your legs and lay back. First person out of anyone's team to reach the site wins it for their team! All right, teams ready? 3,2,1… Go!"
The race started and the teams were not even given maps, alone to travel to the other side of the island in the big, open forest. Sonic sped ahead leaving everyone in the dust, racing with no path thought out.
Snake: "Ok, men, move out!" As they all dashed into the forest with an actual sense of where they were going.
Luigi: "Err." "Any ideas now that Sonic left us?" He stuttered nervously
Krystal: "Your the leader, shouldn't you have the plan?"
Goroh: "I say we slice down the entire forest!"
Luigi: "Let's just walk and a talk about the plan in the forest, ok?"
When they finally went in, they lost some ground and Snake's team was ahead of them. There was some creatures such as Cacteurs and Grumpigs running around, which Snake shot down a Grumpig with his tranquilizer and slugged it across his shoulder.
Snake: "Planning ahead is a good idea."
G&W: "Beep!"
Snake: "Shut the hell up!"
Mr. G&W tended to get on everyone's nerves within the first hour of the game. Soon, as they approached there camp, Sonic was waiting there, trying to look cool by pretending to slurp seawater out of a shiny glass he found.
Sonic: "Pack up guys your camp's a that away!"
As Sonic pointed to the southern side of the island that look considerably darker. The team groaned and turned away as Luigi's Vacuums came into the scene and cheered for Sonic.
Luigi: "Here we are, our new home."
Everyone gave a sigh of relief and settled down into there separate spot of the refuge.
Votes: N/A
Final words, Roy: This isn't fair! Not fair! Who could of made a fire and slice down trees? Me! Hmph. I don't need this, I'm going to go fill out my contract for Super Smash Bros Brawl. Now then, where did I leave my pen?
Yeah it's in the more scripted format, but it's a fanfic, not a novel and I did write this a while back, just fixing it up in places. Comments, criticisms, whatever are appreciated! I have 70% of the recreated version of this finished so if I get requests to post more quicker, I will.
I love this fanfic so much I want to recreate it. Get rid of the mediocre parts, and change a few character around, few parts. Most of all though cut it off so that a sequel does not exist, for I failed on it in my opinion and want to make sure it canonically never happened!
Without further ado, here we go!
Survivor of the Smash: Nintendo
Welcome to the story of Survivor with Nintendo characters to compete for the title of the new mascot for Nintendo. Mario had quit Nintendo and settled down with Peach. One by one the Nintendo participants will drop out by elimination or other means similar to the T.V show Survivor. Mario originally intended for Luigi to be the host, since he thought that Luigi would never last 1 day on the island. Luigi promptly rejected the offer because he wanted to show Mario that he had the quality to be a shining mascot so Mario gave the job to his "friend" Stanley the Bug Man. Why was this forgotten character most noticeably starring in a single Donkey Kong game hosting the game? After Mario failed to appear in Donkey Kong 3 due to injuries from the previous Donkey Kong Jr. game, Stanley forced Mario to let him host the competition as he felt Mario owed it to him for covering him in Donkey Kong 3. If that wasn't motivation enough, Stanley simply stated he would never exterminate Peach's castle again, which would lead to a bug infestation...which would leave there being no supplies to make cake...Mario had to comply.
The participant's will consist mostly of characters from Super Smash Bros Melee along with a few others characters from Brawl and some completely new characters from other games, making the total number of participants 25. Some are not in the game as others had replaced them or other reasons. I have listed them below:
1. Mario: Settled down with Peach
2. Peach: Settled down with Mario
3. Dr. Mario: Clone of Mario
4. D.K: decided to let D.K Junior go instead of him
5. Young Link: Not needed when Link's around
6. Pichu: Yeah, we can do better than him
The list of Participants are listed below:
1.Marth
2.Bowser
3.Mewtwo
4.D.K Junior
5.Wario
6.Sonic
7.Roy:
8.Luigi
9.Mr. Game and Watch
10.Meta Knight
11.Zelda
12.Samus
13.Fawful
14.Snake
15.Ganondorf
16.Yoshi
17.Capt. Falcon
18.Samurai Goroh
19.Pikachu
20.Jigglypuff
21.Fox
22.Falco
23.Krystal
24.Megaman
25.Link
Chapter 1: A new contest is born!
The contestants came to the island on Peach's pink air cruiser, which could be seen by the people below as they cheering for the new contestants. Stanley then announced in his loud booming voice that brought everyone to his attention.
Stanley: "Ok people, you are going to play it out to the max! Remember what's on the line and enjoy yourselve-".
Before Stanley finished his speech, Fox already knew what to do and grabbed his parachute, and made a 200 ft drop from the plane, soon reaching his mark on the island.
Stanley: "Just, just follow Fox and grab your parachute please,"
As Stanley told the pilot to bring the plane to a halt so that they could make their dramatic jump. Falco followed after Fox and was just a good of a skydiver as Fox, as he plummeted down to land. G&W used the parachute that he carried around with him as he drifted like a piece paper to the island. Bowser was given his Koopa car to descend down, as no parachute would hold his bulky exterior. For Jigglypuff, she didn't need a parachute as she just inflated her body and floated down peacefully. When Capt. Falcon and Goroh went down, they were battling each other in the air, just like they did in F-Zero racing. After everyone went down in there own unique fashion, Luigi and Snake were left and Luigi was scared silly.
