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We'll see about that.

...If only you had seen some of our previous victories, you'd realize this battle is not so hopeless after all.

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"Nope, not one bit. :V"
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TLink: The whole reason I've ceven ome this far is because I wanted to rescue my little sister.
Ranger Slayer: "Just leave me..."

-Concerned Trini-
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Tamamo: "Oh, she's appearing now!"
Palutena: "How about instead of showing our previous victories, we show what we're made of?"
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Mipha: -utterly shaking-

Zelda: -unfazed; nothing can be more horrifying than being trapped inside a Ganon cuccoon for a century...-

Urbosa: -realizes that these moving pictures are a work of fiction, so she focuses on enjoying the movie-
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Link: "That's really sweet of you. I'd do the same if my own little sister was in trouble."

(yep, he had one)

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-Good thing Abby has A-endurance- :p
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Dusa: "Sure, I was trying to be subtle" :V
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Rin: "It's fair to want to know..."
(You mean you want me to show you my attacks and abilities?)



"Seems excited at the prospect of showing Weiss what she can do in battle."
-Kanna herself is aware of that, which is why she's going all in with her stronk dwagon hug-
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-they laugh-
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Weiss: "Awwww~ She seems excited~!" :b:
 
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Star: Take that, evil giant...thing!
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"Until the order arrives some minutes later. Which it does."
-The Jabberwock roared while showing some signs of damage-
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Ozymandias: "As always an excellent service"
-Kanna herself is aware of that, which is why she's going all in with her stronk dwagon hug-
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-they laugh-
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Weiss: "Awwww~ She seems excited~!" :b:
Abigail: "I love you, Kanna~!" -Platonically-
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Dusa: "Hm, how you think we should use this attractiveness of ours?" :p
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Sakura: "She loos cuter"

Rin: "I know~!"
 

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Ranger Slayer: "Just leave me..."

-Concerned Trini-
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Tamamo: "Oh, she's appearing now!"
Palutena: "How about instead of showing our previous victories, we show what we're made of?"
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Mipha: -utterly shaking-

Zelda: -unfazed; nothing can be more horrifying than being trapped inside a Ganon cuccoon for a century...-

Urbosa: -realizes that these moving pictures are a work of fiction, so she focuses on enjoying the movie-
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Link: "That's really sweet of you. I'd do the same if my own little sister was in trouble."

(yep, he had one)

There's another good idea.
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Lapis: This is...really disturbing.
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TLink: That's just what big brothers do, right? I had to go out to save her, no matter what stood in my path. She was captured by a giant masked bird monster...He was sent by Ganondorf to search the seas to hunt down Princess Zelda . Any young girl with long ears was a candidate.

(Huh, cool! She actually looks rather reminiscent of Aryll, too. Makes sense, honestly.)

Weiss: "Awwww~ She seems excited~!" :b:
"Maybe set up some more dummies and a small training area to better showcase what Winter can do...Since besides those Daleks, she hasn't actually come across any actual enemies to fight yet. Well, she did team up with other Pokemon to fight off some corrupted Gem monsters, too, but that was before Weiss met her."

-The Jabberwock roared while showing some signs of damage-
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Ozymandias: "As always an excellent service"
Star: Don't make me use my strongest spell on you, buddy!
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Sadie: We take pride in making our customers satisfied!

Lars: Yeah yeah, customer satisfaction and all that!
 

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Abigail: "I love you, Kanna~!" -Platonically-
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Dusa: "Hm, how you think we should use this attractiveness of ours?" :p
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Sakura: "She loos cuter"

Rin: "I know~!"
"Maybe set up some more dummies and a small training area to better showcase what Winter can do...Since besides those Daleks, she hasn't actually come across any actual enemies to fight yet. Well, she did team up with other Pokemon to fight off some corrupted Gem monsters, too, but that was before Weiss met her."
Kanna: -can tell it's platonic because Abby doesn't say it like Mama does to Papa- "I love you too, Abby-chan~!" -also platonic-

-Abby's hug stronk too?-
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Phosphy: "Getting free stuff?"
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Weiss: "Let's set up some dummies!"

