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Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

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"Just leftover rifts from said disaster preventation. :V"
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"Unless any one of them want to come along for the search on the Roaming Eye."
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(What?)
Eh? What is that...?
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-Well, maybe both and then they called the Gokaigers-
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Ozymandias: "That attitude of doubt should be prohibited"
Palu: "That's no excuse!"
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Hinoka: :)
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Kanna: "Yes, that too!"
Theia: "I usually tolerate your attitude as it harms no one, but this? You went too far..."

Kyu: "W-What are you gonna do to me?"

Theia: -Shoots a beam at her, that has Kyu turn into her human disguise-



Kyu: "... W-What's this?"

Theia: "Oh, you are not a fairy anymore: You're a human. One with horrible magic circuits at that. One who can't have sexual intercourse without the consequence of bearing a child. One that has no real chance of communicating to Sky Garden and I. One that needs water and food to eat. One that needs a job to get a hold in life.

This, is your punishment"

Kyu: "............................................." :c -Falls to her knees-
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Alice: "Can we have a library?"
-Theia sees or hears of the other doll at all?-

ACID INK!
-a spit of ink-

So evil! I love it!
....but you still made one for me to eat, right? :p
-Right now, she's busy unishing Kyu-
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Zephyrmon: "WIND OF PAIN!"
-Hurls feathers as arrows-
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Right, who you think I am? :p
 
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Theia: "I usually tolerate your attitude as it harms no one, but this? You went too far..."

Kyu: "W-What are you gonna do to me?"

Theia: -Shoots a beam at her, that has Kyu turn into her human disguise-



Kyu: "... W-What's this?"

Theia: "Oh, you are not a fairy anymore: You're a human. One with horrible magic circuits at that. One who can't have sexual intercourse without the consequence of bearing a child. One that has no real chance of communicating to Sky Garden and I. One that needs water and food to eat. One that needs a job to get a hold in life.

This, is your punishment"

Kyu: "............................................." :c -Falls to her knees-
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Alice: "Can we have a library?"
Palu: "Should we tell Pandora?" :p
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Kanna: "Why not?"

Mash: "This a Vulpix, an Ice-type Pokémon brought in recently"

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Yang: "No wonder it likes Weiss then." :p
 

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Palu: "Should we tell Pandora?" :p
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Kanna: "Why not?"


Yang: "No wonder it likes Weiss then." :p
Theia: "Why not? It will spread the news faster" :smirk:

Kyu: "Y-You can't do this to me! I am your most productive employee! I've dedicated all my life to you!"

Theia: "Yes, yes I can. Most productive fairy or not, there are thousands of fairies out there who fill their quotas, it's time you face some consequences"

Kyu: "This can't be..."
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Alice: "Great! I'll need to bring various books!"
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Mash: "Huh? Oh, I get it!"
-so no one suspects a thing....- :V

-taking all the hits because huge target-

Heh.
-Except poor Absol, and the other doll was killed before it could warn the others of that it's something worse than it- :V
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-That's when Liz leaped and struck Zephrymon from behind!-
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-Opens door- Let's execute the order, Mas-ter~
 
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-Except poor Absol, and the other doll was killed before it could warn the others of that it's something worse than it- :V
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-That's when Liz leaped and struck Zephrymon from behind!-
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-Opens door- Let's execute the order, Mas-ter~
-exactly-

-how effective was the attack?-

-they do-
 

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Theia: "Why not? It will spread the news faster" :smirk:

Kyu: "Y-You can't do this to me! I am your most productive employee! I've dedicated all my life to you!"

Theia: "Yes, yes I can. Most productive fairy or not, there are thousands of fairies out there who fill their quotas, it's time you face some consequences"

Kyu: "This can't be..."
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Alice: "Great! I'll need to bring various books!"
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Mash: "Huh? Oh, I get it!"
Palu: "Something like this has been a long time coming, Kyu."
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Kanna: "Let;s wait until the treehouse is finished first..."
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Yang: "I know, right?" :p
 

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Palu: "Something like this has been a long time coming, Kyu."
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Kanna: "Let's wait until the treehouse is finished first..."
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Yang: "I know, right?" :p
Theia: "I am not cruel, I'll return you to your old position once you actually learn something about responsibility.

But knowing you, it will take long"

Kyu: "..." -Gulps-
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Alice: "Oh, right!"
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Mash: "That's kind of cold..."
 

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Theia: "I am not cruel, I'll return you to your old position once you actually learn something about responsibility.

