Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Tiki: "As you may know, many kinds of dragons unfortunately suffer from a mental degeneration, unless they have a Dragnstone on their side..." -more explanation off-screen since I honestly didn't think she'd have to explain LOL-
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Suzune: That woman, Shez? She was stabbed.

-The student is definitely fearful of him with good reason-
-Neo's thoughts so far?-
Homura: "But-!" -Tiki swooped in to grab her, preventing her from time-stopping- "EH?!"
Tiki : -Voice echoes- "They're asking for your survival, you should listen to their concerns" -she also proceeded to spit fireballs at those individuals to distract them. At least it gives Tart and Jeanne the chance to escape from Minou and Star from Kagari and Kanna, but Sasa was refusing to let her grip off Garnet and Pearl, and Alina shot lasers at Tiki who was maneuvering now to dodge them-

-Only the Witch of Toby Determined so far-
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Iroha: -To Zelda- "Oh... You're right, but I see why the comparison!"
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Tiki: "There, there" -pats-

Sitonai: "What of you?"

-She really didn't expect THAT to be the Relics origins and just thought they looked like bones cuz that's metal, didnt she?-

-Alphys is taking notes-
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-I forgot that part, but I think I still learned about the sword beams from Ultimate first. I started playing Ultimate well before I got the Master Sword in BotW-
Amethyst: (Wait, for real?! Okay, this is getting worse by the minute! Is she okay?)

-What Digi asked?-

-Stevonnie and Star try to help Garnet and Pearl by attacking Sasa's Doppel with their sword and Narwhal Blast, respectively-
-Byleth and Shez may have decided to stay behind to keep Epimendes at bay, but they're not about to leave any of their other friends behind when they lack the escape method that Shez does-

-Who tries to breath blue-colored sulfur flames at them!-
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TLink: "I guess at the end of the day, a lot of...still don't get how a lot of these ancient relics or artifacts work...But we still figured out how to use them to help others."

Star: "Pssh, how bad can they be?"
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Hekapoo: "...The fact that the guy responsible for it is gone is one relief, at least. But wait wait wait, that means...Okay, when you called one of those weapons your "child", I honestly thought that was just because you thought the weapon is cool...And I also didn't think that any of the relics were made out of actual bones, or that if they were, that they would've been the bones of like some ancient creatures or something, not your own children that some psychopath killed!"

Azura: "I knew all of that already... but it seems it was still useful information for one of us." -referring to Alphys- "Still, I am considering trying to scout my home world for something that can handle a Silent Dragon."
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-being fair, they're enough of a Zelda staple that it didn't need to be a BotW reference for Ultimate... even though it is-
-she's doing better, funnily enough-

-she's hoping the Lich didn't spot her yet but is already planning an escape route in case he does-

Shez: They better save them quick... we can't hold back forever.
Epimenides: "You will die tonight, Fell Star. And you as well, my failure of a host."
Shez: "Am I a failure if I killed you before?"
Epimenides: "Clearly, it did not stick." -was about to warp behind Byleth and sneak attack but she immediately parried it-
Sothis: My Divine Pulses are not infinite. Do not get killed again. -yep, Epi succeeded but she went back-
Byleth: Easier said than done...

-Alear and Nel have no trouble dodging them-
-Rafal opted to try tanking them, taking the hit for Veyle so she'd be spared-
Veyle: "R-Rafal..."
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Link: "That's what matters most."

-Zelda shows this-

Zelda: "Focus solely on the wings... Everything else is very unlike you."
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-Kamui smiles cutely-

Ingrid: "Learn as much as possible." "And while I could find ways to gain the knowledge I seek without effort..." -referring to her Pandora box and her contract with Void- "...it feels empty to have the answers without the journey."

Sothis: "It... is what it is. A proper burial would feel right... but it would cause the risk of them falling in the wrong hands. Fortunately, I can still feel their souls and desires. They are still alive. And they are willing to aid me and my vessel in battle. One of them is made of my own spine as well which... is very strange but it also feels natural, strangely enough."

Steven: "Well, of course. Tons of humans care about animals and are trying to help them however they can."
Connie: "This habitat and surrounding facility are just one out of many sanctuaries like this worldwide."
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Sparky: "(Dang it, now I wonder what it's like to fly, too!)"
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If that's even remotely possible...

// And then there's Asgore, who I...had show up like maybe five times before killing him off.

Wow, I handled some of the major UT characters badly.

Viridi: So they're keeping them in specific spots so they can ravage everything else...
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Phosphy: "Well... maybe if your evolution lets you, I could teach you."
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Link: "They might whenever I die. I'm not immortal, after all."