There's another good idea.
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Lapis: This is...really disturbing.
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TLink: That's just what big brothers do, right? I had to go out to save her, no matter what stood in my path. She was captured by a giant masked bird monster...He was sent by Ganondorf to search the seas to hunt down Princess Zelda . Any young girl with long ears was a candidate.

(Huh, cool! She actually looks rather reminiscent of Aryll, too. Makes sense, honestly.)
Kamui: "Yeah. If we show how strong we are, we might have a shot at proving her we can do this."
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Zelda: "It's not that bad, honestly."
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Link: "... That sounds more racist than it has any right to be..."

(And their dad is what I like to call a bearded Alfonzo. "Leave it to me, son.")
 
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There's another good idea.
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Lapis: This is...really disturbing.
Kamui: "Yeah. If we show how strong we are, we might have a shot at proving her we can do this."
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Zelda: "It's not that bad, honestly."
Trini: "I'm willing to assist you in that..."
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Tamamo: "Seen worse in person"

-In the movie, the woman is coming out the TV!-
Star: Don't make me use my strongest spell on you, buddy!
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Sadie: We take pride in making our customers satisfied!

Lars: Yeah yeah, customer satisfaction and all that!
-It punches the ground to make it shake-
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Cleopatra: "You have served us well, so you should feel honored~"
Kanna: -can tell it's platonic because Abby doesn't say it like Mama does to Papa- "I love you too, Abby-chan~!" -also platonic-

-Abby's hug stronk too?-
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Phosphy: "Getting free stuff?"
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Weiss: "Let's set up some dummies!"
"Maybe set up some more dummies and a small training area to better showcase what Winter can do...Since besides those Daleks, she hasn't actually come across any actual enemies to fight yet. Well, she did team up with other Pokemon to fight off some corrupted Gem monsters, too, but that was before Weiss met her."
Abigail: "I hope we can always be friends!" -Her hug is stronk too-
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Dusa: "You truly are the smart one" :p
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Rin: "Agreed, we should have plenty around!"
 

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Kamui: "Yeah. If we show how strong we are, we might have a shot at proving her we can do this."
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Zelda: "It's not that bad, honestly."
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Link: "... That sounds more racist than it has any right to be..."

(And their dad is what I like to call a bearded Alfonzo. "Leave it to me, son.")
Trini: "I'm willing to assist you in that..."
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Tamamo: "Seen worse in person"

-In the movie, the woman is coming out the TV!-
"How do they truly display their skills and power to her right now, though?"
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"Lapis spent thousands of years trapped in a mirror before emerging from it, so the sight of a monster woman emerging from a TV screen, even if only in a movie, doesn't exactly do anything to put her at ease :V"
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(Perfect! :laugh:)

TLink: Yeah...I went across the entire ocean to rescue her...She's safe now, and that masked bird is long gone, but the journey led me to discover the truth about Hyrule, our ocean, and the Triforce. I've got more work to do.

Weiss: "Let's set up some dummies!"
Rin: "Agreed, we should have plenty around!"
"Set 'em up, then!"

-It punches the ground to make it shake-
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Cleopatra: "You have served us well, so you should feel honored~"
"Making Star lose her footing"

Star: Augh!

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"Sadie tries to. Lars cares more about getting the significant amount of hard work over with, and getting the gold payment. :V"
 
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TLink: Yeah...I went across the entire ocean to rescue her...She's safe now, and that masked bird is long gone, but the journey led me to discover the truth about Hyrule, our ocean, and the Triforce. I've got more work to do.
-Plus having met the goddesses in person and seeing Farore has great faith in him has given him some more motivation-
"Making Star lose her footing"

Star: Augh!

