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Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

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-Eeyuip, next post with Uni- :p
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Aaaaaand you think it's a good idea to deal with her?

Neither, that would just cause more damage.
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-Dark Samus didn't even flinch and attempted to grab Star to put Phazon in her-
"Got it!"

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What a conundrum you three are in!
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"One last thrown rock was used to block it rather than attack Dark Samus."

"Marco quickly freed Medea Lily afterward."

"And Glossaryck's box is getting blown around."
 

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"Got it!"

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What a conundrum you three are in!
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"One last thrown rock was used to block it rather than attack Dark Samus."

"Marco quickly freed Medea Lily afterward."

"And Glossaryck's box is getting blown around."
-Nayru just snapped her fingers to pour water on him-
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Medea Lily: "T-Thank you..." -Attempts to go for the box-
 

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-Nayru just snapped her fingers to pour water on him-
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Medea Lily: "T-Thank you..." -Attempts to go for the box-
...Now that was just rude. Here, I'll return the favor! BIG HEAD FATE!

"All three Goddesses' heads temporarily turn comically large and deepen their voices."

"Laughs as he teleports out of here."

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"Then Ridley landed before the box and screeched at them."
 
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...Now that was just rude. Here, I'll return the favor! BIG HEAD FATE!

"All three Goddesses' heads temporarily turn comically large and deepen their voices."

"Laughs as he teleports out of here."

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"Then Ridley landed before the box and screeched at them."
-With their divinity, they instantly undo the effect-

That man seriously needs to think better who to annoy...
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Medea Lily: "Eek!" -Tried to cast a fireball at him-
 

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-With their divinity, they instantly undo the effect-

That man seriously needs to think better who to annoy...
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Medea Lily: "Eek!" -Tried to cast a fireball at him-
"It's Merasmus; chances are that won't change any time soon. :p"
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"He dodged it and tried to stab her with his tail."

"Star was rushing the box!"
 
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"It's Merasmus; chances are that won't change any time soon. :p"
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"He dodged it and tried to stab her with his tail."

"Star was rushing the box!"
-Not counting on it- :p

Now that the absurdity is gone, back to the spirit of the sword...
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-The Caster barely ducked-

-Dark Samus shot a barrage of homing missiles at her along her echo-
 
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-Not counting on it- :p

Now that the absurdity is gone, back to the spirit of the sword...
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-The Caster barely ducked-

-Dark Samus sht a barrage of homing missiles at her along her echo-
"Yes, what to do about her?"
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"Along with a green blast from Ludo, who finally got control of his wand again."

"All three attacks surrounded her. She wasn't hit directly, but the explosions launched her towards a wall...and caused enough damage along with the severity of the storm to cause a small avalanche. Glossaryck's box was crushed by rocks..."
 

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(A giant monster! It's coming!)



-flew off into the distance....-


-phased out to avoid being hit-
Kintoki: "A-A monster?"
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-But at least they finally managed to destroy it-
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-While Sakura directed a lightning bolt at her-
"Yes, what to do about her?"
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"Along with a green blast from Ludo, who finally got control of his wand again."

"All three attacks surrounded her. She wasn't hit directly, but the explosions launched her towards a wall...and caused enough damage along with the severity of the storm to cause a small avalanche. Glossaryck's box was crushed by rocks..."
We can maybe permanently stick her inside the sword?

Something less depressive for the Hero of Winds, please?
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Medea Lily: "No..."
 

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We can maybe permanently stick her inside the sword?

Something less depressive for the Hero of Winds, please?
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Medea Lily: "No..."
"Not to mention Altera and other friends she's made"
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Star: Oh no! Glossaryck!

Marco: No! "Attacked and pinned down by the spider. And Ridley had Medea Lily cornered."

"The Princess of Mewni was practically in tears, but her mood soon turned to fear."

Ludo: Now, princess, I give you a choice: come with me, or die.

Star: ...Warnicorn Stampede!

"Summons a single, young, Warnicorn that barely taps Ludo on the head before galloping away."
 

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-crash lands by them-

(....that....isn't the one.)
-she high fives back-
wut?

-The Sentry is laying on the ground, barely surviving, but still alive-

Mordred: "Well, well, you have any last words, gal?"

