Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey, are you okay inside there?
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-The Cement-mixer truck thinks he's got it... Then the bomb exploded and damaged the barrel-

Jaune: "Y-Yeah..."
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Deadpool: "Can't stop me, *****!"

JUST DON'T ATTEMPT TO CLOG IT WITH ANY OF YOUR FINGERS. THAT ONLY WORKS IN CHILDREN'S CARTOONS.

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"Connie's looked pretty accurate...if in anime-style."

Euryale: "If it's any of you, I'd say it was a pleasure to having shared roof with you... But it cracks my nerves"

Martha: "Even so, they maybe have a point"
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-Well, she and Specter are currently the only non-anime people there right now, so they don't see any issue-

Daruk: "I've got an idea!" -looks at the nearest Zerk- "Throw me!"
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Kanna: "That looks great~!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Euryale: "If it's any of you, I'd say it was a pleasure to having shared roof with you... But it cracks my nerves"

Martha: "Even so, they maybe have a point"
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-Well, she and Specter are currently the only non-anime people there right now, so they don't see any issue-

Daruk: "I've got an idea!" -looks at the nearest Zerk- "Throw me!"
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Kanna: "That looks great~!"

You wanna clog that laser cannon up using yourself?

Steven: Well, he does have a really powerful shield! He could probably survive it!

That plan sounds equally crazy and awesome. And it just might work!
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"Fair point"

Connie: Really? I was worried I made one eye bigger than the other.

"The drawing looks like this:"

Spoiler

"It's probably as close of a match as they're gonna get at this rate."

Atalanta: "Hopefully they can't do this again..."
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-I need to think of a way, lol-

(There's no way for us to know if they have another unit like Bombshell. We'll have to keep a close eye on ourselves from here on out, we can't afford to let them implant any devices like those on any of us again.)
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"Fair enough lol"
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"Is Bumble Bee on his way back, yet?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Y-Yeah..."
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Deadpool: "Can't stop me, *****!"

Good, we'll be going to a few of your friends soon.
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-The cement-mixer truck threw him out while shrieking in pain-

Daruk: "I've got an idea!" -looks at the nearest Zerk- "Throw me!"
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Kanna: "That looks great~!"

You wanna clog that laser cannon up using yourself?

Steven: Well, he does have a really powerful shield! He could probably survive it!

That plan sounds equally crazy and awesome. And it just might work!
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"Fair point"

Connie: Really? I was worried I made one eye bigger than the other.

"The drawing looks like this:"

Spoiler

"It's probably as close of a match as they're gonna get at this rate."

Euryale: "It is crazy..."

Martha: "But also could work, if his protection ability can indicate"
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Illya: "I don't see what's the issue, looks fine by me"

Alice: "Let's print it then?"

(There's no way for us to know if they have another unit like Bombshell. We'll have to keep a close eye on ourselves from here on out, we can't afford to let them implant any devices like those on any of us again.)
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"Fair enough lol"
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"Is Bumble Bee on his way back, yet?"

Amakusa: "Hm, that other purple gun robot is gone by now"
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-Just a normal Decepticons or a Combiner, hmmm...-
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-By this point, yes-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You wanna clog that laser cannon up using yourself?

Steven: Well, he does have a really powerful shield! He could probably survive it!

That plan sounds equally crazy and awesome. And it just might work!
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"Fair point"

Connie: Really? I was worried I made one eye bigger than the other.

"The drawing looks like this:"

"It's probably as close of a match as they're gonna get at this rate."

Euryale: "It is crazy..."

Martha: "But also could work, if his protection ability can indicate"
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Illya: "I don't see what's the issue, looks fine by me"

Alice: "Let's print it then?"

Urbosa: "I have full confidence in Daruk's plan. If anyone can clog that cannon and survive at the same time, it's him."

-fellow Champions nodded-
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Kanna: "Maybe color it first?"

Good, we'll be going to a few of your friends soon.
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-The cement-mixer truck threw him out while shrieking in pain-

Jaune: "Thanks..."
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Deadpool: "What a shame. The cement started to be comfortable..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Thanks..."
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Deadpool: "What a shame. The cement started to be comfortable..."

I think we've lost Rumble...
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Cement-Mixer Robot: "You drat! I'm ging to take more joy in dissecting you now!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I think we've lost Rumble...
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Cement-Mixer Robot: "You drat! I'm ging to take more joy in dissecting you now!"

