Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Link: "I'll make sure you don't leave it in one piece."
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Palu: "And will shut you up!"
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-Azura stacks more :V-
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-she quickly tried to grab the ankle of whoever kicked-

-He released an energy wave from his sword-
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Kama: "Nah~" -shooting more-
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Kama: "Ah~ This shall be enough~" -bow ready-
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-It was Alph, who casted an electric projectile to her face-

Your friends and family will be alright, I'm certain of it...
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"While Alphys and Lusamine simply enjoyed the sights and evironment of the interior forest."
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Specter: (I'm lucky I've even persisted this long...)
Not much, then
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Oh, okay! I believe Miss Charlotte! "Will always listen to honorary big sis"

Nanoha: "But... What if they don't?"
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-It is quite the sight to behold-
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-The Sentry still shot-
Part of why it's OP
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Salome: "Thus he was willing to give me anything I wanted, no matter what"

The title alone has already got my interest.
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"He was hit, purely because he didn't expect it."

...Unorthodox. But trickery can only get you so far in a battle. "MAGIC BEAMS"

"Not sure if I should have Heshima stay and help Orion or follow and protect Ata..."
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Shut up, fiend!
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"Ingrid and Byleth aren't having nearly as much success with it as Spartacus was."

"He eventually manages to pull another flail out of the mouth in his stomach and tried to stab Spartacus with it."

Zelda: "Agreed."
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-Frank's helmet also started to shoot a continuous beam, clashing with Toffee's, as he took out a leaf blower with a spear loaded into it-
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-MAX RUSHES AT JENNY-
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-Byleth may not have strength, but she can strike quickly when bare-handed, capable of landing two blows before a foe even has time to retaliate-

Osakabehime: "Doesn't that one has an ongoing second season?"

Medea: "Indeed it does; time to dwelve into it and see what the fuzz is about"
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-Either way, Orion needed the distraction, the Grand Archer clearly not being in a shape he would be normally-
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-AND THERE HE GOES-
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-Spartacus was stabbed, yet that didn't stop him at all from keeping to attack-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Nanoha: "But... What if they don't?"
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-It is quite the sight to behold-
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-The Sentry still shot-
Part of why it's OP
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Salome: "Thus he was willing to give me anything I wanted, no matter what"

Don't think about it right now...

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Thanks for helping us get here, Aya...This island is one of the most beautiful yet.
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"Specter Knight very narrowly avoids it and tries to slash him diagonally."
Fair

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Did you get a bunch of stuff you wanted?

Zelda: "Agreed."
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-Frank's helmet also started to shoot a continuous beam, clashing with Toffee's, as he took out a leaf blower with a spear loaded into it-
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-MAX RUSHES AT JENNY-
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-Byleth may not have strength, but she can strike quickly when bare-handed, capable of landing two blows before a foe even has time to retaliate-

Osakabehime: "Doesn't that one has an ongoing second season?"

Medea: "Indeed it does; time to dwelve into it and see what the fuzz is about"
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-Either way, Orion needed the distraction, the Grand Archer clearly not being in a shape he would be normally-
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-AND THERE HE GOES-
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-Spartacus was stabbed, yet that didn't stop him at all from keeping to attack-

"READY FOR VIEWING!"

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"He sees it and jumps away, letting the beam spell end."
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"BLOCKING STANCE"
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What is this humanoid abomination?!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

WAIT, THE VICTIM OF YOUR IMMATURE PRANK ACTUALLY FOUND HUMOR IN IT?

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(...)

"She can't believe her trainer's taking this long to speak."

Yang: "Yep."
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-the silence spoke more than anything Weiss could say-

-He released an energy wave from his sword-
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Kama: "Nah~" -shooting more-
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Kama: "Ah~ This shall be enough~" -bow ready-
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-It was Alph, who casted an electric projectile to her face-

-Link dodged it-
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-REFLECT BARRIER-
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Azura: -hugs her-
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-the electric shock involuntarily caused Kamui to choke harder-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Yep."
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-the silence spoke more than anything Weiss could say-

..."Does not compute."

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(...I can't believe you right now!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Osakabehime: "Doesn't that one has an ongoing second season?"

Medea: "Indeed it does; time to dwelve into it and see what the fuzz is about"
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-Either way, Orion needed the distraction, the Grand Archer clearly not being in a shape he would be normally-
------
-AND THERE HE GOES-
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-Spartacus was stabbed, yet that didn't stop him at all from keeping to attack-

"READY FOR VIEWING!"

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"He sees it and jumps away, letting the beam spell end."
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"BLOCKING STANCE"
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What is this humanoid abomination?!

-YES-
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Frank: "Oh no you don't!" -shoots the spear from the leaf blower, somehow being effective as a cannon-
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-EXPLOSIVE HAMMER STRIKES ON JENNY-

Coyle: "Eleonora, get the Shadow Border. Once this robot is dismantled, we're leaving."
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Ingrid: "The embodiment of revolution."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

..."Does not compute."

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(...I can't believe you right now!)

-LMAO-
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Weiss: "I'm sorry..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-LMAO-
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Weiss: "I'm sorry..."

"Still processing"
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(You even went easy on Patxi! Haven't you seen him fight?)

"She was there to see him on mutants several times his size along with the Riders, in fact, and he did pretty good job at it..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Still processing"
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(You even went easy on Patxi! Haven't you seen him fight?)

"She was there to see him on mutants several times his size along with the Riders, in fact, and he did pretty good job at it..."