// We need a reset /j

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Viridi: So they're keeping them in specific spots so they can ravage everything else...
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Phosphy: "Well... maybe if your evolution lets you, I could teach you."
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Link: "They might whenever I die. I'm not immortal, after all."

// We need a reset /j

-Or maybe it's because these humans want to save these animals and protect them from the rest of the humans that are ravaging the Earth?-
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Sparky: "(My evolution?)"

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...Kinda sucks that you might potentially have a cult trailing you and trying to murder you for the rest of your life...

Sans and the other Underground monsters:

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Or maybe it's because these humans want to save these animals and protect them from the rest of the humans that are ravaging the Earth?-
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Sparky: "(My evolution?)"

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...Kinda sucks that you might potentially have a cult trailing you and trying to murder you for the rest of your life...

Sans and the other Underground monsters:

-she's too hate-filled to consider that :V-
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Phosphy: "You're gonna get one, right?"
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Link: "It really does..."

// LMAO

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-she's too hate-filled to consider that :V-
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Phosphy: "You're gonna get one, right?"
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Link: "It really does..."

// LMAO

-But even If her suspicions were correct...that still means that there are still humans that care about these animals and very much don't want them to die out, and are making sure they always have a place to survive and flourish regardless of whatever damage or construction other humans are doing...-
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Sparky: "(I don't think regular Raichu can fly...)"
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Are you two sure peaceful negotiations ain't possible?

// But yeah, as much as I don't like to cheaper character deaths, I think should at least bring Frisk back.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Weiss: "I suppose... but this means I can more or less adapt battle strategies I had with Yang. It's quite convenient."
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Palu: "Perfectly understandable."
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Byleth: "Don't worry about me."
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-IT MAKES NO SENSE!-
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-Sommie does happy noises-

Nel: "It's hard not to feel cheered up around him."

Rin: "But with stuff you already knew of me too"
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Oriko: "Hm, it's still striking to me that... Well, he is real. As well as deities and other races"
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Homura: "...Just because you say it..." -still concerned-
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Suzune: She's an enigma.
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Brynhildr: "I can see why. What does he eat?"

-Would hayate mention this to the Delta Warriors as well or not yet since it's not as relevant to how she met the Wolkenritter?-
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Hekapoo:"They didn't report any of this news to us..."
Omnitraxus: "In Chaldea's defense, we never informed htem of the Incubators, ourselves. They couldn't have know that we were actively hunting them."
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(Okay! I'll go wait outside the building!) -Exits through a dog door if the entrance to the Riders' dorm has one-
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Meowth: "(She certainly checks up on how tons of us are doing a lot, along with the other doctors and nurses workin' here!)"
Litten: "(I heard she even took in a lone Bidoof recently...)"
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-Multiple, at that- :V

-It's not relevant at the moment, so she has no reason to-
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Oriko: "For probably ages, am I to assume"
Tart: It's still so strange to think Monsieur Angel's kin were like that...
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Rin: I can't wait to tell Weiss~!
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Kazumi: "She's one like a plump mouse, she's really cute!"
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-Kiara decided to look back at those people-

-Alphys is taking notes-
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-I forgot that part, but I think I still learned about the sword beams from Ultimate first. I started playing Ultimate well before I got the Master Sword in BotW-
Amethyst: (Wait, for real?! Okay, this is getting worse by the minute! Is she okay?)

-What Digi asked?-

-Stevonnie and Star try to help Garnet and Pearl by attacking Sasa's Doppel with their sword and Narwhal Blast, respectively-
-Byleth and Shez may have decided to stay behind to keep Epimendes at bay, but some of the others aren't about to leave any of their other friends behind when they lack the escape method that Shez does-

-Who tries to breath blue-colored sulfur flames at them!-
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TLink: "I guess at the end of the day, a lot of...still don't get how a lot of these ancient relics or artifacts work...But we still figured out how to use them to help others."

Star: "Pssh, how bad can they be?"
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Hekapoo: "...The fact that the guy responsible for it is gone is one relief, at least. But wait wait wait, that means...Okay, when you called one of those weapons your "child", I honestly thought that was just because you thought the weapon is cool...And I also didn't think that any of the relics were made out of actual bones, or that if they were, that they would've been the bones of like some ancient creatures or something, not your own children that some psychopath killed!"

