The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
-fair...--How if she's unconscious right now?-
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-Then they are interrupted-
Medea Lily: "Excuse me"
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Palu: "Young Medea?"
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-fair...--How if she's unconscious right now?-
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-Then they are interrupted-
Medea Lily: "Excuse me"
Don: "That's the god that betrayed you?!""But what do they see upon observing before they strike?"
"Because it looks like the mch is gone, and that...Hades is there, now!"
Amethyst: It's that traitor!
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Star: I'm not sure...
"Then they see nothing but copies and reflections of Echo Creek Academy everywhere."
Star: Oh, joy, it's one of those mind trick things where everywhere you go, you keep seeing the same place...and in this case, it's school...of course, even inside my wand, I still have to go to school. Memory-school...
-Still they carry her to safety--fair...-
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Palu: "Young Medea?"
-he effortlessly kills them and goes to deck Hades in the schnoz-Hades: "Yes, me again." -summons some Monoeyes to shoot at him-
-Great Sea-Wait, remind me, is it right now in the Great Sea or on to Shadaloo?
-Shadaloo is in another dimension, but could say some portal shenanigans happened--Great Sea-
-if Shadaloo is in another dimension then retcon this entire setup-
-also me asking if another follow up attack on the Ranger Slayer went unreplied-
Amethyst: Yeah, that's him!Don: "That's the god that betrayed you?!"
Joe: "Right, he appeared briefly in Remnant"
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Nitocris: "I suppose your unconscious is telling you that learning is important"
-Isis decided to make things worse for Chaldea by trying to trigger Beerus?--Shadaloo is in another dimension, but could say some portal shenanigans happened-
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-Oh, she did use more dark arrows-
Marvelous: "Then we should trample all over him"Amethyst: Yeah, that's him!
Pearl: He never did seem like a reliable ally...
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Star: Is now really the time to be in a standard education class...?
"There are other versions of Star running through teh school, and others riding bikes or even chairs."
Star: Okay, that's just weird...Hmm, let's see. "Opens her locker, finding Marco's hoodie!" Marco's hoodie? That definitely doesn't belong here. "Starts putting it on herself" Over, under, around and through. Grab the little Mewni rabbit, pull him through! I think I found the thing that doesn't belong!
-Nothing a simple retcon of them being in Shadaloo can't fix- :V-but wait, if Qrow and Absol are still in the Wind Waker world....then Calamaramon never landed there...-
-Gengar barely dodged-
Ha, ya don't need to tell me twice. Fighting a demon god should be a fun challenge!Marvelous: "Then we should trample all over him"
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Alice: "Well, those are memories right? Maybe you're rememering doing stuff and that's why there's many yous here!"
Weiss: "It'd be wrong if you didn't..."-Still they carry her to safety-
Rin: "Is it wrong I'm starting to feel bad for this person?"
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Medea Lily: "I need to tell you something: Star, Mr. Marco and I were attacked by Ludo"
Amakusa: "Ludo? He's back? I don't think it's something worth nothing though..."
Medea Lily: "But it is, I don't know how, but he got a wand like Star's!"
-he grabs Broly and slams him to the ground--he effortlessly kills them and goes to deck Hades in the schnoz-
-no, but she is about to get involved--Isis decided to make things worse for Chaldea by trying to trigger Beerus?-
The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn
-Marvelous calls on the Gokai Galleon, which comes crashing through the roof-Ha, ya don't need to tell me twice. Fighting a demon god should be a fun challenge!
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Star: Okay, that makes sense. Maybe that's not so bad after all...hey! It's Lil' Chauncey!
"They see a Mewni animal that looks like a pig and a goat walking around nearby"
Star: You used to belong to my mom, didn't you? But hey, you shouldn't be here, either! I'm pretty sure you died on the battlefield, mister! Let's get you outta my wand.
Arthur: "Her tone is that of a broken person, who has seen so much that they gave up after every bit of hope has been tarnished..."Weiss: "It'd be wrong if you didn't..."
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Palu: "What?!"
