Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Doc: ...Alright! All's well, then!

...Wait, no it's not! We still need to find Jasper! You know those Gems. You have answers! Tell us what the real answer is!

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(That sounds nice!)

Martha: "Already told you, haven't we?"
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Mash: "I mean, sure, why not?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: "Already told you, haven't we?"
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Mash: "I mean, sure, why not?"

Doc: We can't go back until we've found her, and we don't believe you!

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(Then will you take me on one?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Doc: We can't go back until we've found her, and we don't believe you!

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(Then will you me on one?)

Martha: "You can go look anywhere, you won't find her and will end wasting your time"
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Mash: "Come with me then"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: "You can go look anywhere, you won't find her and will end wasting your time"
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Mash: "Come with me then"

"They they hear a gruff voice say "HEY!"."

"...And see that Amethyst has shapeshifted to maker herself resemble Jasper."

Amethyst:...I'm right here!

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"Off they go."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They they hear a gruff voice say "HEY!"."

"...And see that Amethyst has shapeshifted to maker herself resemble Jasper."

Amethyst:...I'm right here!

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"Off they go."

Martha: "..." -Had to suppress the urge to facepalm hard-
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-To the beach!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: "..." -Had to suppress the urge to facepalm hard-
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-To the beach!-

"Pearl showed up and facepalmed without hesitation."

Pearl: You've got to be kidding...there's no way this will wo-

Doc: Hey look, it's Jasper!

Eyeball: Jasper! I'm Ruby 1F4 Cut-4ND. I fought in the war for Earth.

"...They bought it."

___

(Such a pretty ocean, completely unfrozen...)

 

[Deleted member]

-She went for a cheek peck-
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-She will see Kazemon later again today-
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Heya there~! -Wearing a maid uniform-



-They all see the doll actually changes from being motionless and shaking, to actually wrap its arms around Patxi as if trying to get protection from something worse-

KingofPhantoms @GoldenYuiitusin

-he faints!-

-oh joy...-

H-hey...
(Remind me again what was warned about in regards to Flowey, it's been forever since this was addressed.)


-confused-

-still tripping out; no one notices that?-
KingofPhantoms The Stoopid Unikorn

 

[KingofPhantoms]

H-hey...
(Remind me again what was warned about in regards to Flowey, it's been forever since this was addressed.)


-confused-

-still tripping out; no one notices that?-
KingofPhantoms The Stoopid Unikorn

...

I don't even remember myself, honestly. Just that, wherever Monika sent him, he's still there, conscious and intact. The possibility that he could break free exists I suppose, but I didn't have any finalized ideas how that would happen, and I don't believe Uni does either.

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"Patxi, the Eevee whose trainers are the Riders, was quick to ask what was up with the Absol."

(Hey...What's the matter?)

 

[Deleted member]

...

I don't even remember myself, honestly. Just that, wherever Monika sent him, he's still there, conscious and intact. The possibility that he could break free exists I suppose, but I didn't have any finalized ideas how that would happen, and I don't believe Uni does either.

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"Patxi, the Eevee whose trainers are the Riders, was quick to ask what was up with the Absol."

(Hey...What's the matter?)

-but in the meantime, his spirit is still broken, right?-


-he's seeing so many conflicting visions at once....none of them are real, but he doesn't know that-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-but in the meantime, his spirit is still broken, right?-


-he's seeing so many conflicting visions at once....none of them are real, but he doesn't know that-

""Spirit" as in pride, emotions and attitude, or "Spirit" as in soul? If he's conscious, then yeah, the former would definitely be true He's all alone in a dark void of nothing, for the time being. No victims, no friends...literally nothing to see or do. He's trapped. That would break his spirit, for sure."

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"Waving one paw in front of his face, trying to get his attention."

 

[Deleted member]

""Spirit" as in pride, emotions and attitude, or "Spirit" as in soul? If he's conscious, then yeah, the former would definitely be true He's all alone in a dark void of nothing, for the time being. No victims, no friends...literally nothing to see or do. He's trapped. That would break his spirit, for sure."