Jaune: "I hope so..."
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Deadpool: "Good luck with that." -SLICE-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "I hope so..."
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Deadpool: "Good luck with that." -SLICE-

Never thought I'd be glad he transforms into a tape...
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Cement-Mixer robot: "Ow! My finger!"

Bulldozer robot: -Rams on Wade-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Euryale: "It is crazy..."

Martha: "But also could work, if his protection ability can indicate"
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Illya: "I don't see what's the issue, looks fine by me"

Alice: "Let's print it then?"

Urbosa: "I have full confidence in Daruk's plan. If anyone can clog that cannon and survive at the same time, it's him."

-fellow Champions nodded-
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Kanna: "Maybe color it first?"

Guess that settles it, then!
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"She fills it in with blue."

"Even more accurate now :V"

Amakusa: "Hm, that other purple gun robot is gone by now"
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-Just a normal Decepticons or a Combiner, hmmm...-
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-By this point, yes-

(...That's right. He must've run off...But why?)
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"Who could it be...?"
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"With Jaune, of course."

We can now confirm that everyone is out safely.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "I have full confidence in Daruk's plan. If anyone can clog that cannon and survive at the same time, it's him."

-fellow Champions nodded-
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Kanna: "Maybe color it first?"

Guess that settles it, then!
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"She fills it in with blue."

"Even more accurate now :V"

Mash: "I'm a Shielder, but I don't think I could survive that..."
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-Eleonora and da Vinci could have drawn an accurate portrait, but they would have taken too long and make it a museum-worthy painting, and there's no time for that-

Eleonora: "I suppose it's good enough for our current objective..."

(...That's right. He must've run off...But why?)
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"Who could it be...?"
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"With Jaune, of course."

We can now confirm that everyone is out safely.

Cu: "Guy must have known he couldn't win, if I had to guess"
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-Probably Soundwave...-

-And that reminds me, where are Mettaton's rebels?-
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Hey guys!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Guy must have known he couldn't win, if I had to guess"
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-Probably Soundwave...-

-And that reminds me, where are Mettaton's rebels?-
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Hey guys!

Rockruff! (We scared off that big bully!)
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"They're escorting various civilian prisoners away from the base."

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Hello again! I'm glad to see you're back in one piece.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Never thought I'd be glad he transforms into a tape...
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Cement-Mixer robot: "Ow! My finger!"

Bulldozer robot: -Rams on Wade-

Jaune: "A tape?"
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Deadpool: "OW! MY EVERYTHING!"

Guess that settles it, then!
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"She fills it in with blue."

"Even more accurate now :V"

Mash: "I'm a Shielder, but I don't think I could survive that..."
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-Eleonora and da Vinci could have drawn an accurate portrait, but they would have taken too long and make it a museum-worthy painting, and there's no time for that-

Eleonora: "I suppose it's good enough for our current objective..."

Daruk: "That's because you don't put enough rock in your diet!"

Revali: "How many times do we have to tell you? Not everyone can eat rocks!"
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Kanna: "It looks so much like her!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rockruff! (We scared off that big bully!)
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"They're escorting various civilian prisoners away from the base."

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Hello again! I'm glad to see you're back in one piece.

Cu: "You're maybe new here bud, but you did well for your first"
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-The Decepticon named Ratbat managed to find them, and is hiding-
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We outran Rumble, gladfully.

Jaune: "A tape?"
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Deadpool: "OW! MY EVERYTHING!"

Yes, he's more of a spy than a fighter, so turns into a tape.
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Bulldozer robot: "Yeah, learn your lesson!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "I'm a Shielder, but I don't think I could survive that..."
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-Eleonora and da Vinci could have drawn an accurate portrait, but they would have taken too long and make it a museum-worthy painting, and there's no time for that-

Eleonora: "I suppose it's good enough for our current objective..."

Daruk: "That's because you don't put enough rock in your diet!"

Revali: "How many times do we have to tell you? Not everyone can eat rocks!"
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Kanna: "It looks so much like her!"

Steven: Technically, I'm half-rock..."Showing the rose quartz gemstone in his stomach, which is what gives him his powers."

"Then Cu's new Pokemon Rockruff showed up...it's a Pokemon that looks like a wolf pup; essentially, a dog."

Rockruff! (Me too! I'm a Rock-type!)

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Peridot: Yeah, we don't exactly have the time or patience for high quality artistry to happen right now...

Connie: Then we'll print it and put up some flyers around town!

"Which they do."

Cu: "You're maybe new here bud, but you did well for your first"
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-The Decepticon named Ratbat managed to find them, and is hiding-
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We outran Rumble, gladfully.

