Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jack: "Later then..."
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-Thought she alrady was there by that point-
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Kyu: "Ugh, all those questions...Yes, guys like you"

Kanna: -showed up literally now- "Is Illya-chan okay?"
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Jaune: "What kind of guy am I?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: -showed up literally now- "Is Illya-chan okay?"
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Jaune: "What kind of guy am I?"

Illya: "Ka....nna?"
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Kyu: "I told you already, geez, why they always to ask endless questions?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "Ka....nna?"
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Kyu: "I told you already, geez, why they always to ask endless questions?"

Kanna: "Illya-chan!" -runs to her- "I was so worried for you!"
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Jaune:

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Illya-chan!" -runs to her- "I was so worried for you!"
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Jaune:

Illya: "Kanna...What happened?"
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Kyu: "Look, I have an idea that could benefit us both"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "Kanna...What happened?"
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Kyu: "Look, I have an idea that could benefit us both"

Kanna: "I... I saw you unconcious on the floor after the fight, so I carried you somewhere so you can rest and be safe! I'm so glad you're okay now!"
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Jaune: "What is it?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "I... I saw you unconcious on the floor after the fight, so I carried you somewhere so you can rest and be safe! I'm so glad you're okay now!"
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Jaune: "What is it?"

Illya: "I see...Thank you, I don't know what I would have done without you"
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Kyu: "You try to do as I tell you, but if we don't get you a date in 48 hours, I'll leave, 'kay?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "I see...Thank you, I don't know what I would have done without you"
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Kyu: "You try to do as I tell you, but if we don't get you a date in 48 hours, I'll leave, 'kay?"

-little dragon hugs-

Kanna: "You're the bestest friend ever, Illya-chan. No, more than that. You're a sister to me."
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Jaune: "... Why not just leave now? I don't want to do this..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-little dragon hugs-

Kanna: "You're the bestest friend ever, Illya-chan. No, more than that. You're a sister to me."
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Jaune: "... Why not just leave now? I don't want to do this..."

Illya: "A sister? That sounds accurate...We have such a strong bond we're like family! Well, we tchnically already are...But you get what I mean"
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Kyu: "Sorry pal, this goes against my job's regulations"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "A sister? That sounds accurate...We have such a strong bond we're like family! Well, we tchnically already are...But you get what I mean"
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Kyu: "Sorry pal, this goes against my job's regulations"

Kanna: -giggles- "Of course I do... sis."
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Jaune: "Is forcing people against their wish not a regulation?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

BB: "So everything is a-okay, right?"
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Jack: "I'm sure you will accomplish it!"
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Osakabe Hime: "So...Where are you going now?"

...Sure. Let's go with that.

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(Never doubted it! We're just that good already.)
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Claptrap: No idea! Maybe I can finally provide assistance in defeating the enemy!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: -giggles- "Of course I do... sis."
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Jaune: "Is forcing people against their wish not a regulation?"

-Adorable hug-

Iri: "Awww~"

Kiritsugu: -Feeling unnoticed-
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Kyu: "Trust me, you'll be thankful to me later"

...Sure. Let's go with that.

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(Never doubted it! We're just that good already.)
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Claptrap: No idea! Maybe I can finally provide assistance in defeating the enemy!

BB: "Great! Now what are you planning on doing?"
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Jack: "How much is left for you to evolve?"
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Osakabe Hime: "Can you even fight...?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Adorable hug-

Iri: "Awww~"

Kiritsugu: -Feeling unnoticed-
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Kyu: "Trust me, you'll be thankful to me later"

Kanna: "Do you need anything now?"
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Jaune: "I already told you I don't want to..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Do you need anything now?"
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Jaune: "I already told you I don't want to..."

Illya: "I think just staying in bed a bit more..."
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Kyu: "Pwett pwease~?" -Puppy eyes-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "I think just staying in bed a bit more..."
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Kyu: "Pwett pwease~?" -Puppy eyes-

Kanna: "A-Alright... I'll stay by your side then."
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Jaune: "No..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "A-Alright... I'll stay by your side then."
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Jaune: "No..."

Kiritsugu: "...Hello"

Iri: "K-Kiritsugu?"
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Sieg: "I think she's not going to leave..." -Kyu hasn't made herself visible to him, just judging by what Jaune is saying-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kiritsugu: "...Hello"

Iri: "K-Kiritsugu?"
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Sieg: "I think she's not going to leave..." -Kyu hasn't made herself visible to him, just judging by what Jaune is saying-

-instant hug?-
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-Jaune sighs-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-instant hug?-
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-Jaune sighs-

-Instant hug-

Iri: "I missed you...Like you have no idea..."

Kiritsugu: "I don't deserve it. But I'm still glad for that..."
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Kyu: "See? He can't even see me but knows well"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Instant hug-

Iri: "I missed you...Like you have no idea..."

Kiritsugu: "I don't deserve it. But I'm still glad for that..."
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Kyu: "See? He can't even see me but knows well"

-awwww-
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Jaune: "... Two days and you're gone?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-awwww-
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Jaune: "... Two days and you're gone?"