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"Waving one paw in front of his face, trying to get his attention."

-former-

-still freaking out-
-should probably be recalled in his Ba-....-wait, he hasn't been caught yet-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-former-

-still freaking out-
-should probably be recalled in his Ba-....-wait, he hasn't been caught yet-

"Yeah, there's no question that his spirit has been broken from his time in there."
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(He's not saying anything...He won't calm down, and he hasn't been captured yet! Doesn't he have a trainer?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Margaretha really hopes it boosts her confidence in her appearance-
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Erika: "No, it's okay"

Kuro: "Welp, you heard her"
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Theiatena: "Huh, it did what?"

-They all see the doll actually changes from being motionless and shaking, to actually wrap its arms around Patxi as if trying to get protection from something worse-

-it won’t :V
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Kanna: “You could still keep an eye on things then, little sister...” -really wants all her friends to be there-
—-
-Qrow takes the opportunity to stab the doll with his scythe-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Pearl showed up and facepalmed without hesitation."

Pearl: You've got to be kidding...there's no way this will wo-

Doc: Hey look, it's Jasper!

Eyeball: Jasper! I'm Ruby 1F4 Cut-4ND. I fought in the war for Earth.

"...They bought it."

___

(Such a pretty ocean, completely unfrozen...)

-Now Martha didn't contain her facepalm-
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-Able to swim in it...-

-he faints!-

-oh joy...-

H-hey...
(Remind me again what was warned about in regards to Flowey, it's been forever since this was addressed.)

Kazemon: "Oh my, that was fun~"
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-As in, after she gets out the park-
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I see you're nervous on something.
Zelretch said that his spirit would have eventually been saved like in-game iirc, it was too long ago.

(What the...? It's...almost like it's scared of something else...)

Either it softened up now that it's vulnerable, or this is a bad sign hinting that something even worse is nearby.

-still tripping out; no one notices that?-
KingofPhantoms The Stoopid Unikorn

-Qrow takes the opportunity to stab the doll with his scythe-

Amakusa: "Hm? What's wrong with that Pokémon?"

-The doll then screamed after Qrow stabbed it-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Now Martha didn't contain her facepalm-
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-Able to swim in it...-

Amakusa: "Hm? What's wrong with that Pokémon?"

-The doll then screamed after Qrow stabbed it-

"They did question why "Jasper" had the colors of an Amethyst, though...At least until she told them the Earth's sun "tanned" her, turning her purple. Which the Rubies instantly believed."
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"Very different from the environment she was born in, but she still doesn't feel too out of place."

"This is technically an Alolan Vulpix, after all. "

Amakusa: "Hm? What's wrong with that Pokémon?"

-The doll then screamed after Qrow stabbed it-

(I don't know...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-it won’t :V
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Kanna: “You could still keep an eye on things then, little sister...” -really wants all her friends to be there-

Unreplied

-The doll then screamed after Qrow stabbed it-

-Qrow then shoots-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They did question why "Jasper" had the colors of an Amethyst, though...At least until she told them the Earth's sun "tanned" her, turning her purple. Which the Rubies instantly believed."
___

"Very different from the environment she was born in, but she still doesn't feel too out of place."

"This is technically an Alolan Vulpix, after all. "

Martha: "..." Why did the Diamonds assigned such mission to obviously not competent enough soldiers?
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-Pretty much-

Mash: "By the way, what's her species called?"

Unreplied

-LOL poor Hinoka-
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Erika: "I don't know..."

(I don't know...)

-Qrow then shoots-

-Doll is entirely motionless and lets go of Patxi-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-LOL poor Hinoka-
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Erika: "I don't know..."

-Doll is entirely motionless and lets go of Patxi-

-indeed-
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Kanna: "You could encourage us."
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-Qrow shoots more, just to make sure it's dead-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: "..." Why did the Diamonds assigned such mission to obviously not competent enough soldiers?
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-Pretty much-

Mash: "By the way, what's her species called?"

-Doll is entirely motionless and lets go of Patxi-

"They thought a recovery mission would be easy enough. :V"

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Vulpix!