Yellow Sentry: "... I envy you. You don't know how much jealous I am right now of your power... That mecha caused destruction and mayhem in my world like no other and was one of the primary causes that caused that darn witch to get into control of it.

And you? You just ****ing destroyed it... As if it was just paper mache to you... As if it was just a walk in the park.

... If only... If only there were people like you back then, none of that hell would have happened. If only me and the others could have stopped her sooner with your help... -Sighs- I should stop rambling before I lose what little dignity I have left..."
-Night Shade!-
Ranger Slayer: -Again, not put to sleep, but made dizzy-
"Not to mention Altera and other friends she's made"
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Star: Oh no! Glossaryck!

Marco: No! "Attacked and pinned down by the spider. And Ridley had Medea Lily cornered."

"The Princess of Mewni was practically in tears, but her mood soon turned to fear."

Ludo: Now, princess, I give you a choice: come with me, or die.

Star: ...Warnicorn Stampede!

"Summons a single, young, Warnicorn that barely taps Ludo on the head before galloping away."
Okay, okay, not that then. Let's see then....

And we're not gonna make anything look like an accident either!
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-PHAZON BEAM-
Palutena: "Jeanne?"
Jeanne: "We need to speak to you"
 

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Okay, okay, not that then. Let's see then....

And we're not gonna make anything look like an accident either!
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-PHAZON BEAM-
:laugh:
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Ludo: Fine. Have it your way, princess. Execute her!

"Then the box burst out from below the rocks, throwing large debris in their way."

Ludo: Agh!

"To Star's awe and relief, Glossaryck emerged from the box unharmed."
 
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:laugh:
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Ludo: Fine. Have it your way, princess. Execute her!

"Then the box burst out from below the rocks, throwing large debris in their way."

Ludo: Agh!

"To Star's awe and relief, Glossaryck emerged from the box unharmed."
Fine, fine...

... Maybe we could communicate with them?
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-And unlike Marco, because it's Glossaryck, the debris did manage to knock Dark Samus off-
 

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Fine, fine...

... Maybe we could communicate with them?
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-And unlike Marco, because it's Glossaryck, the debris did manage to knock Dark Samus off-
"Is that really a good idea...?"

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"With a mere whistle, Glossaryck is able to call the Spell Book to him. It smashes through a door in the fortress, tilting itself repeatedly to get further, then even flies over the entire ocean, before making it's way up the mountain and into the forest, to Star's side."

Glossaryck: Now, read.

"Finally realizing the importance of studying the book, Star quickly but carefully references the poses, then turns focused and calm so that she can strike the poses accurately; she succeeds, and as the wand is charged up with magic, the spell the poses were required for can finally be correctly cast!"

Star: Warnicorn Stampede!


"And the deadly looking horses are charging right at Ludo's entire group..."

Ludo: What...What is that?!
 

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"Is that really a good idea...?"

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"With a mere whistle, Glossaryck is able to call the Spell Book to him. It smashes through a door in the fortress, tilting itself repeatedly to get further, then even flies over the entire ocean, before making it's way up the mountain and into the forest, to Star's side."

Glossaryck: Now, read.

"Finally realizing the importance of studying the book, Star quickly but carefully references the poses, then turns focused and calm so that she can strike the poses accurately; she succeeds, and as the wand is charged up with magic, the spell the poses were required for can finally be correctly cast!"

Star: Warnicorn Stampede!


"And the deadly looking horses are charging right at Ludo's entire group..."

Ludo: What...What is that?!
Should we really?

At this point do we have any option than interferring directly? With how the multiverse is at risk of erasure and we have our own problems with the timeline?
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Medea Lily: "I-Incredible!"

-Dark Samus goes to stay airborne in an eveasion attempt-
 
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Should we really?

At this point do we have any option than interferring directly? With how the multiverse is at risk of erasure and we have our own problems with the timeline?
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Medea Lily: "I-Incredible!"

-Dark Samus goes to stay airborne in an eveasion attempt-
The text colors for the Goddesses didn't go through.

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"Ridley did the same, but with Ludo and the others were knocked right back into the portal, and Star being able to successfully cast spells again...might not be unwise to retreat for now."
 

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The text colors for the Goddesses didn't go through.