-he doesn't get it!-
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Weiss:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-he doesn't get it!-
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Weiss:

it's just like when i make a good pun, pap. sometimes even my puns can make you smile.

THEY DO AND I HATE IT!

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(Why did you go so easy on us?! Do you not trust us in a fight? Do you...Do you really believe that little in me...?)

"This actually made Winter feel really hurt ..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Don't think about it right now...

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Thanks for helping us get here, Aya...This island is one of the most beautiful yet.
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"Specter Knight very narrowly avoids it and tries to slash him diagonally."
Fair

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Did you get a bunch of stuff you wanted?

-She tries not to, but it's too difficult for her-
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Aya: "I know, besides the nature, the residents have an adorable and childish adorableness~"
-If only they knew the Link from the Era of the Wild had to collect 900 poop drops from members of that race- :V
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-It works, of course-
No wonder it's disabled in New Game+
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Salome: "Yes, anything... Anything..."

"READY FOR VIEWING!"

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"He sees it and jumps away, letting the beam spell end."
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"BLOCKING STANCE"
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What is this humanoid abomination?!

-YES-
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Frank: "Oh no you don't!" -shoots the spear from the leaf blower, somehow being effective as a cannon-
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-EXPLOSIVE HAMMER STRIKES ON JENNY-

Coyle: "Eleonora, get the Shadow Border. Once this robot is dismantled, we're leaving."
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Ingrid: "The embodiment of revolution."

-The first thing they see is a convenience store, where a sleep-deprived teen is looking at some magazines and spending money on snacks-

Medea: "So this is our main character..."
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-Orion takes a moment to breath, before trying to see how to return to combat-
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-She gets in it!-
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Spartacus: "For the freedom of the many!" -another strike-

-Link dodged it-
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-REFLECT BARRIER-
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Azura: -hugs her-
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-the electric shock involuntarily caused Kamui to choke harder-

-Another one-
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-It breaks from the many, and one strikes-
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Kama: "Awww~ You're that worried for me~?"
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Vita: "AAACK!"
Alph: "Let her go!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She tries not to, but it's too difficult for her-
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Aya: "I know, besides the nature, the residents have an adorable and childish adorableness~"
-If only they knew the Link from the Era of the Wild had to collect 900 poop drops from members of that race- :V
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-It works, of course-
No wonder it's disabled in New Game+
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Salome: "Yes, anything... Anything..."

..."Wonders if they have any drones or robot units that can be remotely controlled. Maybe Nano could help that way, by piloting some of them while remaining safe in the infirmary."
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I know, right?! I noticed one on that plateau island we went to, it was so cute~!

"One of these days BotW Link is another character who needs to return to the Great Sea to see that Koroks are there, among others reasons. "
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"Follow-up slashes, that curio gave him back just enough strength to fight with both arms again, but he can't afford to be hit again..."
Not surprising
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Huh?

"Big sister figure Charlotte stays protectively close to the monster prince during this story."

-YES-
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Frank: "Oh no you don't!" -shoots the spear from the leaf blower, somehow being effective as a cannon-
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-EXPLOSIVE HAMMER STRIKES ON JENNY-

Coyle: "Eleonora, get the Shadow Border. Once this robot is dismantled, we're leaving."
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Ingrid: "The embodiment of revolution."

-The first thing they see is a convenience store, where a sleep-deprived teen is looking at some magazines and spending money on snacks-
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Medea: "So this is our main character..."
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-Orion takes a moment to breath, before trying to see how to return to combat-
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-She gets in it!-
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Spartacus: "For the freedom of the many!" -another strike-

He kinda looks like if Kazumin if he wasn't an anti-social shut-in...

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"And Toffee cast a shield to effortlessly reflect it."

(Ata, do you need help getting Blake to safety? Or do you wish for me to stay with Orion?)

"Either he tries to help Lord Orion and the other Grands fight off Toffee himself, or he protects Atalanta since she won't be able to wield her bow while carriying Blake."
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"The explosions knock her off her feet."

I'll never let myself turn to scrap!
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Pathetic heroics! "The last blow knocked him against a wall, and he clawed into the ground afterward, barely able to stand on one knee."

 

[Digital Hazard]

..."Wonders if they have any drones or robot units that can be remotely controlled. Maybe Nano could help that way, by piloting some of them while remaining safe in the infirmary."
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I know, right?! I noticed one on that plateau island we went to, it was so cute~!

"One of these days BotW Link is another character who needs to return to the Great Sea to see that Koroks are there, among others reasons. "
___

"Follow-up slashes, that curio gave him back just enough strength to fight with both arms again, but he can't afford to be hit again..."
Not surprising
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Huh?

"Big sister figure Charlotte stays protectively close to the monster prince during this story."

-I frankly didn't think that, but perhaps...-
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Aya: "I wonder if there was any of them in the eras of the other heroes with us"
-Such as the Rito-
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-The Sentry blocked some with his blaster-
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Charlotte: "Even bad things, she means"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-I frankly didn't think that, but perhaps...-
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Aya: "I wonder if there was any of them in the eras of the other heroes with us"
-Such as the Rito-
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-The Sentry blocked some with his blaster-
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Charlotte: "Even bad things, she means"

"I didn't think of it myself until earlier today. It's possible though, right?"
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...Good question.

"And the many different versions of monsters in WW compared to their counterparts present in BotW "
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"He threw some Throwing Sickles his way."
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Oh...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

it's just like when i make a good pun, pap. sometimes even my puns can make you smile.

THEY DO AND I HATE IT!

