Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-Some thought it looked adorable-
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-One got their face clawed-
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She'll need mental health therapy, hope you can provide it.

"It's a wolf-like puppy, so of course they did. "
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"The monster in question is lucky to still be alive."
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We've helped her once before...I think we can manage to help her again.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Amethyst: Welp! This oughta be fun to watch!
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Connie: I sure hope it isn't. But there's only way to find out...And that's finding her.

Euryale: "So, we gonna actually move now?"
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Kuro: "Hm, fine, let's get that dealt with"

-A Zerk throws Daruk?-
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Kanna: "Agreed."

Harleen: "Let's go then."

Not really, he and Soundwave's minions always gathered information from us like that.
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Front-loader robot: "Oh, but that's what will make it fun"

Jaune: "Oh..."
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Deadpool: "I hate this..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"It's a wolf-like puppy, so of course they did. "
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"The monster in question is lucky to still be alive."
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We've helped her once before...I think we can manage to help her again.

-Everyone loves puppies-
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-But it was obvious the bot wasn't having the intention to let them live-
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Hm... Ah, bingo!

Amethyst: Welp! This oughta be fun to watch!
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Connie: I sure hope it isn't. But there's only way to find out...And that's finding her.

-A Zerk throws Daruk?-
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Kanna: "Agreed."

Harleen: "Let's go then."

-Not yet lol, but they start to walk out...-
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-Thus they start to distribute the printed drawing of the Aquamarine-

Jaune: "Oh..."
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Deadpool: "I hate this..."

Ah, I see some of your allies now!
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Front-loader Robot: "We hate you too" -Shoots-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Everyone loves puppies-
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-But it was obvious the bot wasn't having the intention to let them live-
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Hm... Ah, bingo!

"Who doesn't?"

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"They all get into a circular formation to try and spot the enemy from any direction."
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Got it tuned?

-A Zerk throws Daruk?-
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Kanna: "Agreed."

Harleen: "Let's go then."

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-Not yet lol, but they start to walk out...-
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-Thus they start to distribute the printed drawing of the Aquamarine-

"Does something await them as they leave?"
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"For she's missing. And so is her "dad"."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Who doesn't?"

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"They all get into a circular formation to try and spot the enemy from any direction."
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Got it tuned?

-Heartless monsters-
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-But not from the center-
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Yeah, should be able to speak to him now.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Heartless monsters-
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-But not from the center-
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Yeah, should be able to speak to him now.

"Happy with his new trainer. He knows he's gonna make Cu proud."
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"They have some back to back, too...And one monster looking straight up."

"They're either smart or paranoid."

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"Does Wheeljack try that and succeed?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Happy with his new trainer. He knows he's gonna make Cu proud."
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"They have some back to back, too...And one monster looking straight up."

"They're either smart or paranoid."

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"Does Wheeljack try that and succeed?"

Cu: Will have to get him something to sleep on.
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-And saw the bat-like bot perching-
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Omega! Can you hear us, Omega?

Identified: Wheeljack. Response: Affirmative.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: Will have to get him something to sleep on.
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-And saw the rat-like bot perching-
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Omega! Can you hear us, Omega?

Identified: Wheeljack. Response: Affirmative.

"He'd like a nice comfy bed "

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"They all attacked it with bullet-hell magic projectiles!"
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(Finally, some functional long-distance communication!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ah, I see some of your allies now!
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Front-loader Robot: "We hate you too" -Shoots-

Jaune: "Great..." -sick!-
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-DODGE-

-Not yet lol, but they start to walk out...-
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-Thus they start to distribute the printed drawing of the Aquamarine-

"Does something await them as they leave?"
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"For she's missing. And so is her "dad"."

Daruk: "Awww, really?"
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Kanna: I hope we find her...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He'd like a nice comfy bed "

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"They all attacked it with bullet-hell magic projectiles!"
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(Finally, some functional long-distance communication!)

-He'll probably let him sleep on his couch-
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-The metallic bat dodged with flight-
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Omega, a relieve to hear your voice. Where are you?

State: Travelling. Destination: Yours.

"Does something await them as they leave?"
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"For she's missing. And so is her "dad"."

Daruk: "Awww, really?"
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Kanna: I hope we find her...

-Then the ground starts to shake...-
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Abigail: I do too, what if she's crying now?

Jaune: "Great..." -sick!-
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-DODGE-

-And so Bumblebee finally stopped upon reaching them-
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Crane robot: "Stay still!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And so Bumblebee finally stopped upon reaching them-
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Crane robot: "Stay still!"

