Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-By plenty so, so she eats now-
Minervamon: "...Ah! I forgot the newbie!"
Oriko: "Newbie?"
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Iskandar: "One day though, one day..."
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Jalter: "Hey! What was that for?!"
Tart/Jeanne: Oh! Even friendly teasing!
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-Suzune also was practicing some fire spells on the targets-
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Sitonai: "...Yeah, seems to be the case..."

Palutena: "I think she means you."
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Alear: "What if that day never comes..."
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Shez: -chuckling- "I couldn't resist."

-this time Aoko totally saw it wearing the Type Lumina swimsuit?-
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Shez: She fights a lot like B...
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Alear: "You're free to be yourself, and so is your family... I wish my other siblings had that chance too..."

Steven: "...I...don't think trying to talk to every single one of them here would be very practical or safe..."
Connie: "And even if it was, it'd be extremely time-consuming. We're just going to stick to talking to and interviewing people we know!"
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-The next shot shows Felicia standing in front of several separate small tables, each of which have teacups full of hot water on them, as she calmly instructs "Next, let's steep the tea.", which Felicia does by rapidly dipping one bag of tea per hand into multiple cups each multiple times, as a method of efficiently preparing multiple cups of tea at once. Ivy follows the same pattern and steeps the tea juat as quickly, but at one point just barely hits one of the teacups, causing it to briefly tip to the side, prompting Felicia to tell her "Up bup bup. Careful. Don't break my frog china."-

-This causes to Ivy outright growl in anger as steam cartoonishly shoots out of the sides of her head, complete with the high-pitched steam sound effect of typical associated with cartoon characters getting angry. Felicia doesn't seem to notice her daughter's frustration with the tea ceremony lessons, but does hear the sound effect, as she asks herself "Oh, shoot, did I leave a kettle on?" with concern-
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Oh, I'm well aware of that. That was just me cracking another joke.

... I hate to say this, but, ugh, maybe I'm not as good at jokes as Sans... -Doesn't hate puns, she just thinks Sans makes them too much- :V

Sakura: "But a select group might be too small for her..."
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Weiss: "I don't blame Ivy..."
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Ren: "We can't be good at everything. Don't worry about it."

Martha: "So we can finally take an actual breath..."
-They are arguing- :V
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Sayori: "In the meanwhile, let's enjoy the rest of Christmas~!"
Poppy: "Well said!"
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Kazumi: "My turn now! So I was created by my friends..." -she guessed that unlike Suzune's assassin job there was less harm in revealing she's a clone-

-And that's what Kagari tells him!-
-While they're at that, Touka, Nemu and Ayase found themselves in "Gideonland" as the former two were doing the finishing touches to the disguised Chelation Land to make it themed after him-
-Though admittedly I have yet to decide if he was brainwashed or not LOL-
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Tamamo: "I don't know how that works, but yeah, he became a demonic boar"
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Ophanimon: "I have no reason to, after all, many Virus Digimon are far from being evil, just like how many other Vaccine ones aren't good"
Minervamon: "Ah... S-So that's why?"
Ophanimon: "That's why, in fact the original Mivervamon was a close friend of mine!"

-ERESHKIGAL PANICKING-

Susie: "Sorry about that extra final battle..."
Kris: "The last thing we expected was for that guy to turn up alive again and hijack one of those giant mechs..."
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That''s the spirit! The Christmas spirit, as a matter of fact!
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Dipper: "Wait, so you're a clone?" -Surprised, but not judgemental of it-

Then we need only strike when that cool down is in effect.
-The Lich now has a plan, but he'll reveal the steps of it as necessary. Compared to his overall plan to exterminate all life, it's far less complex-

-If he wasn't, then he'd be running around either asking for royalties or demanding to know why his likeness was used for the theme park without his permission- :V
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TLink: "I have no idea how he turned into it beyond simply using magic or maybe the Triforce of power, but it seems no matter what timeline he's in, he's always associated with pigs somehow...He was so huge that it took the efforts of almost everyone, especially Bowser, to take him down, not nearly just mine or the power of the Master Sword..."
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Hekapoo: (Whatever issue Fodlan faced that Sothis is haunted by might be worth looking into... And thus asking Omni himself about.)

Emblem Tiki: "We can get to know each other better, Martha."

Alear: "You don't have to apologize. It's not like you knew."
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Shez: "I like the sound of that! Let's make some holiday food!"

Sothis/Byleth:
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Kanna: "Whoa... you are?"