But knowing you, it will take long"

Kyu: "..." -Gulps-
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Alice: "Oh, right!"
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Mash: "That's kind of cold..."
Palu: "I personally bet she'd die of old age before that happens." :p
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Kanna: "But we can totally plan for a library. Anything else?"
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Yang: "I was just saying that before of the whole Ice Queen thing. I'm not being mean or anything."

-Weiss too busy holding and petting the Vulpix to pay attention-
 

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Palu: "I personally bet she'd die of old age before that happens." :p
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Kanna: "But we can totally plan for a library. Anything else?"
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Yang: "I was just saying that before of the whole Ice Queen thing. I'm not being mean or anything."

-Weiss too busy holding and petting the Vulpix to pay attention-
Kyu: "I don't want to grow old and not be hot!" :c

Theia: "Then learn to assume and take care for your actions! Else... You'll prove my sister right"
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Ana: "Can we add a pool?"
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Mash: "Ooooh, it's teasing between friends"
 

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Kyu: "I don't want to grow old and not be hot!" :c

Theia: "Then learn to assume and take care for your actions! Else... You'll prove my sister right"
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Ana: "Can we add a pool?"
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Mash: "Ooooh, it's teasing between friends"
Palu: "So... are you just going to have her aimlessly wander around?"
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Kanna: "We could have one outside the treehouse... but we'll work on it once we move it back home."
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Yang: "Exactly." :p
 
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-She didn't expect anything more-

Jeanne Lily: "How should I call you?"
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Zephyrmon: "H-Hey!"
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-She enters her room, wanting to play with her, ahem, toys-
-nickname the Tails Doll? XD-
-wait, didn't some creepypastas give "her" a name?-


-she's slammed repeatedly against the ocean-

-and then she finds sandvich-
 

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Palu: "So... are you just going to have her aimlessly wander around?"
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Kanna: "We could have one outside the treehouse... but we'll work on it once we move it back home."
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Yang: "Exactly." :p
Theia: "Well, what else could I do?"
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Gil: "What about a gaming room?"

Jack: "We need electricity for that"

Gil: "Oh, right"
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Mash: "Sounds nice!"

-Gotta wait for KoP-
 

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-nickname the Tails Doll? XD-
-wait, didn't some creepypastas give "her" a name?-


-she's slammed repeatedly against the ocean-

-and then she finds sandvich-
-Yep, nickname the Tails Doll-

Jeanne Lily: "How about... Johnny the Fox?"
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Zephyrmon: "Owww..."

Elizabeth: "That's right! Teach her good manners!"
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-A piercing shriek was heard from her room-
 

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Eh? What is that...?
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-Well, maybe both and then they called the Gokaigers-
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Ozymandias: "That attitude of doubt should be prohibited"
"KREMLING KREW"

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"Excellent idea."

"Maybe Star's dimensional scissors would help to some degree, too."

"Another one to call could be that robot, Jenny."
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(A-Alright...)

Mash: "This a Vulpix, an Ice-type Pokémon brought in recently"

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Yang: "No wonder it likes Weiss then." :p
Yang: "I was just saying that before of the whole Ice Queen thing. I'm not being mean or anything."

-Weiss too busy holding and petting the Vulpix to pay attention-
"The Vulpx never seemed so happy up until now."

"She appreciated all the kind and helpful things Mash did for her when she was first brought in, but the Vulpix seemed to just naturally take towards Weiss."
 
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-Yep, nickname the Tails Doll-

Jeanne Lily: "How about... Johnny the Fox?"
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Zephyrmon: "Owww..."

Elizabeth: "That's right! Teach her good manners!"
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-A piercing shriek was heard from her room-
-Doll doesn't respond-
-but she didn't expect it to anyway-

-and then a drowning attempt is made-

-Monika laughs evilly-
 

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Theia: "Well, what else could I do?"
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Gil: "What about a gaming room?"

Jack: "We need electricity for that"

Gil: "Oh, right"
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Mash: "Sounds nice!"

-Gotta wait for KoP-
Palu: "Leave her with Merasmus." :p
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Kanna: "So?"

The Vulpx never seemed so happy up until now."

"She appreciated all the kind and helpful things Mash did for her when she was first brought in, but the Vulpix seemed to just naturally take towards Weiss."
Weiss: "Who's a cutie? Yes you are~" :3
 

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"KREMLING KREW"

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"Excellent idea."

"Maybe Star's dimensional scissors would help to some degree, too."

