Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

-big time-

-that boost with males won't do much against a hacked Black Tyranitar :V-

Wade: "What are you talking about?! That's the BEST timeline!"

-The Chaos Kin keeps screeching, as the substance ran through all its body, changing it to a worse state-
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-I mean, it does wonders against Grailed Buster Gorilla, so she's confident-

-... Kind of... A bit-
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Mirei: "... Don't you have a different roleplayer?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Dr. C: "You'll love them for sure!"

I hope you're correct.

Father! There are intruders in the base!

Lancer, my son. You're late. We've already been informed of the intruders.

Sorry, father, buy the heroes totally destroyed my bike! I need to fix it up before I can go back out to fight them again.

Worry not, Lancer, the intruders will be taken care of shortly. Now, tell us; did you discover any further information about them?

...I dunno.

Isis: "Is someone determined?"

...More than ever before in my life...

-Like Moana, Mr. Fish and the Froakies-
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-Herc roared-
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-She doesn't knows why she's suddenly thinking of NES!Link's Wooden Sword-
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Oui: "It can go either that going off might get their attention out of this world, or that it's been doomed soon"

"Alas, it won't be good for anyone for much longer...not the rain, but rather the moon..."
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"Undyne leapt into the air with all the grace of an anime heroine."

"Her Pokemon made a similar leap, hovering in the air for a short time."
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"Hmm...Maybe that weapon is the solution to all of her problems! "
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Specter: I don't wish to let an entire world fall into death and despair, but what else can we do? The power of the enemy is too great as it is...And we cannot hope to stand up against an enemy that we cannot even find.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The Ranger went to get said creations-

Also Kyu went unreplied.

-gray sentient slimes-
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Pan: "You, trying to flirt me?"

-seems someone saw right through the fairy :V-

I hope you're correct.

Father! There are intruders in the base!

Lancer, my son. You're late. We've already been informed of the intruders.

Sorry, father, buy the heroes totally destroyed my bike! I need to fix it up before I can go back out to fight them again.

Worry not, my son, the intruders will be taken care of shortly. Now, tell us; did you discover anything further information about them?

...I dunno.

Dr. C: -groan-

...More than ever before in my life...

Isis: -points at where the voice came from- "He's there, Lich."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-gray sentient slimes-
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Pan: "You, trying to flirt me?"

-seems someone saw right through the fairy :V-

Generic Ranger: "Now, you things, the enemy is here! It's time to get into action!"
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Kyu: "Oh, it's more than that honestly. Kind of want you in bed"

-Unashamed-

"Alas, it won't be good for anyone for much longer...not the rain, but rather the moon..."
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"Undyne leapt into the air with all the grace of an anime heroine."

"Her Pokemon made a similar leap, hovering in the air for a short time."
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"Hmm...Maybe that weapon is the solution to all of her problems! "
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Specter: I don't wish to let an entire world fall into death and despair, but what else can we do? The power of the enemy is too great as it is...And we cannot hope to stand up against an enemy that we cannot even find.

Kintoki: "Let's hope the water levels don't rise though..."
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-Many were using swords and running at them with those-
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-At this point she's so desperate she might try-
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Abigail: "But what of the Hero of Winds?"

Oui: "Sorry, I am unsure if I can answer that..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Generic Ranger: "Now, you things, the enemy is here! It's time to get into action!"
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Kyu: "Oh, it's more than that honestly. Kind of want you in bed"

-Unashamed-

-the "things" are ready-
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Pan: "Hahahahahaha!" "No."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-the "things" are ready-
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Pan: "Hahahahahaha!" "No."

Generic Ranger: "Yeah, go now!"
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Kyu: "Huh? Why not?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

N I G H T

Generic Ranger: "Yeah, go now!"
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Kyu: "Huh? Why not?"

-they do-
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Pan: "I don't wanna."

 

[Digital Hazard]

N I G H T


-they do-
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Pan: "I don't wanna."

Night Yoonee
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-Eeeyup, while they keep on fighting Rangers-
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Kyu: "And why would that be?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Night Yoonee
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-Eeeyup, while they keep on fighting Rangers-
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Kyu: "And why would that be?"

-indeed-

Yang: -punches one- "Those things aren't pushovers."

Ed: "Yeah, nothing like the usual mook. Hope Decapre's alright..."

Kamui: "Where is she?"

