Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-Maybe they should say that to her-
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Aya: "I wonder what brought its gods to perform such an extreme action" -panicking did it-

-Oh, she will in soon!-
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-It doesn't works much, clearly starting to take the advantage-

-And he kept blocking and blocking...-
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Gareth: -Nervous laugh- "Pretty much!"

"Unless she overheard them talking?"
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I-It's a little scary to think of it.

"Ganondorf came back at full power, with no Hero of Time in sight..."

"She simply must tell them!"
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"She uses Flail!"

"Specter Knight attempted to swing his scythe at the eye."
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At least you were good friends! How was your life as a knight, Sir Gareth?

Jaune: "WHAT?!"
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-AWWWWW-

"Of course, when she found out the human was almost here, she attempted to shut her robot down..."

"...And maybe might've accidentally made him into an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood instead?"
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(So I get why you and Rin have great synergy as a team already.)

Prolly not
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Blake: "That's fair enough. But either way, you're in trouble"
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-HE'S FIGHTING, TAKING DOWN SENTRIES LIKE NOTHING-
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-Byleth dodges an attack then tries to shoot immediately after-

Osakabehime: "Yeah, sounds like they lived too long ago, and I doubt all players had undead races as avatars..."
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-Which she attempts to, and leaps out to shoot some!-

Merlin: "Hm? What could it be?"
Orion: "That guy wants the souls of Grands!"
Merlin: "Well, that's bad..."
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-Sentries be like "he's just a guy with springy arms! How?!"-
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-But does it work?!-

That's a shame, it'd be really fascinating to see how other players took to the change...
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"Atalanta is ultimately able to escape what remains of the vine by slipping out of her boots, leaving them and her gloves behind for now."

"Toffee wasn't expecting her to escape already, so he wasn't prepared to block and reflect the arrows, instead firing off laser blasts at the arrows as he attempted to run for cover."

"He did get a little bit of power from other Souls he's stolen...He just hasn't used his full potential yet. And with how powerful he is already, that's a very bad thing. But at least two of the Grands are in the same place and aware of the situation at hand, now."
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Hey! Max!
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"HE'S STRUCK AND THE ROOM GOES DARK AS HE COLLAPSES FROM HIS WOUNDS!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Unless she overheard them talking?"
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I-It's a little scary to think of it.

"Ganondorf came back at full power, with no Hero of Time in sight..."

"She simply must tell them!"
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"She uses Flail!"

"Specter Knight attempted to swing his scythe at the eye."
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At least you were good friends! How was your life as a knight, Sir Gareth?

-Nope, she was busy making poisons right now-
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-Not to mention that, well, Hyrule simply exists unlike normal Earth-

-In sooooooon!-
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-It resist it thanks to the armor it wears-

-HIT!-
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Gareth: "I think very heroic, especially looking up at Sir Lancelot!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Nope, she was busy making poisons right now-
------
-Not to mention that, well, Hyrule simply exists unlike normal Earth-

-In sooooooon!-
------
-It resist it thanks to the armor it wears-

-HIT!-
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Gareth: "I think very heroic, especially looking up at Sir Lancelot!"

(Are you okay with that idea, Hurricane?)

(...Yeah, I totally am.) "Genuine smile"

"Though neither of the twins are sure how they'd go about admitting it to their mother figure...."
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"Exactly If it qualifies as an Earth, it's practically different in every way but some of it's surrounding celestial bodies."

"Like right now?"
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"Moana is in pain and will not be able to hold him for much longer..."

"Specter Knight spins his scythe while in front of the shield intending to strike the eye several times more."
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"Another Servant that didn't survive this long..."

All of the king's knights must have been heroes such as yourself!

 

[Digital Hazard]

I forgot to say it, but Illya also got a summer Archer variation that thankfully is cute.

Spoiler

I want to integrate it as an alternate magical girl form she can have.

(Are you okay with that idea, Hurricane?)

(...Yeah, I totally am.) "Genuine smile"

"Though neither of the twins are sure how they'd go about admitting it to their mother figure...."
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"Exactly If it qualifies as an Earth, it's practically different in every way but some of it's surrounding celestial bodies."

"Like right now?"
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"Moana is in pain and will not be able to hold him for much longer..."

"Specter Knight spins his scythe while in front of the shield intending to strike the eye several times more."
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"Another Servant that didn't survive this long..."

All of the king's knights must have been heroes such as yourself!

-Well, coincidentially she will arrive soon-
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-Indeed, now they have more curiosity around it-

-Yep-
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-As the horse wanted, it must go and protect its master-

-Koragg slashed with his blade, but it was too late for him, the eye was damaged-
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Gareth: "Some more than others, but I'm cool with that! Being inspirational and helping others is a reward in itself!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I forgot to say it, but Illya also got a summer Archer variation that thankfully is cute.

I want to integrate it as an alternate magical girl form she can have.

-Well, coincidentially she will arrive soon-
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-Indeed, now they have more curiosity around it-

-Yep-
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-As the horse wanted, it must go and protect its master-

-Koragg slashed with his blade, but it was too late for him, the eye was damaged-
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Gareth: "Some more than others, but I'm cool with that! Being inspirational and helping others is a reward in itself!"

