Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Understandable, hope it gets fixed soon.

I went through something similar after all.

Thank you. So far haven't had any further issues today, so I gotta keep monitoring it for now.

BB: "The evil has been sealed away, now he's unable to do anything. He can't kill anyy longer and he's out of the woman's grasp.
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Jack: "You two are very cute. I like it, I think we'll be good friends"
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-Fair trade- :V

Osakabe Hime: "Aaaand it's done"

Yes...we've weakened Isis' forces.

....But he wasn't supposed to die...

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(I think we already are!)
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Claptrap: "Cheers" Whoohoo! Thank you, ma'am! This bot's as good as knew!

-indeed-

"Meanwhile by now she's probably well aware that Flowey's nowhere to be found."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Meanwhile by now she's probably well aware that Flowey's nowhere to be found."

-but doesn't care; he was soulless the last time she saw him, so he no longer had purpose-

 

[Digital Hazard]

I had a little help with that~
-pointing to BB-

....y-you want to see the form....?
-nervous-

-yee-

You don't want a hug? :V

Martha: "Are you sure that the flower is fully sealed?"
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Jeanne: "I meant just the spirit itself if possible, not the form if it makes you uncomfortable"
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-She ruffles his hair-
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Osakabe Hime: "I..........."

-EXCITED RUBY-
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-does he wonder what they can do?-
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Jaune: "Hey!"

Arthur: "They look like soldiers of that army that once attacked the base and worked with Toffee..."
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Kiritsugu: "So...What you can do if you have any magic or combat abilities?"

EMIYA/Shirou: That's really his first question?
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???: "Finally you're up! Was about to do something meaner if you didn't. Just kidding!"

-Jaune then sees the person that woke him up...-

Yes...we've weakened Isis' forces.

....But he wasn't supposed to die...

___

(I think we already are!)
___

Claptrap: "Cheers" Whoohoo! Thank you, ma'am! This bot's as good as knew!

BB: "He is not dead, actually. His soul is still inside Monika, trapped and unable to do a thing. That's why I said he was contained"
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Jack: "Now that you mention it, I have played with you a number of times..."
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Osakabe Hime: "I'm not sure if that good..."

 

[Deleted member]

Martha: "Are you sure that the flower is fully sealed?"
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Jeanne: "I meant just the spirit itself if possible, not the form if it makes you uncomfortable"
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-She ruffles his hair-
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Osakabe Hime: "I..........."

Yep. He's locked without the ability to do anything. A fate worse than death~

-she focuses and shows Fractal Code that contains both the Human Spirit of Water (Ranamon) and the Beast Spirit of Water (Calamaramon)-

-this is the most calm he's been in a while; she really helps him keep composure-


What's the matter, Osakabe? Never hugged a boy before?

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???: "Finally you're up! Was about to do something meaner if you didn't. Just kidding!"

-Jaune then sees the person that woke him up...-

It was at that moment, Jaune knew....his life was ****ed. :V

BB: "He is not dead, actually. His soul is still inside Monika, trapped and unable to do a thing. That's why I said he was contained"

He definitely wishes he was dead, though~

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yep. He's locked without the ability to do anything. A fate worse than death~

-she focuses and shows Fractal Code that contains both the Human Spirit of Water (Ranamon) and the Beast Spirit of Water (Calamaramon)-

-this is the most calm he's been in a while; she really helps him keep composure-


What's the matter, Osakabe? Never hugged a boy before?



It was at that moment, Jaune knew....his life was ****ed. :V

Martha: "In a way...This is probably better than having ended him, it would have given Isis what she wanted...I can't feel pity for him..."
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Jeanne: "I see how one resembles you..."
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-Indeed, which is why she always makes sure to be close to where he goes-
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-She covers her face under her hood-
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LMAO

 

[Deleted member]

Martha: "In a way...This is probably better than having ended him, it would have given Isis what she wanted...I can't feel pity for him..."
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Jeanne: "I see how one resembles you..."
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-Indeed, which is why she always makes sure to be close to where he goes-
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-She covers her face under her hood-
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LMAO

-Isis is mad, The Stoopid Unikorn ? :V-

Yup...the other one is the Beast Spirit....

