Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "Is there any way to analyze it?"
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-Aaaand it won-

probably. all we know so far is that it's named the "Devilsknife". also that it boosts the wielder's mana, magic, etcetera.

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AND THE WINNER OF OUR POLL IS...KING BOO'S HAUNTED HIDEAWAY! THRILLING!

 

[Digital Hazard]

probably. all we know so far is that it's named the "Devilsknife". also that it boosts the wielder's mana, magic, etcetera.

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AND THE WINNER OF OUR POLL IS...KING BOO'S HAUNTED HIDEAWAY! THRILLING!

Mash: "Hopefully it doesn't does something like take over the user"
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DINDAMMIT!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "Hopefully it doesn't does something like take over the user"
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DINDAMMIT!

We'll have to determine that quickly before deciding what to do with it.
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"Did she just want that lava board really badly, or did she not want the board to be a spooky one?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

We'll have to determine that quickly before deciding what to do with it.
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"Did she just want that lava board really badly, or did she not want the board to be a spooky one?"

Mash: "Its name alone is creepy..."
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-A mix of both-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "Its name alone is creepy..."
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-A mix of both-

We should analyze it straight away. We have the time.

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"Shame for her, then, lol."

"And the TV shows them a view of the haunted mansion."

ONE MISCHIEVOUS MONARCH! TWO TERRIFYING PITFALLS! AND A BILLION WAYS TO GO MAD! YOU'LL FIND IT ALL BEHIND THAT DOOR! DERANGING! REARRANGING! IT'S KING BOO'S HAUNTED HIDEAWAY! GIVE A BIG HAND FOR HIS MAJESTY, EVERYONE!

 

[Digital Hazard]

We should analyze it straight away. We have the time.

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"Shame for her, then, lol."

"And the TV shows them a view of the haunted mansion."

ONE MISCHIEVOUS MONARCH! TWO TERRIFYING PITFALLS! AND A BILLION WAYS TO GO MAD! YOU'LL FIND IT ALL BEHIND THAT DOOR! DERANGING! REARRANGING! IT'S KING BOO'S HAUNTED HIDEAWAY! GIVE A BIG HAND FOR HIS MAJESTY, EVERYONE!

Mash: "Very well..."
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-Din is shaking-

Oh please, sister. Don't tell me you're still this way from that one experience.

It's easy to say when it didn't happen to you!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Crap, you know who I keep forgetting to use during this arc?

Volga. He was recruited, too.

I'll just say he participated in several battles Chaldea fought, I just failed to give him dialogue or write his actions during them...

Mash: "Very well..."
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-Din is shaking-

Oh please, sister. Don't tell me you're still this way from that one experience.

It's easy to say when it didn't happen to you!

Gather our scientists and casters. We'll need them for this.
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"And then catchy spooky music starts playing on the board."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Crap, you know who I keep forgetting to use during this arc?

Volga. He was recruited, too.

I'll just say he participated in several battles Chaldea fought, I just failed to give him dialogue or write his actions during them...



Gather our scientists and casters. We'll need them for this.
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"And then catchy spooky music starts playing on the board."

To be honest, I forgot him as well-
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Eleonora: "I heard you needed me"
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-Din is shaking-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

To be honest, I forgot him as well-
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Eleonora: "I heard you needed me"
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-Din is shaking-

I'll have him do something before the arc ends lol

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Yes, thank you for coming, Eleonora. I've called you all here because-

"Proceeds to explain what they know about the Devilsknife."
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"The contestants for the most part don't seem to be too frightened. If at all."

 

[Digital Hazard]

I'll have him do something before the arc ends lol

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Yes, thank you for coming, Eleonora. I've called you all here because-

"Proceeds to explain what they know about the Devilsknife."
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"The contestants for the most part don't seem to be too frightened. If at all."

Okie dokie heh.
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Eleonora: "Just the name of the weapon sounds like bad news"
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-Well, the cat that was conjoined with the dog was actually terified, but is trying not to let others see it and the dog is oblivious-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Eleonora: "Just the name of the weapon sounds like bad news"
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-Well, the cat that was conjoined with the dog was actually terified, but is trying not to let others see it and the dog is oblivious-

Our experiments have proven that it really does increase mana, as well...it's loaded with it.
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"The robot just seemed eager to enter, and seemed like she's faced scarier things in her life before anyway."