Azura: "I knew all of that already... but it seems it was still useful information for one of us." -referring to Alphys- "Still, I am considering trying to scout my home world for something that can handle a Silent Dragon."
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-being fair, they're enough of a Zelda staple that it didn't need to be a BotW reference for Ultimate... even though it is-
-she's doing better, funnily enough-

-she's hoping the Lich didn't spot her yet but is already planning an escape route in case he does-

Shez: They better save them quick... we can't hold back forever.
Epimenides: "You will die tonight, Fell Star. And you as well, my failure of a host."
Shez: "Am I a failure if I killed you before?"
Epimenides: "Clearly, it did not stick." -was about to warp behind Byleth and sneak attack but she immediately parried it-
Sothis: My Divine Pulses are not infinite. Do not get killed again. -yep, Epi succeeded but she went back-
Byleth: Easier said than done...

-Alear and Nel have no trouble dodging them-
-Rafal opted to try tanking them, taking the hit for Veyle so she'd be spared-
Veyle: "R-Rafal..."
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Link: "That's what matters most."

-Zelda shows this-
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Zelda: "Focus solely on the wings... Everything else is very unlike you."
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-Kamui smiles cutely-

Ingrid: "Learn as much as possible." "And while I could find ways to gain the knowledge I seek without effort..." -referring to her Pandora box and her contract with Void- "...it feels empty to have the answers without the journey."

Sothis: "It... is what it is. A proper burial would feel right... but it would cause the risk of them falling in the wrong hands. Fortunately, I can still feel their souls and desires. They are still alive. And they are willing to aid me and my vessel in battle. One of them is made of my own spine as well which... is very strange but it also feels natural, strangely enough."

Tiki: "Oh. Are you sure it's safe? Then again I'm sure there will be a party able to handle things. Of course, Kamui is my friend too, so I'd be going"
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Suzune: Currently, she is. But we don't know for how long.

-Smart. Now, how is she gonna get info on their plans and... This thing?-
Sasa: "How much stupid do you have to be?"
Kagari: "You kno the answer, friend~"
Sasa: "Heh, right"
Sasa/Kagari: "Veeeeeeery stupid~!" -like that, they would try to trap Stevonnie in more strings, but thankfully, Jeanne and Tart slashed those, annoying and letting Stevonnie free-
-Kanna tried to have her Doppel stomp on those trying to escape and Alina to trap them in lasers, while Minou summoned more torture devices to try to trap them-

-Ishtar didnt have problem dodging either, Sigurd also tanked them, and Bumblebee quickly turned to his car mode to drive out the way-
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Iroha: "I see... Though mine are gold" -undisturbed by their appearance given how Witches usually look-
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-So does Tiki for that matter, who is glad she isn't treated as someone special here-

Sitonai: "What if said knowledge ended in disappointment-

-Those are disturbing yet understandable reasons to keep them...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-It's not relevant at the moment, so she has no reason to-
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Oriko: "For probably ages, am I to assume"
Tart: It's still so strange to think Monsieur Angel's kin were like that...
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Rin: I can't wait to tell Weiss~!
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Kazumi: "She's one like a plump mouse, she's really cute!"
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-Kiara decided to look back at those people-

Susie: "Whoa, that's...pretty wild. Then again, I guess we technically met Ralsei in the school's supply closet."
Ralsei: "The portal to the primary Dark World resides in the school building Kris, Susie, Noelle and Berdly attend!"
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Rhombuls: "Well, we're still gonna have to talk to them about this. Gotta write a report and get confirmation that the Incubators are like, actually extinct. Or, well, at least no longer a multiversial threat..."
Hekapoo: "And what are the statuses of your Soul Gems? How can any of you guarantee you won't eventually turn into Witches and endanger everyone here?"
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-That she's now one of Patxi's Trainers?-
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Meowth: "(Actually, I'm pretty sure Bidoof are actually officially called the "Plump Mouse" Pokemon by humans!)"
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-Most of them turn away in embarrassment or bashfulness in response, though a few wave back mildly flirtatiously-

Azura: "I knew all of that already... but it seems it was still useful information for one of us." -referring to Alphys- "Still, I am considering trying to scout my home world for something that can handle a Silent Dragon."
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-being fair, they're enough of a Zelda staple that it didn't need to be a BotW reference for Ultimate... even though it is-
-she's doing better, funnily enough-

-she's hoping the Lich didn't spot her yet but is already planning an escape route in case he does-

Shez: They better save them quick... we can't hold back forever.
Epimenides: "You will die tonight, Fell Star. And you as well, my failure of a host."
Shez: "Am I a failure if I killed you before?"
Epimenides: "Clearly, it did not stick." -was about to warp behind Byleth and sneak attack but she immediately parried it-
Sothis: My Divine Pulses are not infinite. Do not get killed again. -yep, Epi succeeded but she went back-
Byleth: Easier said than done...