Illya: "Ah, Papa is back!" -Hugs him too, Kiritsugu smiles-
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Kyu: "Promise"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "Ah, Papa is back!" -Hugs him too, Kiritsugu smiles-
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Kyu: "Promise"

Kanna: -giggles at the cuteness-
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Jaune: -sighs in defeat- "Fine..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: -giggles at the cuteness-
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Jaune: -sighs in defeat- "Fine..."

-Kanna hugs grandpa too?-
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Kyu: "Yay~ As a reward for accepting I'll make myself visible to your friend"

Sieg: -Blinks- "Is that the fairy?"

Kyu: "I'm Kyu"

Sieg: "You're not using pants or a skirt..."

Kyu: "So?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Kanna hugs grandpa too?-
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Kyu: "Yay~ As a reward for accepting I'll make myself visible to your friend"

Sieg: -Blinks- "Is that the fairy?"

Kyu: "I'm Kyu"

Sieg: "You're not using pants or a skirt..."

Kyu: "So?"

-yep-
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LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yep-
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LOL

Kiritsugu: "Hello Kanna"
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Sieg: "Why?"

Kyu: "Oh great, more questions"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kiritsugu: "Hello Kanna"
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Sieg: "Why?"

Kyu: "Oh great, more questions"

Kanna: "Grandpa~!"
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LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Grandpa~!"
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LOL

Kiritsugu: "How have you girls been doing?"

Illya: "We've been behaving well!"
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Kyu: "Look I just to walk in my underwear, 'kay? It's not like I allow most people to see me"

Sieg: "Right...I'm Sieg by the way"

Kyu: "And I don't care, it's your friend here who I'm interested in helping"

Sieg: "Why?"

Kyu: "It's just my job, okay?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

BB: "Great! Now what are you planning on doing?"
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Jack: "How much is left for you to evolve?"
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Osakabe Hime: "Can you even fight...?"

...I don't know anymore.

"Walks off."
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(I...dunno.)
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Claptrap: I had a tank! It was forgotten and left behind in Basel....

 

[Digital Hazard]

...I don't know anymore.

"Walks off."
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(I...dunno.)
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Claptrap: I had a tank! It was forgotten and left behind in Basel....

BB: "Damn, I feel a bit sorry for him"
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Jack: "Maybe if you train more it will be soon!"
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Osakabe Hime: "Then what if you can't use it?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

BB: "Damn, I feel a bit sorry for him"
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Jack: "Maybe if you train more it will be soon!"
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Osakabe Hime: "Then what if you can't use it?"

A bit?
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(She's right, Hurricane! We just gotta keep at it!)
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Claptrap: I know how to use guns! Well, the kinds that my model's hands are capable of wielding properly.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kiritsugu: "How have you girls been doing?"

Illya: "We've been behaving well!"
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Kyu: "Look I just to walk in my underwear, 'kay? It's not like I allow most people to see me"

Sieg: "Right...I'm Sieg by the way"

Kyu: "And I don't care, it's your friend here who I'm interested in helping"

Sieg: "Why?"

Kyu: "It's just my job, okay?"

Kanna: -giggling- "We have!"
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-but why?- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

A bit?
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(She's right, Hurricane! We just gotta keep at it!)
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Claptrap: I know how to use guns! Well, the kinds that my model's hands are capable of wielding properly.

BB: "What?"
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Jack: "See? He knows it!"
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Osakabe Hime: "Which are....?"

Kanna: -giggling- "We have!"
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-but why?- :V

Illya: "And we have defeated some bad guys!"
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Sieg: "Why?"

Kyu: "If you both keep asking so much questions, I'll extend my deal for a whole week"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "And we have defeated some bad guys!"
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Sieg: "Why?"

Kyu: "If you both keep asking so much questions, I'll extend my deal for a whole week"

-he proud?-
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Jaune: "..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-he proud?-
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Jaune: "..."

Kiritsugu: "I see, you certainly have done great"
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Sieg: "..."

Kyu: "Good boys"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kiritsugu: "I see, you certainly have done great"
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Sieg: "..."

Kyu: "Good boys"

-yee-
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-kek-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee-
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-kek-

-Reply?-
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Kyu: "Now let's go, someone has to get you a hang on on a date!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Reply?-
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Kyu: "Now let's go, someone has to get you a hang on on a date!"

Kanna: "Thanks, Grandpa~!"
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-they relunctantly do?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Thanks, Grandpa~!"
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-they relunctantly do?-

-He ruffles her hair-

Kiritsugu: "You're cute..."
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-Reluctantly she takes Jaune for a date and allows Sieg to come for the ride-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-He ruffles her hair-

Kiritsugu: "You're cute..."
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-Reluctantly she takes Jaune for a date and allows Sieg to come for the ride-

-she giggling-
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KEK

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she giggling-
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KEK

Iri: "I'd say immensely adorable~"
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-Top of fortress-

Kyu: "Not exactly my idea of a romantic place, but this will do"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Iri: "I'd say immensely adorable~"
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-Top of fortress-

Kyu: "Not exactly my idea of a romantic place, but this will do"

Kanna: "Thanks, Grandma~"
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-indeed...-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Thanks, Grandma~"
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-indeed...-

Iri: "Can I get hugged by you two~?"

Illya: -Wasted no time in hugging-
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Kyu: "Now Jauney boy, since we can't use my game's mechanics in written form, let me do a thing with ya"