Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Oasis_S]

I wonder who would actually be good to pair with ROB... Those tragic "last of their kind" types need someone that gives them hope for their future, usually. Though the only one that comes to mind right now is Javik from Mass Effect, and he has Liara.

I wonder if Robin from One Piece counts... I guess Franky doesn't give her much but LAUGHTER AND SECURITY. Oh well.

 

[Salty the SLUG]

I hope to see some R.O.B. x Mega Man in the near future.

Can't we get some Robo-love over here?

 

[Bowserlick]

Mario Sunshine should have went all the way. Bowser Jr. really is the offspring of Peach and Bowser when Peach, overwhelmed with a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome, succumbed to unfettered passion.

 

[Salty the SLUG]

I wonder who would actually be good to pair with ROB... Those tragic "last of their kind" types need someone that gives them hope for their future, usually. Though the only one that comes to mind right now is Javik from Mass Effect, and he has Liara.

I wonder if Robin from One Piece counts... I guess Franky doesn't give her much but LAUGHTER AND SECURITY. Oh well.

Well for ROB, we have F.L.U.D.D. and I- guess... RG4?

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

ROB x Cypher.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I wonder who would actually be good to pair with ROB... Those tragic "last of their kind" types need someone that gives them hope for their future, usually. Though the only one that comes to mind right now is Javik from Mass Effect, and he has Liara.

I wonder if Robin from One Piece counts... I guess Franky doesn't give her much but LAUGHTER AND SECURITY. Oh well.

i dunno, it seems to me like Samus would be the right woman. With her body tight suit and whip, she could show ROB the REAL kind of love he's been craving

Plus with her suit on they could role play robot on robot action

 

[Oasis_S]

THIS IS JUST MAKING ME SAD. HAVING TO ASK "what DOES R.O.B. have to hope for," AND REMEMBERING HOW THE REAL LIFE R.O.B. WAS CAST ASIDE SO READILY.

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

ROB x Cypher.

But Cyphers aren't even...alive.
(those flying camera/gun things from MGS2, right?)

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[PsychoIncarnate]

THIS IS JUST MAKING ME SAD. HAVING TO ASK "what DOES R.O.B. have to hope for," AND REMEMBERING HOW THE REAL LIFE R.O.B. WAS CAST ASIDE SO READILY.

I'd have a real life ROB on display next to my Wii U if I had one

 

[Oasis_S]

Oh my goodness... Imagine R.O.B. becoming the mayor of his own little Animal Crossing town... That would be so adorable and perfect... New people for him to care for and help, and they too would care for him...

I dunno if I can handle this... It's so cute...

 

[Bowserlick]

He would probably be dissembled and sold for parts.

 

[Deleted member]

Well, considering that we're probably not getting continuation of the SSE universe, we don't have to worry about R.O.B. being the last of his kind anymore.

 

[Oasis_S]

He would probably be dissembled and sold for parts.

I just want to point at you and Scream.

 

[Bowserlick]

But you could buy an alarm clock made out of his head. Adorable.

 

[Deleted member]

Though to be serious for a moment, I could see R.O.B. attempting to recreate his people and finding a new place to live with his freshly built kin.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

But you could buy an alarm clock made out of his head. Adorable.

Is that what happened in Pikmin 2?

 

[FlareHabanero]

Though to be serious for a moment, I could see R.O.B. attempting to recreate his people and finding a new place to live with his freshly built kin.

So, basically it would be like Wall-E where he spends his days collecting varies objects and essentially making his own little paradise.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

He would probably be dissembled and sold for parts.

DISASSEMBLE

DISASSEMBLE

Smooth Criminal

 

[Oasis_S]

So, basically it would be Wall-E where he spends his days collecting varies objects and essentially making his own little paradise.

It sounds more like he's gone crazy obsessing over his loss and trying to recreate it, but never succeeding. His mind is so far gone though, can he really tell his futility?

 

[Bowserlick]

R.O.B's head would be a very guilt-tripping strategy oriented alarm clock.

BZzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRtttt... Why don't you get the f' out of bed? My whole kind was wiped out with a bomb... and I still have to wake up everyday, screaming usually. You know, you keep trying to hit the snooze. But, I press on. I can still register the scent of oil, fumes, and smoldering metal. Oh, but you say your back is sore, you feeeeeel drowsy, you just can't get out of bed. What I would give up to just talk to my family again...........