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"Patxi lets go of it, more accurately."

(At least this thing's not gonna cause any more trouble...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
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Kanna: "You could encourage us."

Mata Hari: "How was your bonding?"
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Erika: "But what if Mama and Papa think it's unsafe?"

"They thought a recovery mission would be easy enough. :V"

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Vulpix!

-Welp, they got wrong- :V
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Mash: "Vulpix, huh?"

-Qrow shoots more, just to make sure it's dead-

"Patxi lets go of it, more accurately."

(At least this thing's not gonna cause any more trouble...)

-The doll is now totally dead and its body dissolves, all that remains being something that barely resembles a seed-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Welp, they got wrong- :V
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Mash: "Vulpix, huh?"

Eyeball: Stupid Earth sun! I hate this planet!

Amethyst: Curse this planet! "Strikes a pose, as the Rubies all start kicking up dirt in anger at the planet."

"Pearl facepalmed again."

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Vulpix! "She nodded."

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-Qrow shoots more, just to make sure it's dead-

-The doll is now totally dead and its body dissolves, all that remains being something that barely resembles a seed-

(It's ...gone?)

Now we just need to figure out what to do with what little is left of it...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mata Hari: "How was your bonding?"
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Erika: "But what if Mama and Papa think it's unsafe?"

-who she speaking to?-
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Kanna: "With all of us being there? There's nothing to worry about."

-The doll is now totally dead and its body dissolves, all that remains being something that barely resembles a seed-

Qrow: "A seed?" -looks at it-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Eyeball: Stupid Earth sun! I hate this planet!

Amethyst: Curse this planet! "Strikes a pose, as the Rubies all start kicking up dirt in anger at the planet."

"Pearl facepalmed again."

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Vulpix! "She nodded."

-Jeanne had to resist the urge to facepalm-
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Mash: "That's a cute name"

-who she speaking to?-
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Kanna: "With all of us being there? There's nothing to worry about."

-To both of them-
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Erika: "Hmmm. Okay then! I'll go with you!"

(It's ...gone?)

Now we just need to figure out what to do with what little is left of it...

Qrow: "A seed?" -looks at it-

-The present gods can sense the creature's soul is in that dark magical "seed"-

Theiatena: "Dont touch it, something tells me it has negative effects on mortals"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Jeanne had to resist the urge to facepalm-
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Mash: "That's a cute name"

Eyeball: It's an honor to finally meet you, Jasper. was on the ground in Facet 6 when I heard the tale of the Facet 9 Kindergarten Quartz that could. They said you popped out of the ground with your helmet on, and took out 80 Crystal Gems before the sun went down. I may have survived the war, but you were a hero among us! "Salute"

Amethyst!Jasper: Uh...at ease.

Doc: It's great that we finally found you, Yellow Diamond is awaiting your return! We should get back to Homeworld right away.

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(Aw, thank you!)

"Whoever trains her will have to come up with a good nickname for her, too. "
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-The present gods can sense the creature's soul is in that dark magical "seed"-

Theiatena: "Dont touch it, something tells me it has negative effects on mortals"

Would it have that same effect on a robot?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Eyeball: It's an honor to finally meet you, Jasper. was on the ground in Facet 6 when I heard the tale of the Facet 9 Kindergarten Quartz that could. They said you popped out of the ground with your helmet on, and took out 80 Crystal Gems before the sun went down. I may have survived the war, but you were a hero among us! "Salute"

Amethyst!Jasper: Uh...at ease.

Doc: It's great that we finally found you, Yellow Diamond is awaiting your return! We should get back to Homeworld right away.

___

(Aw, thank you!)

"Whoever trains her will have to come up with a good nickname for her, too. "

Martha: "Wait, what?"
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Mash: "Let's see, where to go from here..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: "Wait, what?"
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Mash: "Let's see, where to go from here..."

Amethyst!Jasper: Wait, n-no! I uh, mean...I, Jasper, have decided to stay here on Earth. Yeah, that's right. I gotta keep these Crystal Gems prisoner! For the Diamonds!