// OH DANG
-OH DAMN--no, but she is about to get involved-
Isis: With Hades handling Broly, I can handle Bison myself.
-in the end, this entire setup, the guidance and assistance she's given to Dr. Coyle to help Shadaloo, was done not as an attempt to stop Chaldea, but rather to keep them busy in order for her to safely obtain what she truly wants from this scenario-
-Psycho Power, every last drop of it-
Pearl: Very subtle...-Marvelous calls on the Gokai Galleon, which comes crashing through the roof-
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Nitocris: "I don't detect any real life from it, it must be just a construct of your memories"
"But what exactly will she use it for?!"Isis: With Hades handling Broly, I can handle Bison myself.
-in the end, this entire setup, the guidance and assistance she's given to Dr. Coyle to help Shadaloo, was done not as an attempt to stop Chaldea, but rather to keep them busy in order for her to safely obtain what she truly wants from this scenario-
-Psycho Power, every last drop of it-
Marvelous: "We like being flashy"Pearl: Very subtle...
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Star: Okay, so I guess he does belong...?
"Another Star showed up and actually spoke to them."
Past Star: Hey!
Star: You can talk to us...? I thought you were just a memory. Of myself.
Past Star: Didn't Glossaryck tell you? If you're inside your wand too long, all your new memories become your old memories until eventually your current timeline is overwritten by the future versions of yourself, like me! Star Butterfly!
Star: ...We gotta run.
Past: Fine, I'll just get my own timeline! Moody...
Star: Please make sure you're detecting life in me when this is all over...Oh, by the way, I think we just steppd into some weird fusion of Echo Creek Academy's football field and Mewni Castle.
Blake: "... An ally forced to take the wrong side..."Arthur: "Her tone is that of a broken person, who has seen so much that they gave up after every bit of hope has been tarnished..."
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Amakusa: "But how?"
Medea Lily: "We don't know, and he wasn't alone. He had an oversized eagle and spider with him, and also a cyborg purple dragon"
Jeanne: "Didn't some say that Merasmus had previously teamed up with a cyborg space pirate dragon?"
-OH DAMN-
-to fulfill her plans-"But what exactly will she use it for?!"
Pearl: You could've at least not caused so much noise and destruction.Marvelous: "We like being flashy"
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Merlin: "Hm, here it is then, I can detect a contaminating source of mana nearby"
Atalanta: "And said she tried to do anything to stop it..."Blake: "... An ally forced to take the wrong side..."
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Palu: "Please don't tell me this is the same dragon..."
-to fulfill her plans-
Bison: -chuckles- "Looks like the big man will be busy now."
Isis: -appears behind him from a portal- "And so will you."
-The Gokaigers instantly board it and form their mecha-Pearl: You could've at least not caused so much noise and destruction.
Amethyst: Less, talk, more action! Let's do this thing already.
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Star: I wonder what it is-HEY! Chauncey, no no, bad Lil' Chauncey, that's my boot! That's my boot! ...
"And then the pig/goat took her boot away into the castle, after spending a few moments of trying to use it as a chew toy."
Star: "Annoyed"...He better be leading us to the source of mana.
-kek--Nothing a simple retcon of them being in Shadaloo can't fix- :V
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-And the Ranger Slayer fell off a cliff-
-Broly gets up--he grabs Broly and slams him to the ground-
-no, but she is about to get involved-
Isis: With Hades handling Broly, I can handle Bison myself.
-in the end, this entire setup, the guidance and assistance she's given to Dr. Coyle to help Shadaloo, was done not as an attempt to stop Chaldea, but rather to keep them busy in order for her to safely obtain what she truly wants from this scenario-
-Psycho Power, every last drop of it-
-So let's say it was that--kek-
-is that it....?-
-to fulfill her plans-
Bison: -chuckles- "Looks like the big man will be busy now."
Isis: -appears behind him from a portal- "And so will you."
"THE END IS NEAR!"-The Gokaigers instantly board it and form their mecha-
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"They run inside the room"---
Merlin: "I'll tell you if not"
-YES SHE IS!-"THE END IS NEAR!"