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(Why did you go so easy on us?! Do you not trust us in a fight? Do you...Do you really believe that little in me...?)

"This actually made Winter feel really hurt ..."

Yang:
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Weiss: "I... I'm sorry, Winter. It's just... I get so worried over sending someone so young and cute in the frontline of battle..."

Medea: "So this is our main character..."
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-Orion takes a moment to breath, before trying to see how to return to combat-
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-She gets in it!-
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Spartacus: "For the freedom of the many!" -another strike-

He kinda looks like if Kazumin if he wasn't an anti-social shut-in...

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"And Toffee cast a shield to effortlessly reflect it."

(Ata, do you need help getting Blake to safety? Or do you wish for me to stay with Orion?)

"Either he tries to help Lord Orion and the other Grands fight off Toffee himself, or he protects Atalanta since she won't be able to wield her bow while carriying Blake."
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"The explosions knock her off her feet."

I'll never let myself turn to scrap!
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Pathetic heroics! "The last blow knocked him against a wall, and he clawed into the ground afterward, barely able to stand on one knee."

Off to a great start...
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-Frank rolls to the side to dodge the reflected spear before taking out a flashlight with a gem taped where the light is, which somehow makes it function like a lightsaber-
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Max: -quietly slams his hammer-

-the fact that he was quiet shows how much he's gone when possessed-
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Ingrid: "You're the one looking pathetic right now."

-Another one-
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-It breaks from the many, and one strikes-
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Kama: "Awww~ You're that worried for me~?"
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Vita: "AAACK!"
Alph: "Let her go!"

-this one clashed with his own sword beam-
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Palu: "I won't stop until you're gone!"
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Azura: "I'll protect you no matter what, Kama~ Even if it kills me~"
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Kamui: "Why should I?"

Question; as long as the book is fine, are the Volkenritten unable to be killed by normal means?

 

[Digital Hazard]

He kinda looks like if Kazumin if he wasn't an anti-social shut-in...

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"And Toffee cast a shield to effortlessly reflect it."

(Ata, do you need help getting Blake to safety? Or do you wish for me to stay with Orion?)

"Either he tries to help Lord Orion and the other Grands fight off Toffee himself, or he protects Atalanta since she won't be able to wield her bow while carriying Blake."
___

"The explosions knock her off her feet."

I'll never let myself turn to scrap!
___

Pathetic heroics! "The last blow knocked him against a wall, and he clawed into the ground afterward, barely able to stand on one knee."

Off to a great start...
---
-Frank rolls to the side to dodge the reflected spear before taking out a flashlight with a gem taped where the light is, which somehow makes it function like a lightsaber-
---
Max: -quietly slams his hammer-

-the fact that he was quiet shows how much he's gone when possessed-
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Ingrid: "You're the one looking pathetic right now."

-After exiting the store, the teen was like "this is what I get for playing video games all day" and after rubbing his eyes for a moment... he sees that all of a sudden, he isn't in Japan, but in some medieval-looking plaza where both humans and anthropomorphic animals walk around everywhere, busy with their lives-

-After some seconds of taking it in, rather than being in shock, he shouts in excitement, being a weeb well-versed in this genre, he thinks this is the start of an exciting adventure where he'll get to meet many cute girls to swoon over him and have awesome powers!-

-The show's title then was shown, with a creepy chant playing to indicate just how wrong he is-
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Atalanta: "Please carry Blake... She needs it"

-Orion barely dodged his own shot-
----------
-Eerie compared to how hammy he is-
----------
-And Spartacus jumped at him to try to attack again-

"I didn't think of it myself until earlier today. It's possible though, right?"
___

...Good question.

"And the many different versions of monsters in WW compared to their counterparts in BotW "
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"He threw some Throwing Sickles his way."
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Oh...

-Hmmm, perhaps it could-
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Aya: "How does it compare?"

-Like how Chuchus seem slightly more sentient here, or Moblins not being lanky-
-Also with Chuchus how those in the era when the Hero of Twilight is from, they're just piles of goop with no eyes-
---
-He jumped over them, though has some more difficulty shooting-
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Salome: "Even killing"

-this one clashed with his own sword beam-
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Palu: "I won't stop until you're gone!"
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Azura: "I'll protect you no matter what, Kama~ Even if it kills me~"
---
Kamui: "Why should I?"

Question; as long as the book is fine, are the Volkenritten unable to be killed by normal means?

-Creating a burst of light and energy-
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Kama: "Is that so~?" -barage of arrows at Pit to annoy her-
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Kama: "Is that so~?"
Tiki: "I... I won't kill you, I can't kill any of you..."
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Alph: "Because else I will make sure to destroy you!" -she's not close to Vita, but that would make Hayate sad, which would make Fate sad in return-

If it was the previous Book of Darkness, yes. But the one Hayate carries is instead a recreation of the original they're unconnected to, so this is truly their last life.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Hmmm, perhaps it could-
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Aya: "How does it compare?"

-Like how Chuchus seem slightly more sentient here, or Moblins not being lanky-
-Also with Chuchus how those in the era when the Hero of Twilight is from, they're just piles of goop with no eyes-
---
-He jumped over them, though has some more difficulty shooting-
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Salome: "Even killing"

"Perhaps some Hades units?"
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Hmm?

"Yeah, monsters of the same species tend to be very different in each timeline or era "
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"Giving Specter Knight more time to dodge them before he does his usual scythe throw."
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...Oh...

Yang:
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Weiss: "I... I'm sorry, Winter. It's just... I get so worried over sending someone so young and cute in the frontline of battle..."