 

[Salty the SLUG]

Oh and we just hit page 1200, congratz guys.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

He could talk about how proud he was of his very own son volunteering to detonate the first bomb which destroyed the stadium, even though the thought of his death tore away at his very soul

The bravery his son had

 

[FlareHabanero]

Oh and we just hit page 1200, congratz guys.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Here's your lousy fanfare.

Now let's continue talking about R.O.B. being the most depressing machine.

 

[LiteralGrill]

So, I wrote a G&W/R.O.B. saucy story. It just has the two of them talking.

G&W: Blip...

R.O.B.: Vrrr....

G&W: B-Blip!

R.O.B.: VRRRRRRR

G&W: BLIP!!!!!

So, how do you guys like it?

 

[Salty the SLUG]

Yeah yeah, whatever. Here's your lousy fanfare.

Now let's continue talking about R.O.B. being the most depressing machine.

B'ah that left a bad taste in my mouth.

 

[Deleted member]

So, basically it would be like Wall-E where he spends his days collecting varies objects and essentially making his own little paradise.

Kind of.

But more like an obsessive scientist chronically trying and failing to recreate his people, spiraling into manic depression.

....Which ultimately leads to an crazed assault on Ganondorf.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Yeah yeah, whatever. Here's your lousy fanfare.

Now let's continue talking about R.O.B. being the most depressing machine.

How did they get a recording of my high school's band?

 

[LiteralGrill]

I just had the sudden realization it's me doing things like this that makes me not asked to be a mod.

...

 

[Salty the SLUG]

How did they get a recording of my high school's band?

Sega needed a new theme song, so one night they over heard the song and asked for a recording of this... masterpiece.

 

[LiteralGrill]

Sega needed a new theme song, so one night they over heard the song and asked for a recording of this... masterpiece.

I've been meaning to ask, what is this Wibbly-Wobbly place you are from?

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

@Capps:

Seriously, I need to wipe that childhood smear from my brain.

 

[LiteralGrill]

@Capps:

Seriously, I need to wipe that childhood smear from my brain.

Spoiler

Not sure how those will help, but there you go I guess

 

[Salty the SLUG]

I've been meaning to ask, what is this Wibbly-Wobbly place you are from?

I've been waiting for someone to ask.

You know that place you dream of but you never want to go there?
Have you ever wondered where you'd be had you not done something?
Have you ever had to make a high-risk decision that would affect the rest of your life?
That place is the void between the left and right sides of my brain - a literal void where creativity is sparked and mathematical terms are destroyed; vice versa.
You will never want to go there. Tis' a silly place.

 

[LiteralGrill]

I've been waiting for someone to ask.

You know that place you dream of but you never want to go there?
Have you ever wondered where you'd be had you not done something?
Have you ever had to make a high-risk decision that would affect the rest of your life?
That place is the void between the left and right sides of my brain - a literal void where creativity is sparked and mathematical terms are destroyed; vice versa.
You will never want to go there. Tis' a silly place.

I'm already there. It's where I live. In your head. Smashboards is just a figment of your imagination I constructed.

 

[MexM]

R.O.B. x R.O.B 64 x R.O.B. GameCube x R.O.B. Wii x R.O.B. Wii U

 

[Bowserlick]

Wii U popping the question to R.O.B: Wii U b mine.

 

[Salty the SLUG]

I'm already there. It's where I live. In your head. Smashboards is just a figment of your imagination I constructed.

Welcome.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

@Capps:

Seriously, I need to wipe that childhood smear from my brain.

I got exactly what you need-

Only 1000 Bells! Order now and I'll throw in a free can of Troll Spray, you heard me, absolutely free!

 

[Bowserlick]

R.O.B popping the question to Wii U: Let me R.O.B u of your virginity.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I've been waiting for someone to ask.

You know that place you dream of but you never want to go there?
Have you ever wondered where you'd be had you not done something?
Have you ever had to make a high-risk decision that would affect the rest of your life?
That place is the void between the left and right sides of my brain - a literal void where creativity is sparked and mathematical terms are destroyed; vice versa.
You will never want to go there. Tis' a silly place.

I don't know, silly places are fun. Especially my location.

As Sanae Kochiya once said, "You can't worry about common sense in Gensokyo, right?"