Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Atalanta: "This has to be a joke..."

-Artemis and Rin are in the sky shooting at them-
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Kyu unreplied.

-Revali too!-
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Pan: "I don't have a sister."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Revali too!-
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Pan: "I don't have a sister."

Rin: "Do they even have an end?" -Trying to avoid too while shooting-
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Kyu: "You know in what way I meant it"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rin: "Do they even have an end?" -Trying to avoid too while shooting-
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Kyu: "You know in what way I meant it"

-Revali was taking dozens of them out by himself-
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Pan:

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Revali was taking dozens of them out by himself-
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Pan:

Artemis: "Woo, not bad for a mortal!"

Orion: "LOOK OUT, WOMAN!"
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Kyu: "Anyway, if I convince the hottie of your roommate to do it, you'll accept?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Artemis: "Woo, not bad for a mortal!"

Orion: "LOOK OUT, WOMAN!"
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Kyu: "Anyway, if I convince the hottie of your roommate to do it, you'll accept?"

-LONK BLOCKS A SHOT GOING TOWARDS ARTEMIS WITH SHIELD-
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Pan:

 

[Digital Hazard]

-LONK BLOCKS A SHOT GOING TOWARDS ARTEMIS WITH SHIELD-
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Pan:

Artemis: "Thanks there, Hero boy! No wonder your Goddesses chose you!" -Waves, then saw enemies and shot-
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Kyu: "So is that a yes?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Artemis: "Thanks there, Hero boy! No wonder your Goddesses chose you!" -Waves, then saw enemies and shot-
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Kyu: "So is that a yes?"

-he nods and keeps fighting-
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Pan: "Good luck."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-he nods and keeps fighting-
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Pan: "Good luck."

-Revali's thoughts on a goddess being such an airhead?-
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Kyu: "Oh trust me, I won't need it"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Revali's thoughts on a goddess being such an airhead?-
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Kyu: "Oh trust me, I won't need it"

Revali: Are all gods this way? Pathetic...
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Pan: "Alright then." Medusa, can you hear me?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Revali: Are all gods this way? Pathetic...
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Pan: "Alright then." Medusa, can you hear me?

-It's a good thing he hasn't seen Hyrule's own in person, all hope would be lost then-

-A bunch of white rhino-themed soldiers also came in carrying shields and armor, seemingly to act as tanks-
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Kyu: "Going my way on"

Medusa: Loud and clear.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-It's a good thing he hasn't seen Hyrule's own in person, all hope would be lost then-

-A bunch of white rhino-themed soldiers also came in carrying shields and armor, seemingly to act as tanks-
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Kyu: "Going my way on"

Medusa: Loud and clear.

-LMAO-

-Zelda shot with the Bow of Light-
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Pan: -waves at Kyu- I gave someone the challenge of flirting you. Whatever happens, make sure she doesn't win.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-LMAO-

-Zelda shot with the Bow of Light-
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Pan: -waves at Kyu- I challenged someone to flirt you. Whatever happens, make sure she doesn't win.

-White soldiers placed shields in front, trying to protect their allies-
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Medusa: Okay, so what do I get from allowing you to win this?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kintoki: "Sorry, just worried about you..."
---
-Another swordsman managed to strike her from behind-
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YEah, likely...-
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-Fight to the end, maybe-

(We don't wanna just sit here and not help!)
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"She felt the pain but resisted it enough to only flinch in response."

"She summoned a spear to fly at the swordsman from behind him."
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"Shall she do it?!"
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Specter: (If I can save her...I won't care if my own life, whatever little remains of it...is lost in the process...)

-indeed, it intrigued the doctor-

"She must learn more about this!"

Isis: "Finish him, Lich."

I have spared you long enough, Dreemurr...you have caused too much trouble to serve me as a pawn any longer.

Do your worst.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-White soldiers placed shields in front, trying to protect their allies-
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Medusa: Okay, so what do I get from allowing you to win this?

-it's the Bow of Light-
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Pan: Whatever you want.

"She must learn more about this!"

-YES!-

I have spared you long enough, Dreemurr...you have caused too much trouble to serve me as a pawn any longer.

Do your worst.

Isis: "Don't even spare his soul, I don't need it."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-YES!-

"But first thing's first; ensure the deaths of the intruders!"

Isis: "Don't even spare his soul, I don't need it."

For all my mistakes...all my regrets...

My people...my wife...my daughter...my son....all innocent lives that I have hurt or have been hurt by anyone or anything...This is for you. For the good of all life. I'm sorry for being such a screw-up...

Spoiler: MUSIC

"It's Asgore's last stand."

He's one of the Underground's most powerful monsters, but The Lich is almost certainly too powerful for Asgore to have any hope of achieving victory..."