Jaune: -dissy-
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-he wiggles constantly-

-Then the ground starts to shake...-
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Abigail: I do too, what if she's crying now?

Daruk: "W-What's going on?"

Revali: -smugly flying, so he doesn't feel it-
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Kanna: She must be so lonely... I want to help her even more now!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: -dissy-
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-he wiggles constantly-

Are you okay, Jaune?
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-Somewhere in Vigrid, an Umbra Witch sneezed-

Front-loader Robot: "You know what? This one's annoying enough, Constructicons, form Devastator!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Daruk: "Awww, really?"
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Kanna: I hope we find her...

-Then the ground starts to shake...-
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Abigail: I do too, what if she's crying now?


"

Oh come on! Now what?!

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"If she's really just a young, lost and childlike Gem who's lived her entire life here on Earth, having been cared for by a human...They simply must help her reunite with her dad. Wherever he is..."

-He'll probably let him sleep on his couch-
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-The metallic bat dodged with flight-
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Omega, a relieve to hear your voice. Where are you?

State: Travelling. Destination: Yours.

"He'd like that, too. "

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"Even the greatest warriors among them had much trouble landing any hits..."
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"Better give him a warning of what this place is like right now..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Daruk: "W-What's going on?"

Revali: -smugly flying, so he doesn't feel it-
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Kanna: She must be so lonely... I want to help her even more now!

Oh come on! Now what?!

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"If she's really just a young, lost and childlike Gem who's lived her entire life here on Earth, having been cared for by a human...They simply must help her reunite with her dad. Wherever he is..."

Amakusa: "E-Earthquake!"

Cleopatra: -Hovering- "No, I think there's someone here"
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Abigail: Me too! To be lonely, I don't want to imagine that again!

"He'd like that, too. "

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"Even the greatest warriors among them had much trouble landing any hits..."
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"Better give him a warning of what this place is like right now..."

-Then the ground shaked-
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-He also shot a small blast from the shadows-
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We found both humanity and Cons, buddy, the former enslaved by the latter.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Are you okay, Jaune?
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-Somewhere in Vigrid, an Umbra Witch sneezed-

Front-loader Robot: "You know what? This one's annoying enough, Constructicons, form Devastator!"

Jaune: "Y-Yeah..."
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Deadpool: "Diva-what?"

Oh come on! Now what?!

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"If she's really just a young, lost and childlike Gem who's lived her entire life here on Earth, having been cared for by a human...They simply must help her reunite with her dad. Wherever he is..."

Amakusa: "E-Earthquake!"

Cleopatra: -Hovering- "No, I think there's someone here"
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Abigail: Me too! To be lonely, I don't want to imagine that again!

Link: "Someone big..."
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Kanna: Same here...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Y-Yeah..."
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Deadpool: "Diva-what?"

Sorry if it was too fast.
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-He saw them pulling a Voltron and combining!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

EDIT: Resuming normal activity starting now!

-Then the ground shaked-
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-He also shot a small blast from the shadows-
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We found both humanity and Cons, buddy, the former enslaved by the latter.

ROCK! Ruff? (AUGH! What's that?!)

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"Hitting a wizard-like monster in the process."
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"Some having even been horribly experimented on..."

Amakusa: "E-Earthquake!"

Cleopatra: -Hovering- "No, I think there's someone here"
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Abigail: Me too! To be lonely, I don't want to imagine that again!

Link: "Someone big..."
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Kanna: Same here...

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS...

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"The poor girl must feel so lost and lonely right now..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Link: "Someone big..."
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Kanna: Same here...

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS...

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"The poor girl must feel so lost and lonely right now..."

Artemis: -Also hovering- "Or someone of great strength, at least!"
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-They can't begin to imagine-

-They keep on giving fliers to people-

ROCK! Ruff? (AUGH! What's that?!)

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"Hitting a wizard-like monster in the process."
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"Some having even been horribly experimented on..."

Cu: "Oh, not something like this now!"
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Ratbat: As expected, they're like anyone, are weak to what's hidden!
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And some details that no one would really want or deserve to know.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Since I nearly forgot to say it in my last post: I can resume normal activity again. Starting now!

Cu: "Oh, not something like this now!"
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Ratbat: As expected, they're like anyone, are weak to what's hidden!
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And some details that no one would really want or deserve to know.

(Something really big is around here!)

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"One monster that's almost more eye than anything else is trying to locate the Decepticon."
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"He can still make his way here, but has to be careful, lest he get captured as well and separated from his recently freed comrades."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sorry if it was too fast.
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-He saw them pulling a Voltron and combining!-

Jaune: "I-It's alright."
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-O NO-

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS...