-Alear and Nel have no trouble dodging them-
-Rafal opted to try tanking them, taking the hit for Veyle so she'd be spared-
Veyle: "R-Rafal..."
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Link: "That's what matters most."

-Zelda shows this-
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Zelda: "Focus solely on the wings... Everything else is very unlike you."
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-Kamui smiles cutely-

Ingrid: "Learn as much as possible." "And while I could find ways to gain the knowledge I seek without effort..." -referring to her Pandora box and her contract with Void- "...it feels empty to have the answers without the journey."

Sothis: "It... is what it is. A proper burial would feel right... but it would cause the risk of them falling in the wrong hands. Fortunately, I can still feel their souls and desires. They are still alive. And they are willing to aid me and my vessel in battle. One of them is made of my own spine as well which... is very strange but it also feels natural, strangely enough."

Tiki: "Oh. Are you sure it's safe? Then again I'm sure there will be a party able to handle things. Of course, Kamui is my friend too, so I'd be going"
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Suzune: Currently, she is. But we don't know for how long.

-Smart. Now, how is she gonna get info on their plans and... This thing?-
Sasa: "How much stupid do you have to be?"
Kagari: "You kno the answer, friend~"
Sasa: "Heh, right"
Sasa/Kagari: "Veeeeeeery stupid~!" -like that, they would try to trap Stevonnie in more strings, but thankfully, Jeanne and Tart slashed those, annoying and letting Stevonnie free-
-Kanna tried to have her Doppel stomp on those trying to escape and Alina to trap them in lasers, while Minou summoned more torture devices to try to trap them-

-Ishtar didnt have problem dodging either, Sigurd also tanked them, and Bumblebee quickly turned to his car mode to drive out the way-
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Iroha: "I see... Though mine are gold" -undisturbed by their appearance given how Witches usually look-
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-So does Tiki for that matter, who is glad she isn't treated as someone special here-

Sitonai: "What if said knowledge ended in disappointment-

-Those are disturbing yet understandable reasons to keep them...-

C-Could any of these new powers have permanent effects on her in terms of health or her c-current Dragonstone?
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Amethyst: (Well then what the heck are we still standing around here for?! I'll keep this jerk busy, the rest of you get a head start and get outta here!)

-He hasn't, but if she's still using her disguise that makes her appear as her old self Trivia Vanille, he still won't realize that she's asnyone other than yet another random girl or student that Minou and the others had turned into a MAgical Girl yet-

-Rather than cast spell that she needs, or at least prefers to shout the name of before casting, Star simply uses her wand and a band of magical energy to cast a RPG rocket launcher construct, from which she fires a high-powered explosive missiles that leaves a rainbow trail at the nearest Doppels, trying to catch multiple of them in the blast if possible-
-Wendy stood by just long around to throw her hatchet at the face of Alina's Doppel, not taking her manipulation and attempts to trick her and her friends into transforming Pseudo-Witches,

-Fittingly enough for Toby Determined, the Witch he was transformed into gets decimated in a curbstomp battle- :V
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Medli: "Even so, I do consider it to always be important to learn a better understanding of magical items and developing technology. I'm personally quite curious about the numerous inventions created by the Zonai that you used on your latest adventure, Link!"

Star: "...Eugh. They look like rotting mutant zombies with wings!"
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Hekapoo: "...If their Souls and minds are really still around and want to help you and Byleth out, then that's what matters most at this point...But the fact that they were killed and ended up getting their remains turned into literal weapons is still horrible..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-But even If her suspicions were correct...that still means that there are still humans that care about these animals and very much don't want them to die out, and are making sure they always have a place to survive and flourish regardless of whatever damage or construction other humans are doing...-
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Sparky: "(I don't think regular Raichu can fly...)"
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Are you two sure peaceful negotiations ain't possible?

// But yeah, as much as I don't like to cheaper character deaths, I think should at least bring Frisk back.

-she's not gonna think that on her own, she needs a push :V-
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Phosphy: "Oh..."
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Mineru: "I have no doubt Zelda will keep trying. Whether she'll succeed, that I do not know."

-a most recent meeting had Sooga be very honest in saying the clan has no ill will towards Zelda and deeply apologizes for having his footsoldiers impersonate her to bait Link at times, but he was also very blunt in what he wants; to chop Link's head off his shoulders-

Rin: "But with stuff you already knew of me too"
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Oriko: "Hm, it's still striking to me that... Well, he is real. As well as deities and other races"
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Homura: "...Just because you say it..." -still concerned-
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Suzune: She's an enigma.
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Brynhildr: "I can see why. What does he eat?"