Rockruff? Ruff ruff! (You really think so? Ooh, I knew I did good!)
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"Not good..."
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And we should make sure we stay ahead of him. Come on! Now that you're reunited, we should regroup with my own people. Together, we can defeat Megatron and drive the Decepticons away!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Daruk: "That's because you don't put enough rock in your diet!"

Revali: "How many times do we have to tell you? Not everyone can eat rocks!"
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Kanna: "It looks so much like her!"

Steven: Technically, I'm half-rock..."Showing the rose quartz gemstone in his stomach, which is what gives him his powers."

"Then Cu's new Pokemon Rockruff showed up...it's a Pokemon that looks like a wolf pup; essentially, a dog."

Rockruff! (Me too! I'm a Rock-type!)

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Peridot: Yeah, we don't exactly have the time or patience for high quality artistry to happen right now...

Connie: Then we'll print it and put up some flyers around town!

"Which they do."

Mash: "...I don't want to eat rocks, much less knowing that"
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Alice: "We should also pin them around some walls and posts, don't you agree?"

Rockruff? Ruff ruff! (You really think so? Ooh, I knew I did good!)
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"Not good..."
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And we should make sure we stay ahead of him. Come on! Now that you're reunited, we should regroup with my own people. Together, we can defeat Megatron and drive the Decepticons away!

Cu: "Sure I do, the potential's there!"
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-Nope, the bat-shaped robot may be smaller than his peers, but not less dangerous...-
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Wait, where is Omega?

Shoot, we left him on the base.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Sure I do, the potential's there!"
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-Nope, the bat-shaped robot may be smaller than his peers, but not less dangerous...-
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Wait, where is Omega?

Shoot, we left him on the base.

Ruff! "Wagging his tail in excitement"

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"Since I've rarely had him use this before, a wary Heshima is scanning the area with his natural X-ray vision ability to see if any threats lurk nearby."
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Damn it...Are there any more of you unaccounted for? That are trapped within the base, that is?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Ruff! "Wagging his tail in excitement"

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"Since I've rarely had him use this before, a wary Heshima is scanning the area with his natural X-ray vision ability to see if any threats lurk nearby."
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Damn it...Are there any more of you unaccounted for? That are trapped within the base, that is?

-And he petted his head-
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-There's something!-
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Nah, Prime only sent the four of us to here.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And he petted his head-
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-There's something!-
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Nah, Prime only sent the four of us to here.

"All he needs now is a Pokeball "

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"Atalanta noticed the battle stance he took, facing the same direction where he saw the anomaly"
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Prime? Your leader?

From what I've been told, Optimus Prime is indeed their leader.

I would suggest contacting him when possible, but nevermind that for now. We need to rescue Omega.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"All he needs now is a Pokeball "

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"Atalanta noticed the battle stance he took, facing the same direction where he saw the anomaly"
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Prime? Your leader?

From what I've been told, Optimus Prime is indeed their leader.

I would suggest contacting him when possible, but nevermind that for now. We need to rescue Omega.

-He'll find one after the Cons are gone-
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Atalanta: "What is it, Heshima?"
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Actually Omega is in our base, we had one temporarily set while were stationed on the planet.

It has taken so long he might be coming by himself soon...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He'll find one after the Cons are gone-
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Atalanta: "What is it, Heshima?"
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Actually Omega is in our base, we had one temporarily set while were stationed on the planet.

It has taken so long he might be coming by himself soon...

"Fair enough!"
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(Something's out there...I can see it...)

"Of course, it's much further away...I almost forgot the robot was going after the monster rebels admittedly lol."

"Said rebels have brought pretty much every captive human to safety by this point, but the monsters themselves are still around."
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Keep a close eye out for him ,then...Perhaps I can get some of the others to do some recon outside the base and ensure the Decepticons don't get the jump on him. But we'll need to rendezvous with my group to do that. Any other suggestions?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yes, he's more of a spy than a fighter, so turns into a tape.
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Bulldozer robot: "Yeah, learn your lesson!"

Jaune: "That's... silly..."
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Deadpool: "I didn't drop out of school because I wanted to keep learning, dammit!"

Steven: Technically, I'm half-rock..."Showing the rose quartz gemstone in his stomach, which is what gives him his powers."

"Then Cu's new Pokemon Rockruff showed up...it's a Pokemon that looks like a wolf pup; essentially, a dog."

Rockruff! (Me too! I'm a Rock-type!)