It could prove useful against the current main antagonists since they wouldn't have any idea of it's existence lol

"They're privately discussing what to say to Semi about this."
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The constellations here, both familiar and unique, are goregous...

"Heshima in the middle of a nap."
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"She kept the horse trapped until the pain from it's attacks became unbearable for her..."

"Specter Knight may have successfully damaged the eye, but also lost some of his will from being struck by Koragg's blade..."
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That's what I want to be someday!

"Not the bad guy, anymore, unlike his father."

 

[Digital Hazard]

It could prove useful against the current main antagonists since they wouldn't have any idea of it's existence lol

"They're privately discussing what to say to Semi about this."
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The constellations here, both familiar and unique, are goregous...

"Heshima in the middle of a nap."
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"She kept the horse trapped until the pain from it's attacks became unbearable for her..."

"Specter Knight may have successfully damaged the eye, but also lost some of his will from being struck by Koragg's blade..."
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That's what I want to be someday!

"Not the bag guy, anymore, unlike his father."

It sounds useful that way indeed-

-And they would see her arriving-
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Aya: "The universe is fascinating..."

Atalanta: -Looking at some meat recipes online-
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-And it forcefully liberated, being strong, running towards Specter now-
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Gareth: "Oh! Maybe I can pass you some teachings!" -excited over the idea of being a teacher instead of a student now-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It sounds useful that way indeed-

-And they would see her arriving-
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Aya: "The universe is fascinating..."

Atalanta: -Looking at some meat recipes online-
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-And it forcefully liberated, being strong, running towards Specter now-
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Gareth: "Oh! Maybe I can pass you some teachings!" -excited over the idea of being a teacher instead of a student now-

Plan on having it happen during this arc?

(There she is...)

(...She's definitely part of the family we never had before. Let's just be honest with her.)
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Hard to believe some of our own have explored or seen it more in-depth...E-Even...Even Undyne went on a space rescue mission lightyears away just last year.

...The prospect of going to the final frontier is pretty dangerous, I'm aware, b-but I'd like to travel to space someday, myself...

"Sudden Artemis?"
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(Curse it...) "In pain"

"He tried to hover out of the way!"

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Really? Like making me into a good knight?! One who can really fight? "Excited to learn since his combat skills are nowhere near on par with his dad's or even that of most other monsters in the kingdom"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Vita tried to take him on again, he blocked her hammer wuth mere sword swings again-
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-Kama doesn't knows, but she is willing to try, and if not, weeeeell, any survivors might get killed by her, she thinks-

-Either way, a storm of arrows befalls-

-He's shocked... He didn't understand every single bit, but got the general gist-

Yang: "Maybe we shouldn't go just one at a time..."
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Kamui: -casually removing each and every arrow- "Are you done yet?"

Osakabehime: "Yeah, sounds like they lived too long ago, and I doubt all players had undead races as avatars..."
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-Which she attempts to, and leaps out to shoot some!-

Merlin: "Hm? What could it be?"
Orion: "That guy wants the souls of Grands!"
Merlin: "Well, that's bad..."
-----
-Sentries be like "he's just a guy with springy arms! How?!"-
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-But does it work?!-

-It does nothing, he doesn't even flinches-

That's a shame, it'd be really fascinating to see how other players took to the change...
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"Atalanta is ultimately able to escape what remains of the vine by slipping out of her boots, leaving them and her gloves behind for now."

"Toffee wasn't expecting her to escape already, so he wasn't prepared to block and reflect the arrows, instead firing off laser blasts at the arrows as he attempted to run for cover."

"He did get a little bit of power from other Souls he's stolen...He just hasn't used his full potential yet. And with how powerful he is already, that's a very bad thing. But at least two of the Grands are in the same place and aware of the situation at hand, now."
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Hey! Max!
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"HE'S STRUCK AND THE ROOM GOES DARK AS HE COLLAPSES FROM HIS WOUNDS!"

Zelda: "Maybe at some point..."
---
Blake: "We need to find Hassan now..."
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Max Brass: "MAX BRASS!" -punches another-
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Byleth: "About time..."

"Of course, when she found out the human was almost here, she attempted to shut her robot down..."

"...And maybe might've accidentally made him into an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood instead?"
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(So I get why you and Rin have great synergy as a team already.)

-OH NOOOOOOO-
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Weiss: "I suppose that makes sense..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-OH NOOOOOOO-
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Weiss: "I suppose that makes sense..."

"The room is now shaking as the sound of metal clanging in the distance can be heard, and the magnitude gets gradually higher every second, as does the volume of the metallic clanging sound..."

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(So I should make sure I can be an efficient team with both of you!)

"Her training solo is also very important, though. And now's a prime opportunity for that."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"The room is now shaking as the sound of metal clanging in the distance can be heard, and the magnitude gets gradually higher every second, as does the volume of the metallic clanging sound..."

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(So I should make sure I can be an efficient team with both of you!)