OH WELL. AT LEAST YOU ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH, EVEN I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS GENRE OF HUMOR.

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(...)

"Now she feels a bit bad for losing her temper, though she still wishes Weiss would be less worried..."

(...You're really that worried you could lose me?)

Off to a great start...
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-Frank rolls to the side to dodge the reflected spear before taking out a flashlight with a gem taped where the light is, which somehow makes it function like a lightsaber-
---
Max: -quietly slams his hammer-

-the fact that he was quiet shows how much he's gone when possessed-
---
Ingrid: "You're the one looking pathetic right now."

-After exiting the store, the teen was like "this is what I get for playing video games all day" and after rubbing his eyes for a moment... he sees that all of a sudden, he isn't in Japan, but in some medieval-looking plaza where both humans and anthropomorphic animals walk around everywhere, busy with their lives-

-After some seconds of taking it in, rather than being in shock, he shouts in excitement, being a weeb well-versed in this genre, he thinks this is the start of an exciting adventure where he'll get to meet many cute girls to swoon over him and have awesome powers!-

-The show's title then was shown, with a creepy chant playing to indicate just how wrong he is-
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Atalanta: "Please carry Blake... She needs it"

-Orion barely dodged his own shot-
----------
-Eerie compared to how hammy he is-
----------
-And Spartacus jumped at him to try to attack again-

...Never mind, this guy makes Kazuma look like a social butterfly.

"She knows a fellow otaku when she sees one."
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(Alright...Where will you go, Ata?)

"Will carry Blake on his back"

"Toffee was mildly mildly impressed, but otherwise unfazed."
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This is wrong, you're just like any other mad scientist! All you care about is your own scientific "advancements" and power!

"She tried to grab Max"
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"He tore his cape off and threw it in Spartacus face."

"All he intended to do was impair his vision, even if only for a second."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Perhaps some Hades units?"
___

Hmm?

"Yeah, monsters of the same species tend to be very different in each timeline or era "
___

"Giving Specter Knight more time to dodge them before he does his usual scythe throw."
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...Oh...

-Yeah, that could maybe work-
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Aya: "I mean, Hyrule in its different eras. And we know this one is a parellel to the timeline of one of the Links with us. Speaking of, isn't it weird the coincidence how all three of them share the same name?"

-Indeed, they three would be quite surprised if they saw how Moblins in some eras are canines rather than porcine like the ones they know, as another example-
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-The Sentry is losing health... But is still on-
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Salome: "And anyone"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah, that could maybe work-
---
Aya: "I mean, Hyrule in its different eras. And we know this one is a parellel to the timeline of one of the Links with us. Speaking of, isn't it weird the coincidence how all three of them share the same name?"

-Indeed, they three would be quite surprised if they saw how Moblins in some eras are canines rather than porcine like the ones they know, as another example-
---
-The Sentry is losing health... But is still on-
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Salome: "And anyone"

"At least she'll be able to help without putting herself at risk that way."
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...There could be a genuine prophecy at play, here.

"Unknown to them WW's Link was not actually chosen to be a hero by any divinities, and had to earn that status, so unlike most other Links, him sharing the name really is a coincidence. However, this same coincidence hasn't occurred several times as most of the other Links were destined for the Triforce of Courage."

"Plus the rare eras where both the bulldog and hog-like Moblins are present as separate co-existing species. "
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"Both of these things can be said about Specter Knight as well."
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L-Like...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"At least she'll be able to help without putting herself at risk that way."
___

...There could be a genuine prophecy at play, here.

"Unknown to them WW's Link was not actually chosen to be a hero by any divinities, and had to earn that status, so unlike most other Links, him sharing the name really is a coincidence. However, this same coincidence hasn't occurred several times as most of the other Links were destined for the Triforce of Courage."

"Plus the rare eras where both the bulldog and hog-like Moblins are present as separate co-existing species. "
___

"Both of these things can be said about Specter Knight as well."
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L-Like...?

-Yeah, that would be ideal-
---
Aya: "You think so?"

-Indeed on those-
---
-The Black Sentry aims towards him-
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Salome: "Like my" -sighs dreamily- "Beloved~"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah, that would be ideal-
---
Aya: "You think so?"

-Indeed on those-
---
-The Black Sentry aims towards him-
---
Salome: "Like my" -sighs dreamily- "Beloved~"

"Since Alphys is back from Mewni, now..."

...If you really want to help right now...M-Maybe you could remotely pilot some of our mechs from the safety of the infirmary? We designed several Hades units with that feature...
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There has to be a reason why every single hero known to history has shared the name. A-At least, that's what I'm beginning to think...
___

"His teleportation ability being what allows him to evade it in time."
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Who was your beloved?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Creating a burst of light and energy-
---
Kama: "Is that so~?" -barage of arrows at Pit to annoy her-
---
Kama: "Is that so~?"
Tiki: "I... I won't kill you, I can't kill any of you..."
---
Alph: "Because else I will make sure to destroy you!" -she's not close to Vita, but that would make Hayate sad, which would make Fate sad in return-

If it was the previous Book of Darkness, yes. But the one Hayate carries is instead a recreation of the original they're unconnected to, so this is truly their last life.