-stopping time and rewinding it are two different things, Byleth can still travel back to avoid fatal harm when the time stop is on cooldown... it's a pretty complex ability but that's to be expected from a power given to her by Sothis-
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Link: "Mine turned into a dragon..."

Zelda: "The Calamity Ganon had a very boar-like shape, however."
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Palutena: "Oh, she was?"

Pandora: -headpats Eresh- "Panicking like that isn't good for you. Is that helping you calm down?"

-but it might also be some trauma that will forever haunt her even if the problem is solved (which it is)-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakura: "But a select group might be too small for her..."
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Weiss: "I don't blame Ivy..."
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Ren: "We can't be good at everything. Don't worry about it."

Connie: "That's true...Perhaps we should consider interviewing people from other states or parts of the world as well."
Steven: "Well, as long as I have the Gems' and my dad's permission. There are Warp Pads all over the planet that Homeworld built hundreds of years ago, so it's not like travel would be super difficult!"
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(It's always important to keep a building clean and organized, but Felicia's only focusing on the slightest errors instead of everything Ivy is accomplishing...)

Felicia decides to brush the sound of what she thinks is a tea kettle off for now, stating "Oh, we'll deal with that in a bit. Now for my favorite part. Changin' the tablecloth!" As Felicia says that last sentence, she grabs a nearby fancy tablecloth from a nearby another table, lifts it high into the air while doing a ballet-like spin and twirl several times, then gracefully places it perfectly even on a nearby table. Despite looking annoyed and bored out of her mind, Ivy still follows the basic twirling motions and pattern to lift the same type of tablecloth and place it on her nearby table, but lazily only puts it on half of the table. Felicia remains patient with her, at the very least, showing a cheerful attitude rather than being angered, but she also firmly tells Ivy "Ivy, if you're gonna do things halfway, then we'll just have to start over."-

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Oh, I know that. If I was better at cooking, Papyrus might've been a master chefs YEARS before we got to the surface.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Connie: "That's true...Perhaps we should consider interviewing people from other states or parts of the world as well."
Steven: "Well, as long as I have the Gems' and my dad's permission. There are Warp Pads all over the planet that Homeworld built hundreds of years ago, so it's not like travel would be super difficult!"
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(It's always important to keep a building clean and organized, but Felicia's only focusing on the slightest errors instead of everything Ivy is accomplishing...)

Felicia decides to brush the sound of what she thinks is a tea kettle off for now, stating "Oh, we'll deal with that in a bit. Now for my favorite part. Changin' the tablecloth!" As Felicia says that last sentence, she grabs a nearby fancy tablecloth from a nearby another table, lifts it high into the air while doing a ballet-like spin and twirl several times, then gracefully places it perfectly even on a nearby table. Despite looking annoyed and bored out of her mind, Ivy still follows the basic twirling motions and pattern to lift the same type of tablecloth and place it on her nearby table, but lazily only puts it on half of the table. Felicia remains patient with her, at the very least, showing a cheerful attitude rather than being angered, but she also firmly tells Ivy "Ivy, if you're gonna do things halfway, then we'll just have to start over."-

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Oh, I know that. If I was better at cooking, Papyrus might've been a master chefs YEARS before we got to the surface.

Sakura: "Doesn't need to be an interview. Some research might be enough."
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Weiss: Given the episode's name, I can already imagine what will happen...
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Yang: "So never try your food. Got it."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakura: "Doesn't need to be an interview. Some research might be enough."
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Weiss: Given the episode's name, I can already imagine what will happen...
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Yang: "So never try your food. Got it."

Steven: "You mean on what like most people in specific parts of the world are doing?"
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-The events of the episode even seem to be leading up to Ivy running away from home, as Ivy's response to hearing that they'll have to start her Tea Ceremony Lessons all over today is to tell Felicia, first angrily, then somewhat sadly, "That does it! I don't want to do any of this boring, frilly garbage! I wanna travel the world and have my own adventures..." Felicia is annoyed, and her only response is a firm "The only thing that's garbage is your attitude, young lady!" before pouring a cup of oolong tea into a cup as she adds "A nice cup of oolong will cure that right up.",

-Sigh- (The worst part is that both of them have at least a few valid arguments...)
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Hey, I didn't say it was inedible!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: "You mean on what like most people in specific parts of the world are doing?"
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-The events of the episode even seem to be leading up to Ivy running away from home, as Ivy's response to hearing that they'll have to start her Tea Ceremony Lessons all over today is to tell Felicia, first angrily, then somewhat sadly, "That does it! I don't want to do any of this boring, frilly garbage! I wanna travel the world and have my own adventures..." Felicia is annoyed, and her only response is a firm "The only thing that's garbage is your attitude, young lady!" before pouring a cup of oolong tea into a cup as she adds "A nice cup of oolong will cure that right up.",

-Sigh- (The worst part is that both of them have at least a few valid arguments...)
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Hey, I didn't say it was inedible!

