Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

"He laughed evily."

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"He had it coming. :V"
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Steven: It's out there...They'll...They'll find me...Eventually...

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(I don't know! I should stop waiting!)

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"Very much so."

-Time to get some revenge along Pandora, huh?-
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-And at another-

And you stepped on my stomach! It hurted!
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-Yeah, just give them some minutes-
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Ozymandias: "Exactly!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Time to get some revenge along Pandora, huh?-
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-And at another-

And you stepped on my stomach! It hurted!
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-Yeah, just give them some minutes-
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Ozymandias: "Exactly!"

"Totally."
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"More Kremlings turn their attention on attacking her in response."

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"But now it's fading away."

Steven: Oh man, don't go!

"He'll find himself communicating with someone else, soon..."
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(I'm gonna go find her and talk to her!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Totally."
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"More Kremlings turn their attention on attacking her in response."

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"But now it's fading away."

Steven: Oh man, don't go!

"He'll find himself communicating with someone else, soon..."
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(I'm gonna go find her and talk to her!)

-Kyu was more than scared-
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Hey, get away! -Throwing more fireballs at them-
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-Who isn't a friend-
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Marie: "Well said~!" -Pets-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Blake's still very wary...Should be pointed out to her, though, that Pokemon aren't exactly comparable to Servants. :V"

-no one will :V-

Theaitena: "Congratuations then"
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Eleonora: "Potentially 2 years"

Pandora: -evilly laughing-
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Kanna: "Two years before needing to be changed? That's awesome!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-no one will :V-

"It's not gonna stop Weiss from taking in the Vulpix though, is it? :V"

-Kyu was more than scared-
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Hey, get away! -Throwing more fireballs at them-
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-Who isn't a friend-
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Marie: "Well said~!" -Pets-

"Others also saw her comically running away from the Horseless Horsemann on that stream. :V"
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"A Klaptrap charged at her."
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"No, definitely not..."
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"As always he appreciated a petting. "

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: -evilly laughing-
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Kanna: "Two years before needing to be changed? That's awesome!"

-Kyu is shaking in fear-

Theiatena: "Seems we've arranged things, you'll be under the Goddess of Calamity's servitude now"
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Eleonora: "I know I'm a genius"

"Others also saw her comically running away from the Horseless Horsemann on that stream. :V"
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"A Klaptrap charged at her."
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"No, definitely not..."
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"As always he appreciated a petting. "

-She's been humilliated quite plenty, to say the least-
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-And bit her butt, making her yell-
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-At all!-
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Marie: "You can go and get her~"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"It's not gonna stop Weiss from taking in the Vulpix though, is it? :V"

-nope :V-

-Kyu is shaking in fear-

Theiatena: "Seems we've arranged things, you'll be under the Goddess of Calamity's servitude now"
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Eleonora: "I know I'm a genius"

Palu: "I almost feel bad for her... Almost."
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Kanna: "Let's make this treehouse!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-
-She's been humilliated quite plenty, to say the least-
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-And bit her butt, making her yell-
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-At all!-
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Marie: "You can go and get her~"

"Not like it wasn't entirely undeserved."
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"Making her also react like Link does whenever he falls into lava...well, the SS and WW Links, anyway. :V"

"Others start fighting the Kremlings off."
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"As a matter of fact, what he saw was...a flower."
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"He runs off to try and find her."

-nope :V-

"What does Weiss say and do next, then?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"What does Weiss say and do next, then?"

Weiss: "Does it have a name?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: "Does it have a name?"

"The Vulpix has not yet been named."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "I almost feel bad for her... Almost."
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Kanna: "Let's make this treehouse!"

"Not like it wasn't entirely undeserved."

Theia: "It's a bit more hard for me, but I'll admit to should have done it years ago..."

-No one would lament Kyu's current state, the woman deserves it-
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-Bunyan cuts wood-

"Making her also react like Link does whenever he falls into lava...well, the SS and WW Links, anyway. :V"

"Others start fighting the Kremlings off."
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"As a matter of fact, what he saw was...a flower."
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"He runs off to try and find her."

Robin Hood: "What the hell are these?!" -Shooting arrows-
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-Oh no-
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-He sees she's with Weiss now-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"The Vulpix has not yet been named."

Weiss:

Theia: "It's a bit more hard for me, but I'll admit to should have done it years ago..."

-No one would lament Kyu's current state, the woman deserves it-
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-Bunyan cuts wood-

Pandora: "Send her to me then."
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-Kanna helps at that too-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "Send her to me then."
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-Kanna helps at that too-

-Both green haired goddesses warped the ex-fairy to her-
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-Ana uses her scythe and Jack her knives as well-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Theia: "It's a bit more hard for me, but I'll admit to should have done it years ago..."