-BADASS-
---
-she's indeed annoyed, though Pit dodged them all-
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Azura: "Then join us~"
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Kamui: "And if you try..." -turns the hand that isn't choking Vita into a lance, showing she can instantly behead Vita with just a thought-

-oh damn...-

-After exiting the store, the teen was like "this is what I get for playing video games all day" and after rubbing his eyes for a moment... he sees that all of a sudden, he isn't in Japan, but in some medieval-looking plaza where both humans and anthropomorphic animals walk around everywhere, busy with their lives-

-After some seconds of taking it in, rather than being in shock, he shouts in excitement, being a weeb well-versed in this genre, he thinks this is the start of an exciting adventure where he'll get to meet many cute girls to swoon over him and have awesome powers!-

-The show's title then was shown, with a creepy chant playing to indicate just how wrong he is-
----------
Atalanta: "Please carry Blake... She needs it"

-Orion barely dodged his own shot-
----------
-Eerie compared to how hammy he is-
----------
-And Spartacus jumped at him to try to attack again-

...Never mind, this guy makes Kazuma look like a social butterfly.

"She knows a fellow otaku when she sees one."
___

(Alright...Where will you go, Ata?)

"Will carry Blake on his back"

"Toffee was mildly mildly impressed, but otherwise unfazed."
___

This is wrong, you're just like any other mad scientist! All you care about is your own scientific "advancements" and power!

"She tried to grab Max"
___

"He tore his cape off and threw it in Spartacus face."

"All he intended to do was impair his vision, even if only for a second."

Zelda: "I have a bad feeling..."
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Frank: -attempted to slash Toffee with the sword!-
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Coyle: "Yes, I do. What about it?"

-Jenny didn't expect that answer?-
---
-Ingrid and Byleth are trying to break free-

OH WELL. AT LEAST YOU ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH, EVEN I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS GENRE OF HUMOR.

___

(...)

"Now she feels a bit bad for losing her temper, though she still wishes Weiss would be less worried..."

(...You're really that worried you could lose me?)

Jaune: "Fair enough..."
---
Weiss: "..." -nods-

 

[Digital Hazard]

...Never mind, this guy makes Kazuma look like a social butterfly.

"She knows a fellow otaku when she sees one."
___

(Alright...Where will you go, Ata?)

"Will carry Blake on his back"

"Toffee was mildly mildly impressed, but otherwise unfazed."
___

This is wrong, you're just like any other mad scientist! All you care about is your own scientific "advancements" and power!

"She tried to grab Max"
___

"He tore his cape off and threw it in Spartacus face."

"All he intended to do was impair his vision, even if only for a second."

Zelda: "I have a bad feeling..."
---
Frank: -attempted to slash Toffee with the sword!-
---
Coyle: "Yes, I do. What about it?"

-Jenny didn't expect that answer?-
---
-Ingrid and Byleth are trying to break free-

-Our protagonist walks around the city, trying to find out if he's got any new cheat abilities or awesome magic-

-So far nothing. Confused in an alleyway, he wonders about what his new ability must be, as well as wondering where could the cute girl he assumes summoned him may be-

Blackbeard: "This guy is even more of a loser than Kazuma!"

-Then three bandits arrive trying to rob him-
---------
Atalanta: "I don't know..."
---------
-Well, at least she admits it-
---------
-It managed to impair his vision alright-

"Since Alphys is back from Mewni, now..."

...If you really want to help right now...M-Maybe you could remotely pilot some of our mechs from the safety of the infirmary? We designed several Hades units with that feature...
___

There has to be a reason why every single hero known to history has shared the name. A-At least, that's what I'm beginning to think...
___

"His teleportation ability being what allows him to evade it in time."
___

Who was your beloved?

Nanoha: "...I suppose it could help"
---
Aya: "Maybe a factor of reincarnation?"

-Of course, it's impossible for them to know that the reason of the timeline split is because the Hero of Time left it after defeating Ganon, which should make him being reborn him impossible-

-Nor has Wolf Link spoken of that the spirit of the Hero of Time appeared multiple times to him to teach him techniques-
---
-Good, but it's not the last one-
---
Salome: "His name was John~"
Charlotte: "The Baptist"

-BADASS-
---
-she's indeed annoyed, though Pit dodged them all-
---
Azura: "Then join us~"
---
Kamui: "And if you try..." -turns the hand that isn't choking Vita into a lance, showing she can instantly behead Vita with just a thought-

-oh damn...-

-Indeed, Drakkon approaching again-
-------------
Kama: "Eeeh? Really? Are you seriously saying that? Sigh, fine fine. Then, I have no choice so I’ll shoot. This is my arrow of love that arouses passion.

Waning Affection Is not Love
Kama Sammohana!!

There..."

-Unlike in the gif, it was a young adult Kama who did this-
-------------
Tiki: "I won't, listen to me! I know you all are stronger than this!"

-Kama shot various arrows that were narrowly avoided-
-------------
-Alph used a binding spell that summoned chains, in an attempt for her tug off her arm and free Vita-

-Yeah, if they die now, it's over-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Indeed, Drakkon approaching again-
-------------
Kama: "Eeeh? Really? Are you seriously saying that? Sigh, fine fine. Then, I have no choice so I’ll shoot. This is my arrow of love that arouses passion.

Waning Affection Is not Love
Kama Sammohana!!

There..."


-Unlike in the gif, it was a young adult Kama who did this-
-------------
Tiki: "I won't, listen to me! I know you all are stronger than this!"

