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[Druggedfox]

Um this isnt my story, but i literally ROFL'ed when i read it. This will get cloased as spam, but every1 will still be able to read this hilarious story. XD ENJOY

Roy: Hey Marth wanna have sex?
Marth: No, that would be gay, and I'm a billion times better than you.
Roy: Only in Melee! BEsides, I would get like 400 exp lol.
Marth: P*nis
Roy: I like pen*s.*enis pe*is peni*.
Lyn: Hey, who wants sex lol.
Roy: Sex with a girl? EW!!!!
Marth: I will, random stranger I've never seen before!
Lyn: Ok lol.
...
Marth: PUNCH!
Lyn: KICK!
Marth: YES!
Lyn: OOOOOOOOOOH!
Lyn: That'll be 500g please.
Marth: Wait, you didn't tell me you were a prostitute!
Lyn: Why do you think everyone wants me in Brawl? I did everyone who worked at Nintendo, and everyone in America.
Falcon: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marth: Where did you come from-
Falcon: FALCON SEX!
Marth: YES!
Lyn: What's this wierd black guy doing here?
Falcon:RACISM! FALCON...PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogy: This story hates black people!
Ken: (currently unavailable) { What happens when you try to call him =D }
112: I bet I coulda teched that.(HAX!!!)
Azelf: Why am I in this story? *Nasty plots*
Falcon: Marth, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this.
Marth: That all FE characters aaare whores, gay, or EXP obsessed?
Falcon: No, it's that my wang could feed a family of four killer whales!
And that is why Falcon is Isai tier.

K thx for reading. XD

 

[eastheaven]

wtf ??llllll

 

[Dogysamich]

1 - i had nothing to do with this
2 - i want 45 seconds of my life back. Now. :/

 

[Laijin]

1 - i had nothing to do with this
2 - i want 45 seconds of my life back. Now. :/

But your in the story.

 

[ss118]

hahahahahahaha

 

[xYz]

you fail....

 

[CodeBlue]

Not only fail, but epic fail.

 

[ss118]

seriously, guys, there are too many inside jokes in this

 

[Gerbil]

... *completely agrees with Dogy*

 

[Druggedfox]

Thx a lot gerbil lolz. But when u r bored and r using FE characters and falcon the whole time...things happen. But it wasnt my story so XD.

 

[Dogysamich]

/me thinks

soooo how has this not been closed yet? >.<

 

[McCloud]

I personally will be nominating this story for the Pulitzer.

 

[h1roshi]

that was ridiculously random...peace

-hiroshi

 

[Druggedfox]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO McCloud XD

 

[ss118]

I personally will be nominating this story for the Pulitzer.

I just rofled my pants brown

 

[Druggedfox]

Brown?!?!?!!?!?!?!

 

[Jx31]

Omg, I think I lost a brain cell or two reading this, and you KNOW how much I need those .

 

[Druggedfox]

ROFL, well im "sorry" lolz.

 

[Cold_Trax]

...I think I'm gonna be sick
I lost a minute in my lifetime reading something not worth it

 

[Scar]

lol Definitely should be closed as spam. Epic fail.

However I appreciate that it is probably very funny to those who are on the inside of these jokes. Falcon Sex was pretty good though.

 

[igotHYRULEbannedatTOYWIZwitmarth]

rofl that was terrible

 

[Gerbil]

oh man, someone get a mod in here to change that dude's name, it's stretching the boards lol.

 

[MarsFool!]

You were on drugs when you wrote this dude.

 

[PrinceZane]

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's over