Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sadie: "So you aren't living in Basel anymore?"
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(Really? I think it has a really beautiful pattern on it's shell!)
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-Sigh- You're not wrong. Neither case still changes the fact that an apocalypse happened in Remnant...

Elise: "It's still a second home but we needed a safer spot with how often it's attacked..."
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Weiss: "That makes only one of us..."
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Ren: "...Indeed..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Medli also got back up, similarly rubbing her head-
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Uh, is that actually doable with just magic?
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Pacifica: "...You did the right thing by taking them in. Especially Yuma..."
-She can relate in the latter case due to her own parents being extremely controlling and emotionally abusive to her previously-

...Who else do you consider a significant threat?
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TLink: "It helped me a lot of my journey, and even helped out a gallery and museum business near the Forest Haven! I still have a few pictographs on it, including several of the places I visited."
Peridot: "Can we see one of the Tower of the Gods?"
TLink: "Oh, right! Here!" -

-Toon Link then shows the group a pictograph of the Tower of the Gods in question:

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-It seems to be located in the middle of the ocean, with no closely surrounding islands. And if that one staircase near the top of the tower is anywhere near the normal scale for people to be able to traverse, then that means the rest of the tower and is utterly massive-

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Hekapoo: "Then I'd say it's hardly earned."

Ike: "Another successful mass recovery. Nice work, Micaiah. And you, Mash. Nice work. You're like a living wall."
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Sothis: "A lot of things are possible with mere magic. Were I at my peak, I could have demonstrated it myself."
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Byleth: "That's deeply touching, Oriko."

Shez: "Reminds me of when B and her dad offered me to join their group. Sure, I was a bit angry about how the Ashen Demon wiped out all my colleagues but it was never personal, just business. Took me a bit to adjust but nowadays, I can't imagine her being my enemy."

Byleth:
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Zelda: "Look at the sheer size of it..."
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Palu: -nods- "Any opinions on their kind?"

Pandora: "Heh. That's what you think."

Sothis: "Such is your secret on making sure the number of wielders is rare. You declare any major advantage as unfair and therefore no victory is legitimate. Quite the deceptive one you are."

Mash: "Thank you, you really helped with that more"
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Yuri: "...Do you think you'll ever return to it?"
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Oriko: "Thank you for both comments"
Suzune: "That's a way to meet..."
Tart: "My turn now! I met Riz back in my village years ago along Monsieur Angel! They were traveling France to find someone who could stop the Hundred Year War, and well, they thought I was the one! So she trained me for 3 years and when I became a magical girl, she remained by my side, until the very end, even if in spirit"
Kazumi: "Sounds like she was very strong!"
Tart: "She was! It's how I became really good with a sword! Then there's Melissa. When the army started calling me a holy maiden, they assigned Melissa as my personal maid, but I told her quickly she could be more than that. She was the daughter of mercenary La Hire, and she saved me and him from death by Corbeau with her wish, and started to fight along us!"
Iroha: "Soounds really nice to make friends with anyone..."
Tart: "Yes! Finally, there was Eliza. She was a haughty noble who was already a magical girl fighting the English and was more experienced in combat, but she and I started to get along quick despite our differences! ...Though Melissa suplexed her first to humble her, but that aside, everyhting went smoothly!"

Kagari: "Her name is Shez, and she has the power to counter that other woman..."
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Iroha: "It looks really tall..."
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Ophanimon: "Yes, actually, I know the very original Minervamon"
Minervamon: "A-Aaah..."

Ereshkigal: "Could you please not fight over that?"
Ishtar: "Whatever! I know the facts!"

Palutena: "You slept all morning."
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Alear: "Say... I wonder..."
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-which is justified since Jalter has only surfed for one day... and Shez was her teacher so clearly she'd be more experienced-
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-Byleth observing-
Byleth: I wonder if they'll form a bond...
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Alear: "I hope so as well... I would never wish anyone lived like I did..."