-smart-

-hugs her anyway :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "They look like soldiers of that army that once attacked the base and worked with Toffee..."
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Kiritsugu: "So...What you can do if you have any magic or combat abilities?"

EMIYA/Shirou: That's really his first question?
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???: "Finally you're up! Was about to do something meaner if you didn't. Just kidding!"

-Jaune then sees the person that woke him up...-

Yang: "Yeah... I know..."
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Elise: "Well, I can heal people, but I was taught how to use basic magic."

Sakura: "I... well..." -shy-
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Jaune: "Wait! Who are you?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Isis is mad, The Stoopid Unikorn ? :V-

Yup...the other one is the Beast Spirit....

-smart-

-hugs her anyway :V-

Jeanne: "And now you should have all the power from that water Digimon, right?"
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-It helps everyone, to not let him 100% loose-
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-She embarrassed-

Yang: "Yeah... I know..."
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Elise: "Well, I can heal people, but I was taught how to use basic magic."

Sakura: "I... well..." -shy-
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Jaune: "Wait! Who are you?"

Gai: "The what?"

-A very long story not for now-
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Kiritsugu: "Yes?"
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???: "Don't you recognize this adorable face?" -giggles- "It's Kyu! From the cafeteria!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Isis is mad, The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn ? :V-

-but doesn't care; he was soulless the last time she saw him, so he no longer had purpose-

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Gai: "The what?"

-A very long story not for now-
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Kiritsugu: "Yes?"
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???: "Don't you recognize this adorable face?" -giggles- "It's Kyu! From the cafeteria!"

-indeed-
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Elise: "She's good at healing and hunting mages."
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Jaune: "Wait what?!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
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Elise: "She's good at healing and hunting mages."
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Jaune: "Wait what?!"

-Does Yang say that?-
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Kiritsugu: "...Like some sort of Magus Killer?"
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Kyu: -sigh- "Why are they always confused...?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Does Yang say that?-
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Kiritsugu: "...Like some sort of Magus Killer?"
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Kyu: -sigh- "Why are they always confused...?"

-yep-
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Elise: "I guess... whatever that is..."

-Kerry already found his favorite :V-
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LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yep-
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Elise: "I guess... whatever that is..."

-Kerry already found his favorite :V-
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LOL

-Dialogue then?-
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Kiritsugu: "I see..." She's so innocent she doesn't deserves to know the cruel reality.
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-Jaune says something?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Dialogue then?-
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Kiritsugu: "I see..." She's so innocent she doesn't deserves to know the cruel reality.
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-Haune says something?-

Yang: "That's a really long story..."
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-he must protecc-
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Who's Haune? :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "That's a really long story..."
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-he must protecc-
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Who's Haune? :V

Arthur: "Can they really be trusted?"

Marvelous: "No we don't"

Ahim: "Marvelous, please"
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Kiritsugu: -Looks at Elise- And the same case can be said for you.
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-Jaunne's Hawaiian cousin-

-Joke aside, fixed-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "Can they really be trusted?"

Marvelous: "No we don't"

Ahim: "Marvelous, please"
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Kiritsugu: -Looks at Elise- And the same case can be said for you.
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-Jaunne's Hawaiian cousin-

-Joke aside, fixed-

LOL
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-so precious...-
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Jaune: That's got to be a joke...

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL
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-so precious...-
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Jaune: That's got to be a joke...

Arthur: "I'll keep my eyes on them..."
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-Papa will now be there to protecc them, it's decided-
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Kyu: "If you can't tell by now, I'm a fairy. Well...A love fairy to be exact."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "I'll keep my eyes on them..."
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-Papa will now be there to protecc them, it's decided-
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Kyu: "If you can't tell by now, I'm a fairy. Well...A love fairy to be exact."