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"They toured the town for a while. Vulpix was happy to see such a lively place with so many people. The only thing missing were more Pokemon...but not long after that, she met several of the group's Pokemon."

(Hey, bro, is that what I think it is?)

(It looks like a Vulpix!)

(There were a few more Pokemon out there than I thought...)

(Her coat looks so different from any other Vulpix!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Amethyst!Jasper: Wait, n-no! I uh, mean...I, Jasper, have decided to stay here on Earth. Yeah, that's right. I gotta keep these Crystal Gems prisoner! For the Diamonds!

___

"They toured the town for a while. Vulpix was happy to see such a lively place with so many people. The only thing missing were more Pokemon...but not long after that, she met several of the group's Pokemon."

(Hey, bro, is that what I think it is?)

(It looks like a Vulpix!)

(There were a few more Pokemon out there than I thought...)

(Her coat looks so different from any other Vulpix!)

Martha: Tell me they aren't unintelligent enough to believe that...
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-And it's definitely not a shiny one-

Mash: "Oh, it's the other Pokémon"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: Tell me they aren't unintelligent enough to believe that...
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-And it's definitely not a shiny one-

Mash: "Oh, it's the other Pokémon"

"They did believe it, but they also seemed insistent that she file a report about it to the Diamonds."

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"Yet to be seen if she'll react negatively and freeze any person who tries to pet her, but she will get along with other Pokemon rather nicely."

(Oh, hello there, everyone! I'm a Vulpix from the Great North.)

(Does that mean...Your species must've adapted to live in colder climates! That's so cool!)

(Heheh, "cool".)

(That wasn't a joke, Hurricane.)

(I don't care, it still sounded like a funny pun.)

(What do you mean?)

(It's just that...well, most Vulpixes we've heard of are Fire-types with brown coats...)

(There are others kinds like me, but different? I never knew...)

(Well ya do now! The fact that you're not just makes you more awesome, if anything. Name's Hurricane, by the way!)

(And my name is Shuriken. It's nice to meet you!)

(Justeaze is the name! I'm from around these parts too. Just...much warmer parts. Ha!)

(My name's Patxi, of the Riders! It's great to meet another new friend.)

(Oh my gosh, I wasn't expecting such a fast warm welcome from everyone...Thank you!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They did believe it, but they also seemed insistent that she file a report about it to the Diamonds."

___

"Yet to be seen if she'll react negatively and freeze any person who tries to pet her, but she will get along with other Pokemon rather nicely."

(Oh, hello there, everyone! I'm a Vulpix from the Great North.)

(Does that mean...Your species must've adapted to live in colder climates! That's so cool!)

(Heheh, "cool".)

(That wasn't a joke, Hurricane.)

(I don't care, it still sounded like a funny pun.)

(What do you mean?)

(It's just that...well, most Vulpixes we've heard of are Fire-types with brown coats...)

(There are others kinds like me, but different? I never knew...)

(Well ya do now! The fact that you're not just makes you more awesome, if anything. Name's Hurricane, by the way!)

(And my name is Shuriken. It's nice to meet you!)

(Justeaze is the name! I'm from around these parts too. Just...much warmer parts. Ha!)

(My name's Patxi, of the Riders! It's great to meet another new friend.)

(Oh my gosh, I wasn't expecting such a fast warm welcome from everyone...Thank you!)

Martha: On the other hand, this might be more beneficial for us...
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Mash: "Do you want me to leave you with them?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: On the other hand, this might be more beneficial for us...
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Mash: "Do you want me to leave you with them?"

"The Rubies questioned where the nearest Diamond base was so Jasper could do that...Except for Eyeball, who was frustrated."

Eyeball: "Faceplam" Argh! It's up there! "Pointing to the moon"

"Eyeball at least seems to be a little more savvy and aware than the others..."
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(I'd be alright with that.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The Rubies questioned where the nearest Diamond base was so Jasper could do that...Except for Eyeball, who was frustrated."

