Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[PsychoIncarnate]

I'd paired myself with Nowi because I've always wanted to ride a dragon since I watched Never ending story

 

[Croph]

Hey, who wants to discuss... FIRE EMBLEM?

Ooooh, ooooh! I do! I do! Here's my thoughts on FE in Smash:

Is going to be a great Super Mario Bros. 4 game. Nothing makes fire emblem characters. IKE Marth is awakening of his design, but no panties. Ph1r3 will throw of chrome attack scones, consists of Roy.

It is always irrational reasons people and Roy. But he is very popular and unique strengthens. Start the handsome of all times. Is Marth and Roy OG firefighters.

 

[Moon Monkey]

I picked Donnel to be paired with Nowi.

P.S If this game:
http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/05/03/shadow-of-the-eternals-teaser-trailer
doesn't at least come to WiiU i'm gonna be pissed.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

The real reason Ridley killed Samus' parents: Ridley's race's mating habits are strange; violence, hatred and bloodshed is how they express themselves (they do not understand the concept of ****). Unfortunately, this has resulted in the near extinction of their kind.
Ridley, not wanting his species to die out, sees the opportunity to have Samus grow up to hate him and continuously try to kill him (it's easier to "prepare" children for their future mating ritual than it is for adults for the moment). While Samus is obviously a different species, Ridley's choices are heavily limited due to no other known member of his race, let alone a female.
Ridley's plan succeeded too well, as it resulted in his death on Zebes. Though in a way, he did continue the lifespan of his species, as DNA from Samus' suit from their final encounter was accidentally used to clone a new Ridley. ....Unfortunately the clone developed too fast due to unstable genetics and never really grew out of the "kill and devour" stage, though it grew some undertones of mating, as shown through his teenage state. Even more unfortunate is that the clone chose to pursue the very same being that killed his predecessor, and it resulted in severe injuries that cost him his short life because of an unexpected encounter with a Queen Metroid.

I swear, I have potential to be a good writer if I wasn't so frigging lazy to work on my literary skills.

Hahahah. At least your headcanon would make perfect sense. Thought I was reading an official info here...

 

[FlareHabanero]

New Subject: Why Ridley is too horny for Smash Bros.
Can't you see the way he caresses poor Samus Aran? I don't think that's bloodlust; that's a different kind of lust entirely! Just look at the way he flops his tongue around, especially in his teenage state in Other M. (Teenagers have less controllable hormones, so it makes perfect sense).
And the way he wants to jab her with his pointy tail, it's too symbolic. We can't have such a sexual deviant in Smash.

 

[Pazzo.]

I picked Donnel to be paired with Nowi.

P.S If this game:
http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/05/03/shadow-of-the-eternals-teaser-trailer
doesn't at least come to WiiU i'm gonna be pissed.

Same with me. What made the two go together for you? It was Donnel's Aptitude skill that won me over for a Manakete child.

 

[FalKoopa]

@Habanero

You still use a CRT monitor?

 

[~automatic]

Smooth Criminal

NOT SO FAST!

お前はもう死んでいる。

 

[Moon Monkey]

Same with me. What made the two go together for you? It was Donnel's Aptitude skill that won me over for a Manakete child.

That's what did it for me as well. My Nah is pretty nasty.
It was more of a choice between Panne and Nowi. I chose Nowi and haven't regretted it

 

[Pazzo.]

That's what did it for me as well. My Nah is pretty nasty.
It was more of a choice between Panne and Nowi. I chose Nowi and haven't regretted it

Plus, Donnel seemed to be one of the other characters that could marry Nowi without it looking... weird. Not that it matters.

 

[Deleted member]

But... But... How can a man be attracted to a girl who doesn't have boobies?

EDIT: I just realized I was in the wrong page and that you moved on to another discussion.

Sorry

>Anno Domini MMXII+I
>not liking delicious flat chests

Real men like ALL breasts regardless of shape and size.