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"Ridley did the same, but with Ludo and the others were knocked right back into the portal, and Star being able to successfully cast spells again...might not be unwise to retreat for now."
F I X E D
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-The Metroid decided it was a wise decision, and entered the portal back to Mewni-
 

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Should we really?

At this point do we have any option than interferring directly? With how the multiverse is at risk of erasure and we have our own problems with the timeline?
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-The Metroid decided it was a wise decision, and entered the portal back to Mewni-
"This is quite the predicament..."
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Marco: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Star: I know, right? And all it took was reading the book, after all!

Glossaryck: Well, my work here is done.

Star: I'm so sorry for hurting your feelings, Glossaryck...
 

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"This is quite the predicament..."
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Marco: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Star: I know, right? And all it took was reading the book, after all!

Glossaryck: Well, my work here is done.

Star: I'm so sorry for hurting your feelings, Glossaryck...
See? This is what I told you to do!

I hate to say you may have been somewhat right... Somewhat.
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Medea Lily: "I'm sorry if I'm partly guilty as well"
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That was Night Shade, not Hypnosis
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-She damaged then- :p
 
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As for the wat, the context is Tidal Tempest caused Calamaramon to land by Qrow and Absol, the joke bring the "giant monster" Absol was warning him about was not her :V
 

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See? This is what I told you to do!

I hate to say you may have been somewhat right... Somewhat.
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Medea Lily: "I'm sorry if I'm partly guilty as well"
"And do they even consider how Fi herself would respond to this?"
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Glossaryck: Oh, you didn't hurt my feelings. I have no feelings. It was all part of the plan.

Star: Wait, what do you mean all part of the plan?

Marco: And why'd you lock yourself in that donut box, then?

Glossaryck: I needed to go inside the donut box to get to that candy you gave me later.
 

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"And do they even consider how Fi herself would respond to this?"
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Glossaryck: Oh, you didn't hurt my feelings. I have no feelings. It was all part of the plan.

Star: Wait, what do you mean all part of the plan?

Marco: And why'd you lock yourself in that donut box, then?

Glossaryck: I needed to go inside the donut box to get to that candy you gave me later.
-She is honestly the one they want to contact the most admittedly-
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Medea Lily: "This was all a convoluted plan? Wait, you knew Ludo would come by?!

And that he had backup?!"
 

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"They did create her, after all."
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Glossaryck: Well, how would you rocket yourself out from under a boulder?
-Well, their sister did-

-But the fact that she technically still has a divine connection to them remains-
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Medea Lily: "Um... I don't know..."
-which one?-
-He's referring to Calmaramon-
 

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-Well, their sister did-

-But the fact that she technically still has a divine connection to them remains-
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Medea Lily: "Um... I don't know..."

-He's referring to Calmaramon-
"So in a way, she's like their niece. "

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Marco: Why does that even matter?

Glossaryck: Children, I had to be in the donut box so that Ludo wouldn't expect my ambush that would save the day.

Marco: ...So...you're saying you did all of this on-

Glossaryck: Boom Nuggets. "Laughs"

Marco: Ugh...fine.

"Star didn't even say anything, and while mostly happy, she was equally confused about everything Glossaryck had to say."
 

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"So in a way, she's like their niece. "

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Marco: Why does that even matter?

Glossaryck: Children, I had to be in the donut box so that Ludo wouldn't expect my ambush that would save the day.

Marco: ...So...you're saying you did all of this on-

Glossaryck: Boom Nuggets. "Laughs"

Marco: Ugh...fine.

"Star didn't even say anything, and while mostly happy, she was equally confused about everything Glossaryck had to say."
-They didn't realize that until now-
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Medea Lily: "N-Never mind... Let's get back to the Fortress, I feel like I need some rest..."
(Not this one....something bigger!)
Kintoki: "Huh? What you mean?"
 

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"Nope. :p"
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Star: I like that idea.

"Meanwhile, on Mewni, though he was defeated...Ludo wasn't angry, but rather joyous. He was even laughing "
-Still, that doesn't means they can let the timeline collapse...-
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-Dark Samus not bothering with it-
-does he remember when Godzilla showed up? :V-
-Yeah, but doesn't thinks he's referring to him right now- :p
 
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