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"Sadie tries to. Lars cares more about getting the significant amount of hard work over with, and getting the gold payment. :V"
-And the Jabberwock is ready to assault her!-
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-Well, at least they're getting quite the lot, no change even needed- :V
 

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-Plus having met the goddesses in person and seeing Farore has great faith in him has given him some more motivation-

-And the Jabberwock is ready to assault her!-
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-Well, at least they're getting quite the lot, no change even needed- :V
"It certainly has! He's soon to earn the Triforce of Courage after all."

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Star: Mega Mushroom Destruction Blast!
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"Nope, it pays well, for once :V"
 
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"It certainly has! He's soon to earn the Triforce of Courage after all."

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Star: Mega Mushroom Destruction Blast!
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"Nope, it pays well, for once :V"
-The goddesses trust him in it! He should be fine then!-
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-It damages a bit-
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-Shame they'll be gone in soon from the city- :V
 

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-The goddesses trust him in it! He should be fine then!-
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-It damages a bit-
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-Shame they'll be gone in soon from the city- :V
"He sure will be!"
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"Star is finding this to be less of a forest survival and more like a boss battle"
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"Sadly...Vacation may have lasted long if Basel weren't in danger."
 

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Trini: "I'm willing to assist you in that..."
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Tamamo: "Seen worse in person"

-In the movie, the woman is coming out the TV!-
"How do they truly display their skills and power to her right now, though?"
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"Lapis spent thousands of years trapped in a mirror before emerging from it, so the sight of a monster woman emerging from a TV screen, even if only in a movie, doesn't exactly do anything to put her at ease :V"
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(Perfect! :laugh:)

TLink: Yeah...I went across the entire ocean to rescue her...She's safe now, and that masked bird is long gone, but the journey led me to discover the truth about Hyrule, our ocean, and the Triforce. I've got more work to do.
-any ideas?-
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Zelda: "That is so cheesy..."

Mipha: -hiding under a blanket-
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Wolf: "A hero's work is never really over..."

Abigail: "I hope we can always be friends!" -Her hug is stronk too-
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Dusa: "You truly are the smart one" :p
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Rin: "Agreed, we should have plenty around!"
-Kanna can take the stronkness, but...-

Kanna: "I always forget how strong you are, Abby-chan."
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Phopshy: -chuckling-
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-THEY ARE SET-
 
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"He sure will be!"
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"Star is finding this to be less of a forest survival and more like a boss battle"
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"Sadly...Vacation may have lasted long if Basel weren't in danger."
-Be their hero! And Tetra's!-
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-To be fair, Alice forgot one little important detail: She's contracted to Palutena, a goddess with near-unlimited mana-

-That means that she, and by extension her Jabberwock, do as well-
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-For sure, they shall make their way back in soon-
-Kanna can take the stronkness, but...-

Kanna: "I always forget how strong you are, Abby-chan."
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Phopshy: -chuckling-
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-THEY ARE SET-
Abigail: "Really? Then again, I'm very thin, aren't I?"
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Dusa: "Let's start with free drinks?" :p
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-Some dummies of the Ranger Slayer-
"How do they truly display their skills and power to her right now, though?"
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"Lapis spent thousands of years trapped in a mirror before emerging from it, so the sight of a monster woman emerging from a TV screen, even if only in a movie, doesn't exactly do anything to put her at ease :V"
-any ideas?-
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Zelda: "That is so cheesy..."

Mipha: -hiding under a blanket-
-Perhaps it can be shown by having her witness them defeating the Decepticons...-
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-The person in the movie is screaming for obvious reasons in fear-

Kiyohime: "Classic" :p
 

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Abigail: "Really? Then again, I'm very thin, aren't I?"
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Dusa: "Let's start with free drinks?" :p
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-Some dummies of the Ranger Slayer-
Kanna: "You're very frail in general."
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Phosphy: "Are you sure I'm the smart one?" :p
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LMAO

-Perhaps it can be shown by having her witness them defeating the Decepticons...-
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-The person in the movie is screaming for obvious reasons in fear-

Kiyohime: "Classic" :p
Palu: "Gaster, I've got an idea."
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Zelda: "How was this horror again?"
 