 

[~automatic]

I wonder where the attraction to smaller breasts came from. You can pretty much attach an evolutionary advantage to many physiological traits men and women find attractive. Like how attraction to youth is rooted in the fact that a a young man will produce healthier children than a dude who farts dust, and a young woman can give birth to more children over the years, which will not only mean more workers for the family but also a greater number of descendants.

There's gotta be something like that for small breasts but I can't think of anything. I wonder if it's more of a relatively modern thing now that society has been exposed to a more lithe standard of beauty in women (a related example of this would be the new found attraction to the thigh gap).

 

[Baskerville]

I wonder how Chrono will react to the Sorceress from Dragon's Crown...

 

[Gingerbread Man]

I wonder where the attraction to smaller breasts came from. You can pretty much attach an evolutionary advantage to many physiological traits men and women find attractive. Like how attraction to youth is rooted in the fact that a a young man will produce healthier children than a dude who farts dust, and a young woman can give birth to more children over the years, which will not only mean more workers for the family but also a greater number of descendants.

There's gotta be something like that for small breasts but I can't think of anything. I wonder if it's more of a relatively modern thing now that society has been exposed to a more lithe standard of beauty in women (a related example of this would be the new found attraction to the thigh gap).

Awkward topic but breast are not attractive because looking for a healthy or nubile partner is a good thing. They're attractive because they encourage face to face intercourse and this creates a bond between the couple, thus encouraging them to stay together and build a stronger relationship. We as a human species function best to raise our children with two parents so this bond is very important. This is the most common theory anyways.

So big or small, people are designed to find them attractive for this reason.

 

[Deleted member]

I wonder where the attraction to smaller breasts came from. You can pretty much attach an evolutionary advantage to many physiological traits men and women find attractive. Like how attraction to youth is rooted in the fact that a a young man will produce healthier children than a dude who farts dust, and a young woman can give birth to more children over the years, which will not only mean more workers for the family but also a greater number of descendants.

There's gotta be something like that for small breasts but I can't think of anything. I wonder if it's more of a relatively modern thing now that society has been exposed to a more lithe standard of beauty in women (a related example of this would be the new found attraction to the thigh gap).

Oh, GOD Thigh Gaps!!

Anyway, I think the deal with small breasts is that it's moe. Girls with smaller boobs tend to be sensitive about it. It's that sensitivity that sort of calls out to us men. The fact that there is a weakness there that calls to our protective instinct. In a society where women stand on equal ground as men, finding a weakness in the modern woman is attractive.

I think there was a phrase that was uttered back in the day in /a/. It went sort of like "A girl with a smaller chest is made of love, because when you hug her you're closer to her heart." Or something like that...

Larger chests by contrast are more sexual and therefore more lewd. Smaller chests are sharper and modest, it's a sort of smart sexuality.

Then factor in the fact that it's basically a current trend in just about ALL modern Japanese media...
Saber, Noel, Etna, Yozora etc...

Actually, looking for more examples, I came across this artice:
http://www.animevice.com/pettanko/22-481/

In a world where large breasts are generally more popular amongst men, girls who are less-developed (either having particularly small breasts or being completely flat) often feel concerned about their small size. In some cases though, women are proud of their petite frame, for several reasons, one of which often being that some men prefer a petite woman to one with particularly big boobs.

Anyway, postan some delicious Seibah:

I wonder how Chrono will react to the Sorceress from Dragon's Crown...

I actually really, REALLY wanna play that game. Just on the art-style alone.


Not to mention it's the same team who made Muramasa the Demon Blade, which I'm about to start sometime this week.

 

[FalKoopa]

WHAT DOES THIS DISCUSSION HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SMASH ?!?!!!??!!

Oh wait, I get it. Peach, Zelda, ZSS and Palutena will have big boobs this time.

 

[Big-Cat]

I wonder where the attraction to smaller breasts came from. You can pretty much attach an evolutionary advantage to many physiological traits men and women find attractive. Like how attraction to youth is rooted in the fact that a a young man will produce healthier children than a dude who farts dust, and a young woman can give birth to more children over the years, which will not only mean more workers for the family but also a greater number of descendants.

