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Star: Oooooooh, a forbidden forest!
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"It's happened multiple times"

"A least in the forest there's no chance of her getting stranded on an island"
-Then Alice is no longer there next time she turned to her-
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-Nope, but by the time she returned to the city, she looked like a storm went through her-
Kanna: Maybe if I learn to make food on my own, I could make Erika and Abby-chan happy without killing my Papa?
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Phoshpy: -shrugs- :p
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-very much so-

-he'll make the scarf now?-
-Absolutely, it would be your efforts and not his, so he wouldn't be getting as tired-
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Medusa: "You're great, you know?" :p
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-Eeyup-
 

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Trini: "Okay, if it helps end my nightmare, I'll do anything..."
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-And so, You're Welcome starts to play-
Kamui: "Thank you." :)
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Zelda: -tries to sing-
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Link: "Well, she's definitely a talented one."
Then it's settled. We'll free you, and help each other fight off our respective enemies. That only leaves one more question: What of your friend? Kimberly?
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"Lapis as well"

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TLink: She's the best cook across the Great Sea! "Loves his grandma dearly"

-When not on his bad side, at least-
-very much so-

-he'll make the scarf now?-
"I'd imagine so!"

-Then Alice is no longer there next time she turned to her-
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-Nope, but by the time she returned to the city, she looked like a storm went through her-

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Star: Oh. Alright, okay! I'm Star Butterfly, princess and magical warrior! I can do this!

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"She was only slightly muddy at first, so more mishaps must've happened on her way back, then"

"What exactly happened is your call"
 

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-Absolutely, it would be your efforts and not his, so he wouldn't be getting as tired-
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Medusa: "You're great, you know?" :p
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-Eeyup-
Kanna: "Can you teach me to cook more things, Papa?" :)
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Phopshy: "Yeah, I know." :p
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-it'll be a nice scarf-

Then it's settled. We'll free you, and help each other fight off our respective enemies. That only leaves one more question: What of your friend? Kimberly?
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"Lapis as well"

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TLink: She's the best cook across the Great Sea! "Loves his grandma dearly"
Kamui: "If she's not here, she's likely still devoted to this Rita..."
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-it's horrible :V-
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-AWWWWWWW-

Wolf: "That's sweet."
 
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Kamui: "Thank you." :)
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Zelda: -tries to sing-
Then it's settled. We'll free you, and help each other fight off our respective enemies. That only leaves one more question: What of your friend? Kimberly?
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"Lapis as well"
Trini: "... Please don't harm her. I know she has changed for far from the best, but she's all I have... And the same for her, she needs me, I-I must be putting her in desperation right now from being apart from her..."
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Tamamo: "I see what's happening here~" -Singing-
Kanna: "Can you teach me to cook more things, Papa?" :)
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Phopshy: "Yeah, I know." :p
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-it'll be a nice scarf-
Shirou: "Sure thing, you know anything for my sweet dragon kid" :)
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Medusa: "Wanted to remind ya" :V
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-It's done by an hour later-
 

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Trini: "... Please don't harm her. I know she has changed for far from the best, but she's all I have... And the same for her, she needs me, I-I must be putting her in desperation right now from being apart from her..."
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Tamamo: "I see what's happening here~" -Singing-
Kamui: "... Shall we go see how she's doing?"
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-they're all terrible :v-

Shirou: "Sure thing, you know anything for my sweet dragon kid" :)
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Medusa: "Wanted to remind ya" :V
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-It's done by an hour later-
-sweet dragon giggling-
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Phosphy: "You're great too." :p
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-how fast!-
 

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Trini: "... Please don't harm her. I know she has changed for far from the best, but she's all I have... And the same for her, she needs me, I-I must be putting her in desperation right now from being apart from her..."
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Tamamo: "I see what's happening here~" -Singing-
Kamui: "... Shall we go see how she's doing?"
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-they're all terrible :v-

-AWWWWWWW-

Wolf: "That's sweet."
She's stubborn, but it's worth a try.
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"Lapis' voice was actually quite beautiful"

"Just not suited for this upbeat of a song"

Everything else was unreplied, Digital.
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TLink: My family means everything to me...

-It's done by an hour later-
"Very!"

"Also, how does it look?"
 
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Kamui: "... Shall we go see how she's doing?"
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-they're all terrible :v-
She's stubborn, but it's worth a try.
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"Lapis' voice was actually quite beautiful"

"Just not suited for this upbeat of a song"
Trini: "Please, don't be bad on her..."
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-The others had to cover their ears-
Star: Oh. Alright, okay! I'm Star Butterfly, princess and magical warrior! I can do this!

