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Stupid Things said in School

Zook

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People say some pretty dumb (and often funny) things in school. Write them down, then share them here.

"Andrew, sure you don't want a sweatshirt?"
"Nah, I'm fat enough to stay warm."
 
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AsILayDying

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ummm many so ill go with the most recent ive heard
"Sex is like taking a dump" (weird teacher since he said tht)
"If you dont use the showers cuz youll see ***** yours a queer" ( O.o other way for me i dont rly like watching other ppls *****)
"smasn bros brawl will suck" <---**** thts the worst one! :O
lol i got many but theyre pretty stupid for makin ppl laugh XDDDD
 
F8AL

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i remember inside middle school this dumb kid said these things:

"How do girls get aids?"
"Is it true that when you dye your hair, you become dumb?"

@ a history field trip
Guy asks the tour guide who is dressed up as a solider "have you ever been in a war?"

then we talked into a kitchen in the fort and theres a table with forks, knifes, plates ect. and he says "where's the silverware?"

@ music class infront of a piano which clearly says in big words "YAMAHA PIANO"
this guy asks the teacher "is that a yamaha piano?"

these stupid things are 100% true and made me lose faith inside mankind.
 
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Once a kid in my class said in very whiny tone "guys theres a car coming", and it was in the middle of the classroom. now thats stupid. :confused:
 
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Some random idiot to my German friend:
"Wait, you're German? I thought you were European." :laugh:
 
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Gavin: *Looking at paper*
"What does.. Eduction.. mean?"

Teacher: *Looks at paper*
"You mean, Education?"



Or possibly my favourite one ever.


Sister: *Walks into room*
"What are you doing? I want the DVD player, give me the DVD player!"

Me: "Wait, this will be done in half an hour, you can have it then."

*Leaves room, walks back in 15 minutes later*

Sister: "What's taking you so long! I want the DVD player! Give me the DVD player!"

Me: "I said half an hour!"

Sister: "You said "half an hour" 15 minutes ago!"
 
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My English teacher asked this one girl in my class where she'd love to shop the most, and she answered...

"Wheres that place with a Eiffel Tower again?"
 
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in my math for stupid people class, some girl told me that her brother was a painter, just like Bach or Beethoven
 
MASAHIROx

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math teacher: "factoring is like hard core porn!"

my friend sisco: yo im a bout to hit this hypnotic (mini bottle of clear stuff). *starts to chug*
me : "THATS SHAMPOO DAMBASS!"
sisco: *bubbles*
 
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one time in the hall at my old highschool this ******** kid who was also crippled was walking (kinda) behing this girl and kept hitting her heel with his walker and she asked him to stop and he says "dont have to, im ********!"
 
Mr.GAW

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AsILayDying said:
"If you dont use the showers cuz youll see ***** yours a homophobe" ( O.o other way for me i dont rly like watching other ppls *****)
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Fixed. If you're comfortable with your sexuality, you should have no problem showering with guys.
 
Fawriel

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I'm gonna love this thread. Although some of the remarks here make me want to take over America to teach the kids there some geography. I thought I was German, too...

Only two things I can think of from the top of my head:

Teacher: "Did you forget your homework again?"
Me: "Yes. In fact, I forgot just about everything I need today."
Teacher: .............. *lowers his head and sighs* "Disarmingly honest."


French teacher: "Mounir, I wonder, what is your hairdresser's occupation?"
Mounir: "Racist."
 
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WaterTails said:
Faw, you seem like a real smart***. arrgh

I hope I can get something good on Talk Like A Pirate Day :p
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I don't think he does really, he's just confident. Unlike all those other people in my class who used to get scared if the teacher shouted. :laugh:

Apparently I don't feel pressure or get intimidated, so I don't mind telling the teacher if I think somethings unfair. But I ain't like all to chavvy kids who just cause trouble and be an annoyance.
 
Fawriel

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Oh, that? That's neither being a smart-*** nor being confident. In fact, I've been belittled so often at school that I just sorta lost all fear of humiliation. *grins*

Although, I did get along well with my teachers.

