Caleb Wolfbrand
Smash Master
No.
This is not one of those "durka durka we need to get better, SC sucks bawwww" threads. This is much more important.
Yesterday I was driving to Columbia on I-26, leaving Charleston. A few miles past Summerville, I saw something on the side of the road. Something moving. It was large, and black, kinda fuzzy. I thought it was a bear or something. I slowed down as I got closer.
It was an Emu.
...
You heard me.
A ****ing.
Emu.
According to my father, he knows some people around our state that have raised Emus. And Ostriches.
What kind of bull **** is that?
So this Emu just struts on down the side of the highway like it owns the place. Poking it's head around. Just checkin' stuff out.
No.
Not in my state. We may be the worst in Smash, but god **** it, I draw the line the day ****ing Emus can roam free.
SC, we need to come together and do something about this Emu epidemic. If our Brawl scene can ban Meta Knight, then we can ban Emus.
I say let's go on the hunt. We'll send these ****ers back to the Hell they came from (Australia?)
Take whatever booty you can find; but the beast is mine.
This is not one of those "durka durka we need to get better, SC sucks bawwww" threads. This is much more important.
Yesterday I was driving to Columbia on I-26, leaving Charleston. A few miles past Summerville, I saw something on the side of the road. Something moving. It was large, and black, kinda fuzzy. I thought it was a bear or something. I slowed down as I got closer.
It was an Emu.
...
You heard me.
A ****ing.
Emu.
According to my father, he knows some people around our state that have raised Emus. And Ostriches.
What kind of bull **** is that?
So this Emu just struts on down the side of the highway like it owns the place. Poking it's head around. Just checkin' stuff out.
No.
Not in my state. We may be the worst in Smash, but god **** it, I draw the line the day ****ing Emus can roam free.
SC, we need to come together and do something about this Emu epidemic. If our Brawl scene can ban Meta Knight, then we can ban Emus.
I say let's go on the hunt. We'll send these ****ers back to the Hell they came from (Australia?)
Take whatever booty you can find; but the beast is mine.