"You chose the other three contestants so I'll let you decide how their react and what actions they take. "

 

[Digital Hazard]

Our experiments have proven that it really does increase mana, as well...it's loaded with it.
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"The robot just seemed eager to enter, and seemed like she's faced scarier things in her life before anyway."

"You chose the other three contestants so I'll let you decide how their react and what actions they take. "

Eleonora: "No other known effect?"
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-The football-shaped head kid is surprised, but is willing to put through this-

-The bald Airbending monk who is an incarnation of the Avatar has no problem with this and is eager-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Eleonora: "No other known effect?"
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-The football-shaped head kid is surprised, but is willing to put through this-

-The bald Airbending monk who is an incarnation of the Avatar has no problem with this and is eager-

Well, besides the fact that it's sharp and highly dangerous if wielded properly. It'd make for a deadly weapon even without the boost.

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AND OUR CONTESTANTS ARE OFF! WE WILL BE WATCHING THEM IN THEIR ADVENTURE THROUGH THIS DARK, TERRIFYING HAUNTED MANSION! BUT FIRST, WE HAVE TO DECIDE WHO TAKES THE FIRST TURN, AND THE WHOLE ORDER IN WHICH THEY WILL TAKE THEIR TURNS! PARTY-GOERS, HIT THOSE BLOCKS!

"The robot, AKA, Jenny/XJ-9, hit the dice block. and rolled a 7."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Well, besides the fact that it's sharp and highly dangerous if wielded properly. It'd make for a deadly weapon even without the boost.

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AND OUR CONTESTANTS ARE OFF! WE WILL BE WATCHING THEM IN THEIR ADVENTURE THROUGH THIS DARK, TERRIFYING HAUNTED MANSION! BUT FIRST, WE HAVE TO DECIDE WHO TAKES THE FIRST TURN, AND THE WHOLE ORDER IN WHICH THEY WILL TAKE THEIR TURNS! PARTY-GOERS, HIT THOSE BLOCKS!

"The robot, AKA, Jenny/XJ-9, hit the dice block. and rolled a 7."

Mash: "We have four scythe wielders here, right?"
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That's the lucky number! Up to a good start!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "We have four scythe wielders here, right?"
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That's the lucky number! Up to a good start!

I believe so...

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"What do the other three roll?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

I believe so...

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"What do the other three roll?"

Mash: "Ruby, Qrow, Specter and Ana. Maybe if one of them tested it, we could see its full capabilities"
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-Arnold a 4, CatDog a 3 and Aang a 6-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "Ruby, Qrow, Specter and Ana. Maybe if one of them tested it, we could see its full capabilities"
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-Arnold a 4, CatDog a 3 and Aang a 6-

We'll simply have to ask if any of them are willing to volunteer for the test.

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EXCELLENT! OUR ORDER HAS BEEN DECIDED! JENNY WAKEMAN IS FIRST, AANG IS SECOND, ARNOLD SHORTMAN IS THIRD, AND CATDOG IS LAST!

BEFORE WE BEGIN, HERE'S A LOVELY GIFT FOR OUR CONTESTANTS, SOMETHING TO HELP START YOU ALL OFF! DON'T SPEND ALL OF THESE 10 COINS IN ONE PLACE!

 

[Digital Hazard]

We'll simply have to ask if any of them are willing to volunteer for the test.

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EXCELLENT! OUR ORDER HAS BEEN DECIDED! JENNY WAKEMAN IS FIRST, AANG IS SECOND, ARNOLD SHORTMAN IS THIRD, AND CATDOG IS LAST!

BEFORE WE BEGIN, HERE'S A LOVELY GIFT FOR OUR CONTESTANTS, SOMETHING TO HELP START YOU ALL OFF! DON'T SPEND ALL OF THESE 10 COINS IN ONE PLACE!

Mash: "When the former two return"
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Please let there really not be ghosts there...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "When the foremr two return"
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Please let there really not be ghosts there...

"Nodded in agreement."
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DARE YOU ENTER THE HAUNTED MANOR? KING BOOS LURKS DEEP WITHIN IT'S WALLS. ALL HE WANTS IS SOME OF YOUR GOLD, AND HE'LL PAY YOU BACK HANDSOMELY WITH THE TRUE PRIZES YOU'RE AFTER: A STAR! IT'S TIME FOR A GHOST HUNT! WHERE EXACTLY COULD HE BE?