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"The poor girl must feel so lost and lonely right now..."

Artemis: -Also hovering- "Or someone of great strength, at least!"
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-They can't begin to imagine-

-They keep on giving fliers to people-

Pandora: -hovering too- "Probably a tough one too."

Frank: "Lucky hoverers..."
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-determined to find the Gem!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Artemis: -Also hovering- "Or someone of great strength, at least!"
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-They can't begin to imagine-

-They keep on giving fliers to people-

Pandora: "Probably a tough one too."

Frank: "Lucky hoverers..."
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-determined to find the Gem!-

"Hovering with her rocket boots...and hair."

Probably not a friend, and instead just another foe...
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"As some hours pass, there's few responses, and none of the responses they do get prove to be of any help..."

Phantump...? (Have you searched for her in the forest...?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Something really big is around here!)

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"One monster that's almost more eye than anything else is trying to locate the Decepticon."
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"He can still make his way here, but has to be careful, lest he get captured as well and separated from his recently freed comrades."

Cu: "Ugh, where is it? Must be one of them!"
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-There he is! On the ceiling!-
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You need to be careful out there, maybe camouflage with the surroundings, if we don't want you captured. Who knows if they brought Trypticon or someone like that?

Understood.

Jaune: "I-It's alright."
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-O NO-

Hello, you all!

-Jaune sees Gaster and Toriel again-
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-OH YES-

Pandora: -hovering too- "Probably a tough one too."

Frank: "Lucky hoverers..."
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-determined to find the Gem!-

"Hovering with her rocket boots...and hair."

Probably not a friend, and instead just another foe...
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"As some hours pass, there's few responses, and none of the responses they do get prove to be of any help..."

Phantump...? (Have you searched for her in the forest...?)

Artemis: "Don't worry you all! We're going to save you!"

Cleopatra: "And we must find the source first"
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Bunyan: "The forest? Hmmm, maybe she could be there alright"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Hovering with her rocket boots...and hair."

Probably not a friend, and instead just another foe...
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"As some hours pass, there's few responses, and none of the responses they do get prove to be of any help..."

Phantump...? (Have you searched for her in the forest...?)

Artemis: "Don't worry you all! We're going to save you!"

Cleopatra: "And we must find the source first"
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Bunyan: "The forest? Hmmm, maybe she could be there alright"

Phosphora: -also hovering :V- "Maybe I should scout? I'm quick enough to get away."
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Kanna: "Where we found you?" -to Phantump-

Hello, you all!

-Jaune sees Gaster and Toriel again-
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-OH YES-

Jaune: "Gaster!"
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Deadpool: -gulps- "S-Still not as bad as Juggernaut..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Gaster!"
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Deadpool: -gulps- "S-Still not as bad as Juggernaut..."

Yes, it's him!

-He also sees two other large robots with them-
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-The mechanical Devastator roared and tried to catch him on his hands-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Ugh, where is it? Must be one of them!"
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-There he is! On the ceiling!-
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You need to be careful out there, maybe camouflage with the surroundings, if we don't want you captured. Who knows if they brought Trypticon or someone like that?

Understood.

(I know they can't stop the two of us!)
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"They fire their magical attacks in that direction!"
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(Let's hope he arrives soon...And safely.)

Artemis: "Don't worry you all! We're going to save you!"

Cleopatra: "And we must find the source first"
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Bunyan: "The forest? Hmmm, maybe she could be there alright"

Phosphora: -also hovering :V- "Maybe I should scout? I'm quick enough to get away."
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Kanna: "Where we found you?" -to Phantump-

Sounds like a good idea to me.
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Phantump...(Maybe she got lost there...or is hiding because she's alone and scared...Kinda like I was...)

Hello, you all!

-Jaune sees Gaster and Toriel again-
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"

Jaune: "Gaster!"
"

If it isn't Jaune Arc! It's good to see you back here in one piece, young man. You've done some excellent work in helping all those enslaved civilians escape safely.

Indeed. I'm certain the rest of your team will be proud!

"Wondering what their next move should be, since they're all here now."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphora: -also hovering :V- "Maybe I should scout? I'm quick enough to get away."
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Kanna: "Where we found you?" -to Phantump-

Sounds like a good idea to me.
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Phantump...(Maybe she got lost there...or is hiding because she's alone and scared...Kinda like I was...)

Cleopatra: "I suppose I can go too"

Artemis: "Hey! I can too!"
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Bunyan: "In that case we'll look in every corner, right, Babe?"