"Her training solo is also very important, though. And now's a prime opportunity for that."

-WHOA-
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Weiss: "That sounds like a good idea."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-WHOA-
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Weiss: "That sounds like a good idea."

"And then..."

"...Not sure what kind of expy to make out of Mettaton since a DJ would be a little too close to Underswap..."
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"Weiss puts Winter to a solo combat test first, though?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Plan on having it happen during this arc?

(There she is...)

(...She's definitely part of the family we never had before. Let's just be honest with her.)
___

Hard to believe some of our own have explored or seen it more in-depth...E-Even...Even Undyne went on a space rescue mission lightyears away just last year.

...The prospect of going to the final frontier is pretty dangerous, I'm aware, b-but I'd like to travel to space someday, myself...

"Sudden Artemis?"
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(Curse it...) "In pain"

"He tried to hover out of the way!"

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Really? Like making me into a good knight?! One who can really fight? "Excited to learn since his combat skills are nowhere near on par with his dad's or even that of most other monsters in the kingdom"

Now I think yes

-She came to look after the kids and the plant-
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Aya: "How about we do try it? Though I would need to make some heavy preparations myself"

-SUDDEN ARTEMIS!-
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-It leaped, and hit, to tackle Specter-

-It's no normal horse-
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Gareth: "Sure~! If you are really up for it!"

That's a shame, it'd be really fascinating to see how other players took to the change...
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"Atalanta is ultimately able to escape what remains of the vine by slipping out of her boots, leaving them and her gloves behind for now."

"Toffee wasn't expecting her to escape already, so he wasn't prepared to block and reflect the arrows, instead firing off laser blasts at the arrows as he attempted to run for cover."

"He did get a little bit of power from other Souls he's stolen...He just hasn't used his full potential yet. And with how powerful he is already, that's a very bad thing. But at least two of the Grands are in the same place and aware of the situation at hand, now."
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Hey! Max!
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"HE'S STRUCK AND THE ROOM GOES DARK AS HE COLLAPSES FROM HIS WOUNDS!"

Zelda: "Maybe at some point..."
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Blake: "We need to find Hassan now..."
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Max Brass: "MAX BRASS!" -punches another-
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Byleth: "About time..."

-Ainz and the others see Nfirea's village has a wall built around it, and... There's goblins in the entrance?-

Osakabehime/Medea: "NOT GOBLINS!" -traumatized from watching Goblin Slayer-
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Atalanta: "Seems even you can't do perfect planning..." -Shoots an arrow aimed at a wal, which bounced off, targeting him-

Orion: "Where could that guy be?!"
Merlin: "Let my Clairvoyance check"
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-And he sees Coyle!-
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Guifei: "Ah~ Finally~"

Yang: "Maybe we shouldn't go just one at a time..."
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Kamui: -casually removing each and every arrow- "Are you done yet?"

Mordred: "That's the best plan, yes..."
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Kama: "Why yes, now I know it's better to let you go lose" :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"And then..."

"...Not sure what kind of expy to make out of Mettaton since a DJ would be a little too close to Underswap..."
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"Weiss puts Winter to a solo combat test first, though?"

-social media influencer?-
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-YES

Mordred: "That's the best plan, yes..."
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Kama: "Why yes, now I know it's better to let you go lose" :V

Yang: "It's four versus one!"
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Kamui: "Go loose...? So you want me to just destroy everything? And kill everyone?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Now I think yes

-She came to look after the kids and the plant-
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Aya: "How about we do try it? Though I would need to make some heavy preparations myself"

-SUDDEN ARTEMIS!-
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-It leaped, and hit, to tackle Specter-

-It's no normal horse-
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Gareth: "Sure~! If you are really up for it!"

Perfect timing.

"She sees the Frogadiers."
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We all would. After Toffee is defeated...In the mesntime, visiting other islands would also be nice.

"Startled awake"
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"He didnt expect that and was tackled."

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I am~!

-social media influencer?-
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-YES

""That's not a bad idea..."

"...It's Metalplier :V"
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"Dialogue?"

Zelda: "Maybe at some point..."
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Blake: "We need to find Hassan now..."
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Max Brass: "MAX BRASS!" -punches another-
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Byleth: "About time..."

-Ainz and the others see Nfirea's village has a wall built around it, and... There's goblins in the entrance?-

Osakabehime/Medea: "NOT GOBLINS!" -traumatized from watching Goblin Slayer-
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Atalanta: "Seems even you can't do perfect planning..." -Shoots an arrow aimed at a wal, which bounced off, targeting him-

Orion: "Where could that guy be?!"
Merlin: "Let my Clairvoyance check"
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-And he sees Coyle!-
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Guifei: "Ah~ Finally~"

Eugh. That's why I avoided that trash...
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"His wand-arm is impaled and numbed!"

"Can Merlin find him?"
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Max, look alive! Coyle's after you!
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Please...have mercy...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "It's four versus one!"
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Kamui: "Go loose...? So you want me to just destroy everything? And kill everyone?"

Drakkon: "Too many words"
Vita: "Quiet, you..."
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Kama: "Pretty much"

Perfect timing.