Elise: "That might help. Get view on the whole world."
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Weiss: "She truly does not play attention..."
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Yang: -snickered-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Elise: "That might help. Get view on the whole world."
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Weiss: "She truly does not play attention..."
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Yang: -snickered-

Connie: "We might also need to consider other worlds or Earths where humans largely reside, too..."
Steven: "Yeah, we kinda knew this would take a while going into it..."
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-That last remark about Ivy's attitude and her wanting to solve it proves to be the last straw for Ivy's anger, as she just shouts at her mother "Do you care...about anything...OTHER than tea?!" while storming off back to her room, startling even Felicia. She subsequently furiously claims "You just don't get me, mom!", before entering her room and slamming shut-

-...Which causes several pieces of Felicia's tea sets on nearby shelves to shake and start falling...-
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-Facepalming in frustration- The point is, Ren's right. No one 's a master of all trades.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Connie: "We might also need to consider other worlds or Earths where humans largely reside, too..."
Steven: "Yeah, we kinda knew this would take a while going into it..."
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-That last remark about Ivy's attitude and her wanting to solve it proves to be the last straw for Ivy's anger, as she just shouts at her mother "Do you care...about anything...OTHER than tea?!" while storming off back to her room, startling even Felicia. She subsequently furiously claims "You just don't get me, mom!", before entering her room and slamming shut-

-...Which causes several pieces of Felicia's tea sets on nearby shelves to shake and start falling...-
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-Facepalming in frustration- The point is, Ren's right. No one 's a master of all trades.

-they're realizing the scope of what Viridi asked for...-
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Weiss: "..........."
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Yang: "And those who do don't have time to polish any of those trades."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Girafarig: "(Some of the Trainers and Pokemon we've met here even mentioned considering each other family!)"
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Aw sweet, thanks!

-How long would it take until the order is served?-
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Peridot: "We'll be ready to speak to them!"
Connie: (We have to alert the rest of Chaldea. As much as I don't think we should be teaming up with Decepticons for it, it sounds like there's a universal-level threat on the horizon...)
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-Some of the other Magical Girls would also likely happily try to be friends with her, but Oriko isn't an option for obvious reasons-
-For that matter ,Suzune is also an exception since she's clearly aloof-
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-Fireball decides to try and take a bite out of one to see if it actually tastes like a bagel-

Fate: "In that case, you can equate it to that"
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-Not too looooooong-
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-Yeah, Connie might be on the right, here...-
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-On the least it seems that Iroha and her aren't on bad terms and knew each other before-
-And Kazumi and Tart are very much social butterflies-
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-And surprise: It does!-

Palutena: "I think she means you."
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Alear: "What if that day never comes..."
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Shez: -chuckling- "I couldn't resist."

-this time Aoko totally saw it wearing the Type Lumina swimsuit?-
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Shez: She fights a lot like B...
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Alear: "You're free to be yourself, and so is your family... I wish my other siblings had that chance too..."

Oriko: “I understand, it’s just strange to get called that”
Minervamon: “You are, though..”
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Iskandar: “Still better trying and finding out rather than just sit down and do nothing”
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-I didn't think she was there... maybe she's there- :V
-Jalter glared... Then returned the gesture!-
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-Without the whipsword-
-Though eventually Suzune takes a small break to sip on some water-
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Sitonai: "That guy had plenty more besides you, huh?"

Susie: "Sorry about that extra final battle..."
Kris: "The last thing we expected was for that guy to turn up alive again and hijack one of those giant mechs..."
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That''s the spirit! The Christmas spirit, as a matter of fact!
___

Dipper: "Wait, so you're a clone?" -Surprised, but not judgemental of it-

Then we need only strike when that cool down is in effect.
-The Lich now has a plan, but he'll reveal the steps of it as necessary. Compared to his overall plan to exterminate all life, it's far less complex-

-If he wasn't, then he'd be running around either asking for royalties or demanding to know why his likeness was used for the theme park without his permission- :V
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TLink: "I have no idea how he turned into it beyond simply using magic or maybe the Triforce of power, but it seems no matter what timeline he's in, he's always associated with pigs somehow...He was so huge that it took the efforts of almost everyone, especially Bowser, to take him down, not nearly just mine or the power of the Master Sword..."
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Hekapoo: (Whatever issue Fodlan faced that Sothis is haunted by might be worth looking into... And thus asking Omni himself about.)

