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Strangest Compliment/Insult Gotten/Given

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This is the thread where we list the strangest compliments and insults we've gotton and given. This is what a nice post might look like:

Gotten:
Compliment: Girl to me (a guy): "I like your lipstick a lot." (I wasn't wearing lipstick.)
Insult: My teacher asks me if I know what eBay is. I nod yes. Then he says, "Go there, and buy a life." Ummm, burn? Also, teachers shouldn't insult students.

Given:
Compliment: I told my friend I thought his shirt's tight fit made him look sexy. We're both straight. It was a little awkward.
Insult:
Someone: Hey! Let's go to the mall!
Me: You're a mall.
Someone: ?​
This kind of conversation happens way too much.

Okay, your turn! You don't have to do all four, just whatever ones really stick out in your mind! Go for it!
 
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Luigi_Ka-master said:
Lol, your teacher sounds way too cool. best insult ever.
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No way, man. That guy was a total jerk. And calling someone a jerk is the strongest insult I ever give. I proved him wrong in front of the class a couple of times, and from then on I couldn't make a single comment in class without him telling me I was wrong and how I was being a smart-*ss. He made fun of me constantly, but all his insults were really corny. It really hurt my self esteem--I was an impressionable young high school freshman.

Zook said:
Once, I got an e-mail from oxyborb, talking about how awsome I am.
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Heh, I gave out like 4 PMs telling people on the boards I thought they were cool...they must think I'm really strange.
 
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That teacher is awesome. Oh BTW <b>IM</b> the mascot of the pool room. So leave my job to me ok?

ON TOPIC: I have random conversations with friends that have various outcomes.

GOTTEN:
Compliment: "Your a decent humanoid" (lol what?)
Insult: "Your so stupid you make Albert Einstein look smart." (*******)

GIVEN:
Compliment: "Your hair reminds me of the movie Gladiator" (I said it to my teacher in the middle of class)
Insult: "Go watch your precious Friends show..."
 
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One time when my sister was in a good mood she said (to me) "Holy crap you're anorexic!"
then when she was in a bad mood she said "YOU F*CKING FAT@$$!!!"
...wtf... :confused:
 
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I have an afro and people tell me I have a mushroom head and it look like the mushroom guy from Mario (Sorry I forgot his name).....hmm I really cant think that as an insult mor funny to me. I cant think of any insults Ive given anybody....My most recent comment I told one of my friends her contacts looked awesome because they really did=)
 
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INSULT GOTTEN: back in highschool psychology class, my teacher enjoys what he calls "quiet time" and he demands it pretty hardcorely. I went sharpen my pencil and but it was broke. Thinking this was a fair exception the rules of "quiet time" i told him "Mr. Leblanc, i think something is wrong with your pencil sharpener." The teacher replied half-yelling "I think you need to shut-up./!"

COMPLIMENT GIVEN: *girl at work broke her nail and randomly tells me, cuz she's a girl and thats what girls do* i say "hm..well it doesn't look too bad. At least you don't have those ugly fake nails. Like me, i just prefer nails to be shorter length like that.....I like my women natural."
 
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Jammer said:
No way, man. That guy was a total jerk. And calling someone a jerk is the strongest insult I ever give. I proved him wrong in front of the class a couple of times, and from then on I couldn't make a single comment in class without him telling me I was wrong and how I was being a smart-*ss. He made fun of me constantly, but all his insults were really corny. It really hurt my self esteem--I was an impressionable young high school freshman.
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Well you don't prove a teacher wrong in class. I learned that early. Teachers don't like feeling inferior to students.


Compliment gotten: (From a guy at my uncle's work) "You have the most beautiful eyes."

Insult gotten: "You're an autistically nude ninja."

Compliment given: "You're so awesome you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud, we aren't worthy."

Insult given: "Doomusflonchi!"
 
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Cyphus said:
INSULT GOTTEN: back in highschool psychology class, my teacher enjoys what he calls "quiet time" and he demands it pretty hardcorely. I went sharpen my pencil and but it was broke. Thinking this was a fair exception the rules of "quiet time" i told him "Mr. Leblanc, i think something is wrong with your pencil sharpener." The teacher replied half-yelling "I think you need to shut-up./!"
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BUUURRRRRRN HAHAHAHA! I don't remember insults or compliments, they go in one ear and out the other.
 
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Pustulio said:
"You have the most beautiful eyes."
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I remember once there being this girl who told me I had pretty eyes not too long ago, which is weird 'cause I have the eyes of a crack junky hooked on coffee and energy drinks, none of which I do, simply a coincidence.

Another stupid one, some guy at school called me Zelda some times because I wear green a lot... yah, he was too much of a dumbazz to figure out which character was Zelda, seriously, he was the biggest dumbazz in the school and just about everyone knew it, and it wasn't due to a medical condition, so it's okay to joke about it!
 
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MASAHIROx said:
my mom thinks i have the best legs ever
i love my mom
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As long as you don't love her too much...

Also, are you a guy or a girl? Because I could imagine a mom telling her daughter she has nice legs to raise her self esteem, but not her son.
 
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By the way, have you ever heard of the Oedipus Complex (a Freud thing)? I mean, I don't know what the dynamic is between you and your mom, but you might make a good case study...

Just kidding!

...I hope...
 
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Recently, when I make my sister angry at me, she says, "Go fall in a hole." I'm guessing it's a euphamism.
 
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Okay this is a crazy thing that just happenned not too long ago, and I was pissed off and didn't care about nothing

some guy said Hi to me and I was like



for a few minutes
 
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Gkryptonite said:
Okay this is a crazy thing that just happenned not too long ago, and I was pissed off and didn't care about nothing

some guy said Hi to me and I was like



for a few minutes
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i woulda slapped the teeth out you

that isn't nice no matter how pissed you are
 
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This girl once told me I have soft hands and fruitey breath. I was about to tell her that I only have fruitey breath becuase I had just stuffed a whole load of Skittles into my mouth, but meh, that would ruin the moment. :laugh:

And, that soft hands thing must be because I don't do anything. :laugh:

Insults? I dunno. :confused: I must not listen to them. :laugh:
 
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