Eyeball: "Faceplam" Argh! It's up there! "Pointing to the moon"

"Eyeball at least seems to be a little more savvy and aware than the others..."
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(I'd be alright with that.)

Martha: Okay, that one might prove troublesome...
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Mash: "All right then, if you want..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: Okay, that one might prove troublesome...
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Mash: "All right then, if you want..."

Amethyst!Jasper: I gotta hold this all the way up to the moon?! Uh...Hold this...hold these prisoners! I gotta bring these rebel prisoners if we're going to the moon! Can't leave them here unsupervised.

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"Pokemon socializing and probably a little adventure will follow shortly."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Amethyst!Jasper: I gotta hold this all the way up to the moon?! Uh...Hold this...hold these prisoners! I gotta bring these rebel prisoners if we're going to the moon! Can't leave them here unsupervised.

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"Pokemon socializing and probably a little adventure will follow shortly."

Martha: "Uuuuh, do you... Nevermind"
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-Mash is glad the new one is getting new friends-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Martha: "Uuuuh, do you... Nevermind"
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-Mash is glad the new one is getting new friends-

"Might not be totally unwise to go with 'em. Maybe they'll find out some more important information, somehow?"

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"Now all she'll need is a trainer. But first, she wants to hang out with her potential new friends."

(So...What is it you all do around here?)

(We do a lot of things! We play, go on adventures...)

(And we defeat totally evil bad guys!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Might not be totally unwise to go with 'em. Maybe they'll find out some more important information, somehow?"

___

"Now all she'll need is a trainer. But first, she wants to hang out with her potential new friends."

(So...What is it you all do around here?)

(We do a lot of things! We play, go on adventures...)

(And we defeat totally evil bad guys!)

-Yeah, so maybe they should play along...-
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-Especially evil bad guys as redundant as that sounds-

 

[Deleted member]

Amethyst!Jasper: Wait, n-no! I uh, mean...I, Jasper, have decided to stay here on Earth. Yeah, that's right. I gotta keep these Crystal Gems prisoner! For the Diamonds!

___

"They toured the town for a while. Vulpix was happy to see such a lively place with so many people. The only thing missing were more Pokemon...but not long after that, she met several of the group's Pokemon."

(Hey, bro, is that what I think it is?)

(It looks like a Vulpix!)

(There were a few more Pokemon out there than I thought...)

(Her coat looks so different from any other Vulpix!)

-Whiskers would recognize the Vulpix as an Alolan native-


I will do more responses when I'm home later

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah, so maybe they should play along...-
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-Especially evil bad guys as redundant as that sounds-

"What reason would these humanoids come along with them for, though? That they're prisoners of "Jasper", too?"
___

"Very redundant, admittedly :V"

(I'm not sure what I expected...But it wasn't that.)

(There's so many of us here. And there's a lot of danger out there. So we do our part tosave people and stop threats. We're kinda on a break now, though...Our trainers and all their friends have been working so hard. They came to this beach so we could all take it easy.)

(That sounds nice. I'm glad I was here to meet you all.)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Whiskers would recognize the Vulpix as an Alolan native-


I will do more responses when I'm home later

"Being an Alolan native himself, of course!"

Alrighty.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"What reason would these humanoids come along with them for, though? That they're prisoners of "Jasper", too?"
___

"Very redundant, admittedly :V"

(I'm not sure what I expected...But it wasn't that.)

(There's so many of us here. And there's a lot of danger out there. So we do our part to save people and stop threats. We're kinda on a break now, though...Our trainers and all their friends have been working so hard. They came to this beach so we could all take it easy.)

(That sounds nice. I'm glad I was here to meet you all.)

-What would they be prisoners for?-
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-Does that mean they risk their lives?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-What would they be prisoners for?-
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-Does that mean they risk their lives?-

"Being allies to the Crystal Gems?"

___

(Sounds like your trainers risk their lives regularly...I guess it isn't too different from surviving as a wild Pokemon. Is it?)

(The difference is you're doing things to help other people survive, too.)

(It's a great feeling, helping out people and those you care about!)

(I can only imagine...)