Robin Hood: "What the hell are these?!" -Shooting arrows-
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-Oh no-
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-He sees she's with Weiss now-

"This oughta keep her from causing more trouble for her future "clients"."
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"Then King K. Rool ambushed him and he did this:"

"Except instead of Mewtwo K. Rool did it to Robin Hood."

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"In that empty black void where he was last sent, Flowey suddenly realized he was not alone anymore. Someone else appeared to be there..." The Stoopid Unikorn

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"He decided not to interrupt, figuring she may have just found her trainer."

Weiss:

"Time to come up with a name for her!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"This oughta keep her from causing more trouble for her future "clients"."
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"Then King K. Rool ambushed him and he did this:"

"Except instead of Mewtwo K. Rool did it to Robin Hood."

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"He decided not to interrupt, figuring she may have just found her trainer."

-Indeed, no more shady methods to get others into her business-
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Robin Hood: "ACK! I just wanted a damned beer! Is that too much to ask for?!"
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-Yeah, let's wait then...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Both green haired goddesses warped the ex-fairy to her-
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-Ana uses her scythe and Jack her knives as well-

Pan: "Hey, Kyu."
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-the knives aren't very effective due to their size-

-neither would the scythe, but remember that one Ruby scene from RWBY V1? :V-

"Time to come up with a name for her!"

Weiss: "How about Winter?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Indeed, no more shady methods to get others into her business-
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Robin Hood: "ACK! I just wanted a damned beer! Is that too much to ask for?!"
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-Yeah, let's wait then...-

"Long as she learns her lesson she'll become a fairy again later, but won't ever pull a stunt like this again."
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"He ran off and attacked Papyrus next. He just half-buried him into the ground with a stomp."

OUCH...!

Bow before your new king, pathetic islanders!
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"He'd probably still be shy around the Vulpix anyway, but he'll talk to her again soon."

Weiss: "How about Winter?"

"She'd seem to accept that name, nodding with a smile."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pan: "Hey, Kyu."
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-the knives aren't very effective due to their size-

-neither would the scythe, but remember that one Ruby scene from RWBY V1? :V-

Kyu: -Gulps- "H-Hey..."
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Theiatena: "Between us, I didn't really take away her immortality, but did still make her human in every other way"
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-They're four big knives though-

-And Ana isn't Ruby- :V

"Long as she learns her lesson she'll become a fairy again later, but won't ever pull a stunt like this again."
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"He ran off and attacked Papyrus next. He just half-buried him into the ground with a stomp."

OUCH...!

Bow before your new king, pathetic islanders!
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"He'd probably still be shy around the Vulpix anyway, but he'll talk to her again soon."

-Nope, not ever-
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Amakusa: -From afar- "Well, what we have here? Sentient crocodiles?"
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-Understandable-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"She'd seem to accept that name, nodding with a smile."

Weiss: "Awww~"

Kyu: -Gulps- "H-Hey..."
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Theiatena: "Between us, I didn't really take away her immortality, but did still make her human in every other way"
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-They're four big knives though-

-And Ana isn't Ruby- :V

Pandora: "How fun was it to try and kill me?"
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Palu: "Will she still age?"
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-she can take out big trees then-

-but her scythe can cut anything, so it could cut trees too :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "How fun was it to try and kill me?"
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Palu: "Will she still age?"
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-she can take out big trees then-

-but her scythe can cut anything, so it could cut trees too :V-

Kyu: "I didn't mean to kill you..."
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Theia: "No, but let's make her think so to scare her"
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-That's the point- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "I didn't mean to kill you..."
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Theia: "No, but let's make her think so to scare her"
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-That's the point- :V

Pandora: "Ya right!"
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Palu: "I like the way you think."
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KEK

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "Ya right!"
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Palu: "I like the way you think."
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KEK

Kyu: "For real! I'm sorry! I din't knew it would do that!"
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Theia: -Chuckles- "Never thought we'd bond over brainstoming how to torture my subordinate"
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-Trees are down!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Nope, not ever-
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Amakusa: -From afar- "Well, what we have here? Sentient crocodiles?"
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-Understandable-

"Unless she wants to stay like this or suffer an even worse fate."
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The King of the Kremlings himself, King K. Rool!

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(She's so pretty...I'm glad she's found a trainer of her own! I should leave them alone for now.)

Weiss: "Awww~"

"Weiss is now officially the trainer of Winter, the Alolan Vulpix!"

"In that empty black void where he was last sent, Flowey suddenly realized he was not alone anymore. Someone else appeared to be there..." The Stoopid Unikorn

"

This went unreplied, Uni.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"In that empty black void where he was last sent, Flowey suddenly realized he was not alone anymore. Someone else appeared to be there..." The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn

Huh? Who's there?