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"She was only slightly muddy at first, so more mishaps must've happened on her way back, then"

"What exactly happened is your call"
-Then she heard a roar-
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-Let's say forests aren't any longer on the list of things she likes- :V
 

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-He ruffles her hair-
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Medusa: "How much?" -slight insecurities rising-
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-He knows how to use needles, just ask his opponents-
"Very!"

"Also, how does it look?"
Kanna: -smiling!-
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Phosphy: "A lot." :p
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KEK

She's stubborn, but it's worth a try.
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"Lapis' voice was actually quite beautiful"

"Just not suited for this upbeat of a song"

Everything else was unreplied, Digital.
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TLink: My family means everything to me...
Trini: "Please, don't be bad on her..."
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-The others had to cover their ears-
Kamui: "We just want to see her."
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KEK
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Wolf: "A relatable feeling."
 

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-Then she heard a roar-
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-Let's say forests aren't any longer on the list of things she likes- :V
Star: Creature! "Preparing her wand"
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"She can enjoy what they do for the world and images of them... but not actually be in a forest anymore :V"

"Did she make use of her supplies?"

Trini: "Please, don't be bad on her..."
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-The others had to cover their ears-

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Kamui: "We just want to see her."
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KEK
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Wolf: "A relatable feeling."
We won't, but whether she remains a prisoner or not depends on her choices.

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"Dang..."
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TLink: Hey, that reminds me...Do you guys have any family?

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-He knows how to use needles, just ask his opponents-
"Of course"
 
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Kamui: "We just want to see her."
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KEK
We won't, but whether she remains a prisoner or not depends on her choices.

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"Dang..."
Trini: "Fair enough point..."
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Osakabehime: "Make them stop!"
Kanna: -smiling!-
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Phosphy: "A lot." :p
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KEK
Shirou: "Now are you girls for the pancakes?"
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Medusa: "Hm, thanks" -She didn't have a teasing or joking tone-
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Vlad: "It's done"
Star: Creature! "Preparing her wand"
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"She can enjoy what they do for the world and images of them... but not actually be in a forest anymore :V"

"Did she make use of her supplies?"
-Heavy steps that make the ground shake-
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-Thankfully she didn't lose any clothing, but she did lose all her food to squirrels- V:
 

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-Heavy steps that make the ground shake-
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-Thankfully she didn't lose any clothing, but she did lose all her food to squirrels- V:
"Star is on guard!"
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"Not like she needs to eat, but she can if she wants. She still enjoys food after all."

"Even the kind of food she packed that squirrels don't typically or ever eat got stolen by them, for some reason. :V"
 
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"Star is on guard!"
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"Not like she needs to eat, but she can if she wants. She still enjoys food after all."

"Even the kind of food she packed that squirrels don't typically or ever eat got stolen by them, for some reason. :V"
-THEN COMES THE GIANT FIST!-
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-It was for Snowball, mostly-
 

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We won't, but whether she remains a prisoner or not depends on her choices.

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"Dang..."
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TLink: Hey, that reminds me...Do you guys have any family?
Trini: "Fair enough point..."
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Osakabehime: "Make them stop!"
-they go see her then?-
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Urbosa: "I'm too afraid to break this equipment..."
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Link: "They're all dead, but... yeah, I did."

Shirou: "Now are you girls for the pancakes?"
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Medusa: "Hm, thanks" -She didn't have a teasing or joking tone-
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Vlad: "It's done"
-THEY VISIBLY EXCITED-
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Phosphy: "... You believe me, right?"
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Weiss: "Can we see?!"
 
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-THEY VISIBLY EXCITED-
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Phosphy: "... You believe me, right?"
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Weiss: "Can we see?!"
Shirou: "Alright, here they come!" -Served-
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Medusa: "Sure! It's just... Sorry, a part of me still can't get over it"
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Vlad: "Yes" -Shows a cyan scarf with a snowflake pattern in a darker blue-
 

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-THEN COMES THE GIANT FIST!-
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-It was for Snowball, mostly-
Star: Waugh! Syrup Tsunami Shockwave!

"Dodges the fist and uses that spell to stick it to the ground"

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"Makes sense lol. Still lost it all whether it was for her pet or herself, regardless."

"At least she's still decent."

Trini: "Fair enough point..."
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Osakabehime: "Make them stop!"