-yee-
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-indeed-
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Jaune: "Love fairy? ... Oh no... You're not gonna..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee-
---
-indeed-
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Jaune: "Love fairy? ... Oh no... You're not gonna..."

Marvelous: "And this is not the only thing we can do"
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Kiritsugu: "You'll be safe with me from now on"
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Kyu: "Only if you ask for it, boy"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "And this is not the only thing we can do"
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Kiritsugu: "You'll be safe with me from now on"
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Kyu: "Only if you ask for it, boy"

-indeed-
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Sakura: "Safe?"
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Jaune: "..."

 

[Deleted member]

Jeanne: "And now you should have all the power from that water Digimon, right?"
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-It helps everyone, to not let him 100% loose-
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-She embarrassed-

That's correct.

-She's essentially his leash :V-


So cute~

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
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Sakura: "Safe?"
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Jaune: "..."

Them: "Gokai Change!"

GORANGER!

-Arthur is amazed as they turn into the first team-

Arthur: "You can change form with those Keys?"

Joe: "Into any of them"
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Kiritsugu: "Or at least I can try"
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Kyu: "You see, as a love fairy it's my job to help poor saps and gals like you out with the ladies and dudes, depends on their preferences. It's just...what I do. I don't like to brag, but I'll have you know I have a very impressive track record. All of my previous clients are...basically walking babe magnets now."

That's correct.

-She's essentially his leash :V-


So cute~

Jeanne: "I'm sure it will make great help"
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-Yeah, fitting since she has the Enkidu NP- :V
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Osakabe Hime: -Embarrassed gibberish-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Them: "Gokai Change!"

GORANGER!

-Arthur is amazed as they turn into the first team-

Arthur: "You can change form with those Keys?"

Joe: "Into any of them"
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Kiritsugu: "Or at least I can try"
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Kyu: "You see, as a love fairy it's my job to help poor saps and gals like you out with the ladies and dudes, depends on their preferences. It's just...what I do. I don't like to brag, but I'll have you know I have a very impressive track record. All of my previous clients are...basically walking babe magnets now."

-he amazed?-
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Elise: "Father~!" -hugs-
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Jaune: "... Wait, what?"

 

[Deleted member]

Jeanne: "I'm sure it will make great help"
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-Yeah, fitting since she has the Enkidu NP- :V
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Osakabe Hime: -Embarrassed gibberish-

I just hope I don't have to become it very often....

-kek-

-MORE HUG-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-he amazed?-
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Elise: "Father~!" -hugs-
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Jaune: "... Wait, what?"

Arthur: "That's so cool!"

Gai: "I know!"
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Kiritsugu: "Sure I am Elise. I will try my best..."
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Kyu: "In a nutshell I'm the ultimate wingman"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "That's so cool!"

Gai: "I know!"
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Kiritsugu: "Sure I am Elise. I will try my best..."
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Kyu: "In a nutshell I'm the ultimate wingman"

-YEE-
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Sakura:
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Jaune: "... What?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

I just hope I don't have to become it very often....

-kek-

-MORE HUG-

Jeanne: "I can't make any promises...I'm sorry"
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Angelica: "Hmph, at least we're having some peace now..."
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-She about to faint-

-YEE-
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Sakura:
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Jaune: "... What?"

-How Rubes?-
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-They already comfortable with Dad?-
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Kyu: "I think you may have hit your head..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-How Rubes?-
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-They already comfortable with Dad?-
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Kyu: "I think you may have hit your head..."

-HYPE-
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-yee-
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Jaune: "Hey!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-HYPE-
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-yee-
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Jaune: "Hey!"