Emblem Tiki: "We can get to know each other better, Martha."

Alear: "You don't have to apologize. It's not like you knew."
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Shez: "I like the sound of that! Let's make some holiday food!"

Sothis/Byleth:
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Kanna: "Whoa... you are?"

-stopping time and rewinding it are two different things, Byleth can still travel back to avoid fatal harm when the time stop is on cooldown... it's a pretty complex ability but that's to be expected from a power given to her by Sothis-
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Link: "Mine turned into a dragon..."

Zelda: "The Calamity Ganon had a very boar-like shape, however."
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Palutena: "Oh, she was?"

Pandora: -headpats Eresh- "Panicking like that isn't good for you. Is that helping you calm down?"

-but it might also be some trauma that will forever haunt her even if the problem is solved (which it is)-

Martha: "I would really like that"
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Artoria/Sayori/Jeanne Lily: "Food?" :D
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Kazumi: -Nodded- "The girl I'm a clone of was named Michiru Kazusa. She was a great magical girl that unfortunately became a Witch, and her friends tried to bring her back, so I'm the result of that!"

-What Uni said, but Kagari is curious...-

-True lol, so he's brainwashed into cooperating then-
Ayase: "So remind me, what's the plan?"
Touka: "To gather the emotions of everyone that will come for conversion into energy, of course!"
Nemu: "Faking that it belongs to that boy is a helpful scapegoat"
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Kiyohime: "I'll say he's as dirty as a pig"
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Minervamon: "...Was?"
Ophanimon: "Yes, she evolved"

-That made the Underworld goddess flush again-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oriko: “I understand, it’s just strange to get called that”
Minervamon: “You are, though..”
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Iskandar: “Still better trying and finding out rather than just sit down and do nothing”
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-I didn't think she was there... maybe she's there- :V
-Jalter glared... Then returned the gesture!-
—-
-Without the whipsowrd-
-Though eventually Suzune takes a small break to sip on some water-
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Sitonai: "That guy had plenty more besides you, huh?"

Palu: "She's not wrong."
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Alear: "I suppose that's true..."
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-I worded poorly but it's a nice swimsuit :V-

Shez: "Hey there! Are we gonna surf that wave or do a splash war?"
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-or the other Relics...-

Shez: ....she totally saw me, didn't she?
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Alear: "I... I lost count of how many there were... Those who died to the Divine Dragons were the lucky ones..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "In that case, you can equate it to that"
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-Not too looooooong-
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-Yeah, Connie might be on the right, here...-
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-On the least it seems that Iroha and her aren't on bad terms and knew each other before-
-And Kazumi and Tart are very much social butterflies-
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-And surprise: It does!-

Vulpix: "(...Do you think we'll all be able to find Trainers or family here?)"
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Ah hell yeah, these crab cakes look delicious!
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-Would they have time to contact Chaldea before Tarm and he others show up, though?-
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-So she might be able to try making friends with those three as well...-
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(Hey, this actually is a normal bagel!)
(...) -Tries a bite of the bagel she asked for herself, wanting to make sure her son isn't making things up or eating something unhealthy-
(...I can hardly believe it, but this despite it's metallic appearance, it is a completely normal bagel...)

-they're realizing the scope of what Viridi asked for...-
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Weiss: "..........."
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Yang: "And those who do don't have time to polish any of those trades."

-And it's...a tad overwhelming, but they already figured that it'd be challenging when Viridi told Steven he'd had have to figure out what could actually convince her that humans aren't nearly all evil-
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(Uh oh...)

-However, rather than struggle to catch the tea sets or let them fall, Felicia reflexively catches a stack of plates with her hand, a plate and stack of three teacups with her knee, and finally ,a larger plate with a stack of three teacups and a tea kettle on her head, all in the matter of three seconds. It's then shown that not only did she catch all three stacks of heavy items, but is maintaining both their and her own balance and is even able to remain perfectly still as she does-

(...)
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True that. I don't even think any of the immortals here do...

Emblem Tiki: "We can get to know each other better, Martha."

Alear: "You don't have to apologize. It's not like you knew."
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Shez: "I like the sound of that! Let's make some holiday food!"

Sothis/Byleth:
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Kanna: "Whoa... you are?"