:
-they go see her then?-
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Urbosa: "I'm too afraid to break this equipment..."
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Link: "They're all dead, but... yeah, I did."
"They do."

Hello there. Kimberly, wasn't it?
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Lapis: What I can I say except "You're welcome!"?

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TLink: ...I'm sorry you lost them, buddy. However long ago it was, I'm sorry you lost them...

Vlad: "Yes" -Shows a cyan scarf with a snowflake pattern in a darker blue-
"That absolutely fits her style!"
 
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-they go see her then?-
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Urbosa: "I'm too afraid to break this equipment..."
"They do."

Hello there. Kimberly, wasn't it?
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Lapis: What I can I say except "You're welcome!"?
Ranger Slayer: "The hell do you want now...?"
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Tamamo: "Hey it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome! Mikon~!"
Star: Waugh! Syrup Tsunami Shockwave!

"Dodges the fist and uses that spell to stick it to the ground"

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"Makes sense lol. Still lost it all whether it was for her pet or herself, regardless."

"At least she's still decent."
-And then she sees what was the cause of it-


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Aya: "Wait, where's Snowball...?"
 

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Shirou: "Alright, here they come!" -Served-
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Medusa: "Sure! It's just... Sorry, a part of me still can't get over it"
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Vlad: "Yes" -Shows a cyan scarf with a snowflake pattern in a darker blue-
"That absolutely fits her style!"
-the pancakes are swiftly devoured-
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Phosphy: "You poor thing..."
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Weiss: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!"

"They do."

Hello there. Kimberly, wasn't it?
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Lapis: What I can I say except "You're welcome!"?

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TLink: ...I'm sorry you lost them, buddy. However long ago it was, I'm sorry you lost them...
Ranger Slayer: "The hell do you want now...?"
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Tamamo: "Hey it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome! Mikon~!"
Kamui: "Give you the best offer you could dream of."
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LMAO
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Link: "I don't even know how they died..."

Wolf: "Given the way your Hyrule was after the Calamity's attack, they probably still had a long, fulfilling life where they simply died of old age."

Link: "You're probably right, Wolf, but still... Kinda wish I could've been there to say goodbye to them..."
 
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Star: You're a big mean looking fella...Let's take you down! Supersonic Leech Bomb!
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"He's not with her?"
-It doesn't seems to damage it
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-Right now, not, to her distress-
-the pancakes are swiftly devoured-
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Phosphy: "You poor thing..."
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Weiss: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!"
-As was expected-
Abigail: "Thank you, Mr. Emiya!"
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Medusa: "S-Sorry for worrying you"
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Rin: "I need to see her wearing it...!"
 

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Weiss: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!"
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Rin: "I need to see her wearing it...!"
"Put it on her, then!"

Ranger Slayer: "The hell do you want now...?"
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Tamamo: "Hey it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome! Mikon~!"
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Kamui: "Give you the best offer you could dream of."
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LMAO
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Link: "I don't even know how they died..."

Wolf: "Given the way your Hyrule was after the Calamity's attack, they probably still had a long, fulfilling life where they simply died of old age."

Link: "You're probably right, Wolf, but still... Kinda wish I could've been there to say goodbye to them..."
...Freedom. And the final defeat of the one who ruined your world and your very lives.
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Lapis: When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo!

"Someone make it stop!"

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TLink: There's no way you could...Still speak with them from beyond somehow, is there?

-It doesn't seems to damage it
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-Right now, not, to her distress-
Star: Okay, really? Cupcake Blast!
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"He must still be in the woods!"
 
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Kanna: "Papa's pancakes are the best~!"
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Phosphy: "I'm not worried."
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Weiss: "Me too!"
Shirou: "You always say that"
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Medusa: "Sorry for assuming then"
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Vlad: "Fine" -Carefully wraps the scarf around the fox-
Kamui: "Give you the best offer you could dream of."
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LMAO
...Freedom. And the final defeat of the one who ruined your world and your very lives.
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Lapis: When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo!

"Someone make it stop!"
Ranger Slayer: "Keep deluding yourselves then..."

Trini: "Kimmy... Please, listen to them"
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Tamamo: "Oh, also I lassoed the sun, you're welcome! To stretch the days and bring you fun~ Mikon~!"