"She sees the Frogadiers."
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We all would. After Toffee is defeated...In the mesntime, visiting other islands would also be nice.

"Startled awake"
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"He didnt expect that and was tackled."

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I am~!

I know.

Semiramis: "Oh, it's you two"
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Aya: "We can try in the morning if Lusamine is willing to"

Atalanta: "Mother?!"
Artemis: "Yes~!"
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-And it rams on him-
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Gareth: "Then we'll start soon~!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Ainz and the others see Nfirea's village has a wall built around it, and... There's goblins in the entrance?-

Osakabehime/Medea: "NOT GOBLINS!" -traumatized from watching Goblin Slayer-
---
Atalanta: "Seems even you can't do perfect planning..." -Shoots an arrow aimed at a wal, which bounced off, targeting him-

Orion: "Where could that guy be?!"
Merlin: "Let my Clairvoyance check"
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-And he sees Coyle!-
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Guifei: "Ah~ Finally~"

Eugh. That's why I avoided that trash...
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"His wand-arm is impaled and numbed!"

"Can Merlin find him?"
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Max, look alive! Coyle's after you!
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Please...have mercy...

Zelda: "It'll be fine..."
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-can he?-
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Max Brass: "Coyle..."

-Shadow Border here?-
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Rook: "You never showed us any. Why would we?"

""That's not a bad idea..."

"...It's Metalplier :V"
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"Dialogue?"

-LMAO-
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Weiss: "Ready for solo training now?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Drakkon: "Too many words"
Vita: "Quiet, you..."
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Kama: "Pretty much"

Yang: "You know what? He's right. Let's skip to the good part."
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Kamui: "..." -a wicked grin on her face- "I might keep you alive if you know other good places to slaughter."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I know.

Semiramis: "Oh, it's you two"
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Aya: "We can try in the morning if Lusamine is willing to"

Atalanta: "Mother?!"
Artemis: "Yes~!"
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-And it rams on him-
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Gareth: "Then we'll start soon~!"

(Yes, it's us!)

(Hey, Lady Semiramis...))
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Sounds good!

(N-Now what...?)
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"He's launched into a wall, injured more from the impact of the ram than anything else."
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Hoho! I'm so excited for knight training!

-LMAO-
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Weiss: "Ready for solo training now?"

"He's still hosting a rigged game show, though."

"Which is what Jaune is put through right now."

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(Oh, right! Sure. Practice makes perfect.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

He's still hosting a rigged game show, though."

"Which is what Jaune is put through right now."

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(Oh, right! Sure. Practice makes perfect.)

Jaune: "Huh?"
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Weiss: "Let's do it then."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "Huh?"
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Weiss: "Let's do it then."

"Thankfully, the scientist is giving the player all the correct answers, even ones that seem obvious at first glance."

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(Ready!) "Taking a battle stance"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Thankfully, the scientist is giving the player all the correct answers, even ones that seem obvious at first glance."

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(Ready!) "Taking a battle stance"

Jaune: "...That's charming..."
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-BOARBATUSK-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "...That's charming..."
---
-BOARBATUSK-

"She seems nice..."
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(I've taken you on alone before, I can defeat you again!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"She seems nice..."
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(I've taken you on alone before, I can defeat you again!)

-indeed-
---
-SPIN ATTACK-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-indeed-
---
-SPIN ATTACK-

"Then a question about her favorite cartoon comes up, and she gives herself away by gushing on about it."
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"She runs around it and uses an Ice Beam!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Eugh. That's why I avoided that trash...
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"His wand-arm is impaled and numbed!"

"Can Merlin find him?"
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Max, look alive! Coyle's after you!
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Please...have mercy...

Zelda: "It'll be fine..."
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-can he?-
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Max Brass: "Coyle..."

-Shadow Border here?-
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Rook: "You never showed us any. Why would we?"

-The goblins seem ready to combat, and so are the adventurers...-

-Then, well, remember Ainz gave some young woman a horn when he rescued her that could summon goblins? Well, she appears and asks what's going on, and the goblins be like "Oh, hey boss"-

Medea/Osakabehime: "What?!"

-Yeah, turns out in this world, goblins are civilized and chill- :V
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-He does so-
Merlin: "Ah, he's on the other side of the base"

-She kept on shooting arrows at different parts of the wall, all angled so they go him-
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-It is there-
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-In fact Guifei has a tiny blue sun prepared to smack him with-

Yang: "You know what? He's right. Let's skip to the good part."
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Kamui: "..." -a wicked grin on her face- "I might keep you alive if you know other good places to slaughter."

-Vita and Alph both jump to him at once-
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Kama: "Aaaah~? Like where~? Maybe infirmaries~?"
-Her other self kid has some friends there, some magical kidsfrom another world, and that eldritch thing-

(Yes, it's us!)

(Hey, Lady Semiramis...))
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Sounds good!

(N-Now what...?)
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"He's launched into a wall, injured more from the impact of the ram than anything else."
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Hoho! I'm so excited for knight training!