"It's hard to tell through all the badly rotted flaps of skin covering his skull, but he has a very sadistic smile right now."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(We don't wanna just sit here and not help!)
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"She felt the pain but resisted it enough to only flinch in response."

"She summoned a spear to fly at the swordsman from behind him."
___

"Shall she do it?!"
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Specter: (If I can save her...I won't care if my own life, whatever little remains of it...is lost in the process...)

Kintoki: "I really know how you feel, but you must also be careful to not die"
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-The two blue Ranger Sentries were now going all out on her-
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-At this point, there is no option...-
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-Yeah, the child deserves it after the crap she's been through, forced into insanity...-

-it's the Bow of Light-
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Pan: Whatever you want.

-I didn't say they knew it was going to be that powerful-
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Medusa: Hmmm... One night doing it in your Labyrinth where the dark angel was created just to mock his existence a bit?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kintoki: "I really know how you feel, but you must also be careful to not die"
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-The two blue Ranger Sentries were now going all out on her-
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-At this point, there is no option...-
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-Yeah, the child deserves it after the crap she's been through, forced into insanity...-

(Now you're just making everything sound boring.)

"Annoyed Froakie sounds directed at his brother's recklessness."
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"And she was doing the same; she dodged a swing aimed for her neck, then grabbed one of the Rangers by his shoulders and prepared to throw him at the other."

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"It must be done, then...Whatever it actually is that she plans on doing."
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Specter: (I'll save her...and all worlds to ensure her safety...and Reize's, too...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Now you're just making everything sound boring.)

"Annoyed Froakie sounds directed at his brother's recklessness."
___

"And she was doing the same; she dodged a swing aimed for her neck, then grabbed one of the Rangers by his shoulders and prepared to throw him at the other."

___

"It must be done, then...Whatever it actually is that she plans on doing."
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Specter: (I'll save her...and all worlds to ensure her safety...and Reize's, too...)

Kintoki: "I'm just trying to be somewhat reasonable"
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-And it worked-
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-She sighed, and with a movement of her finger.... She summoned Tingle-
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-Hm, wonder how that boy's been doing lately...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kintoki: "I'm just trying to be somewhat reasonable"
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-And it worked-
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-She sighed, and with a movement of her finger.... She summoned Tingle-
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-Hm, wonder how that boy's been doing lately...-

(You are, don't worry.)
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"She then drop kicked them."

"Followed by numerous circles of spears flying at and closing in on the pair..."
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Wait what?



I need to see where this goes next lol

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Specter: (Reize...that name...an innocent young boy, as brave and strong as he was reckless and foolish...he should've never been enslaved by the Enchantress...come to think of it, how was I already familiar with him, before that time? Before...my death?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(You are, don't worry.)
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"She then drop kicked them."

"Followed by numerous circles of spears flying at and closing in on the pair..."
___

Wait what?



I need to see where this goes next lol

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Specter: (Reize...that name...an innocent young boy, as brave and strong as he was reckless and foolish...he should've never been enslaved by the Enchantress...come to think of it, how was I already familiar with him, before that time? Before...my death?)

Kintoki: -Huff- "Thanks goodness!"
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-They attempted to parry them with their swords-
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Tingle: "Hel-lo, shiny lady in green.

It is I, Tingle! May I ask you the why of my summoning?"

-Farore sighed- I need you go and speak to those other shiny ladies in blue and red.
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-Hmmm... Strange... Like if he had some connection to him, or maybe someone he knew did...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kintoki: -Huff- "Thanks goodness!"
---
-They attempted to parry them with their swords-
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Tingle: "Hel-lo, shiny lady in green.

It is I, Tingle! May I ask you the why of my summoning?"

-Farore sighed- I need you go and speak to those other shiny ladies in blue and red.
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-Hmmm... Strange... Like if he had some connection to him, or maybe someone he knew did...-

"This frog still isn't happy about it, though."
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"Succeeding, but then saw the ground below them glowing blue. Spears pierced from it within seconds."
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"This oughta be good. "
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Specter: "Trying to remember..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"This frog still isn't happy about it, though."
___

"Succeeding, but then saw the ground below them glowing blue. Spears pierced from it within seconds."
___

"This oughta be good. "
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Specter: "Trying to remember..."

-Nobody is-
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-Being still mooks, both were instantly offed-
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Tingle: "That all?" -Giggle- "Oh well, leave it to me~! Kooloo limpah!"

Yeah, good luck...
---
-There's a... Locket?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"But first thing's first; ensure the deaths of the intruders!"



For all my mistakes...all my regrets...

My people...my wife...my daughter...my son....all innocent lives that I have hurt or have been hurt by anyone or anything...This is for you. For the good of all life. I'm sorry for being such a screw-up...