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Peridot: Yeah, we don't exactly have the time or patience for high quality artistry to happen right now...

Connie: Then we'll print it and put up some flyers around town!

"Which they do."

Mash: "...I don't want to eat rocks, much less knowing that"
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Alice: "We should also pin them around some walls and posts, don't you agree?"

Daruk: "I only eat non-living rocks, so that's fine... right?"

Urbosa: "Anyway, how about we go that idea of yours?"
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Harleen: "Yeah I totally do."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "...I don't want to eat rocks, much less knowing that"
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Alice: "We should also pin them around some walls and posts, don't you agree?"

Daruk: "I only eat non-living rocks, so that's fine... right?"

Urbosa: "Anyway, how about we go that idea of yours?"
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Harleen: "Yeah I totally do."

Steven: Yeah...After seeing what your shield can do, I think you can totally do this!

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Connie: Then we'll do that, too! Gosh, I bet Steven would be so happy to learn there's another Gem like him living on Earth.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Fair enough!"
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(Something's out there...I can see it...)

"Of course, it's much further away...I almost forgot the robot was going after the monster rebels admittedly lol."

"Said rebels have brought pretty much every captive human to safety by this point, but the monsters themselves are still around."
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Keep a close eye out for him ,then...Perhaps I can get some of the others to do some recon outside the base and ensure the Decepticons don't get the jump on him. But we'll need to rendezvous with my group to do that. Any other suggestions?

-Good then!-
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-Atalanta is vigilant now, looking everywhere-

-And Ratbat is spying still on them...-
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Maybe I can try to communicate with him, if only I had a device...

Jaune: "That's... silly..."
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Deadpool: "I didn't drop out of school because I wanted to keep learning, dammit!"

You think...?
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Front-loader Robot: "Let's see if you keep that tone when we take you apart piece by piece!"

Daruk: "I only eat non-living rocks, so that's fine... right?"

Urbosa: "Anyway, how about we go that idea of yours?"
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Harleen: "Yeah I totally do."

Steven: Yeah...After seeing what your shield can do, I think you can totally do this!

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Connie: Then we'll do that, too! Gosh, I bet Steven would be so happy to learn there's another Gem like him living on Earth.

Mash: "Just be careful, please"
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Kuro: "If it's not some trap"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Good then!-
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-Atalanta is vigilant now, looking everywhere-

-And Ratbat is spying still on them...-
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Maybe I can try to communicate with him, if only I had a device...

You think...?

"On the while, the Rockruff is just glad to have found him."
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(While I can't determine what it is, I can see something abnormal with my X-ray vision out there...)

"They're unaware of it..."
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"And no one here has any such device on them..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"On the while, the Rockruff is just glad to have found him."
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(While I can't determine what it is, I can see something abnormal with my X-ray vision out there...)

"They're unaware of it..."
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"And no one here has any such device on them..."

Euryale: "Huh, he got attached quick..."

Cu: "I'm good with dogs"
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Atalanta: "I see..." -Has bow in hand- "To where you're facing?"
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-Not even Gaster?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Euryale: "Huh, he got attached quick..."

Cu: "I'm good with dogs"
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Atalanta: "I see..." -Has bow in hand- "To where you're facing?"
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-Not even Gaster?-

"Including dog-like Pokemon, evidently!"
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(There...) "Pointing" (It's unlikely we can get to it straight from right here....)
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"Well, he does have the device he normally uses to call the Stan twins."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Including dog-like Pokemon, evidently!"
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(There...) "Pointing" (It's unlikely we can get to it straight from right here....)
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"Well, he does have the device he normally uses to call the Stan twins."

-As seen with this little guy-
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Atalanta: -Arrow- "At least I could try this"
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-Indeed, perhaps that...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-As seen with this little guy-
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Atalanta: -Arrow- "At least I could try this"
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-Indeed, perhaps that...-

"Totally!"

Rockruff? Ruff? (What's next, master? What's next?)
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"That might work..."

"The rebels are discussing their next move."
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Any chance that you could reconfigure this one? "Shows the communication device in question"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Totally!"

Rockruff? Ruff? (What's next, master? What's next?)
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"That might work..."

"The rebels are discussing their next move."
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Any chance that you could reconfigure this one? "Shows the communication device in question"

Cu: "What's next is to recover our home"
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-And thus she readied arrow and shot it-

-Ratbat sneaking-
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Ah, that's perfect!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "What's next is to recover our home"
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-And thus she readied arrow and shot it-

-Ratbat sneaking-
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Ah, that's perfect!