Kyu: "For real! I'm sorry! I din't knew it would do that!"
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Theia: -Chuckles- "Never thought we'd bond over brainstoming how to torture my subordinate"
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-Trees are down!-

Pandora:
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Palu: "Me neither."
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-but only enough to make the house-

-furniture will have to way until all the plans are made-

"Weiss is now officially the trainer of Winter, the Alolan Vulpix!"

Weiss: -HUGS-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Huh? Who's there?

"...It's that "bubble boy"...Steven Universe!"

Weiss: -HUGS-

Vulpix! Vulpix! (I have a trainer! I have trainer!)

"Nuzzled her new trainer happily."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Unless she wants to stay like this or suffer an even worse fate."
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The King of the Kremlings himself, King K. Rool!

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(She's so pretty...I'm glad she's found a trainer of her own! I should leave them alone for now.)

-Neither for sure-
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Amakusa: "Ah? Wait, I think you were mentioned by Mario once..."
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-Very well, his Trainers will understand why he left her be for now-

Pandora:
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Palu: "Me neither."
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-but only enough to make the house-

-furniture will have to way until all the plans are made-

-Kyu is very nervous, knowing she has no way out of this-
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Theia: "Want to act like sisters for once and plan on how to tease others?"
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-Fair enough, and it'll most likely have to be bought-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Neither for sure-
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Amakusa: "Ah? Wait, I think you were mentioned by Mario once..."
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-Very well, his Trainers will understand why he left her be for now-

"Nope, she was on thin ice before, she better makes sure she doesn't end up that way again. :V"
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You know of that legandary good guy? Aha, he's a rare foe who's a friend to my main foe! Yes, for over a decade I've been in hiding, biding my time, training myself, gathering my forces, preparing for a plan that would give me ULTIMATE payback against those Kongs at long last, and now, I finally return, visiting this world to conquer lands new! Do you want a fight over it, or do you want to show a king the respect he deserves?!
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"He's a nice fella, and knows it'd be rude to interrupt them."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"...It's that "bubble boy"...Steven Universe!"

...Who?

Vulpix! Vulpix! (I have a trainer! I have trainer!)

"Nuzzled her new trainer happily."

Weiss: "I... don't understand a thing you said, but you seem really happy~"

-Kyu is very nervous, knowing she has no way out of this-
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Theia: "Want to act like sisters for once and plan on how to tease others?"
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-Fair enough, and it'll most likely have to be bought-

Pandora: "Something's different about you..."
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Palu: "Sure."
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-or crafted using more wood?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

ULTIMATE

I see what you did there

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Nope, she was on thin ice before, she better makes sure she doesn't end up that way again. :V"
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You know of that legandary good guy? Aha, he's a rare foe who's a friend to my main foe! Yes, for over a decade I've been in hiding, biding my time, training myself, gathering my forces, preparing for a plan that would give me ULTIMATE payback against those Kongs at long last, and now, I finally return, visiting this world to conquer lands new! Do you want a fight over it, or do you want to show a king the respect he deserves?!
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"He's a nice fella, and knows it'd be rude to interrupt them."

-I always wanted to find some way to break that ice, now this is perfect-
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Amakusa: "You're interrupting a vacation now, so I think I'll go for the fight"
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-Of course, he's a good boy!-

Medusa: "Huh? You're back"

Pandora: "Something's different about you..."
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Palu: "Sure."
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-or crafted using more wood?-

Kyu: "My boss turned me human..."
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-The kids will be happy to see mommy and auntie finally getting along-

Theia: "To your room then"
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-Some furniture, yeah, but not all of it-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

...Who?

"He remembers when Gaster spoke of those clusters undernearth the planets, those geo-weapons composed of millions of destroyed Gems, living beings now forced to become weapons, their minds broken thoroughly in the process...and rather than destroy them, they saved them. He even heard that Steven saved one of the two Clusters singlehandedly, bubbling the whole thing. He saved those millions of broken Gems and the planet the weapon they were apart of threatened to destroy."

(Flowey asked about possibly meeting Steven once and even called him "bubble boy" at the time, so...not sure if you remember that at this point, but he gets to meet him now. )

Weiss: "I... don't understand a thing you said, but you seem really happy~"


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"She nodded."

-I always wanted to find some way to break that ice, now this is perfect-
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Amakusa: "You're interrupting a vacation now, so I think I'll go for the fight"
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-Of course, he's a good boy!-

Medusa: "Huh? You're back"

"Eeyup!"
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(I am...She just now found a trainer of her own. I didn't want to interrupt.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "My boss turned me human..."
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-The kids will be happy to see mommy and auntie finally getting along-

Theia: "To your room then"
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-Some furniture, yeah, but not all of it-

Pan:
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Palu: "M-My room?"
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-indeed-

"He remembers when Gaster spoke of those clusters undernearth the planets, those geo-weapons composed of millions of destroyed Gems, living beings now forced to become weapons, their minds broken thoroughly in the process...and rather than destroy them, they saved them. He even heard that Steven saved one of the two Clusters singlehandedly, bubbling the whole thing. He saved those millions of broken Gems and the planet the weapon they were apart of threatened to destroy."