Falke: "Sneaking around, trying to find out how Shadaloo became so powerful overnight."
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Pandora: "I don't want to."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-

Yang: -punches one- "Those things aren't pushovers."

Ed: "Yeah, nothing like the usual mook. Hope Decapre's alright..."

Kamui: "Where is she?"

Falke: "Sneaking around, trying to find out how Shadaloo became so powerful overnight."
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Pandora: "I don't want to."

Ahim: -Using two pistols- "There's a lot of them, even more than back home!"

Cu: "Tsk, and take more than one hit to take down, how annoying!"
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Kyu: "If not today, another time then~?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ahim: -Using two pistols- "There's a lot of them, even more than back home!"

Cu: "Tsk, and take more than one hit to take down, how annoying!"
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Kyu: "If not today, another time then~?"

-and this is just the beginning for them :V-
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Pan: "Nah." :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

-and this is just the beginning for them :V-
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Pan: "Nah." :V

-Oh yeah, no doubt on that-

-Some Green Units have actually brought freaking tanks and are shooting with them-
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Kyu: "Pretty please~? I promise I will be a very good girl~" :3

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Oh yeah, no doubt on that-

-Some Green Units have actually brought freaking tanks and are shooting with them-
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Kyu: "Pretty please~? I promise I will be a very good girl~" :3

Yang: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
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Pan: "No."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
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Pan: "No."

-A tank turret shoots at her as if replying "Nope"-

Meltlilith: "SON OF A-!!!"
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Kyu: "I could do you favors if you accept"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-A tank turret shoots at her as if replying "Nope"-

Meltlilith: "SON OF A-!!!"
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Kyu: "I could do you favors if you accept"

-Daruk uses Protection-

Daruk: -laughing- "I missed having a good fight!"
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Pan: "I'm fine."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Daruk uses Protection-

Daruk: -laughing- "I missed having a good fight!"
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Pan: "I'm fine."

Meltlilith: "U-Um... Thanks?"

Joe: -Engaging in a swordfight with various swordwielders-

Arthur: -Same- That, Goron, right? Seems like would do a good Shielder.
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Kyu: "What about being even more fine, then?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "U-Um... Thanks?"

Joe: -Engaging in a swordfight with various swordwielders-

Arthur: -Same- That, Goron, right? Seems like would do a good Shielder.
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Kyu: "What about being even more fine, then?"

-Daruk then rolls towards a tank at very quick speeds-

-being the "tank" doesn't mean he's slow -
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Pan: "No."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Daruk then rolls towards a tank at very quick speeds-

-being the "tank" doesn't mean he's slow -
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Pan: "No."

-The tank attempts to shoot at him-
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Kyu: "Missing a chance here, girl"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The tank attempts to shoot at him-
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Kyu: "Missing a chance here, girl"

-the shot clashes with one of Revali's-

Urbosa: "Glad to see his skills didn't falter with time."

-Daruk then gets close enough to smash the tank with his Boulder Breaker-

-that thing can shatter mountains, guess how well the tank fares -
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Pan: "You'll probably come back anyway."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-the shot clashes with one of Revali's-

Urbosa: "Glad to see his skills didn't falter with time."

-Daruk then gets close enough to smash the tank with his Boulder Breaker-

-that thing can shatter mountains, guess how well the tank fares -
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Pan: "You'll probably come back anyway."

-Nevertheless to say, the tank gets instantly wrecked like if it was made of paper-
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Kyu: "So you're saying you're giving me a chance at another time?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Nevertheless to say, the tank gets instantly wrecked like if it was made of paper-
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Kyu: "So you're saying you're giving me a chance at another time?"

Yang: "Whoa..."

-Arthur's thoughts on a potential Shielder having Berserker-like strength?-
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Pan: "Still no."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Whoa..."

-Arthur's thoughts on a potential Shielder having Berserker-like strength?-
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Pan: "Still no."

Arthur: Seeing his build and shape I should have guessed the case. And weapon too, it looks heavy.
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Kyu: "Why not? Don't you want a fellow smokin' hot girl on you?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: Seeing his build and shape I should have guessed the case. And weapon too, it looks heavy.
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Kyu: "Why not? Don't you want a fellow smokin' hot girl on you?"