Pearl: Wait, is that...?!
"They run inside the room"
Star: Alright, you, gimme back my boot! "Snatches it back; shortly thereafter, Chauncey hops off a pedestal built in front of a tapestry, which lights up to reveal a plaque."
Star: Wait, what room is this...? Queen Celena the Shy...What lies behind the golden fan her does sweetly hold? A trove of cosmic secrets that never will be told...oh yeah! Great-great grandma Shy...this is the tapestry room! Or the grandma room, as I like to call it.
Ren: "I feel bad for her."Atalanta: "And said she tried to do anything to stop it..."
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Medea Lily: "Sorry, but it likely is..."
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-CRAP!-
Yukari: -Playing shogi with Ingrid- "You know, I've been wondering, why would Isis make it so this organization goes against Bison-
-Broly gets up-
"You've escaped before....now this is where you DIE!"
-charging an absolutely massive ball of energy-
-Isis quickly grabs Bison, throwing him inside the portal she came from-"THE END IS NEAR!"
Pearl: Wait, is that...?!
Sieg: "Maybe we should bring her with us...?"Ren: "I feel bad for her."
Jaune: "Me too..."
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Palu: -sigh-
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Ingrid: "Did you just say Bison?"
-Beerus manages to lay a piercing beam to her eye though-Ren: "I feel bad for her."
Jaune: "Me too..."
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Palu: -sigh-
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Ingrid: "Did you just say Bison?"
-Isis quickly grabs Bison, throwing him inside the portal she came from-
Isis: "You're too late, Chaldea."
-YES SHE IS!-
-The GokaiOh is formed!-
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Garnet: No we're not!-Isis quickly grabs Bison, throwing him inside the portal she came from-
Isis: "You're too late, Chaldea."
"Various other tapestries pique their interest."-
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Nitocris: "Tapestry room?"
Merlin: "Oh, I heard Richard and Moon speak of it. Mewni has a matriarchal system where the Queens are the supreme rulers, so this room was made to honor its Queens"
-Gai calls on his personal mecha, the GoZyuJin, to help them-Garnet: No we're not!
"The CGs fuse into Alexandrite and rush down, blocking the portal."
"Various other tapestries pique their interest."
"Hopefully these display and can be zoomed in on."
"Festivia the Fun, Skywynne, Queen of Hours, Solaria the Monster Carver..."
Not the opponent I was expecting to face. But I'll take it!-Gai calls on his personal mecha, the GoZyuJin, to help them-
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Nitocris: "It seems the issues Mewni has had with monsters date much back than we thought"
Jaune: "You think so?"Sieg: "Maybe we should bring her with us...?"
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Medea Lily: "Oh, and there was someone else. It was like someone in an armored suit that had a cannon arm, it was all colored in a dark color with some blue"
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Yukari: "Correct"
-she closes the portal and just makes another one elsewhere-Garnet: No we're not!
"The CGs fuse into Alexandrite and rush down, blocking the portal."
Isis: "OW!" -covers the eye--Beerus manages to lay a piercing beam to her eye though-
-Also Hades has the giant ball of death to deal with....-
---Not the opponent I was expecting to face. But I'll take it!
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"That's when Chauncey leads Star to this tapestry:"
Star: Eclipsa, Queen of Mewni, to a Mewman king was wed, but took a monster for her love , and away from Mewni fled...
Sieg: "Just suggesting"Jaune: "You think so?"
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Palu: "Oh no... Please, tell me you're joking..." -the others could see genuine fear in her reaction-
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Ingrid: "Then why are you here?!"
Come done here and we'll settle this...Isis: "OW!" -covers the eye-
-he tries to make a hand laser clash with it-
Steven: How's that for predictable?-she closes the portal and just makes another one elsewhere-
Isis: -sigh- "You mortals are so simple... so predictable..."
Isis: "OW!" -covers the eye-
-he tries to make a hand laser clash with it-
Star: What a wild girl...so cray cray!---
Nitocris: "Somehow I feel she's a fellow in the dark arts... And not in the best way"
Nitocris: "... Moon knew Toffee?"Star: What a wild girl...so cray cray!