Luigi: "Please a man! Why can't I a go down like a Bowser did?"
Stanley: "Unless you want to gain 100 pounds for that, you better get moving!"
Stanley shoved Luigi out of the pink plane with his parachute attached, with Luigi screaming the entire time.
Snake: Keh,time to show some TRUE diving skills" he muttered as he puffed on the cigar. But as he was about to go, Stanley told him to lose the cigar and Snake unwillingly did it with anger in his eyes.
Once everyone descended Stanley just had the plane park right on the island.
Stanley: "Ok mates, hope you enjoyed your dive…"
Luigi: "I didn't…"
Stanley: "Quiet! As I was saying, now we choose teams! So, the two teams leaders are the people who dived last: Snake and Luigi"
Snake:…
Luigi: "Yahoo! Time to show some Luigi skills!"
Stanley: "Ok mates, who do you choose first, Snake?"
Snake: "Fox"
Luigi: "Yoshi!"
Snake: "Samus"
Luigi: "Umm...Jigglypuff?"
The choosing continued to commence until only 2 remained unpicked: Fawful and Roy. Snake had his full team of 12 so it was Luigi's turn to pick.
Luigi: "Hmmmmmmmmmm…eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr…aaaaaahhhhhhhhh…"
Stanley: "Just bloody pick!"
Luigi, in a panic, blurted out the first name he could think of.
Luigi: "Fine, fine, fine I'll pick Fawful just leave me aloooone!"
Stanley: "So it is settled!"
Luigi: Oh wait sorry, I panicked for a second there,! Uh, can I switch back for Roy?
Stanley: Nope all selections are final!
Luigi's team growled at him in anger of his apparent poor selection skills and his abillity to stay calm ,already negatory qualities of a good leader. While Luigi picked at random, Snake selected with strategy and was already thinking of roles to assign to his team.
Roy decided to speak up to ask about his fate.
Roy: "So… What happens to me?"
Stanley: "You… Get to go home first!" On his command, the red carpet rolled out of the plane.
Roy: "Nooooooo!" "Not fair, not fair! I have teh phires! I coulda made fires! You will all regret forgetting about me!"
Roy waved his sword in the air in a mental breakout
Luigi: He had fire and a sword too? Can I pleassssse switch?
But it was to late,the Toad mushroom people took Roy away and flew into the puffy clouds with smiley faces on them on Peach's pink plane.
The teams had 12 people on each team and were as followed
Squadrons:Snake, Samus, Fox, Falco, Link, Bowser, Capt. Falcon, Mewtwo, Marth, Pikachu, D.K Junior, and Mr. Game & Watch
Vacuums: Luigi, Yoshi, Fawful, Ganondorf, Sonic, Megaman, Krystal, Jigglypuff, Meta-Knight, Zelda, Samurai Goroh, and Wario
Stanley: "Now time to name your team's guys!" "You first Snake."
Snake: "Snake's Squadron." He said firmly with a couple of grunts from the team.
Luigi: "Luigi's Vacuum's!" "And a catchy catchphrase!" Before his team could stop him, it was too late and he said it: "We suck!"
Even more grunts were heard from Luigi's team. Megaman facepalmed and tired to negotiate a teamswitch with Fox; to which he laughed in his face.
Stanley: "Ok, Snake's Squadron and Luigi's Vacuum's with their catchy phrase… "We suck" "Alright, now we make a race for the camps and since Roy left us so early, no elimination is going to occur today. So when you get to your camp, stretch out your legs and lay back. First person out of anyone's team to reach the site wins it for their team! All right, teams ready? 3,2,1… Go!"
The race started and the teams were not even given maps, alone to travel to the other side of the island in the big, open forest. Sonic sped ahead leaving everyone in the dust, racing with no path thought out.
Snake: "Ok, men, move out!" As they all dashed into the forest with an actual sense of where they were going.
Luigi: "Err." "Any ideas now that Sonic left us?" He stuttered nervously
Krystal: "Your the leader, shouldn't you have the plan?"
Goroh: "I say we slice down the entire forest!"
Luigi: "Let's just walk and a talk about the plan in the forest, ok?"
When they finally went in, they lost some ground and Snake's team was ahead of them. There was some creatures such as Cacteurs and Grumpigs running around, which Snake shot down a Grumpig with his tranquilizer and slugged it across his shoulder.
Snake: "Planning ahead is a good idea."
G&W: "Beep!"
Snake: "Shut the hell up!"
Mr. G&W tended to get on everyone's nerves within the first hour of the game. Soon, as they approached there camp, Sonic was waiting there, trying to look cool by pretending to slurp seawater out of a shiny glass he found.
Sonic: "Pack up guys your camp's a that away!"
As Sonic pointed to the southern side of the island that look considerably darker. The team groaned and turned away as Luigi's Vacuums came into the scene and cheered for Sonic.
Luigi: "Here we are, our new home."
Everyone gave a sigh of relief and settled down into there separate spot of the refuge.
Votes: N/A
Final words, Roy: This isn't fair! Not fair! Who could of made a fire and slice down trees? Me! Hmph. I don't need this, I'm going to go fill out my contract for Super Smash Bros Brawl. Now then, where did I leave my pen?
Yeah it's in the more scripted format, but it's a fanfic, not a novel and I did write this a while back, just fixing it up in places. Comments, criticisms, whatever are appreciated! I have 70% of the recreated version of this finished so if I get requests to post more quicker, I will.