"Cue the camera zooming in on King Boo."

Right here, fools! Right under your noses! Now bring me my 10 coins!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Nodded in agreement."
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DARE YOU ENTER THE HAUNTED MANOR? KING BOOS LURKS DEEP WITHIN IT'S WALLS. ALL HE WANTS IS SOME OF YOUR GOLD, AND HE'LL PAY YOU BACK HANDSOMELY WITH THE TRUE PRIZES YOU'RE AFTER: A STAR! IT'S TIME FOR A GHOST HUNT! WHERE EXACTLY COULD HE BE?

"Cue the camera zooming in on King Boo."

Right here, fools! Right under your noses! Now bring me my 10 coins!

Eleonora: "Maybe we should tell Pandora to save it in one of her boxes as a containing meassure"
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-Two screams could be heard at that moment, one coming from Cat, the other from Din-

-Aang is more than ready to pay-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Eleonora: "Maybe we should tell Pandora to save it in one of her boxes as a containing meassure"
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-Two screams could be heard at that moment, one coming from Cat, the other from Din-

-Aang is more than ready to pay-

I can agree with that.

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I can tell the conjoined creature is as terrified as your audience! "Cackle"

"The other two are as well."

BRAVE OR COWARDLY, READY OR NOT, HERE WE GO! LET THE HUNT...BEGIN!

"Jenny's turn. She rolls a 6, getting 3 coins from a blue space. She was one space away from a DK Space."

 

[Digital Hazard]

I can agree with that.

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I can tell the conjoined creature is as terrified as your audience! "Cackle"

"The other two are as well."

BRAVE OR COWARDLY, READY OR NOT, HERE WE GO! LET THE HUNT...BEGIN!

"Jenny's turn. She rolls a 6, getting 3 coins from a blue space. She was one space away from a DK Space."

Eleonora: "Sans?"
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-CatDog rolled a 3, Aang ended in the DK Space with his roll, Arnold rolled a 2 and a Golden Goddess would need a change of pants if she had drank anything before-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Eleonora: "Sans?"
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-CatDog rolled a 3, Aang ended in the DK Space with his roll, Arnold rolled a 2 and a Golden Goddess would need a change of pants if she had drank anything before-

"Takes a sip of ketchup."

i'll get the weapon to her.
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WHAT'S THIS? THANKS TO THE AVATAR, A FRIENDLY FACE HAS APPEARED TO BLOCK OFF THE MANSION'S PITFALLS! HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL, HE'S FINALLY BACK, TO KICK SOME TAIL! OR, AT LEAST, GIVE WHOEVER FINDS HIM A FREE STAR AS A PRESENT! IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE APE, DONKEY KONG!

"Gross, but lol anyway"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Takes a sip of ketchup."

i'll get the weapon to her.
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WHAT'S THIS? THANKS TO THE AVATAR, A FRIENDLY FACE HAS APPEARED TO BLOCK OFF THE MANSION'S PITFALLS! HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL, HE'S FINALLY BACK, TO KICK SOME TAIL! OR, AT LEAST, GIVE WHOEVER FINDS HIM A FREE STAR AS A PRESENT! IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE APE, DONKEY KONG!

"Gross, but lol anyway"

Mash: "Retain it for the while, please"
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-But alas she hasn't so don't worry-

-Aang does a peace sign-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "Retain it for the while, please"
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-But alas she hasn't so don't worry-

-Aang does a peace sign-

if you insist.

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"MINIGAME TIME! It's a free for all 4 player minigame!"

(Using a RNG for this...looks like they'll be playing Shake it Up.)

"The four contestants are each given a can of soda. They'll have to get their can to spray soda higher than their opponents. The soda fountain that reaches the greatest height wins!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

if you insist.

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"MINIGAME TIME! It's a free for all 4 player minigame!"

(Using a RNG for this...looks like they'll be playing Shake it Up.)

"The four contestants are each given a can of soda. They'll have to get their can to spray soda higher than their opponents. The soda fountain that reaches the greatest height wins!"