In fact, that French teacher? Everyone was scared of her and hated her and she made fun of everyone, especially guys. Only for me she had a certain respect because I actually dared to talk back at her. ^__^

Also, French lesson about the spirit of Germany and France.
Teacher: "So, the French spirit can be summarized as "Savoir vivre"... so the German equivalent would be......?"
Me: "Savoir mourir?"
 
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"Matt, what did I tell you about dieing?"
"Don't?"
"Then why aren't you listening?"

"Darth Vader once sold me car insurance."

"I need to talk to Lizi about something."
"Then why didn't you five minutes ago?"
"SILENCE, HUMAN!"

"What are you doing?"
"I'm wall-jumping! What does it look like I'm doing?"
"You're making a fool of yourself."
"That's just what I do."

"Shut up, you're annoying me!"
"OH THE IRONY!"

Me: The only one who can outsmart Matt [my last name] is me! I did it once, I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure I had it coming!

I love this topic.
 
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Back when i was a high school freshman there was this kid i was talking to, and out of the blue he says "I can't wait 'til grade 10", I ask him why, and he says "because when your in grade 10 the teacher will give you a condom and tell you to go practice"

I also once overheard my sister (who is only a year younger than me) asking my mom how to spell "Mini wheats"
 
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Alot of these seem to be coming from peoples' sisters. Personally, I am an only child so I have no idea what goes on between brother and sister, but what I've heard, its pretty bad. Comments? Feelings?
 
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alpha n00b said:
Back when i was a high school freshman there was this kid i was talking to, and out of the blue he says "I can't wait 'til grade 10", I ask him why, and he says "because when your in grade 10 the teacher will give you a condom and tell you to go practice"

I also once overheard my sister (who is only a year younger than me) asking my mom how to spell "Mini wheats"
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Why Mini wheats? Of all the random things to say
 
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pikachun00b7 said:
My SS teacher is 7ft tall. Would you be scared of that?
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No. :laugh:

Teachers are just a powerless figure of authority, all they can do is shout at you. And loud noise isn't scary. At all.

I make it sound like I'm so bad, I'm just the kid who forgets his homework and talks to his friends in class. I can get through the day unnoticed if I wanted to.
 
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Darkurai said:
"Matt, what did I tell you about dieing?"
"Don't?"
"Then why aren't you listening?"

"Darth Vader once sold me car insurance."

"I need to talk to Lizi about something."
"Then why didn't you five minutes ago?"
"SILENCE, HUMAN!"

"What are you doing?"
"I'm wall-jumping! What does it look like I'm doing?"
"You're making a fool of yourself."
"That's just what I do."

"Shut up, you're annoying me!"
"OH THE IRONY!"

Me: The only one who can outsmart Matt [my last name] is me! I did it once, I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure I had it coming!

I love this topic.
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These are all epic.
 
Mckillyou

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My teacher dared my friend to see if he could fly. He gave him a helmet and everything, and he jumped off a desk and owned himself.
 
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Okay, in Spanish class, we were picking Spanish names for us to use throughout the year. The teacher walks up to a black kid in my class, and this happens:

Teacher: "So what name did you pick?"
Kid: "I want to be Negro."
Teacher: "Why the heck do you want that name?"
Kid: "Ahem..."

The whole class cracks up. Minutes later, that kid gets yelled at for "disrupting the class." This is what happened:

Teacher: "Negro! Stop it, or I will have to call your parents!"

Then the kid says in a sarcastic voice:

Kid: "Oh no! My daddy's gonna tan my hide!"

The whole class bursts out laughing, including the teacher. You can't beat that kind of racial humor during a class.

100th post!
 
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Well I got something I guess I thought it was something dumb for someone to say

We were doing some overhead work and the light thing was to high and this girl ask the teacher if she could raise the light down lol
 
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Oh, the stories i could share if i had enough lawyers...
So, im sitting in class one day, and my friend who intro-d me to this site is right next to me. all of a sudden, I hear a kid in the back row start bragging about his, and I quote, "Bad*ss gamer skills".
So the next day is a fun day where we were allowed to bring in our game systems. And th same friend of mine is PWNING at melee. so the kid comes up and challenges him to a 1-stock match.
Death ensued
for that stupid n00b
and we mock him to this day.
seriously, he sucked. I suck less than that, and i can't wavedash.
MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was also the girl who wanted to change her religion to mexican so she could wear a sombrero in class
 
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