Semiramis: "How have you been doing, little ones?"
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Aya: "Sure! Let's view some more"

Artemis: "I got an idea~!"
Atalanta: "Ah?"
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Scáthach: "The time has come!" -launched a rune that froze Koragg instantly from head to toe-
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-She couldn't help but headpat too-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Then a question about her favorite cartoon comes up, and she gives herself away by gushing on about it."
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"She runs around it and uses an Ice Beam!"

Jaune:
---
-it hits the armor!-

Vita and Alph both jump to him at once-
---
Kama: "Aaaah~? Like where~? Maybe infirmaries~?"
-Her other self kid has some friends there, some magical kidsfrom another world, and that eldritch thing-

-while Mordred and Yang rush at different sides of Drakkon, one in front, one behind-
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Kamui: "...You're enjoying how twisted I am, aren't you?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Semiramis: "How have you been doing, little ones?"
---
Aya: "Sure! Let's view some more"

Artemis: "I got an idea~!"
Atalanta: "Ah?"
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Scáthach: "The time has come!" -launched a rune that froze Koragg instantly from head to toe-
---
-She couldn't help but headpat too-

(We've been doing better.)

(We're notworrying about those jerks anymore.)
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"It's a beautiful night sky..."

(What would that be?)
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"Rockruff will attack on command!"
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"He's a cute monster kid. She can see why Charlotte took a liking to the little guy."

Jaune:
---
-it hits the armor!-

"Prompting an annoyed Metalplier to make the next question about who the scientist has a crush on."

"Answers include dino lady, the king, the human Jaune is playing as, and there's also a "Don't know" option."
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"Aurora Beam aimed at the nearest weak point!"

Zelda: "It'll be fine..."
---
-can he?-
---
Max Brass: "Coyle..."

-Shadow Border here?-
---
Rook: "You never showed us any. Why would we?"

-The goblins seem ready to combat, and so are the adventurers...-

-Then, well, remember Ainz gave some young woman a horn when he rescued her that could summon goblins? Well, she appears and asks what's going on, and the goblins be like "Oh, hey boss"-

Medea/Osakabehime: "What?!"

-Yeah, turns out in this world, goblins are civilized and chill- :V
----
-He does so-
Merlin: "Ah, he's on the other side of the base"

-She kept on shooting arrows at different parts of the wall, all angled so they go him-
----
-It is there-
----
-In fact Guifei has a tiny blue sun prepared to smack him with-

Looks like these ones aren't so bad!
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"They should be able to get there in time, Atalanta's doing a good job keeping Toffee busy."

"He would be able to reflect them if his arm weren't rendered number, but he still managed to use the wand to cast a more basic shield that lacked reflective properties."
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I'll watch the Shadow Border, you keep an eye out for Coyle!

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Please hear me out...

"Suddenly grew 100 times larger than his normal size, at least, an illusion of him did."
...I HAVE A DEAL TO OFFER!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-while Mordred and Yang rush at different sides of Drakkon, one in front, one behind-
---
Kamui: "...You're enjoying how twisted I am, aren't you?"

-He isn't moving-
---
Kama: "It makes eliminating others easier and puts Parvati to see more tragedy. It's a win for me"

(We've been doing better.)

(We're notworrying about those jerks anymore.)
___

"It's a beautiful night sky..."

(What would that be?)
___

"Rockruff will attack on command!"
___

"He's a cute monster kid. She can see why Charlotte took a liking to the little guy."

Semiramis: "The two enemy commanders?"
-----
-So much-

Artemis: "Let's make a trip to the seeeea~!"
-----
Scáthach: "Now's your chance!"
-----
-Quite, he asks more?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The goblins seem ready to combat, and so are the adventurers...-

-Then, well, remember Ainz gave some young woman a horn when he rescued her that could summon goblins? Well, she appears and asks what's going on, and the goblins be like "Oh, hey boss"-

Medea/Osakabehime: "What?!"

-Yeah, turns out in this world, goblins are civilized and chill- :V
----
-He does so-
Merlin: "Ah, he's on the other side of the base"

-She kept on shooting arrows at different parts of the wall, all angled so they go him-
----
-It is there-
----
-In fact Guifei has a tiny blue sun prepared to smack him with-

Looks like these ones aren't so bad!
___

"They should be able to get there in time, Atalanta's doing a good job keeping Toffee busy."

"He would be able to reflect them if his arm weren't rendered number, but he still managed to use the wand to cast a more basic shield that lacked reflective properties."
___

I'll watch the Shadow Border, you keep an eye out for Coyle!

___

Please hear me out...

"Suddenly grew 100 times larger than his normal size, at least, an illusion of him did."
...I HAVE A DEAL TO OFFER!

Zelda: "I told you so."
---
Blake: "Let's go!"
---
Max Brass: "...Isn't that what she'd want?"

-looks like his head isn't all just muscle-
---
Rook: "Whatever it is, no."

"Prompting an annoyed Metalplier to make the next question about who the scientist has a crush on."

"Answers include dino lady, the king, the human Jaune is playing as, and there's also a "Don't know" option."
___

"Aurora Beam aimed at the nearest weak point!"