-Kama shot various arrows that were narrowly avoided-
-------------
-Alph used a binding spell that summoned chains, in an attempt for her tug off her arm and free Vita-

-Yeah, if they die now, it's over-

-Link also walking towards him-

-yes, he dares approach him-
---
-Palu attempts to warp him out of the way of the arrows-
---
Azura: -snuggling Kama-

The other four, jealous!-
---
Kanna: "Another binding spell? Heh... You can't stop madness itself..." -KICKS ALPH AWAY- "Nice attempt though."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Nanoha: "...I suppose it could help"
---
Aya: "Maybe a factor of reincarnation?"

-Of course, it's impossible for them to know that the reason of the timeline split is because the Hero of Time left it after defeating Ganon, which should make him being reborn him impossible-

-Nor has Wolf Link spoken of that the spirit of the Hero of Time appeared multiple times to him to teach him techniques-
---
-Good, but it's not the last one-
---
Salome: "His name was John~"
Charlotte: "The Baptist"

Here!

"Controller is designed like a Nintendo Switch."
___

That, and or descendants sharing the hero's blood, with prophecy playing a part into why the name and status is shared. It'd make for a fascinating study!

"It caused a lot of changes..."
___

"Scythe charge from behind!"
___

John the Baptist!

Jaune: "Fair enough..."
---
Weiss: "..." -nods-

ANYWAY, IS ANYONE HUNGRY? I AM HAPPY TO SERVE UP FRESH PLATES OF SPAGHETTI!

...AS LONG AS NONE OF YOU WEAPONIZE IT THIS TIME.

___

(...)

"Cuddled up to her trainer"

Zelda: "I have a bad feeling..."
---
Frank: -attempted to slash Toffee with the sword!-
---
Coyle: "Yes, I do. What about it?"

-Jenny didn't expect that answer?-
---
-Ingrid and Byleth are trying to break free-

-Our protagonist walks around the city, trying to find out if he's got any new cheat abilities or awesome magic-

-So far nothing. Cinfused in an alleyway, he wonders about what his new ability must be, as well as wondering where could the cute girl he assumes summoned him may be-

Blackbeard: "This guy is even more of a loser than Kazuma!"

-Then three bandits arrive trying to rob him-
---------
Atalanta: "I don't know..."
---------
-Well, at least she admits it-
---------
-It managed to impair his vision alright-

I'm pretty sure Kazuma would get a huge self-esteem boost just by watching this guy.

Peridot: ...Does he actually have any new powers, or is this just a set-up to show that he's really a low-level nobody in this world who'll get his butt kicked?
___

"He just casts his own light sword spell from the wand fragment to clash with it."

(Either way, I promise I'll get her to safety...)
___

...You're completely out of your mind, aren't you? "Death glare"
___

"It's not really working, but the cages will eventually wear off on their own."

"And he used the opportunity to try and place a Control Crown on Spartacus!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Link also walking towards him-

-yes, he dares approach him-
---
-Palu attempts to warp him out of the way of the arrows-
---
Azura: -snuggling Kama-

The other four, jealous!-
---
Kanna: "Another binding spell? Heh... You can't stop madness itself..." -KICKS ALPH AWAY- "Nice attempt though."

-Of course, else what way would he hit him?-

-Andersen, Ozymandias and Wade sneeze- :V
---
-But at least two struck him, though his loyalty to her and a bit of naivety allowed him to resist the effect-
---
Tiki: Oh no...
-Hinoka remembered her bucket-
---
Alph: "ACK!" -she tried to move the chains upwards-

Here!

"Controller is designed like a Nintendo Switch."
___

That, and or descendants sharing the hero's blood, with prophecy playing a part into why the name and status is shared. It'd make for a fascinating study!

"It caused a lot of changes..."
___

"Scythe charge from behind!"
___

John the Baptist!

Nanoha: "Oh, this is like that console Alisa-chan has..."
---
Aya: "Oh, I would love to research on it!"

-And the least spoken of the Downfall Timeline, the better for comprehension-
---
-STRUCK-
---
Salome: "Ah, yes, him~" -dreamy sigh-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Nanoha: "Oh, this is like that console Alisa-chan has..."
---
Aya: "Oh, I would love to research on it!"

-And the least spoken of the Downfall Timeline, the better for comprehension-
---
-STRUCK-
---
Salome: "Ah, yes, him~" -dreamy sigh-

I-I hope it'll do for now...

___

We should write some of our knowledge and findings down, then conduct a collective study on it later! I'd love that!

"That is when it gets...even more confusing."
___

"He does a spinning scythe attack to follow it up."
___

How did things work out for you two?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Our protagonist walks around the city, trying to find out if he's got any new cheat abilities or awesome magic-

-So far nothing. Cinfused in an alleyway, he wonders about what his new ability must be, as well as wondering where could the cute girl he assumes summoned him may be-

Blackbeard: "This guy is even more of a loser than Kazuma!"

-Then three bandits arrive trying to rob him-
---------
Atalanta: "I don't know..."
---------
-Well, at least she admits it-
---------
-It managed to impair his vision alright-

I'm pretty sure Kazuma would get a huge self-esteem boost just by watching this guy.

Peridot: ...Does he actually have any new powers, or is this just a set-up to show that he's really a low-level nobody in this world who'll get his butt kicked?
___

"He just casts his own light sword spell from the wand fragment to clash with it."

(Either way, I promise I'll get her to safety...)
___

...You're completely out of your mind, aren't you? "Death glare"
___

"It's not really working, but the cages will eventually wear off on their own."

"And he used the opportunity to try and place a Control Crown on Spartacus!"