(Flowey asked about possibly meeting Steven once and even called him "bubble boy" at the time, so...not sure if you remember that at this point, but he gets to meet him now. )

Oh wait... I remember...

(Wait... wasn't Flowey stuck fishing with Old Man Consequences?)

"She nodded."

Weiss: "Awww~"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Eeyup!"
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(I am...She just now found a trainer of her own. I didn't want to interrupt.)

-Was it good?-
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-Amakusa tried to block with his sword!-
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Medusa: "Oh. Then it's understandable"

Ozymandias: "Correct, next time though, keep on the courage you currently hold to get to her!"

Pan:
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Palu: "M-My room?"
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-indeed-

Kyu: "W-What will you make me do...?"
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Venus: "Why not? Unless you want to go to Sky Garden or can think of another place"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh wait... I remember...

(Wait... wasn't Flowey stuck fishing with Old Man Consequences?)


Weiss: "Awww~"

Steven: Huh...? Wait, it's you! That flower guy, Flow...Asriel...

(No, Monika sent him somewhere else, alone, trapping him so she could replace him. Only Isis and Chara wound up with Old Man Consequences.)

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"The Vulpix is very happy now."

-Was it good?-
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-Amakusa tried to block with his sword!-
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Medusa: "Oh. Then it's understandable"

Ozymandias: "Correct, next time though, keep on the courage you currently hold to get to her!"
"

"I'd say it's sufficient."
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"He ran up to him,. looking like hwas about to strike...! And then grabbed him by his collar instead. :V"

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(I will, I promise!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "W-What will you make me do...?"
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Venus: "Why not? Unless you want to go to Sky Garden or can think of another place"

Pandora: "How about a date with Merasmus?" :V
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Palu: "No, it's fine."

Steven: Huh...? Wait, it's you! That flower guy, Flow...Asriel...

(No, Monika sent him somewhere else, alone, trapping him so she could replace him. Only Isis and Chara wound up with Old Man Consequences.)

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"The Vulpix is very happy now."

(Oh, right)

What do you want, bubble boy?
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-so is Weiss-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

(Oh, right)

What do you want, bubble boy?
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-so is Weiss-

Steven: I didn't come here on purpose! I'm...probably not where you actually are, see I have these powers that let me connect to people's minds when I'm asleep, and well...I guess I found my way to yours. Since I'm here...I guess I just wanna know...why? Why do you have to hurt everyone? Don't you see where it's gotten you?

"The flower has been alone in empty darkness since Monika took his place, and has no escape from it. This fate...must've made him miserable."

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"Blake still wary about this?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: I didn't come here on purpose! I'm...probably not where you actually are, see I have these powers that let me connect to people's minds when I'm asleep, and well...I guess I found my way to yours. Since I'm here...I guess I just wanna know...why? Why do you have to hurt everyone? Don't you see where it's gotten you?

"The flower has been alone in empty darkness since Monika took his place, and has no escape from it. This fate...must've made him miserable."

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"Blake still wary about this?"

I... I do now...

(mobile sucks so no font)
—-
-very much so-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I... I do now...

(mobile sucks so no font)
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-very much so-

Steven: Didn't you ever miss what you used to have...? A family? A life? People who cared about you?
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"Seems she'll just have to get used to her teammate having this fox Pokemon around..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"I'd say it's sufficient."

-Thank you, and now...-

Pandora: "How about a date with Merasmus?" :V

Kyu: -Gulps-

-Seems Pandora's first order is quite interesting-

"He ran up to him,. looking like hwas about to strike...! And then grabbed him by his collar instead. :V"

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(I will, I promise!)

Amakusa: -Surprised as he expected something like a full blown punch ora tackle-
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Marie: "Now how about you take some rest~?"

Palu: "No, it's fine."

Theia: "Let's go then" -Warp-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Thank you, and now...-

Kyu: -Gulps-

-Seems Pandora's first order is quite interesting-

Amakusa: -Surprised as he expected something like a full blown punch ora tackle-
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Marie: "Now how about you take some rest~?"

"He won't even date Kyu; he'll just send more monsters and spells after her when she shows up. :V"

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"Perhaps later, as right now, he opts to shove him halfway into the ground with great force...and then punches him in the face with a boxing glove equipped."
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(That's a good idea...)

"He goes to take a nap."

"Their little Eevee's growing up. Besides his increasing bravery, he's started hanging out with more Pokemon his age, and among them, he has developed a crush on that Vulpix girl."