-They do some more Gokai Changes to their amazement-
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Kiritsugu: "And as for the rest of you..."
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Kyu: "You though...ahem...let's just say you will be my greatest accomplishment yet."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-They do some more Gokai Changes to their amazement-
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Kiritsugu: "And as for the rest of you..."
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Kyu: "You though...ahem...let's just say you will be my greatest accomplishment yet."

-YEEE-
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All: "Hm?"
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Jaune: "What do you mean?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-YEEE-
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All: "Hm?"
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Jaune: "What do you mean?"

Arthur: "Incredible!"
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Kiritsugu: "How does my wife see you as?"
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Kyu: "I came here looking for the single person with the least chances of scoring ever, so turning you into the complete opposite? It will be pretty sweet"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "Incredible!"
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Kiritsugu: "How does my wife see you as?"
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Kyu: "I came here looking for the single person with the least chances of scoring ever, so turning you into the complete opposite? It will be pretty sweet"

Ruby: "I know, right?!"
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Elise: "Sweet little daughters!"

-Sakura nods in agreement-
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Jaune:

 

[Digital Hazard]

Ruby: "I know, right?!"
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Elise: "Sweet little daughters!"

-Sakura nods in agreement-
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Jaune:

Arthur: "I really would like to test my abilities against one of you..."

Joe: "We both are swordsmen, so I would do..."
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Kiritsugu: "And you?" -To the older sisters and Azura-
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Kyu: -sigh- "It's fine! Just go with it! It's gonna be great!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "I really would like to test my abilities against one of you..."

Joe: "We both are swordsmen, so I would do..."
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Kiritsugu: "And you?" -To the older sisters and Azura-
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Kyu: -sigh- "It's fine! Just go with it! It's gonna be great!"

-okee-
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Azura: "She's taken a liking at being a mother figure of sorts to us."
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Jaune: "I'm not interested..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-okee-
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Azura: "She's taken a liking at being a mother figure of sorts to us."
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Jaune: "I'm not interested..."

-The fight of the blue swordsmen was too epic to be put into words-
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Kiritsugu: "That sounds like Iri, no doubt..."
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Kyu: "Come on, Jauney boy, tell me, how many dates HAVE you been on?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The fight of the blue swordsmen was too epic to be put into words-
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Kiritsugu: "That sounds like Iri, no doubt..."
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Kyu: "Come on, Jauney boy, tell me, how many dates HAVE you been on?"

-INDEED-
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-yep-
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Jaune: "I said I'm not interested."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-INDEED-
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-yep-
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Jaune: "I said I'm not interested."

-Nevertheless to say, Ruby was hyped during its entirety- :V
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Kiritsugu: "Then I guess I should try with you girls as well"
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Kyu: "Do you want to pass all your nights lonely?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Nevertheless to say, Ruby was hyped during its entirety- :V
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Kiritsugu: "Then I guess I should try with you girls as well"
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Kyu: "Do you want to pass all your nights lonely?"

-yep-
---
-indeed-
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Jaune: "I have my friends..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yep-
---
-indeed-
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Jaune: "I have my friends..."

-The two gained quite the mutual respect from one another-

Jack: "I liked the part where he turned into many ones by succession"

Semiramis: "I don't know, the Once and Future King did the better swordsmanship in my opinion"
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-Reply?-
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Kyu: "I meant with some smoochy action, silly"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The two gained quite the mutual respect from one another-

Jack: "I liked the part where he turned into many ones by succession"

Semiramis: "I don't know, the Once and Future King did the better swordsmanship in my opinion"
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-Reply?-
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Kyu: "I meant with some smoochy action, silly"

LOL
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Azura: "So you're accepting us?"
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Jaune: "..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL
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Azura: "So you're accepting us?"
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Jaune: "..."

-Normally Yuno would comment here-

-But she's dead and it made both sad-
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Kiritsugu: "For now, yes, though my full trust is something I have yet to see..."
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Kyu: "That0s what I thought. Now back to what I asked, how many dates have you been on?"