-dino lady-
---
-IT WORKS-

-He isn't moving-
---
Kama: "It makes eliminating others easier and puts Parvati to see more tragedy. It's a win for me"

-DOUBLE ATTACK-
---
Kamui: "...It does mean more killing for me, so I'm fine with it."

-she's basically adult Killanna :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Looks like these ones aren't so bad!
___

"They should be able to get there in time, Atalanta's doing a good job keeping Toffee busy."

"He would be able to reflect them if his arm weren't rendered number, but he still managed to use the wand to cast a more basic shield that lacked reflective properties."
___

I'll watch the Shadow Border, you keep an eye out for Coyle!

___

Please hear me out...

"Suddenly grew 100 times larger than his normal size, at least, an illusion of him did."
...I HAVE A DEAL TO OFFER!

Zelda: "I told you so."
---
Blake: "Let's go!"
---
Max Brass: "...Isn't that what she'd want?"

-looks like his head isn't all just muscle-
---
Rook: "Whatever it is, no."

-The woman, Enri, is Nfirea's childhood friend, and he is more than clearly in love with her. She informs her of the attack that happened to the village and that her parents were amongst those killed, and that the goblins have helped them rebuild-

Osakabehime: "That's... Cute?"
-----
-They rush!-
-----
-Is that so?-

-Atalanta relentlessly kept on her assault-
-----
Guifei: "I'm gonna drop this sun on you"

-DOUBLE ATTACK-
---
Kamui: "...It does mean more killing for me, so I'm fine with it."

-she's basically adult Killanna :V-

-He swiftly opened a portal beneath him and the four clashed with each other-
----
Kama: "Sweet~ See ya then~"

"Prompting an annoyed Metalplier to make the next question about who the scientist has a crush on."

"Answers include dino lady, the king, the human Jaune is playing as, and there's also a "Don't know" option."

-dino lady-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Semiramis: "The two enemy commanders?"
-----
-So much-

Artemis: "Let's make a trip to the seeeea~!"
-----
Scáthach: "Now's your chance!"
-----
-Quite, he asks more?-

(...Yeah, them.)

(We don't think they're trouble anymore, but... We still don't want to see them again.)
___

"Then the sound of thunder in the distance."

(The Wind Hero's world?)
___

"ROCKRUFF IMMEDIATELY UNLEASHED ROCK SLIDE!"
___

What was your greatest adventure, Sir Gareth?

-dino lady-
---
-IT WORKS-

"Scientist blushes profusely while the robot reveals many embarrassing details about her crush."
___

"And another!"

What is this

Zelda: "I told you so."
---
Blake: "Let's go!"
---
Max Brass: "...Isn't that what she'd want?"

-looks like his head isn't all just muscle-
---
Rook: "Whatever it is, no."

-The woman, Enri, is Nfirea's childhood friend, and he is more than clearly in love with her. She informs her of the attack that happened to the village and that her parents were amongst those killed, and that the goblins have helped them rebuild-

Osakabehime: "That's... Cute?"
-----
-They rush!-
-----
-Is that so?-

-Atalanta relentlessly kept on her assault-
-----
Guifei: "I'm gonna drop this sun on you"

See? They're good monsters!
___

"To Hassan!"

"Eventually enough cells regenerate that he regains control of his arm, and starts reflecting the arrows back at her and Heshima again, the latter of whom swiftly runs out of the way."
___

..Right. I'll keep an eye out for both of them!
___

Hold up! Really! I'm prepared to make quite the offer, here! I'll help your people out! After all, they're probably all under attack by now, as I'm sure you've heard from them.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-He swiftly opened a portal beneath him and the four clashed with each other-
----
Kama: "Sweet~ See ya then~"

Yang: "...Okay, that was cool..."
---
-Tiki also made sure to warn as many people as possible of Kamui's new state, right?-

-The woman, Enri, is Nfirea's childhood friend, and he is more than clearly in love with her. She informs her of the attack that happened to the village and that her parents were amongst those killed, and that the goblins have helped them rebuild-

Osakabehime: "That's... Cute?"
-----
-They rush!-
-----
-Is that so?-

-Atalanta relentlessly kept on her assault-
-----
Guifei: "I'm gonna drop this sun on you"

See? They're good monsters!
___

"To Hassan!"

"Eventually enough cells regenerate that he regains control of his arm, and starts reflecting the arrows back at her and Heshima again, the latter of whom swiftly runs out of the way."
___

..Right. I'll keep an eye out for both of them!
___

Hold up! Really! I'm prepared to make quite the offer, here! I'll help your people out! After all, they're probably all under attack by now, as I'm sure you've heard from them.

Zelda: "Subverting expectations."
---
-TO HASSAN INDEED-
---
Max: "As will I!"
---
Rook: "Still no."

"Scientist blushes profusely while the robot reveals many embarrassing details about her crush."
___

"And another!"

Jaune: "Now that's just mean..."
---
-YES-

-Weiss cheering-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "Now that's just mean..."
---
-YES-

-Weiss cheering-

very... but at least he didn't explain it in song...in front of a massive crowd of people. still a jerk move regardless.