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Kanna: "You're very frail in genera;."
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Phosphy: "Are you sure I'm the smart one?" :p
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LMAO
Abigail: "You're a bit paler than me though..."
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Dusa: "I'm a bookworm, you think that doesn't gives me some brains?" :p
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-Yeah, only Trini and the Rulers know of her backstory right now- :V
 

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Abigail: "You're a bit paler than me though..."
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Dusa: "I'm a bookworm, you think that doesn't gives me some brains?" :p
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-Yeah, only Trini and the Rulers know of her backstory right now- :V
Kanna: "Most of the time."

-because stage 3 :V-
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Phosphy: "Brains and looks. You're like, the ultimate hottie." :V
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-still funny :V-
 
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Kanna: "Most of the time."

-because stage 3 :V-
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Phosphy: "Brains and looks. You're like, the ultimate hottie." :V
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-still funny :V-
Abigail: "That's true, but I'm using most of the evil god's power then"
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Dusa: "Wouldn't that be both of us then?" :p
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Rin: "Heh, these are adequate"
 

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Abigail: "That's true, but I'm using most of the evil god's power then"
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Dusa: "Wouldn't that be both of us then?" :p
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Rin: "Heh, these are adequate"
Kanna: "Hopefully, you could still control yourself."
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Phosphy: "Well, I guess people can be into flatter chicks, so yeah." :V
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Weiss: "Indeed."
 

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-any ideas?-
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Zelda: "That is so cheesy..."

Mipha: -hiding under a blanket-
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Wolf: "A hero's work is never really over..."

-
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-Perhaps it can be shown by having her witness them defeating the Decepticons...-
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-The person in the movie is screaming for obvious reasons in fear-

Kiyohime: "Classic" :p
Maybe after you see us defeat the gargantuan and all-powerful extraterrestrial robots that have taken our home world under control...
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Lapis: That doesn't mean something like this couldn't actually happen...
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TLink: Including mine...

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-Some dummies of the Ranger Slayer-
"Winter is ready!"

-Be their hero! And Tetra's!-
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-To be fair, Alice forgot one little important detail: She's contracted to Palutena, a goddess with near-unlimited mana-

-That means that she, and by extension her Jabberwock, do as well-
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-For sure, they shall make their way back in soon-
"Toon Link suddenly felt bashful again"

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Star: ...Alright. That does it. Spider with a Top Hat Blast!
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"A shame, but they've had their fun"
 
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Kanna: "Hopefully, you could still control yourself."
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Phosphy: "Well, I guess people can be into flatter chicks, so yeah." :V
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Weiss: "Indeed."
Abigail: "I've been able to, thanks to my sisters"
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Dusa: "Sorry for having two more cups" :V
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Rin: "You go, Winter!"
Palu: "Gaster, I've got an idea."
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Zelda: "How was this horror again?"
Maybe after you see us defeat the gargantuan and all-powerful extraterrestrial robots that have taken our home world under control...
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Lapis: That doesn't mean something like this couldn't actually happen...
Ranger Slayer: "Whatever, just... Leave me..."

Trini: "Kimmy... I promise that after this, we'll be able to rebuild our lives..."
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Tamamo: "It's meant to be a curse of death, after all"
"Toon Link suddenly felt bashful again"

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Star: ...Alright. That does it. Spider with a Top Hat Blast!
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"A shame, but they've had their fun"
-To get the Triforce of Courage!-
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-The Jabberwock was, unsurprisingly, defated soon-

-Alice would realize she screwed a bit after the hour is done, speaking of, there's 10 minutes left-
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Ozymandias: "An excellent treat for our final day"
 
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-To get the Triforce of Courage!-
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-The Jabberwock was, unsurprisingly, defated soon-

-Alice would realize she screwed a bit after the hour is done, speaking of, there's 10 minutes left-
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Ozymandias: "An excellent treat for our final day"
"Heck yeah!"