-some of the floor around the impact is also completely ruined-
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Pan: "Nah. I already got one if I need it." :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

-some of the floor around the impact is also completely ruined-
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Pan: "Nah. I already got one if I need it." :V

-And sent a few soldiers flying from the impact-
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Kyu: "Why not two at once then?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And sent a few soldiers flying from the impact-
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Kyu: "Why not two at once then?"

-IT WAS AWESOME-
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Pan: "Nah."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-IT WAS AWESOME-
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Pan: "Nah."

-Fangirling Ruby?-
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Kyu: "What if your partner was to want it then"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Dr. C: -groan-

One of them looked like a Lightner monster, though!

...A Lightner? (In this world? Unthinkable...) No matter. So long as they are dealt with quickly.

Isis: -points at where the voice came from- "He's there, Lich."

"He too heard the voice and turned to it."

"And the nearby area was now set aflame with tons of huge fireballs flying their way."

Kintoki: "Let's hope the water levels don't rise though..."
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-Many were using swords and running at them with those-
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-At this point she's so desperate she might try-
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Abigail: "But what of the Hero of Winds?"

Oui: "Sorry, I am unsure if I can answer that..."

(I am admittedly worried that will happen...if this storm lasts long enough.)

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"Spears flew at them before they even realized it."

"Undyne also took on one enemy directly, clashing her own spear with a sword."

"She was also impressed by the work the Champions were doing."
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"FARORE GOT THE WOODEN SWORD!"

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Specter: Neither can I...

 

[Digital Hazard]

(I am admittedly worried that will happen...if this storm lasts long enough.)

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"Spears flew at them before they even realized it."

"Undyne also took on one enemy directly, clashing her own spear with a sword."

"She was also impressed by the work the Champions were doing."
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"FARORE GOT THE WOODEN SWORD!"

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Specter: Neither can I...

Kintoki: "Geez, especially for the islanders..."
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-The blue unit complied with impressive swordsmanship, which all the sword wielders now had out of military training-
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-DUH-NUH-NUUUUUUUUUH!!!!-
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Oui: "He may come with us or not, it's not like I've spoken to him to know"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kintoki: "Geez, especially for the islanders..."
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-The blue unit complied with impressive swordsmanship, which all the sword wielders now had out of military training-
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-DUH-NUH-NUUUUUUUUUH!!!!-
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Oui: "He may come with us or not, it's not like I've spoken to him to know"

(We're on higher ground and protected by walls. They're in much more danger than we are right now.)
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Ha! I was right! You people really are offering a challenge for once!
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"...Now what can she do with it? :V"
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"Specter hasn't seen a situation this bad since The Enchantress' reign. He has doubts they can actually defeat the powers that oppose them..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Fangirling Ruby?-
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Kyu: "What if your partner was to want it then"

-fangirling Yang- :V
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Pan:

One of them looked like a Lightner monster, though!

...A Lightner? (In this world? Unthinkable...) No matter. So long as they are dealt with quickly.

Dr. C: "Lightner?" -nerdish curiosity-

"He too heard the voice and turned to it."

"And the nearby area was now set aflame with tons of huge fireballs flying their way."

-Isis casts a shield-

Isis: "Fireballs... As expected from a Dreemur."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(We're on higher ground and protected by walls. They're in much more danger than we are right now.)
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Ha! I was right! You people really are offering a challenge for once!
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"...Now what can she do with it? :V"
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"Specter hasn't seen a situation this bad since The Enchantress' reign. He has doubts they can actually defeat the powers that oppose them..."

Kintoki: "Kinda wants me to go and see if we can help them..."
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-Also trying to kick her guts-
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-Sword beams- :V
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-But what to do if they can't win?-

-fangirling Yang- :V
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Pan:

-Oh damn-

-A turret shot at her while she was at it-
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Kyu: "What now?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-

Dr. C: "Lightner?" -nerdish curiosity-

"

Father tells me they were a type of monster who used to be our guardians and protectors! We lived to serve them! Until they left to live in the light, on the surface, abandoning all of us to stay in the dark dreary shadows...

If a Lightner stands among our intruders now, they will die.

-Isis casts a shield-

Isis: "Fireballs... As expected from a Dreemur."

"Yeah, it's kinda their thing. "

I will not back down...not this time!