Spoiler: MUSIC

"It's Asgore's last stand."

He's one of the Underground's most powerful monsters, but The Lich is almost certainly too powerful for Asgore to have any hope of achieving victory..."

"It's hard to tell through all the badly rotted flaps of skin covering his skull, but he has a very sadistic smile right now."

-indeed-
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Isis: -smirked- "I have nothing to worry about." -about to leave the place- "Make sure this one regrets every second of his life, Lich."

-I didn't say they knew it was going to be that powerful-
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Medusa: Hmmm... One night doing it in your Labyrinth where the dark angel was created just to mock his existence a bit?

-true-
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Pandora: Deal.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-indeed-
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Isis: -smirked- "I have nothing to worry about." -about to leave the place- "Make sure this one regrets every second of his life, Lich."

"Back to the heroes fighting rangers and tanks!"

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I already do, you abomination...I already do.

Determination will not save your life.

"Fireballs of his own, green, empowered with supernatural magic and nuclear power."

-Nobody is-
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-Being still mooks, both were instantly offed-
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Tingle: "That all?" -Giggle- "Oh well, leave it to me~! Kooloo limpah!"

Yeah, good luck...
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-There's a... Locket?-

"They'll have to get out of this somehow..."
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Who else wants a piece of me?!
___

"How will this end...?"
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Specter: (I...remember a locket...but I had lost it long ago.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

-true-
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Pandora: Deal.

-They regretted it immediately when many were sent flying-
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Medusa: -Was along her other selves- "Gorgon, some pervert fairy is coming here, take care of her"

Gorgon: -Lazing- "Why would I care?"

Medusa: "You want to scare someone?" -Patting Ana's head-

Gorgon: "... Nah, too lazy"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They'll have to get out of this somehow..."
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Who else wants a piece of me?!
___

"How will this end...?"
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Specter: (I...remember a locket...but I had lost it long ago.)

-They had no clue...-
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-Black Sentries are blasting at her-
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-Not good for him I can tell you-
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-All after Plague Knight fought him-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Back to the heroes fighting rangers and tanks!"

___

I already do, you abomination...I already do.

Determination will not save your life.

"Fireballs of his own, green, empowered with supernatural magic and nuclear power."

-YES!-
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Isis: -chuckles as she leaves-

-They regretted it immediately when many were sent flying-
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Medusa: -Was along her other selves- "Gorgon, some pervert fairy is coming here, take care of her"

Gorgon: -Lazing- "Why would I care?"

Medusa: "You want to scare someone?" -Patting Ana's head-

Gorgon: "... Nah, too lazy"

-and that was just one arrow-

Link: Even if I wanted to be her knight again, I doubt she'd need one...
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KI!Dusa: -only hanging out with them because Gorgon- "I mean, it kinda sounds fun."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-and that was just one arrow-

Link: Even if I wanted to be her knight again, I doubt she'd need one...
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KI!Dusa: -only hanging out with them because Gorgon- "I mean, it kinda sounds fun."

-Nope, the Yiga now could only dream of taking her-

EMIYA: -Also with a bow- "Not bad, Hylian Princess" -Aimed and shot arrow that exploded-
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Gorgon: "Wait, you really mean that?"

Medusa: "See? Even she likes the idea"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They had no clue...-
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-Black Sentries are blasting at her-
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-Not good for him I can tell you-
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-All after Plague Knight fought him-

"The storm raging on and the moon showing no signs of resuming orbit."
___

"Moana sent a powerful blast of water at one."

"Heshima pounced on another and bit the sentry with Thunderfang."

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"He approaches them..."

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Specter: (Where did I even get it? What was it for?)

-YES!-
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Isis: -chuckles as she leaves-

"The heroes are holding up well so far..."
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"He's hit, but still stands, and retaliates with fire magic of his own."

"If his fireballs and harmful spells aren't enough to take him out, he will start using his powerful commanding spells instead."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Nope, the Yiga now could only dream of taking her-

EMIYA: -Also with a bow- "Not bad, Hylian Princess" -Aimed and shot arrow that exploded-
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Gorgon: "Wait, you really mean that?"

Medusa: "See? Even she likes the idea"

-and then, Dr. C's "children" appear-

-except there's dozens of them-
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KI!Dusa: "I always enjoy making humans afraid."

"The heroes are holding up well so far..."
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"He's hit, but still stands, and retaliates with fire magic of his own."

"If his fireballs and harmful spells aren't enough to take him out, he will start using his powerful commanding spells instead."

-poor Asgore will be so doomed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The storm raging on and the moon showing no signs of resuming orbit."
___

"Moana sent a powerful blast of water at one."

"Heshima pounced on another and bit the sentry with Thunderfang."