"However, while Star was still browsing the rest of the tapestries, there's one in particular that quickly caught the attention of the Casters: Moon's. And for an alarming reason..."
Isis: "He's a god. It should be obvious that he'd be on an entirely different league than a chubster like you."Steven: How's that for predictable?
"Someone had to snark after she got hit in the eye after saying what she did. "
Jaune: "Anyone opposing this?"Sieg: "Just suggesting"
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Jeanne: "What you know, Palutena?"
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Yukari: "My roleplayer is an idiot that only decided to make me speak until now, but I think now I knwo what you're referring to"
Isis: "... Why do that when I can just end it all?" -slowly walking through the portal-Come done here and we'll settle this...
-Broly then fired another blast to push the ball forward faster....-
Star: My mom fought Toffee...?Nitocris: "... Moon knew Toffee?"
Merlin: "Seems not only knew, but fought"
Alexandrite: Sounds like you need to be taught a lesson.Isis: "He's a god. It should be obvious that he'd be on an entirely different league than a chubster like you."
Isis: "... Why do that when I can just end it all?" -slowly walking through the portal-
???: "Because you and I have unfinished business."
Isis: "Oh, really?"
???: "And I'd be glad to be the one teaching it..." -removed the hood, revealing some very familiar pink hair-Alexandrite: Sounds like you need to be taught a lesson.
Elizabeth: "Well, after hearing her, I can't help but feel bad for her too"Jaune: "Anyone opposing this?"
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Palu: "If... If she's right... that means we're going to deal with Phazon..."
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Ingrid: "Well, stop this then!"
Merlin: "And we found the source"Star: My mom fought Toffee...?
"They can remember one small, but oddball detail about Toffee; the middle finger of his right hand had been severed. Yet the wound itself appeared to be perpetually open, never healing up, but it also remained unharmed. Seems Moon's battle with him is what led to the loss of it."
Isis: "... Why do that when I can just end it all?" -slowly walking through the portal-
???: "Because you and I have unfinished business."
Isis: "Oh, really?"
-Hades didn't respond again-???: "And I'd be glad to be the one teaching it..." -removed the hood, revealing some very familiar pink hair-
Yuno: "... right before I end her life for all the crimes she's done."
-this isn't the Yuno that Chaldea knew before the attack, but rather the one who came from that alternate timeline where Flowey just screwed over everything, having become a member of the Time Patrol and somewhat of a protege of the Supreme Kai due to the domain she's a goddess of-
"The Gems who were in the future hardly remember what they experienced; the memories, the trauma, all of it seems like nothing more than a largely forgotten bad dream to them, now."???: "And I'd be glad to be the one teaching it..." -removed the hood, revealing some very familiar pink hair-
Yuno: "... right before I end her life for all the crimes she's done."
-this isn't the Yuno that Chaldea knew before the attack, but rather the one who came from that alternate timeline where Flowey just screwed over everything, having become a member of the Time Patrol and somewhat of a protege of the Supreme Kai due to the domain she's a goddess of-
"Meanwhile, Glossaryck pops off of a nearby tapestry, one that appears to be an unfinished tapestry of Star herself."Merlin: "And we found the source"
Alice: "Eeeew, it must have remained here for years..."
Yang: "I'll carry here."Elizabeth: "Well, after hearing her, I can't help but feel bad for her too"
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Martha: "What is Phazon?"
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Yukari: "Very well, I'm going now" -Gap-
-oh no--So let's say it was that-
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-Nope, as the ground starts to shake-
Nitocris: "How did you end here?""Meanwhile, Glossaryck pops off of a nearby tapestry, one that appears to be an unfinished tapestry of Star herself."
Glossaryck: "Catching his breath" Remind this wand that I am not fabric, please and thank you.
Mordred: "Yeah, good idea"Yang: "I'll carry here."
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-I'm too lazy to write it off, so imagine some expositionary text here :V-
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-YEE!-
-And then a very large humanoid figure emerged from the ground--oh no-