Minervamon: "Aaaaah... I'm really sorry!"
Oriko: "...alright?"
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-To who she speaks to?-
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-It still frustrates the French woman, though- :V
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-Perhaps... For now, we can skip to Shez and Suzune!-
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Sitonai: "That's fair. I once did but that was a single person who I felt vengeful against"

Squirtle: "(Pichu was right, she was really friendly!)"
Pichu: "(Palutena is your aunt?!)" -IIRC Palutena also visited the Pokemon Center around the same time Ophanimon did-
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I don't think the kitchen staff has actually made any compromise with the Rulers or had any new rules signed yet, they just...refuse to serve people more than about a normal amount of meals per day. It only really applies to people made out of magic or hard light since they don't actually need to eat, and even then, it only affects the ones who order more food than any average human can eat in the span of three or more days.
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Steven: "You're in danger, Breakdown, and so are tons of people across several entire worlds. We can't give up now..."
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(Perhaps I should focus more on your well being in the present. Have most others here been here kind to you?
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-Meanwhile, the bagels looks like actual bagels-
-...But with the textures of CD discus commonly used for music, DVDs and computer files, much to the confusion of the four Pokemon-

Fate: "Um... Not literally, she and my mother are just good friends"
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Oriko: "...That's plenty of food"
Kazumi: "That's what I thought!"
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Breakdown: "I really hope you're right..."
Shatter: "Is your conversation over?"
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Homura: "Sensei and her friends have been..."
Atalanta: "Good. But have you made any friends?"
Homura: "...Not really..."
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Jack: "It's probably some local food thingy!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Elise: "It's still a second home but we needed a safer spot with how often it's attacked..."
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Weiss: "That makes only one of us..."
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Ren: "...Indeed..."

Lars: "Tsk, that happens way too often in this town..."
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-Ivy then tells Sprig that they're going to need a bigger net to catch it, so they combine their nets into one larger net, and are about to catch it together on the count of 3 when a larger than average bee with a mouth that looks like the speaker of a megaphone flies behind them, and from, Felicia's voice can be heard sternly yelling "IVY SUNDEW!"-

-This startles both of them, but Ivy even more so as she loses her balances and falls off the tree, to her panic, landing flat on her face-
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Still wish I could've given 'em a piece of my mind. But you've all done damn a good job of moving on and protecting worlds and people alike in the present! Keep that up!

Fate: "Um... Not literally, she and my mother are just good friends"
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Oriko: "...That's plenty of food"
Kazumi: "That's what I thought!"
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Breakdown: "I really hope you're right..."
Shatter: "Is your conversation over?"
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Homura: "Sensei and her friends have been..."
Atalanta: "Good. But have you made any friends?"
Homura: "...Not really..."
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Jack: "It's probably some local food thingy!"

Pichu: "(Oh. Wait, people can be aunts and uncles if they're not related/)"
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The real problem is that, not only do a ton of people here literally not need any sustenance to survive, they also essentially have bottomless stomachs as a result. They can however much food of any kind they want and won't suffer ANY negative health consequences. It's...kinda insane, actually.
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Steven: "What about yours? Have you talked to your superior or boss about everything we said?"
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(...That's...probably something you should try to change.)
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(...I'm...not certain how safe this is for either of us to eat. It doesn't even look like organic material...)
(Pokemon can eat a lot, but I don't know if we can eat this...)
(Didn't Lancer say some of his friends ate them without issue?)
(They should be perfectly fine!)

Ike: "Another successful mass recovery. Nice work, Micaiah. And you, Mash. Nice work. You're like a living wall."
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Sothis: "A lot of things are possible with mere magic. Were I at my peak, I could have demonstrated it myself."
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Byleth: "That's deeply touching, Oriko."

Shez: "Reminds me of when B and her dad offered me to join their group. Sure, I was a bit angry about how the Ashen Demon wiped out all my colleagues but it was never personal, just business. Took me a bit to adjust but nowadays, I can't imagine her being my enemy."

Byleth:
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Zelda: "Look at the sheer size of it..."
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Palu: -nods- "Any opinions on their kind?"

Pandora: "Heh. That's what you think."