"Another one to call could be that robot, Jenny."
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(A-Alright...)
Huh? Crocs from the Mushroom World?
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-So all of them are contacted!-
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Ozymandias: "You have done so much for the entire multiverse's sake, talking to a lady should be no challenge!"
-Doll doesn't respond-
-but she didn't expect it to anyway-

-and then a drowning attempt is made-

-Monika laughs evilly-
-Nope-

Jeanne Lily: "Or how about, Rudolph the Fox?"
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Zephyrmon: "GILGAMESH UPPER!" -attacked before she could-
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And I installed a camera to record the moment. :p
Palu: "Leave her with Merasmus." :p
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Kanna: "So?"
Theiatena: "You know? That sounds actually good" :smirk:

Kyu: :c
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Miyu: "I think she means we can't install an electrical system"
 
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Weiss: "Who's a cutie? Yes you are~" :3
"Perhaps the Vulpix's trainer should be Weiss...?"

Huh? Crocs from the Mushroom World?
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-So all of them are contacted!-
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Ozymandias: "You have done so much for the entire multiverse's sake, talking to a lady should be no challenge!"
"Yep. :V"

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"And they rush to the Moon before immediately setting out from there upon hearing it."
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(...It shouldn't be...)
 
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"Yep. :V"

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"And they rush to the Moon before immediately setting out from there upon hearing it."
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(...It shouldn't be...)
-Is the King actually with them?- :p

... Oh well, others can take care of it. :V
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Marvelous: "So the kid has been lost?"

Martha: "Correct..."
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Ozymandias: "Exactly! You are more than a brave individual, trying to get the affections of a girl should be little in comparison to have faced gods themselves and stading against them!"
 

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-Is the King actually with them?- :p

... Oh well, others can take care of it. :V
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Marvelous: "So the kid has been lost?"

Martha: "Correct..."
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Ozymandias: "Exactly! You are more than a brave individual, trying to get the affections of a girl should be little in comparison to have faced gods themselves and stading against them!"
Everyone make way for KING K. ROOL, professional bad guy!

"Several of the Kritters rush into town...and don't notice Din, and the result is that an entire army of them tramples over her."
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But his powers should let him survive for some time, right?! Otherwise we'd already be too late...
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"Not to mention having made friggin' Flowey into his chew toy at one point."
 

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Everyone make way for KING K. ROOL, professional bad guy!

"Several of the Kritters rush into town...and don't notice Din, and the result is that an entire army of them tramples over her."
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But his powers should let him survive for some time, right?! Otherwise we'd already be too late...
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"Not to mention having made friggin' Flowey into his chew toy at one point."
LMAO

Ack! Hey! That hurts! Jerks! Ouch!
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Martha: "... At least we'd know what happened to him rather than having no answer..."
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Medusa: "You even chewed on that flower despite seeing what it was capable of"

Marie: "You are such a brave fella despite your size~"
 

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LMAO

Ack! Hey! That hurts! Jerks! Ouch!
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Martha: "... At least we'd know what happened to him rather than having no answer..."
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Medusa: "You even chewed on that flower despite seeing what it was capable of"

Marie: "You are such a brave fella despite your size~"
"She was in a lot of pain, now."

Another island to claim for ourselves! This one will fall and bow before me in mere minutes!

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"Elsewhere, Steven was currently unconscious in his bubble."

If we still have time, then we can't waste it! We have to split up and move out right away!
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(...You know...You're right...I really am a lot braver than I used to be.)

"It's a far cry from the Eevee who was ran and hid from their former enemy Peridot, and also the menacing, thundering Rider who gave him his name."
 
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"She was in a lot of pain, now."

Another island to claim for ourselves! This one will fall and bow before me in mere minutes!

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"Elsewhere, Steven was currently unconscious in his bubble."

If we still have time, then we can't waste it! We have to split up and move out right away!
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(...You know...You're right...I really am a lot braver than I used to be.)

"It's a far cry from the Eevee who was ran and hid from their former enemy Peridot, and also the menacing, thundering Rider who gave him his name."
HEY YOU JERKS! APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW!
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Marvelous: "Very well, let's not waste time"
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Ozymandias: "Exactly, you have to show the world, no, every world, what you are capable of!"
 

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-Same for Theia as they begin to contact Pandora and Merasmus- KingofPhantoms KingofPhantoms
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Illya: "I don't know any electric spells..."

Alice: "Same..."
Pandora: "Palutena? What do you want?"
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Kanna: "Eleonora could help?"