There's gotta be something like that for small breasts but I can't think of anything. I wonder if it's more of a relatively modern thing now that society has been exposed to a more lithe standard of beauty in women (a related example of this would be the new found attraction to the thigh gap).

If I recall, humans are the only ones with breasts the size they are relative to their bodies. Non-human primates only get close to human sizes after the mother has given birth, for nursing. Compare this to women who have the same effect, but not as drastic. Perhaps it's an evolutionary artifact from species before.

You'd think I, as a guy, would want to talk about boobs, but this is too weird.

Let's talk about how Zelda's stagnating.

 

[Baskerville]

@Manly
The game looks hella good, but the controversy surrounding it because of Sorceress is beyond ridiculous (Thanks Kotaku) -_-

 

[FlareHabanero]

Oh wait, I get it. Peach, Zelda, ZSS and Palutena will have big boobs this time.

With realistic jiggle physics that would put the Dead or Alive series to shame.

Also the obligatory beach party and spa time DLC, just to sweeten the deal.

 

[Frostwraith]

WHAT DOES THIS DISCUSSION HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SMASH ?!?!!!??!!

Oh wait, I get it. Peach, Zelda, ZSS and Palutena will have big boobs this time.

You mean THIS big?
[collapse="Dragon's Crown Sorceress"]

Yes, I did look up the Sorceress from Dragon's Crown.[/collapse]

 

[Big-Cat]

With realistic jiggle physics that would put the Dead or Alive series to shame.

Also the obligatory beach party and spa time DLC, just to sweeten the deal.

I want to see a super sand lesbian beach party in it too.

 

[Deleted member]

WHAT DOES THIS DISCUSSION HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SMASH ?!?!!!??!!

Oh wait, I get it. Peach, Zelda, ZSS and Palutena will have big boobs this time.

ZSS would be a great DFC, and it would make sense...

Peach would be better off well endowed imo.

The other two can be a sort of middle ground. With Zelda having a smaller chest.

@Manly
The game looks hella good, but the controversy surrounding it because of Sorceress is beyond ridiculous (Thanks Kotaku) -_-

Yep, just another reason why I don't go to Kotaku, but real talk, there's no such thing as bad publicity. If it weren't for them complaining about it, and /v/ raging over the feminazis it would have gone under my radar.

 

[Frostwraith]

Super Bash Sisters Xtreme Beach Volleyball?

 

[Fire Emblemier]

There is a chance of Kasumi from DOA being a third party character, so this would make sense. probably not though

 

[Deleted member]

Super Bash Sisters Xtreme Beach Volleyball?

Make it a dating sim and it's a first day buy.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

This thread gets weirder and weirder, guess people are going insane waiting for this game.

 

[Frostwraith]

Make it a dating sim and it's a first day buy.

So that shipping Nintendo characters becomes canonical?

This thread gets weirder and weirder, guess people are going insane waiting for this game.

This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually.

 

[Deleted member]

So that shipping Nintendo characters becomes canonical?

No, I just like creepy otaku games....

Hahahahaha

 

[---]

So going off the character discussion yesterday, what Nintendo series should be character development centered? IMO:

Charm driven:
Mario, DK, Wario, Yoshi, Kirby, Starfy, Pikmin, Rhythm Heaven, Retro Stuff,

Silent Protagonist, Side Character Driven:
Zelda, Pokemon, Mother (forgive me if I'm wrong on this, but aren't Ninten/Ness/Lucas technically silent protagonists?), Golden Sun,

Character Driven:
Kid Icarus, Star Fox, F-Zero, Fire Emblem, Punch Out, Sin & Punishment, Super Smash Bros. (duh, also nostalgia),

Other:
Metroid (technically character driven, but it's still an oddball in the way it needs to be handled)
Custom Robo (honestly haven't played enough of the series to tell)

Probably forgot a few series, but whatever.