Weiss: "I can definitely work with all of this. My own familiars could control the battlefield with their presence to give you opportunities for... what did you call it? A suplex?"
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Palutena: "I thought it would be less shocking given your universe's Incubators."
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Byleth: "Now come. Let us rest."
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-wrapped up in a mystery :V-
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Nel: "The Divine One is the one who knows the answer best... but she did tell me Sommie adores fruits."

Tiki: "Oh. Are you sure it's safe? Then again I'm sure there will be a party able to handle things. Of course, Kamui is my friend too, so I'd be going"
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Suzune: Currently, she is. But we don't know for how long.

-Smart. Now, how is she gonna get info on their plans and... This thing?-
Sasa: "How much stupid do you have to be?"
Kagari: "You kno the answer, friend~"
Sasa: "Heh, right"
Sasa/Kagari: "Veeeeeeery stupid~!" -like that, they would try to trap Stevonnie in more strings, but thankfully, Jeanne and Tart slashed those, annoying and letting Stevonnie free-
-Kanna tried to have her Doppel stomp on those trying to escape and Alina to trap them in lasers, while Minou summoned more torture devices to try to trap them-

-Ishtar didnt have problem dodging either, Sigurd also tanked them, and Bumblebee quickly turned to his car mode to drive out the way-
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Iroha: "I see... Though mine are gold" -undisturbed by their appearance given how Witches usually look-
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-So does Tiki for that matter, who is glad she isn't treated as someone special here-

Sitonai: "What if said knowledge ended in disappointment-

-Those are disturbing yet understandable reasons to keep them...-

C-Could any of these new powers have permanent effects on her in terms of health or her c-current Dragonstone?
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Amethyst: (Well then what the heck are we still standing around here for?! I'll keep this jerk busy, the rest of you get a head start and get outta here!)

-He hasn't, but if she's still using her disguise that makes her appear as her old self Trivia Vanille, he still won't realize that she's asnyone other than yet another random girl or student that Minou and the others had turned into a MAgical Girl yet-

-Rather than cast spell that she needs, or at least prefers to shout the name of before casting, Star simply uses her wand and a band of magical energy to cast a RPG rocket launcher construct, from which she fires a high-powered explosive missiles that leaves a rainbow trail at the nearest Doppels, trying to catch multiple of them in the blast if possible-
-Wendy stood by just long around to throw her hatchet at the face of Alina's Doppel, not taking her manipulation and attempts to trick her and her friends into transforming Pseudo-Witches,

-Fittingly enough for Toby Determined, the Witch he was transformed into gets decimated in a curbstomp battle- :V
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Medli: "Even so, I do consider it to always be important to learn a better understanding of magical items and developing technology. I'm personally quite curious about the numerous inventions created by the Zonai that you used on your latest adventure, Link!"

Star: "...Eugh. They look like rotting mutant zombies with wings!"
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Hekapoo: "...If their Souls and minds are really still around and want to help you and Byleth out, then that's what matters most at this point...But the fact that they were killed and ended up getting their remains turned into literal weapons is still horrible..."

Azura: "I would expect no less from you, Tiki." -then Alphys- "I would rather not test any theories and instead forge the stone posthaste. I don't want to risk another rampage solely for curiosity."
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-there are already people keeping the evildoers busy tho...-
-the moment the order to retreat was given, Wolf shot a bomb arrow somewhere between him and Corbeau, using the explosion's smoke to turn into a wolf and make his escape-

-still, she would rather plan ahead than regret being complacent in her situation-

Epimenides: "You are such a food if you think you can take me on with only the Fell Star's help. You needed three people to aid you last time."
Shez: "For a guy who managed to make a whole army retreat all on his own, I thought you'd be aware numbers aren't everything."
Epimenides: "Hm... You may be foolish, but I suppose even fools can have a good point sometimes..." -BEAM OF LIGHT WHICH SHEZ DODGED-
-Byleth was ready to cast lightning at soon as Shez makes some distance between herself and Epi-

-QUADRUPLE DRAGON BEAM!-
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Link: "Well, we can always go to the Sky Islands, if you want. It's where that stuff is plentiful."

Zelda: "Like I said, only the moth parts drew that comparison. However, given Iroha's situation as a Magical Girl, comparing her to an undead is... not too far off, unfortunately."
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-well, Kamui is treating her as someone special... but rather than seeing her as a messiah, she sees Tiki as a close and treasured friend-
-it's the kind of special treatment Tiki adores?-

Ingrid: "Such is how the universe can be sometimes. But as long as the journey was entertaining, a disappointing answer was still worth being sought out."

Sothis: "It is not as unsettling as wielding my own remains, however." -summoning the Sword of the Creator- "But I have grown used to it. After all, that sword is quite literally an extension of myself."