-Babe the Blue Ox just nodded while in Bunyan's arms-

-And it was then that the Pokémon noticed said round and small ox-

(I know they can't stop the two of us!)
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"They fire their magical attacks in that direction!"
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(Let's hope he arrives soon...And safely.)

-The ground still shaking-
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-And while Ratbat manage to evade some, he's eventually hit by one-
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Oh, and it's good to hear from you again.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yes, it's him!

-He also sees two other large robots with them-
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-The mechanical Devastator roared and tried to catch him on his hands-

If it isn't Jaune Arc! It's good to see you back here in one piece, young man. You've done some excellent work in helping all those enslaved civilians escape safely.

Indeed. I'm certain the rest of your team will be proud!

"Wondering what their next move should be, since they're all here now."

Jaune: "And who are those?"
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-but he quick-

Sounds like a good idea to me.
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Phantump...(Maybe she got lost there...or is hiding because she's alone and scared...Kinda like I was...)

Cleopatra: "I suppose I can go too"

Artemis: "Hey! I can too!"
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Bunyan: "In that case we'll look in every corner, right, Babe?"

-Babe the Blue Ox just nodded while in Bunyan's arms-

-And it was then that the Pokémon noticed said round and small ox-

Palu: "Let's not send too many people..."
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Kanna: -petting said ox-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cleopatra: "I suppose I can go too"

Artemis: "Hey! I can too!"
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Bunyan: "In that case we'll look in every corner, right, Babe?"

-Babe the Blue Ox just nodded while in Bunyan's arms-

-And it was then that the Pokémon noticed said round and small ox-

Palu: "Let's not send too many people..."
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Kanna: -petting said ox-

I'll go too! She's right, though. The rest of you should stay behind and stick together.

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Specter: Just remember to not stray apart. We don't yet know what's behind all these disappearances and if it could affect any of us.

Phantump? Phantump! (Oh? Another friend!)

Yes, it's him!

-He also sees two other large robots with them-

Jaune: "And who are those?"
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-but he quick-

Two friends and associates of Bumble Bee.

"Allowing Wheeljack and Grimlock to introduce themselves."

-The ground still shaking-
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-And while Ratbat manage to evade some, he's eventually hit by one-
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Oh, and it's good to hear from you again.

"He was starting to seem kind of nervous, but stood his ground and just growled."

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"A female, knight-like monster tried to smash the Decepticon with her heavy staff."

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(It's always a pleasure to reunite with one's friends.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "Let's not send too many people..."
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Kanna: -petting said ox-

I'll go too! She's right, though. The rest of you should stay behind and stick together.

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Specter: Just remember to not stray apart. We don't yet know what's behind all these disappearances and if it could affect any of us.

Phantump? Phantump! (Oh? Another friend!)

Cleopatra: "Those of us wh hover will do so"

Artemis: "Leave it to us!"
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Kiara: "And if there's anything dangerous, don't hesitate on self-defense"

Bunyan: "Ah, right, I forgot to present you and Babe!"

Babe: -Cute ox noises from the petting-

Jaune: "And who are those?"
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-but he quick-

Hey there, name's Wheeljack! Don't worry, we're on your side.

Me Grimlock is strongest!
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-Devastator keeps trying to do so-

"He was starting to seem kind of nervous, but stood his ground and just growled."

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"A female, knight-like monster tried to smash the Decepticon with her heavy staff."

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(It's always a pleasure to reunite with one's friends.)

Cu: "Yeah, at this point, no doubt it's artificial earthquake"
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-At least one of his wings got smashed-
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Affirmative as well.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Yeah, at this point, no doubt it's artificial earthquake"
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-At least one of his wings got smashed-
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Affirmative as well.

"Nobody here doubts that."

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"Does it slow Ratbat down?"
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"Will he arrive soon?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Nobody here doubts that."

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"Does it slow Ratbat down?"
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"Will he arrive soon?"

-And that's why the hovering people will go search-
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-Yes, wincing in pain-
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-He'll arrive when it's needed-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'll go too! She's right, though. The rest of you should stay behind and stick together.

___

Specter: Just remember to not stray apart. We don't yet know what's behind all these disappearances and if it could affect any of us.

Phantump? Phantump! (Oh? Another friend!)

Cleopatra: "Those of us wh hover will do so"

Artemis: "Leave it to us!"
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Kiara: "And if there's anything dangerous, don't hesitate on self-defense"

Bunyan: "Ah, right, I forgot to present you and Babe!"