Mash: "Thank you..."
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-Arnold thinks this game is quite unfair when one contestant is a robot and the other can control the pressure in the can because elements-

-But Dog will end up winning somehow anyway- :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mash: "Thank you..."
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-Arnold thinks this game is quite unfair when one contestant is a robot and the other can control the pressure in the can because elements-

-But Dog will end up winning somehow anyway- :V

"And now I dunno how to continue this."
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"Jenny looked sad. I'd imagine Aang is questioning if he's actually experiencing reality at the moment."

"Most contestants still got bonus coins based on their placements, though."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And now I dunno how to continue this."
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"Jenny looked sad. I'd imagine Aang is questioning if he's actually experiencing reality at the moment."

"Most contestants still got bonus coins based on their placements, though."

-Likewise... Hmmm....-
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-He wonders if this is the spirit plane or something-

-Especially because he finished in last place-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Likewise... Hmmm....-
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-He wonders if this is the spirit plane or something-

-Especially because he finished in last place-

(I'm kinda just waiting out the final battle at this point, to be honest.)

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"Poor Aang..."

"BACK TO THE BOARD."

"Jenny rolls a 7 and ends up on a Red Space, losing 3 coins as a consequence."

"There's a fork in the road. The other three can choose between going down the path Jenny took, or paying a Whomp 10 coins to take an alternate one."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(I'm kinda just waiting out the final battle at this point, to be honest.)

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"Poor Aang..."

"BACK TO THE BOARD."

"Jenny rolls a 7 and ends up on a Red Space, losing 3 coins as a consequence."

"There's a fork in the road. The other three can choose between going down the path Jenny took, or paying a Whomp 10 coins to take an alternate one."

Same here...
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-Arnold takes the alternate route while Aang and CatDog go through the same route as the robot-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Same here...
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-Arnold takes the alternate route while Aang and CatDog go through the same route as the robot-

Yeah, there really isn't much else I feel I can do at this point.
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"Aang landed on a Lucky Space."

"One of the others got to go to a Candy Shop before minigames ."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yeah, there really isn't much else I feel I can do at this point.
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"Aang landed on a Lucky Space."

"One of the others got to go to a Candy Shop before minigames ."

Until things be done.
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-Aang can be seen getting a goofy a smile at that moment-

-That one is Arnold-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Until things be done.
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-Aang can be seen getting a goofy a smile at that moment-

-That one is Arnold-

Pretty much.
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"Free bags of coins for him on every turn afterward."

"The shop has almost exclusively Twice Candy."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Free bags of coins for him on every turn afterward."

"The shop has almost exclusively Twice Candy."

-He does a victory fistbump-

-The boy wonders what's its effects-
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-How are the two Homeworld Gems that are in Basel?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He does a victory fistbump-

-The boy wonders what's its effects-
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-How are the two Homeworld Gems that are in Basel?-

"He gets to hit two dice blocks in one turn with it."
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"Secretly observing the Goddesses, unaware they aren't just regular humans."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He gets to hit two dice blocks in one turn with it."
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"Secretly observing the Goddesses, unaware they aren't just regular humans."

-Welp, definitely not going to waste the opportunity to get that-
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-What an odd bunch of vibrantly hair colored humans. It's the first ones to have walked into this base for months-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-They go to her-

Here's someone!

"Goes to see her"

Wait...we've met before, right?

Decapre: "Huh...?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Decapre: "Huh...?"

Jeanne: "Are you okay, Miss?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Welp, definitely not going to waste the opportunity to get that-
---
-What an odd bunch of vibrantly hair colored humans. It's the first ones to have walked into this base for months-

"Subtracting 5 coins from his inventory to pay for it. He lands on a blue space to recover 3 coins."

"4 Player minigame again! This time, it's Water Ski Spree. There's no losers here, just coin collecting on water skis."

"Jenny was none too eager about it, though."
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???: This definitely has to go into my log...

Decapre: "Huh...?"

Jeanne: "Are you okay, Miss?"

We need to get you outta here...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Subtracting 5 coins from his inventory to pay for it. He lands on a blue space to recover 3 coins."

"4 Player minigame again! This time, it's Water Ski Spree. There's no losers here, just coin collecting on water skis."

"Jenny was none too eager about it, though."
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???: This definitely has to go into my log...

Doesn't the Avatar has too much advantage on water?

-Cat points that out even. Aang promises to not cheat-

Don't worry, he's a good boy.
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-What could they be doing here...?-