"Had heard about what happened to Star on Song Day, just before Toffee's return."
___

"She'd freeze the ground to make it slip the next time it tried a spin attack, then strike it with another Aurora Beam after that."

"She really is powerful for such a small Pokemon."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(...Yeah, them.)

(We don't think they're trouble anymore, but... We still don't want to see them again.)
___

"Then the sound of thunder in the distance."

(The Wind Hero's world?)
___

"ROCKRUFF IMMEDIATELY UNLEASHED ROCK SLIDE!"
___

What was your greatest adventure, Sir Gareth?

Semiramis: "I get it. I don't trust them either"
--------
Aya: "...Maybe we should enter now"

Artemis: "Well, yeah~!"
Atalanta: "Why...?"
--------
-Shattering the ice, and damaging the Wolf Knight-
--------
Gareth: "Oh, oh! Where should I begin?" -thus she begins to tell some of the battles and trials she's faced as a knight-

What is this

Kijyo Koyo, an oni that was said could shapeshift to a draconic form in legend... So they made her a dinosaur.

She from the same instalment as Voyager.

See? They're good monsters!
___

"To Hassan!"

"Eventually enough cells regenerate that he regains control of his arm, and starts reflecting the arrows back at her and Heshima again, the latter of whom swiftly runs out of the way."
___

..Right. I'll keep an eye out for both of them!
___

Hold up! Really! I'm prepared to make quite the offer, here! I'll help your people out! After all, they're probably all under attack by now, as I'm sure you've heard from them.

Zelda: "Subverting expectations."
---
-TO HASSAN INDEED-
---
Max: "As will I!"
---
Rook: "Still no."

-They're even training some of the villagers with bows and swords for self-defense-

Medea: "That's a... Good change of pace"
---
-He's taking heads- :V

-She must take a more careful approach now, for the moment just dodging-
---
-Welp-
---
-The others look unamused-

Yang: "...Okay, that was cool..."
---
-Tiki also made sure to warn as many people as possible of Kamui's new state, right?-

-He was approaching again, not even running or at a fast pace, just walking-
---
-Yep, she had no time to introduce herself to most people, but Shirou and their Fire starters being with them was enough proof they could trust her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Semiramis: "I get it. I don't trust them either"
--------
Aya: "...Maybe we should enter now"

Artemis: "Well, yeah~!"
Atalanta: "Why...?"
--------
-Shattering the ice, and damaging the Wolf Knight-
--------
Gareth: "Oh, oh! Where should I begin?" -thus she begins to tell some of the battles and trials she's faced as a knight-

Kijyo Koyo, an oni that was said could shapeshift to a draconic form in legend... So they made her a dinosaur.

She from the same instalment as Voyager.

(Neither does Jack...Or almost anyone else...)

(I kinda just wish they weren't here...But forget that, we've been worrying about them for too long. I just want to stay with our family and have things be normal. We'll fight when there's an actual fight at hand!)
___

U-Uh oh. Yeah, I'm not gonna risk any damage to this telescope... "Packing up her equipment. Rain starts to fall shortly after she's done."

(You did want to plan a trip at some point, I recall...)
___

"He follows up with two Rock Throws in rapid succession!"
___

"Lancer listening with excitement and wonder."

Not quite as unusual as Voyager, but this one's up there lol.

...Then again Mario can also be a dinosaur now, so maybe it's not so strange after all.

Zelda: "Subverting expectations."
---
-TO HASSAN INDEED-
---
Max: "As will I!"
---
Rook: "Still no."

-They're even training some of the villagers with bows and swords for self-defense-

Medea: "That's a... Good change of pace"
---
-He's taking heads- :V

-She must take a more careful approach now, for the moment just dodging-
---
-Welp-
---
-The others look unamused-

Have you actually seen any other anime with goblins in it besides that infamous one?

___

"...Yeah, they probably shouldn't have expected anything else. "

"Heshima using Spark to try and paralyze him, and Swift to hit him with a flurry of ranged attacks that don't miss."

"Unfortunately, Toffee's shielding spell allows him to reflect everything back at them."

"Their constant attacks are the one reason he hasn't used many offensive spells yet, as Atalanta's attacks in particular are efficient enough that she's keeping him constantly on the defensive."
___

...You people are impossible to work with.

Marco: WHERE'S STAR?!

Moon: Tell us where my daughter is immediately or Guifei here will make you regret ever taking part in this wretched scheme!

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Neither does Jack...Or almost anyone else...)

(I kinda just wish they weren't here...But forget that, we've been worrying about them for too long. I just want to stay with our family and have things be normal. We'll fight when there's an actual fight at hand!)
___

U-Uh oh. Yeah, I'm not gonna risk any damage to this telescope... "Packing up her equipment. Rain starts to fall shortly after she's done."

(You did want to plan a trip at some point, I recall...)
___

"He follows up with two Rock Throws in rapid succession!"
___

"Lancer listening with excitement and wonder."

Not quite as unusual as Voyager, but this one's up there lol.