Kintoki: "Kinda wants me to go and see if we can help them..."
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-Also trying to kick her guts-
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-Sword beams- :V
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-But what to do if they can't win?-

(I wish I could come along, but I'm trapped here as long as the storm persists.)
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"She's armored right now, so it fails."
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"She loses one quarter of a heart to a weaker attack and can no longer fire them. "V
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"...Nothing. Hope will be lost. All worlds will be destroyed along with themselves."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Oh damn-

-A turret shot at her while she was at it-
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Kyu: "What now?"

-she tanked it with Semblance, but it still sent her flying-
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Pan: -shrug-

Father tells me they were a type of monster who used to be our guardians and protectors! We lived to serve them! Until they left to live in the light, on the surface, abandoning all of us to stay in the dark dreary shadows...

If a Lightner stands among our intruders now, they will die.

Dr. C: "Oh my, how interesting."

"Yeah, it's kinda their thing. "

I will not back down...not this time!

Isis: "That name sure suits you well. Only in your dreams could you stand a chance against us."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(I wish I could come along, but I'm trapped here as long as the storm persists.)
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"She's armored right now, so it fails."
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"She loses one quarter of a heart to a weaker attack and can no longer fire them. "V
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"...Nothing. Hope will be lost. All worlds will be destroyed along with themselves."

Kintoki: "It's okay, not everyone can go on this water levels"
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-At least he tried-
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DAMMIT!
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-Everything that they have fought for, would be for nothing...-

-she tanked it with Semblance, but it still sent her flying-
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Pan: -shrug-

-And is shot once again-

-Atalanta tried shooting various arrows at the tank, but her shots were blocked by those of silver units with blasters and hoverboards-
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Kyu: "Aw come on, can't you do a sis a favor and do it with her?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Dr. C: "Oh my, how interesting."

"These allies of theirs are more unusual, and clearly have more to their background...but this apparent "King" hasn't said much of it so far."

Isis: "That name sure suits you well. Only in your dreams could you stand a chance against us."

That is a chance I must take...There remain people I still care deeply about...but I also don't want to see anyone else die by the hands of beings like yourselves. If I can even injure one of you...I am willing to give my life to accomplish it.

Kintoki: "It's okay, not everyone can go on this water levels"
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-At least he tried-
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DAMMIT!
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-Everything that they have fought for, would be for nothing...-

(Maybe we can go?)

(I hope we get to fight some monsters on the way there!)
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"And got get in his own gut for it with Undyne's great strength."
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"Can nothing stop this...?"

Shame the Milotic known as Moana isn't there to just calm things down for them.
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"Absolutely nothing..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Maybe we can go?)

(I hope we get to fight some monsters on the way there!)
___

"And got get in his own gut for it with Undyne's great strength."
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"Can nothing stop this...?"

Shame the Milotic known as Moana isn't there to just calm things down for them.
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"Absolutely nothing..."

Kintoki: "Sorry little ones, something tells me it will be even inadequate for you soon"
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-YIKES-

-But he sought for it-
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-Well... Maybe one thing...-
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-He looks at the child again?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kintoki: "Sorry little ones, something tells me it will be even inadequate for you soon"
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-YIKES-

-But he sought for it-
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-Well... Maybe one thing...-
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-He looks at the child again?-

(Aw, c'mon...)
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"Followed up by rapid stab attempts with her spear, to his left and right side."
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"Just one thing?"
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Specter: (I cannot let her die as well...What can I possibly do?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Aw, c'mon...)
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"Followed up by rapid stab attempts with her spear, to his left and right side."
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"Just one thing?"
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Specter: (I cannot let her die as well...What can I possibly do?)

Kintoki: "Sorry, just worried about you..."
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-Another swordsman managed to strike her from behind-
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YEah, likely...-
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-Fight to the end, maybe-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And is shot once again-

-Atalanta tried shooting various arrows at the tank, but her shots were blocked by those of silver units with blasters and hoverboards-
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Kyu: "Aw come on, can't you do a sis a favor and do it with her?"

-DANG THOSE RANGERS-

"These allies of theirs are more unusual, and clearly have more to their background...but this apparent "King" hasn't said much of it so far."

-indeed, it intrigued the doctor-

That is a chance I must take...There remain people I still care deeply about...but I also don't want to see anyone else die by the hands of beings like yourselves. If I can even injure one of you...I am willing to give my life to accomplish it.

Isis: "Finish him, Lich."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-DANG THOSE RANGERS-

Atalanta: "This has to be a joke..."

-Artemis and Rin are in the sky shooting at them-
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Kyu unreplied.