Your Scott Pilgrim reaction picture has made me decide to do the thing. I'll bet I can find some other thing if such a round were to arise.
I'd like to preface by saying that months ago (After making the stage) I asked D-Idara if this would be valid in the stages for a 3DS Zelda round, he told me that while he couldn't speak for other judges, he'd be okay with this because it at least made sense. And so... Without further adieu...
Awakening in Subcon
A mashup stage between Zelda: Link's Awakening and Super Mario Bros 2 (US)
"A... Some sort of rift?"
The idea originally came from the knowledge that both games never really happened. Link's Awakening was a dream all along, as was Mario Bros 2. That coupled with the fact that Link's Awakening had several Mario characters/enemies present in the game made this an easy choice for me.
This stage, as you can see, has three platforms. The top two are drop-thru-able platforms at varying lengths, they remain stationary. The bottom platform is solid, slightly shorter than the middle platform but longer than the top one.
Any water or platforms in the background are just that- background. There for aesthetic alone.
However... you'll almost never see the stage as basic as this.
On the bottom platform will pretty much always be at least
some sort of hazard taken from these games.
Birdo shoots projectile eggs at you that cause about 5% damage and can knock you off the side. He can be KO'd.
These aren't the Cuccoo item... I made the stage before those were announced. These cuccoos just stand there, if they get attacked, they'll all gang up on you and... well, you don't want that.
This one I did make after the chain chomp AT was announced but I couldn't think of a better inclusion. Chain Chomp attacks either side of his post alternatively, so if you're on the side he's not on, you're safe... for a moment. If the post he's attached to takes enough hits, it'll break and Chain Chomp will jump off the stage. He'll come back after about a minute though.
NIE OHNE KONDOM!
Buzz Blobs just stand on the predetermined spots dancing around. They have electrical stunning effects if you hit them directly, though you can KO them with ranged weapons.
Other enemies that may appear on this stage are Wart (from SMB2), Octorocks, Pirahna Plants and a Darknut.
Unlockable? Yes, I'm thinking that it unlocks when both the Birdo and Buzz Blob trophies are unlocked (Like the Subcon level in Melee, but with more Zelda)
Music:
Marelda Medley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE3iCf71WQU
Zelda Medley (Made using Mario Paint):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olr9ZTIRuZQ
FJ7X Link's Awakening medley:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdmgBezEFgA
You have no idea how long I've been holding onto this stage. As the games are releasing fairly soon, I'm (sadly) expecting this thread to die off... And I wanted to be sure to post this before that happens, you know?
Don't get me wrong though- If this thread lives on well past the games releasing I will happily eat those words.