Sonic is fast because..

[Boxob]

He is blue.

Have you ever noticed that there are other things that are fast AND blue? For instance, Falcons Blue Falcon race car. Burter, from the Ginyu force (Dragon Ball Z). And countless other examples.

List other things that are fast and also blue.

 

[Wave⁂]

This thread wins.

 

[Kayzee]

Meta Knight.

 

[Emerald Chaos]

IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!

Now tell us why he's blue

 

[Ryazan]

Because he's fast.

 

[Espy Rose]

He's fast because he's blue.
He's blue because he's fast.

Once you understand such a statement, and have an epiphany of life shortly thereafter, can you achieve enlightenment.

And by enlightenment, I mean nothing.


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Marth has blue hair, and he's pretty fast.
Zamus' suit is blue, as is Sheik's, and they're pretty fast.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Lucario is blue and he's slowXD

 

[da K.I.D.]

but he has aura, hes just breaks all the rules,

also ive seen some really fast blue cars

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

I saw a blue Corvette today

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

http://digitalunrestcomic.com/index.php?date=2008-05-19

 

[Sonic the EdgEhog]

Water goes fast and is blue. Cause of the sky. Wind is fast. It's in the sky, it's blue too?

 

[FrostByte]

Sonic is fast because you're too slow.

The stage Big Blue is big and fast, but it still sucks.

 

[0RLY]

My T-shirt is blue and it has the Nike logo on it, does that make it fast?

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

My T-shirt is blue and it has the Nike logo on it, does that make it fast?

Yes. Yes it does.

 

[Kyu Puff]

Snorlax is blue, and he's fast asleep.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

I'm pretty sure Snorlax counts as black.

Shiny Snorlax is blue though.

 

[Kyu Puff]

Nah, Snorlax is definitely teal, which has blue in it therefore I win.

 

[Browny]

virgin blue make aeroplanes, aeroplanes go fast...

WTF

 

[Sans Glutin]

But





Burtur was purple?



And Snorlax was green?

 

[R4ZE]

why wouldnt sonic lose his speed when he goes super sonic? he is gold as super sonic... not blue...


*edit* and megaman is blue,.... is he fast?

 

[Boxob]

why wouldnt sonic lose his speed when he goes super sonic? he is gold as super sonic... not blue...


*edit* and megaman is blue,.... is he fast?

Sonic actually gets so blue that it shines, creating a golden mirage, it's actually just really bright blue.

 

[Umby]

Boxob's genitals.

Snorlax is definitely Teal/Blue-Green

 

[R4ZE]

Sonic actually gets so blue that it shines, creating a golden mirage, it's actually just really bright blue.

that would explain why super saiyans are really fast as well. blue hair... and marth.


what happened to ike? maybe his friends slowed him down..

 

[Ykoahi]

what happened to ike? maybe his friends slowed him down..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JBob8j8DRe4

food for though :D

 

[Blistering Speed]

A cheetah painted blue goes really fast...

 

[Boxob]

Anything yellow just bright blue, seriously.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

that would explain why super saiyans are really fast as well. blue hair... and marth.


what happened to ike? maybe his friends slowed him down..

Super Saiyan 4 is red and black and they're definatly fastXD

 

[Boxob]

Super Saiyan 4 is red and black and they're definatly fastXD

GT was fast to lose many fans.

 

[volbound1700]

Comets are blue and they practically go supersonic. Ice Climbers Stage is on blue water that moves the iceberg very fast.

 

[memphischains]

spam spam spam

 

[G J Cod]

If Sonic wasn't blue, would he still be fast? I love adding fuel to the fire

 

[Ykoahi]

Shadow is Red and black, which is a extreme blue also. So all things that are fast are Blue

 

[Dragonbreath]

Shadow's a Sonic recolor. He is not blue, nor is he fast. He just cheats with Chay-ooz ****rulz, which is why everyone hates him.

Here's some more paradox for you. Blue is fast. Purple is very similar to blue. But purple is slooooow.

 

[ShadowLink84]

Black is nowhere near close to blue and red is on the complete opposite side.
That and he's only fast cause of his shoes.

*nod nod*

 

[Camalange]

My pepsi is blue. It went to college for business but soon realized his life belonged to the world of racing and quickly became a pro track runner.

 

[R4ZE]

red is actually strength where blue is speed..


like knuckles..

and roy's red hair.

zero hits harder than megaman with his sword

the juggernaut

lol... .... idk why i keep posting here.

 

[ROOOOY!]

An OAP being offered free money...
Wearing a blue coat.

 

[JiangWei23]

Light is currently the fastest thing in the universe.

This is because the color blue makes up light.

Do not be fooled into the notion that white light is "all colors combined", this is in fact false because the color blue overpowers all the other colors.

QED.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

That and he's only fast cause of his shoes.

For the record. He's just as fast as Sonic even without the shoes. The shoes are for air mobility. Said so on......Sega's site?


Also. Pepsi blue was good. They should have kept it.

 

[Puddin]

Is that why the only things that change with Sonics "Costume" are his glove colors? because if he changed the color of his fur he would be slow? Lucario is slow because he has black legs and a spike...lol and the Iceberg on Ice Climbers stage goes fast because of Global Warming. Which is blue?! Also if Sonic didn't wear his shoes he couldn't run, because he'd have no shoes on and there are no other shoes in the world as pointy as his.