-does the young genius come to the conclusion of making all their electronics runs through magic rather than electricity?-
 

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HEY YOU JERKS! APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW!
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Marvelous: "Very well, let's not waste time"
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Ozymandias: "Exactly, you have to show the world, no, every world, what you are capable of!"
"A few of them do. The rest don't even hear her. :V"

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"Off they go!"

"Steven is drifting through space..."
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(YEAH!)

Weiss: "Does it have a Trainer?"
"Mash informs them that the Vulpix does not have a trainer yet."
 
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Pandora: "Palutena? What do you want?"
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Kanna: "Eleonora could help?"

-does the young genius come to the conclusion of making all their electronics runs through magic rather than electricity?-
Theia: "Hello, Goddess of Calamity, would you like a slave?" :p
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Eleonora: "Well, if you allow me, I could make an battery for electric energy running on the fragment of a Crystalized Lore"
"A few of them do. The rest don't even hear her. :V"

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"Off they go!"

"Steven is drifting through space..."
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(YEAH!)
What of the rest of you?
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-The others still looking for him-

-The Gokaigers might get close-
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Ozymandias: "The ideal partner of a Pharaoh knows how to conquer all their doubts, and you more than can!"
Weiss: "Does it have a Trainer?"
"Mash informs them that the Vulpix does not have a trainer yet."
Mash: "Not right now"
 

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Chaldea? Calling me, first? Oh, what's the problem?! I didn't even do anything this time!

What of the rest of you?
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-The others still looking for him-

-The Gokaigers might get close-
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Ozymandias: "The ideal partner of a Pharaoh knows how to conquer all their doubts, and you more than can!"


Mash: "Not right now"
"They're running into the town to plunder and take over."
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"Perhaps he'll drift off into the mindscape and find himself communicating with someone through his telepathy, even."
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(...Maybe I can! Yeah!)
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"But they may have just found her one."
 

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"Mash informs them that the Vulpix does not have a trainer yet."
Weiss: :b:

Blake: "You already have a Servant."

Theia: "Hello, Goddess of Calamity, would you like a slave?" :p
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Eleonora: "Well, if you allow me, I could make an battery for electric energy running on the fragment of a Crystalized Lore"
Pandora: "If it's Kyu, the answer is yes."
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Kanna: "How long would it last?"
 

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Chaldea? Calling me, first? Oh, what's the problem?! I didn't even do anything this time!
Theiatena: "I am the goddess Kyu works under, and just so you know, I just turned her into a human as punishment"
Pandora: "If it's Kyu, the answer is yes."
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Kanna: "How long would it last?"
Theaitena: "Congratuations then"
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Eleonora: "Potentially 2 years"
"They're running into the town to plunder and take over."
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"Perhaps he'll drift off into the mindscape and find himself communicating with someone through his telepathy, even."
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(...Maybe I can! Yeah!)
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"But they may have just found her one."
-Din sighed, and threw a fireball at one-
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-Maybe, maybe...-
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Ozymandias: "Yes! That's what you must set in mind!"
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-As it seems-
 

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Theiatena: "I am the goddess Kyu works under, and just so you know, I just turned her into a human as punishment"

-Din sighed, and threw a fireball at one-
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-Maybe, maybe...-
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Ozymandias: "Yes! That's what you must set in mind!"
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-As it seems-
...Oohoohahahahahaha! Such karma!

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"He was launched into the air comically."
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"As a matter of fact, he was doing just that."

Steven: ...Wha? Oh, it's this dream power thing again...
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(Ha! I will! I can totally do this!)

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"Mash's thoughts?"
 
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...Oohoohahahahahaha! Such karma!

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"He was launched into the air comically."
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"As a matter of fact, he was doing just that."

Steven: ...Wha? Oh, it's this dream power thing again...
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(Ha! I will! I can totally do this!)

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"Mash's thoughts?"
Theiatena: "And I shall inform that you can do whatever you please with her now, consider it some revenge" :p
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That's for stepping on my face!
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-He can see the Gokai Galleon very far in the distance, but it's still there-
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Ozymandias: "Yes! So what are you waiting?"
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Mash: Seems she has quickly attached...
 

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Theiatena: "And I shall inform that you can do whatever you please with her now, consider it some revenge" :p
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That's for stepping on my face!
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-He can see the Gokai Galleon very far in the distance, but it's still there-
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Ozymandias: "Yes! So what are you waiting?"
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Mash: Seems she has quickly attached...
"He laughed evily."

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"He had it coming. :V"
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Steven: It's out there...They'll...They'll find me...Eventually...

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(I don't know! I should stop waiting!)

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"Very much so."
 
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