Rockruff? (This place used to be your home?)
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"What are the results?"
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Then by all means, use it! "Hands it to him."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rockruff? (This place used to be your home?)
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"What are the results?"
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Then by all means, use it! "Hands it to him."

Cu: "Yesp, our base of operations, even"
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-One of the rebels felt like they were clawed-
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I'll just need some slight modifications, I should need 10 minutes.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cu: "Yesp, our base of operations, even"
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-One of the rebels felt like they were clawed-
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I'll just need some slight modifications, I should need 10 minutes.

"The Rockruff was impressed and awed."

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"The rebel in question turned around to see the source of the seeming attack."
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Go on. We should have enough time.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The Rockruff was impressed and awed."

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"The rebel in question turned around to see the source of the seeming attack."
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Go on. We should have enough time.

-This big place is Trainer's home!-
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-Ratbat vanished without a trace...-
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Heh, hopefully.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-This big place is Trainer's home!-
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-Ratbat vanished without a trace...-
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Heh, hopefully.

"He's gonna love it here! Once it's back to normal, anyway."
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"Everyone nearby thought it was strange..."

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Hopefully indeed...

I do hope the others are still alright...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He's gonna love it here! Once it's back to normal, anyway."
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"Everyone nearby thought it was strange..."

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Hopefully indeed...

I do hope the others are still alright...

-Eeyup, will have a cool and chill Trainer who will make him stronger-
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-Until another one got the same-
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We also need to get these people somewhere safe...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Got a busy day ahead of me, so while I'll remain active tonight, don't expect me to post much tomorrow.

-Eeyup, will have a cool and chill Trainer who will make him stronger-
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-Until another one got the same-
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We also need to get these people somewhere safe...

Rockruff! (We're gonna be best pals here! I just know it!)
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"The monsters knew something was amiss, but could not spot their attacker..."

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Agreed.

"Including Lusamine."

I have no idea what we're going to do with her. Whatever the Decepticons have done to her, it's made her completely unresponsive...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: Yeah...After seeing what your shield can do, I think you can totally do this!

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Connie: Then we'll do that, too! Gosh, I bet Steven would be so happy to learn there's another Gem like him living on Earth.

Mash: "Just be careful, please"
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Kuro: "If it's not some trap"

Daruk: "As always!"
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Kanna: "Yeah..."

You think...?
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Front-loader Robot: "Let's see if you keep that tone when we take you apart piece by piece!"

Jaune: "You don't think so?"
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Deadpool: "And then I regrow."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

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Mash: "Just be careful, please"
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Kuro: "If it's not some trap"

Daruk: "As always!"
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Kanna: "Yeah..."

Amethyst: Welp! This oughta be fun to watch!
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Connie: I sure hope it isn't. But there's only way to find out...And that's finding her.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Got a busy day ahead of me, so while I'll remain active tonight, don't expect me to post much tomorrow.



Rockruff! (We're gonna be best pals here! I just know it!)
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"The monsters knew something was amiss, but could not spot their attacker..."

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Agreed.

"Including Lusamine."

I have no idea what we're going to do with her. Whatever the Decepticons have done to her, it's made her completely unresponsive...

Understood.

-He allows it to stand on his shoulder-
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-Indeed, as it flew into the shadows each time-
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I don't think you want it to be described...

Daruk: "As always!"
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Kanna: "Yeah..."

Amethyst: Welp! This oughta be fun to watch!
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Connie: I sure hope it isn't. But there's only way to find out...And that's finding her.

Euryale: "So, we gonna actually move now?"
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Kuro: "Hm, fine, let's get that dealt with"

Jaune: "You don't think so?"
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Deadpool: "And then I regrow."

Not really, he and Soundwave's minions always gathered information from us like that.
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Front-loader robot: "Oh, but that's what will make it fun"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Understood.

-He allows it to stand on his shoulder-
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-Indeed, as it flew into the shadows each time-
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I don't think you want it to be described...

"The Rockruff eagerly took the opportunity and did so."
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"All of them were soon on alert trying to stand their ground and locate it."
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"Looking very concerned for her"

I just hope the damage can be undone...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The Rockruff eagerly took the opportunity and did so."
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"All of them were soon on alert trying to stand their ground and locate it."
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"Looking very concerned for her"

I just hope the damage can be undone...

-Some thought it looked adorable-
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-One got their face clawed-
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She'll need mental health therapy, hope you can provide it.