 

[Deleted member]

So going off the character discussion yesterday, what Nintendo series should be character development centered? IMO:

Charm driven:
Mario, DK, Wario, Yoshi, Kirby, Starfy, Pikmin, Rhythm Heaven, Retro Stuff,

Silent Protagonist, Side Character Driven:
Zelda, Pokemon, Mother (forgive me if I'm wrong on this, but aren't Ninten/Ness/Lucas technically silent protagonists?), Golden Sun,

Character Driven:
Kid Icarus, Star Fox, F-Zero, Fire Emblem, Punch Out, Sin & Punishment, Super Smash Bros. (duh, also nostalgia),

Other:
Metroid (technically character driven, but it's still an oddball in the way it needs to be handled)
Custom Robo (honestly haven't played enough of the series to tell)

Probably forgot a few series, but whatever.

It depends, story should never come at the expense of gameplay unless it's a classic RPG.

The only one I can think of is Zelda, one of the few things I've liked about SS so far is the characterization given to the characters.

Pokemon would do well to venture into that imo.

Metroid should NOT be touched. It's also not character driven as Samus was pretty much a blank slate in the games till Other M and Fusion came around. At the same time, I'm not sure how you're ranking this. Punch Out being character driven seems odd, didn't realize it had a story.

In fact, this whole thing confuses me more and more the more I look at it, WHAT exactly are we doing here?

 

[Big-Cat]

I'd like to see more character driven games from the ones in the Charm driven section.

 

[---]

It depends, story should never come at the expense of gameplay unless it's a classic RPG.

Agreed. Considering the majority of Nintendo RPGs follow the classic formula, I didn't feel like digging in any deeper than that, I don't own copies of the Operation Rainfall games nor do I play modern day RPGs either.

Pokemon would do well to venture into that imo.

Which is why the manga is the best.

Metroid should NOT be touched. It's also not character driven as Samus was pretty much a blank slate in the games till Other M and Fusion came around

Pretty much, it does need to go back to M2/SM standards where it's through unspoken actions rather than speaking/dialogue.

At the same time, I'm not sure how you're ranking this. Punch Out being character driven seems odd, didn't realize it had a story.

Not really ranking them in any order. And with Punch Out, two words: Doc Louis.

WHAT exactly are we doing here?

Finding something else to talk about besides boobs?...

I'd like to see more character driven games from the ones in the Charm driven section.

Honestly this discussion may be easier if we went from series to series rather than grouping them together.

 

[N3ON]

Personally I wouldn't really call F-Zero character driven. Maybe GX, but people didn't really care too much about the characters before Smash. At least, from my experience. I guess with the anime and Smash it's changed now though, so whatever. IMO it could fall into either character or charm driven.

As for Custom Robo, it'd depend on if you consider Ray or the person controlling him as the main character. If it's the former, I'd say it'd be a silent protag, side-character driven series, but if it's the latter it'd probably be character driven.

 

[Jaedrik]

So that shipping Nintendo characters becomes canonical?

MarthxZelda 1st day buy.
I'm serious.

 

[FalKoopa]

MarthxZelda 1st day buy.
I'm serious.

It's funny you mention that. Remember the event match in Brawl, where you, as Marth, have to protect Zelda from two Ganondorfs?

 

[Fire Emblemier]

MarthxZelda 1st day buy.
I'm serious.

Would be the best game ever, they should really take Link not silent anymore, I wish he had dialogue, many will argue with me about this though

 

[Moon Monkey]

This is what the WiiU needs!
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05...d-to-wii-u-pc?abthid=51842c88b1a2d33f5300001b
Now if we can only get Banjo Kazooie back.

 

[Deleted member]

We talking about shipping now... Blegh


Can we go back to boobs? That was more interesting.

 

[Opossum]

Or we could ship different characters' boobs. Best of both worlds!

...

...But seriously, I need to get to finding a copy of Xenoblade, especially after hearing that Shulk isn't just the "same old RPG protagonist."

 

[FalKoopa]

Would be the best game ever, they should really take Link not silent anymore, I wish he had dialogue, many will argue with me about this though

After reading many of the LoZ Mangas, I'd say Link with dialogue would be a good idea. (Even better if voice-acted).