Oh, I saw this one a little bit. Let's just say he can be pretty relatable.
---
-Frank's botched creation is somehow capable of keeping up with the magic blade-

-and he's still wearing the alien head, which shot beams at Toffee-
---
Coyle: "I've never felt better~!" -PUNCHES-
---
-Byleth uses sword-

ANYWAY, IS ANYONE HUNGRY? I AM HAPPY TO SERVE UP FRESH PLATES OF SPAGHETTI!

...AS LONG AS NONE OF YOU WEAPONIZE IT THIS TIME.

___

(...)

"Cuddled up to her trainer"

Yang/Nora: "I could eat!"

Yang: "Jinx! Now you owe me a strawberry sunrise."

Nora: -pout-
---
Weiss: "Hm?"

-Of course, else what way would he hit him?-

-Andersen, Ozymandias and Wade sneeze- :V
---
-But at least two struck him, though his loyalty to her and a bit of naivety allowed him to resist the effect-
---
Tiki: Oh no...
-Hinoka remembered her bucket-
---
Alph: "ACK!" -she tried to move the chains upwards-

Yang: He's fully focused on Link. Let's make a coordinated surprise attack, Mordred.
---
-how nice~-
---
-and was holding it in her hands-
---
-Kamui went full dragon to try and break the chains-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang/Nora: "I could eat!"

Yang: "Jinx! Now you owe me a strawberry sunrise."

Nora: -pout-
---
Weiss: "Hm?"

THAT WILL QUALIFY AS DESERT!

heheheh...

___

(I didn't realize you were that worried about losing me...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

THAT WILL QUALIFY AS DESERT!

heheheh...

___

(I didn't realize you were that worried about losing me...)

Yang: "Sure. Dessert."
---
Weiss: "I'm sorry..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Sure. Dessert."
---
Weiss: "I'm sorry..."

"Spaghetti is served."

"He has to be a fast cook considering the kind of gluttons Chaldea has."

___

(I'm upset that you aren't letting me have a higher challenge, even with Patxi as my teammate...But...maybe you wouldn't be as worried about me if you just let me try?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Spaghetti is served."

"He has to be a fast cook considering the kind of gluttons Chaldea has."

___

(I'm upset that you aren't letting me have a higher challenge, even with Patxi as my teammate...But...maybe you wouldn't be as worried about me if you just let me try?)

-but does that sacrifice on quality?-
---
Weiss: "Huh?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-but does that sacrifice on quality?-
---
Weiss: "Huh?"

"Nope"

"He became a much better and more efficient chef after he stopped taking cooking lessons from Undyne."

___

(...I want a tougher challenge. For real this time. And I'm sure Patxi does, too. Don't make your familiars go easy on us. Please?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

I'm pretty sure Kazuma would get a huge self-esteem boost just by watching this guy.

Peridot: ...Does he actually have any new powers, or is this just a set-up to show that he's really a low-level nobody in this world who'll get his butt kicked?
___

"He just casts his own light sword spell from the wand fragment to clash with it."

(Either way, I promise I'll get her to safety...)
___

...You're completely out of your mind, aren't you? "Death glare"
___

"It's not really working, but the cages will eventually wear off on their own."

"And he used the opportunity to try and place a Control Crown on Spartacus!"

Oh, I saw this one a little bit. Let's just say he can be pretty relatable.
---
-Frank's botched creation is somehow capable of keeping up with the magic blade-

-and he's still wearing the alien head, which shot beams at Toffee-
---
Coyle: "I've never felt better~!" -PUNCHES-
---
-Byleth uses sword-

-Our protagonist, still confident, in a rush managed to punch and knock out two of the bandits, and goes for the third... Who pulls out a knife-

-The protagonist then knelt down and the bandits started to kick him-

Medea: "...Well, it does have realism, you could say. There's no way someone like him in reality would get far in this setting..."

-Then they saw some teen thief who was running and saw the scene like "what's going on? Eh, whatever"-

-She made some wall jumps to get to roofs and fled, the bandits being like "uuuh, what? Eh, whatever" and go back to kick the protagonist-
----------------
Orion: How the hell is this guy able to do that?!

Atalanta: "My thanks..."
----------------
-How much it causes?!-
----------------
-And Spartacus... Still tried to attack him-

-His Mad Enhancement is EX ranked-

I-I hope it'll do for now...

___

We should write some of our knowledge and findings down, then conduct a collective study on it later! I'd love that!

"That is when it gets...even more confusing."
___

"He does a spinning scythe attack to follow it up."
___

How did things work out for you two?

-Nanoha doesn't knows, but will try-
----
Aya: "Maybe we would be allowed to cross through different points of Hyrule's history?"
-Farore, Din and Nayru just heard that-
-They didn't like-
----
-Indeed it does-
----
Salome: "Father in his jealousy beheaded him after I told him I wanted his head to kiss"

Yang: He's fully focused on Link. Let's make a coordinated surprise attack, Mordred.
---
-how nice~-
---
-and was holding it in her hands-
---
-Kamui went full dragon to try and break the chains-

Mordred: The one you gave a silly name to?
---
-But the arrows still hurt-
---
-Tiki confused at that unconventional weapon-
---
-It did, but also managed to free Vita from her grasp, who was gasping for air-
Vita: "You damned...!" -hammer ready-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh, I saw this one a little bit. Let's just say he can be pretty relatable.
---
-Frank's botched creation is somehow capable of keeping up with the magic blade-

-and he's still wearing the alien head, which shot beams at Toffee-
---
Coyle: "I've never felt better~!" -PUNCHES-
---
-Byleth uses sword-

-Our protagonist, still confident, in a rush managed to punch and knock out two of the bandits, and goes for the third... Who pulls out a knife-

-The protagonist then knelt down and the bandits started to kick him-

Medea: "...Well, it does have realism, you could say. There's no way someone like him in reality would get far in this setting..."