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Star: Dead giant creature guy. Finally! And only ten minutes left...Whew!
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Sadie: Oh, leaving so soon?

Lars: No more gold?! Uhh-IIIIII mean, darn! That's a shame! Why's this your final day?
 
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"Heck yeah!"

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Star: Dead giant creature guy. Finally! And only ten minutes left...Whew!
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Sadie: Oh, leaving so soon?

Lars: No more gold?! Uhh-IIIIII mean, darn! That's a shame! Why's this your final day?
-And beat Ganondorf!-
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-Not many more hazards seem to be around, Alice wasn't cruel to make the forest have Star lose her memories gradually as it normally does...-
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Nitocris: "We must return to our home, and face with some difficulties"
 

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-And beat Ganondorf!-
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-Not many more hazards seem to be around, Alice wasn't cruel to make the forest have Star lose her memories gradually as it normally does...-
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Nitocris: "We must return to our home, and face with some difficulties"
"Once and for all!"

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"Yeah, there's nothing to be gained from that."
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Lars: Difficulties...?

Sadie: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure Steven can help with whatever is! He's sure helped me before.
 
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"Once and for all!"

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"Yeah, there's nothing to be gained from that."
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Lars: Difficulties...?

Sadie: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure Steven can help with whatever is! He's sure helped me before.
-Yeah! And then beat a squid- V:
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-At least she'll pass the evaluation, though-
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Ozymandias: "Ho, the young Universe is surely helpful at times"
 

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-That will turn his crush into stone!-
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Alice: -Nervous laugh-
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-Especially when having to come with reasoning-
"Yes! Even though he's a bit too shy to admit he likes her, yet."

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"Star was wondering the woods right now."
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"He's not so innocent anymore, but doesn't like having to...well, kill. Only entirely mindless creatures or robots without personalities or wills of their own are fair game."
 
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"Yes! Even though he's a bit too shy to admit he likes her, yet."

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"Star was wondering the woods right now."
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"He's not so innocent anymore, but doesn't like having to...well, kill. Only entirely mindless creatures or robots without personalities or wills of their own are fair game."
-Will probably happen when they're adults- :V
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Alice: "Hey..."
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-Shame for him that the Cons have wills- :V
 

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-I think nobody is about to doubt that- :V
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Alice: "I know, I was watching"
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-No doubt-
"The kid is gonna get teased about him and Tetra more at some point, isn't he? :V"

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Star: Of course you were, teacher! So, did I pass?

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Lars: Gone so soon because of intergalactic alien problems or something?
 
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"The kid is gonna get teased about him and Tetra more at some point, isn't he? :V"

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Star: Of course you were, teacher! So, did I pass?

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Lars: Gone so soon because of intergalactic alien problems or something?
-Especially when the others get to meet her- :V
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Alice: "Sure you do! Sorry about how strong he was, though"
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Nitocris: "As a matter of fact, yes"
 

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Maybe after you see us defeat the gargantuan and all-powerful extraterrestrial robots that have taken our home world under control...
___

Lapis: That doesn't mean something like this couldn't actually happen...
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TLink: Including mine...
Ranger Slayer: "Whatever, just... Leave me..."

Trini: "Kimmy... I promise that after this, we'll be able to rebuild our lives..."
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Tamamo: "It's meant to be a curse of death, after all"
-she listen to Trini more?-
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Zelda: "How silly..."
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Link: "And mine, I guess..."

Abigail: "I've been able to, thanks to my sisters"
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Dusa: "Sorry for having two more cups" :V
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Rin: "You go, Winter!"
Kanna: "Awwww~"
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Phosphy: -laughing-
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Weiss: "Go ahead, Winter."
 
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