___

"He approaches them..."

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Specter: (Where did I even get it? What was it for?)

-Nor the planet does of moving-
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-Those two are offed, but there are much more in number-
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Tingle: "Hello, shining ladies. I am Tingle, a fairy! And that other lady in green told me you wanted to speak with me"

-Din and Nayru stopped their banter and stared at him in silence-
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-He can only remember one thing about it, and it's that he used to stare at it at times during his time serving the Enchantress-

-and then, Dr. C's "children" appear-

-except there's dozens of them-
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KI!Dusa: "I always enjoy making humans afraid."

Euryale: "Eeeeeh, what are those?"
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Medusa: "It's a fairy..."

Ana: "I don't think that matters to her"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

and then, Dr. C's "children" appear-

-except there's dozens of them-

-Those two are offed, but there are much more in number-

Euryale: "Eeeeeh, what are those?"

"Moana hits more with water attack."

"Heshima follows them up with electric attacks."

No idea who or what those guy are, but they're obviously not friendly!

-
-poor Asgore will be so doomed-

"A tragic end to the troubled King..."

"It was a fierce fight, but Asgore got hit more often than The Lich did."

-Nor the planet does of moving-
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Tingle: "Hello, shining ladies. I am Tingle, a fairy! And that other lady in green told me you wanted to speak with me"

-Din and Nayru stopped their banter and stared at him in silence-
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-He can only remember one thing about it, and it's that he used to stare at it at times during his time serving the Enchantress-

"And some are losing hope..."

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"Then what?"
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Specter: (All I can remember is that I stared at it while working for The Enchantress...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medusa: "It's a fairy..."

Ana: "I don't think that matters to her"

-nope

Euryale: "Eeeeeh, what are those?"

"Moana hits more with water attack."

"Heshima follows them up with electric attacks."

No idea who or what those guy are, but they're obviously not friendly!

-the attacks mere made the creature wobble-

-one even literally squished itself to a fraction of its size to duck a move-

-then they attacked with extentible arms, boxing gloves with elemental properties as "hands"-

"A tragic end to the troubled King..."

"It was a fierce fight, but Asgore got hit more often than The Lich did."

-but how strong were the hits?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Moana hits more with water attack."

"Heshima follows them up with electric attacks."

No idea who or what those guy are, but they're obviously not friendly!



"And some are losing hope..."

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"Then what?"
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Specter: (All I can remember is that I stared at it while working for The Enchantress...)

-the attacks mere made the creature wobble-

-one even literally squished itself to a fraction of its size to duck a move-

-then they attacked with extentible arms, boxing gloves with elemental properties as "hands"-

Euryale: "W-Wait, the arrows of a Goddess like me didn't wo-?!" -Was punched-
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-Some are full of stress in trying to handle the situation-
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Tingle: "I am available to hear your trou- Wait, what are you doing? Why your hands are set on fire and ice while staring at me? And pointing those hands at Tingle?

Wait, no! Don't do that! AAAAAAH! IT BURNS! NOW IT'S TOO COLD! AAAAAAAH!"

-Farore watched her plan of having her sisters unite under the pretense of beating Hyrule's most disgusting and annoying being ever-
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-For long periods of time, as if trying to reminisce of something...-

-nope-

Gorgon: "Fine, I'll do it..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Euryale: "W-Wait, the arrows of a Goddess like me didn't wo-?!" -Was punched-

-the punc that his her exploded-

Gorgon: "Fine, I'll do it..."

KI!Dusa: "This'll be fun!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-the punc that his her exploded-


KI!Dusa: "This'll be fun!"

-Sending her flying and injured, her endurance is E after all-
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-Door is knocked-

Kyu: "Hello, is anyone there?"

Medusa: "That must be her"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Sending her flying and injured, her endurance is E after all-
---
-Door is knocked-

Kyu: "Hello, is anyone there?"

Medusa: "That must be her"

-YEE-
---
-indeed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-YEE-
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-indeed-

-Is nobody alarmed by that?-
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Kyu: "Can I enter?"

Medusa: "Sure"

-Love fairy opens door-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Is nobody alarmed by that?-
---
Kyu: "Can I enter?"

Medusa: "Sure"

-Love fairy opens door-

-maybe one of her siblings?-

-or Asterios?-
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KI!Dusa: "Wait a second... Kyu?!" <--- Once lived with Palu, so she knows a few things.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-maybe one of her siblings?-

-or Asterios?-
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KI!Dusa: "Wait a second... Kyu?!" <--- Once lived with Palu, so she knows a few things.

-Oh Asterios has become mad now!-
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-And I already stablished Kyu was familiar with her anyway-

Kyu: "O-Oh, hello there, Medusa"

Gorgon: "Wait, you know her?"