-Then they saw some teen thief who was running and saw the scene like "what's going on? Eh, whatever"-

-She made some wall jumpes to get to roofs and fled, the bandits being like "uuuh, what? Eh, whatever" and go back to kick the protagonist-
----------------
Orion: How the hell is this guy able to do that?!

Atalanta: "My thanks..."
----------------
-How much it causes?!-
----------------
-And Spartacus... Still tried to attack him-

-His Mad Enhancement is EX ranked-

So he's physically capable, but also nothing out of the ordinary. That seemed likely.

That younger thief's gonna be important...
___

"He quickly exchanged the light sword spell for a shielding spell that reflected the beams back at him, as well as block further blows from the Lightsaber."

(Always, Ata...)

(...Whatever you decide to do, please be cautious...)
___

"It sends her crashing into a wall!"

"Crawling back out of it." I've crossed paths with evil loons like you before. You're nothing new! I've beaten them, just like I'm gonna beat you! "Curving punches with hammer and Megaton!"
___

"Cage still unbroken, and now it starts moving into spiked magic projectiles"

WHAT?! Impossible!

-Nanoha doesn't knows, but will try-
----
Aya: "Maybe we would be allowed to cross through different points of Hyrule's history?"
-Farore, Din and Nayru just heard that-
-They didn't like-
----
-Indeed it does-
----
Salome: "Father in his jealousy beheaded him after I told him I wanted his head to kiss"

"She is now in control of a squad of Hades units, and through the Switch-like controller's screen, she has the squad captain's POV."

___

No way to know but to try!

"Meanwhile Lusamine is lost on their conversation. :V"
___

"But does it work?"
___

Y-Yikes! That's too evil!

"Still doesn't understand what her father was all about, and that's still for the best."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Nope"

"He became a much better and more efficient chef after he stopped taking cooking lessons from Undyne."

___

(...I want a tougher challenge. For real this time. And I'm sure Patxi does, too. Don't make your familiars go easy on us. Please?)

-poor Undyne lmao-
---
Weiss: "...If you get hurt, I stop immediately. Is that fair?"

Mordred: The one you gave a silly name to?
---
-But the arrows still hurt-
---
-Tiki confused at that unconventional weapon-
---
-It did, but also managed to free Vita from her grasp, who was gasping for air-
Vita: "You damned...!" -hammer ready-

Yang: Do you see any other enemy?
---
Pit: "OW!"
---
-Hinoka throws!-
---
-DRAGON BREATH-

-Our protagonist, still confident, in a rush managed to punch and knock out two of the bandits, and goes for the third... Who pulls out a knife-

-The protagonist then knelt down and the bandits started to kick him-

Medea: "...Well, it does have realism, you could say. There's no way someone like him in reality would get far in this setting..."

-Then they saw some teen thief who was running and saw the scene like "what's going on? Eh, whatever"-

-She made some wall jumpes to get to roofs and fled, the bandits being like "uuuh, what? Eh, whatever" and go back to kick the protagonist-
----------------
Orion: How the hell is this guy able to do that?!

Atalanta: "My thanks..."
----------------
-How much it causes?!-
----------------
-And Spartacus... Still tried to attack him-

-His Mad Enhancement is EX ranked-

So he's physically capable, but also nothing out of the ordinary. That seemed likely.

That younger thief's gonna be important...
___

"He quickly exchanged the light sword spell for a shielding spell that reflected the beams back at him, as well as block further blows from the Lightsaber."

(Always, Ata...)

(...Whatever you decide to do, please be cautious...)
___

"It sends her crashing into a wall!"

"Crawling back out of it." I've crossed paths with evil loons like you before. You're nothing new! I've beaten them, just like I'm gonna beat you! "Curving punches with hammer and Megaton!"
___

"Cage still unbroken, and now it starts moving into spiked magic projectiles"

WHAT?! Impossible!

Zelda: "Maybe he has nothing?"
---
-it caused his headwear to malfunction, so he attempted to jump up and slam the alien mask on Toffee's head which, if successful, would blind him until he takes it off-
---
-MAX RUSHES AT HER-
---
-Byleth was very worried...-

-Ingrid knows some people from Gensokyo and spars with Yukari every now and then, so this is nothing for her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-poor Undyne lmao-
---
Weiss: "...If you get hurt, I stop immediately. Is that fair?"

"But without her SOUL jokes about her poor culinary skills are the least of her worries right now."
___

(That's fair.) "Smiling "

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"But without her SOUL jokes about her poor culinary skills are the least of her worries right now."
___

(That's fair.) "Smiling "

-oof...-
---
Weiss: "Let's do this then!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-oof...-
---
Weiss: "Let's do this then!"

"She's as unable to feel as Flowey was in her current state, all thanks to Toffee..."

___

(Heck yeah!) "Wags tail and takes a battle stance"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"She's as unable to feel as Flowey was in her current state, all thanks to Toffee..."

___

(Heck yeah!) "Wags tail and takes a battle stance"

-that's terrible...-
---
-ARMA GIGAS IS SUMMONED-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-that's terrible...-
---
-ARMA GIGAS IS SUMMONED-

"Its why she's still in the infirmary. No one knows what her condition could entail, so she's been barred from fighting."

___

(Whoa! This knight looks tough!)

(He's the toughest familiar she's got...)