-stopping time and rewinding it are two different things, Byleth can still travel back to avoid fatal harm when the time stop is on cooldown... it's a pretty complex ability but that's to be expected from a power given to her by Sothis-
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Link: "Mine turned into a dragon..."

Zelda: "The Calamity Ganon had a very boar-like shape, however."
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Palutena: "Oh, she was?"

Pandora: -headpats Eresh- "Panicking like that isn't good for you. Is that helping you calm down?"

-but it might also be some trauma that will forever haunt her even if the problem is solved (which it is)-

Martha: "I would really like that"
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Artoria/Sayori/Jeanne Lily: "Food?" :D
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Kazumi: -Nodded- "The girl I'm a clone of was named Michiru Kazusa. She was a great magical girl that unfortunately became a Witch, and her friends tried to bring her back, so I'm the result of that!"

-What Uni said, but Kagari is curious...-

-True lol, so he's brainwashed into cooperating then-
Ayase: "So remind me, what's the plan?"
Touka: "To gather the emotions of everyone that will come for conversion into energy, of course!"
Nemu: "Faking that it belongs to that boy is a helpful scapegoat"
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Kiyohime: "I'll say he's as dirty as a pig"
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Minervamon: "...Was?"
Ophanimon: "Yes, she evolved"

-That made the Underworld goddess flush again-

Susie: "I sitll don't even get how the jerk is back again. Last I heard of him,.."
-Would one of the others mention that it was the Snatcher's doing as a part of a deal the King of Spades struck with him?-

A-And we can also start making preparations for that feast at Mewni... God, I-I really need a vacation...
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Mudkip: "(Food?!)"

-The Mudkip Sayori has been taking care of somehow slept through the entire destructive battle, but woke up upon hearing the mention of food- :V
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Marco: "...Okay, that's pretty heavy..."
Dipper: "Do you have any of Michiru's memories or do you have your own identity? I...kind of cloned myself once, and my first clone was kind of a mix of both cases."

-Such possible concerns as well as the fact that Byleth can alter time at all are why part of The Lich's plan is to test out using one of those same commanding spell of his that can either severally weaken those around him instantly or cause someone to faint on the spot, or otherwise leaves them temporarily trapped in a black void-
-While his thinks that one of those spells could potentially weaken Byleth enough to prevent her from even having the strength to use her time altering powers in time, unaware of Sothis' existence, Beerus proved to be immune to at least a few of those same spells before, so he's not relying solely on it knowing there's a chance it still might fail-

-Judging from what they know about this town's history, they could easily blame Gideon and have him take the fall by making the townsfolk believe that he's once again slid back into his old evil ways...-
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TLink: "None of the other ones we met had anything that sounds like a Secret Stone..."

S-Sans would appreciate that pun.
It is indeed a clever insult.
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Hekapoo: (Then again, maybe it won't really help. Or heck, maybe the problem is long over and got solved years or even entire eons ago.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "She's not wrong."
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Alear: "I suppose that's true..."
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-I worded poorly but it's a nice swimsuit :V-

Shez: "Hey there! Are we gonna surf that wave or do a splash war?"
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-or the other Relics...-

Shez: ....she totally saw me, didn't she?
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Alear: "I... I lost count of how many there were... Those who died to the Divine Dragons were the lucky ones..."

Oriko: "I...Suppose?"
Minervamon: "I didn't say it yesterday, but you seem nice!"
Oriko: "I see..." More emotive than I'd expect from a sentient computer virus
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-He at least doesn't seems bummed by it-
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Jalter: "One that you started, by the way"
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-Suzune doesn't appears to glance at her, so probably not, as she finished drinking some water-
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Sitonai: "I guess at least they didn't meet an even worse end st his hands..."

Vulpix: "(...Do you think we'll all be able to find Trainers or family here?)"
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Ah hell yeah, these crab cakes look delicious!
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-Would they have time to contact Chaldea before Tarm and he others show up, though?-
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-So she might be able to try making friends with those three as well...-
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(Hey, this actually is a normal bagel!)
(...) -Tries a bite of the bagel she asked for herself, wanting to make sure her son isn't making things up or eating something unhealthy-
(...I can hardly believe it, but this despite it's metallic appearance, it is a completely normal bagel...)

Fate: "I do! If you and others are willing to give it a try"
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Kazumi: "...Are they salty or sweet?"
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-Why not?-
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-Or at least not be in bad terms...-
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Jack: "So there was nothing to worry about!" :D