-Who will be the hero amgst this catastrophe?-
Star: Okay, really? Cupcake Blast!
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"He must still be in the woods!"
-It doesn't even flinch-
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-She runs into them again!-
 

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Shirou: "You always say that"
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Medusa: "Sorry for assuming then"
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Vlad: "Fine" -Carefully wraps the scarf around the fox-
"Put it on her, then!"
Kanna: "Because you're the best~!" :b:
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Phosphy: "You're sounding like Kamui right now." :V
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Weiss: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!"

...Freedom. And the final defeat of the one who ruined your world and your very lives.
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Lapis: When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo!

"Someone make it stop!"

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TLink: There's no way you could...Still speak with them from beyond somehow, is there?
Ranger Slayer: "Keep deluding yourselves then..."

Trini: "Kimmy... Please, listen to them"
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Tamamo: "Oh, also I lassoed the sun, you're welcome! To stretch the days and bring you fun~ Mikon~!"

-Who will be the hero amgst this catastrophe?-
Kamui: "This isn't the first time we've dealt with dangerous foes. This Rita would be just another ordinary couple of days for us. We can give you the life you seek. A life where you can live rather than merely try to barely survive."
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Mipha: "Make it stop...!" >_<

Urbosa: "Where's the power source...?"
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Wolf: "We've never seen their spirits, so it can be assumed their deaths were the peaceful kind, their souls put to rest."
 
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Star: ..."Just uses her Rocket Launcher spell aimed right at it's head."

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"How well does her search go?"
-Not even that-

-Did I mention that things is the actual Jabberwock?- :V
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-She finds him... Tangled in the web of a giant spider!-
Kanna: "Because you're the best~!" :b:
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Phosphy: "You're sounding like Kamui right now." :V
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Weiss: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!"
Shirou: "No, that's you and your mother"
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Medusa: "Sorry for that too... Oh, wait, it's because of apologies"
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Rin: -Fainted of the cuteness-
 

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Ranger Slayer: "Keep deluding yourselves then..."

Trini: "Kimmy... Please, listen to them"
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Tamamo: "Oh, also I lassoed the sun, you're welcome! To stretch the days and bring you fun~ Mikon~!"

-Who will be the hero amgst this catastrophe?-

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Kamui: "This isn't the first time we've dealt with dangerous foes. This Rita would be just another ordinary couple of days for us. We can give you the life you seek. A life where you can live rather than merely try to barely survive."
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Mipha: "Make it stop...!" >_<

Urbosa: "Where's the power source...?"
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Wolf: "We've never seen their spirits, so it can be assumed their deaths were the peaceful kind, their souls put to rest."
Not the first time indeed, quite the contrary. We've defeated many dangerous and powerful beings such as...Well, would you like us to go down the list?

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"Somewhere...!"
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TLink: Hey then, you can at least take peace in that.

-Not even that-

-Did I mention that things is the actual Jabberwock?- :V
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-She finds him... Tangled in the web of a giant spider!-

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"Oof"
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"Well that came out of nowhere :V"

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Rin: -Fainted of the cuteness-
Vulpix...? (What happened to you two...?)

"Winter approached them both and tapped them with her paw, trying to see if they'd regain consciousness."
 
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Kamui: "This isn't the first time we've dealt with dangerous foes. This Rita would be just another ordinary couple of days for us. We can give you the life you seek. A life where you can live rather than merely try to barely survive."
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Mipha: "Make it stop...!" >_<

Urbosa: "Where's the power source...?"
Not the first time indeed, quite the contrary. We've defeated many dangerous and powerful beings such as...Well, would you like us to go down the list?

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"Somewhere...!"
Ranger Slayer: "...She has complete control over my planet, it's not that simple..."
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-She sees the cord that connects to the mics!-
"Oof"
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"Well that came out of nowhere :V"
-Yeah, so not an easy thing to beat-
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-And then comes the giant spider!-
 

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-For sure, as it punches next!-
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-Savagely-
Star: Shimmering Crystal Seesaw! "She casts the seesaw and stands on one end of it...The punch ends up hitting the other side and thus Star gets launched far away from the monster."
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"Vicious spider it must be, then"

"But one good hit with the chainsaw to it's head and brain should be more than enough to kill it"
 
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Star: Shimmering Crystal Seesaw! "She casts the seesaw and stands on one end of it...The punch ends up hitting the other side and thus Star gets launched far away from the monster."
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"Vicious spider it must be, then"

"But one good hit with the chainsaw to it's head and brain should be more than enough to kill it"
-The monster is now soaring through the skies, looking for her-
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Aya: "Take this! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!"
 
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