...Then again Mario can also be a dinosaur now, so maybe it's not so strange after all.

Semiramis: "Good, I can count on you two to protect her, right?"
---
-Aya quickly gets back to the building-

Artemis: "So this is a good opportunity~!"
---
-Continue!-
---
Gareth: "And that's all I did before the rebellion!"

I mean, they turned Attila the Hun into a girl and then revealed she was an alien that was made to destroy the planet as a giant engulfed in life that was stopped by Excalibur.

So yeah, they like making weird stuff.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Semiramis: "Good, I can count on you two to protect her, right?"
---
-Aya quickly gets back to the building-

Artemis: "So this is a good opportunity~!"
---
-Continue!-
---
Gareth: "And that's all I did before the rebellion!"

I mean, they turned Attila the Hun into a girl and then revealed she was an alien that was made to destroy the planet as a giant engulfed in life that was stopped by Excalibur.

So yeah, they like making weird stuff.

(Always!)

(Jack's our trainer and our family. Of course you can. We're always gonna be there for her.)

(...Hey, Semiramis? We know you're plenty capable of defending yourself, but...)

(We wanna protect you, too...)
___

"Managing to avoid rainfall just in time for once."

(Hmm. Atalanta, what do you think?)
___

"A Rock Throw and Rock Tomb from virtually every direction...."
___

Amazing! ...And what rebellion?

They've done some really crazy stuff with some historical and mythological characters.

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Always!)

(Jack's our trainer and our family. Of course you can. We're always gonna be there for her.)

(...Hey, Semiramis? We know you're plenty capable of defending yourself, but...)

(We wanna protect you, too...)
___

"Managing to avoid rainfall just in time for once."

(Hmm. Atalanta, what do you think?)
___

"A Rock Throw and Rock Tomb from virtually every direction...."
___

Amazing! ...And what rebellion?

They've done some really crazy stuff with some historical and mythological characters.

Semiramis: "Excuse me?"
---
Aya: Ha! Take that, weather!

Atalanta: "Hmmm, you think it's favorable?"
Artemis: "Sure~! I'd just need to tell Din, Nayru and Farore~!"
Atalanta: "...Who?"
---
-It seems he's fallen...-
---
Gareth: "The rebellion caused by Sir Mordred to take over the kingdom"

Pretty much, it's amusing to see what they will come up next

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Semiramis: "Excuse me?"
---
Aya: Ha! Take that, weather!

Atalanta: "Hmmm, you think it's favorable?"
Artemis: "Sure~! I'd just need to tell Din, Nayru and Farore~!"
Atalanta: "...Who?"
---
-It seems he's fallen...-
---
Gareth: "The rebellion caused by Sir Mordred to take over the kingdom"

Pretty much, it's amusing to see what they will come up next

(W-Well, yeah. we do...)

(It's true. Right, bro?)

(...Yes. To be honest, Semiramis, we think of you as our family, too...)
___

Everything okay, Aya? You look proud of something all of the sudden!

(...I'm just going to assume they're more deities you know and not question further.)
___

Specter: "Weak and in pain" ...Is this Knight no more?

"Rockruff retains a battle stance in case he gets back up."
___

The same one with Chaldea...

Maybe they'll be a Servant bases on the Curiosity rover someday.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

very... but at least he didn't explain it in song...in front of a massive crowd of people. still a jerk move regardless.

"Had heard about what happened to Star on Song Day, just before Toffee's return."
___

"She'd freeze the ground to make it slip the next time it tried a spin attack, then strike it with another Aurora Beam after that."

"She really is powerful for such a small Pokemon."

Jaune: "...Fair enough."
---
Weiss: I wonder how much stronger she'd be if she evolved...

-He was approaching again, not even running or at a fast pace, just walking-
---
-Yep, she had no time to introduce herself to most people, but Shirou and their Fire starters being with them was enough proof they could trust her-

-IS HE JUST GONNA WALK FORWARD AND DOWN SMASH? :V-
---
Palu: "... Is there a way to stop her before she does anything terrible?"
-They're even training some of the villagers with bows and swords for self-defense-

Medea: "That's a... Good change of pace"
---
-He's taking heads- :V

-She must take a more careful approach now, for the moment just dodging-
---
-Welp-
---
-The others look unamused-

Have you actually seen any other anime with goblins in it besides that infamous one?

___

"...Yeah, they probably shouldn't have expected anything else. "

"Heshima using Spark to try and paralyze him, and Swift to hit him with a flurry of ranged attacks that don't miss."

"Unfortunately, Toffee's shielding spell allows him to reflect everything back at them."

"Their constant attacks are the one reason he hasn't used many offensive spells yet, as Atalanta's attacks in particular are efficient enough that she's keeping him constantly on the defensive."
___

...You people are impossible to work with.

Marco: WHERE'S STAR?!

Moon: Tell us where my daughter is immediately or Guifei here will make you regret ever taking part in this wretched scheme!

Zelda: "No..."
---
Blake: "Hassan!"
---
Coyle and Jenny unreplied, KoP
---
Byleth/Rook: "She won't be the only one."