Babe: -Cute ox noises from the petting-

Phosphora: "Yeah, we'll be fine."
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Kanna: "Awwwww~ Can I hug~?"

Two friends and associates of Bumble Bee.

"Allowing Wheeljack and Grimlock to introduce themselves."

Hey there, name's Wheeljack! Don't worry, we're on your side.

Me Grimlock is strongest!
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-Devastator keeps trying to do so-

Jaune: "Nice to meet you, I guess. I'm Jaune Arc."
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-BAMF-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Nice to meet you, I guess. I'm Jaune Arc."
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-BAMF-

Another Chaldean, right?
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-Where did he go?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And that's why the hovering people will go search-
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-Yes, wincing in pain-
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-He'll arrive when it's needed-

"Rockruff wants to fight it if it's a threat."
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"The monsters charge at it!"
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"Got it!"

That settles that. Seems we contacted him just in time.

Cleopatra: "Those of us wh hover will do so"

Artemis: "Leave it to us!"
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Kiara: "And if there's anything dangerous, don't hesitate on self-defense"

Bunyan: "Ah, right, I forgot to present you and Babe!"

Babe: -Cute ox noises from the petting-

Phosphora: "Yeah, we'll be fine."
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Kanna: "Awwwww~ Can I hug~?"

-

We'll totally be fine! It's just another day at work!

"So they go scouting."
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!Phantump? (Can I pet it, too?)

Hey there, name's Wheeljack! Don't worry, we're on your side.

Me Grimlock is strongest!

Jaune: "Nice to meet you, I guess. I'm Jaune Arc."

I came across Wheeljack when I was searching the lab. He's a fellow scientist, and ended up being forced into the role of an assistant to the Decepticons' own scientist. I helped him escape, and from there we tracked down Grimlock and Bumble Bee so that we could free them as well.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphora: "Yeah, we'll be fine."
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Kanna: "Awwwww~ Can I hug~?"

We'll totally be fine! It's just another day at work!

"So they go scouting."
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!Phantump? (Can I pet it, too?)

Artemis: "I hear some pounding noises..."
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Bunyan: "Go on! He likes it!"

"Rockruff wants to fight it if it's a threat."
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"The monsters charge at it!"
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"Got it!"

That settles that. Seems we contacted him just in time.

-From the looks of it, so does his trainer-
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-Ratbat sht lasers from his back-
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For good, now, any idea for our next move?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Another Chaldean, right?
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-Where did he go?-

I came across Wheeljack when I was searching the lab. He's a fellow scientist, and ended up being forced into the role of an assistant to the Decepticons' own scientist. I helped him escape, and from there we tracked down Grimlock and Bumble Bee so that we could free them as well.

Jaune: "Good to hear."
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-behind him-

We'll totally be fine! It's just another day at work!

"So they go scouting."
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!Phantump? (Can I pet it, too?)

Artemis: "I hear some pounding noises..."
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Bunyan: "Go on! He likes it!"

-what do they see?-
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-DWAGON HUGGING THE OX-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Good to hear."
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-behind him-

Bee must have already filled you in on our imprisonment, am I right?
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-Oh my, and what he'll do?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-From the looks of it, so does his trainer-
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-Ratbat sht lasers from his back-
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For good, now, any idea for our next move?

(We can take these guys on!)

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"Some were able to avoid the blasts, but most were not so fortunate."
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I'd advise meeting up with the rest of Chaldea.

Bee must have already filled you in on our imprisonment, am I right?
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-Oh my, and what he'll do?-

Jaune: "Good to hear."
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-behind him-

I think it's about time we rendezvous with the others. Are all of you ready to move out?

Artemis: "I hear some pounding noises..."
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Bunyan: "Go on! He likes it!"

-what do they see?-
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-DWAGON HUGGING THE OX-

What is it?
___

"While the Phantump pet the ox."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-what do they see?-
---
-DWAGON HUGGING THE OX-

What is it?
___

"While the Phantump pet the ox."

Artemis: "Comes from there!" -Left-
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-With the ox smiling very happily-

(We can take these guys on!)

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"Some were able to avoid the blasts, but most were not so fortunate."
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I'd advise meeting up with the rest of Chaldea.

Cu: "Yes!" -Trips because earthquake-
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-Ratbat begins to take flight once more-
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Smart idea.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Yes!" -Trips because earthquake-
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-Ratbat begins to take flight once more-
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Smart idea.

(Master! Are you okay?)
___

"Some flying knight-like monsters try to pursue him."
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the others should be more than relieved to know we're not in this fight alone.