Sothis: "Such is your secret on making sure the number of wielders is rare. You declare any major advantage as unfair and therefore no victory is legitimate. Quite the deceptive one you are."

Mash: "Thank you, you really helped with that more"
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Yuri: "...Do you think you'll ever return to it?"
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Oriko: "Thank you for both comments"
Suzune: "That's a way to meet..."
Tart: "My turn now! I met Riz back in my village years ago along Monsieur Angel! They were traveling France to find someone who could stop the Hundred Year War, and well, they thought I was the one! So she trained me for 3 years and when I became a magical girl, she remained by my side, until the very end, even if in spirit"
Kazumi: "Sounds like she was very strong!"
Tart: "She was! It's how I became really good with a sword! Then there's Melissa. When the army started calling me a holy maiden, they assigned Melissa as my personal maid, but I told her quickly she could be more than that. She was the daughter of mercenary La Hire, and she saved me and him from death by Corbeau with her wish, and started to fight along us!"
Iroha: "Soounds really nice to make friends with anyone..."
Tart: "Yes! Finally, there was Eliza. She was a haughty noble who was already a magical girl fighting the English and was more experienced in combat, but she and I started to get along quick despite our differences! ...Though Melissa suplexed her first to humble her, but that aside, everyhting went smoothly!"

Kagari: "Her name is Shez, and she has the power to counter that other woman..."
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Iroha: "It looks really tall..."
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Ophanimon: "Yes, actually, I know the very original Minervamon"
Minervamon: "A-Aaah..."

Ereshkigal: "Could you please not fight over that?"
Ishtar: "Whatever! I know the facts!"

W-We couldn't have won these final battles with the efforts of everyone here, honestly...
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-The XJs wait to speak to hear Sothis' answer to Yuri's question-
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Star: "I like Melissa's style."
Marco: "You sound like a truly noble leader. N-Not that I'm surprised, we know an older version of Jeanne who was as well."

...How so? -Now he's curious if she or Byleth herself could simply be possessed. The Lich is very easily able to inflict mind control on those who don't have either complete immunity to it or any item that can cancel or prevent it-
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TLink: "It's the tallest structure I've ever seen in the Great Sea, and it was hiding beneath the ocean near Hyrule for centuries until the I gathered the three Pearls owned by the Golden Goddesses..."
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Hekapoo: "You'd be protective of an item as powerful or useful as Interdimensional Scissors too if you were the one in charge of inventing and making htem in the first place. I've made the mistake of not having a few carefully guarded enough that they've been stolen right under my nose before, and I'm not planning on letting that happen again..."

-Said pair actually belongs to Star, but unknown to her, it was actually originally Pony Head who stole them- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Minervamon: "Aaaaah... I'm really sorry!"
Oriko: "...alright?"
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-To who she speaks to?-
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-It still frustrates the French woman, though- :V
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-Perhaps... For now, we can skip to Shez and Suzune!-
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Sitonai: "That's fair. I once did but that was a single person who I felt vengeful against"

Palutena: "No need to apologize for that, silly."
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-Broskandar-

Alear: "You're a conqueror and leader... yet aren't managing Chaldea?"
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-how DARE she be outdone by someone more skilled? :V-
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Shez: This should be a nice little round of training to keep my skills sharp. And it's pretty early in the day so I doubt anyone would show up.
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Alear: "Is it too much to ask...?"

Lars: "Tsk, that happens way too often in this town..."
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-Ivy then tells Sprig that they're going to need a bigger net to catch it, so they combine their nets into one larger net, and are about to catch it together on the count of 3 when a larger than average bee with a mouth that looks like the speaker of a megaphone flies behind them, and from, Felicia's voice can be heard sternly yelling "IVY SUNDEW!"-

-This startles both of them, but Ivy even more so as she loses her balances and falls off the tree, to her panic, landing flat on her face-
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Still wish I could've given 'em a piece of my mind. But you've all done damn a good job of moving on and protecting worlds and people alike in the present! Keep that up!

Elise: "Seems we both live in trouble magnets..."
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Weiss: "What?!"
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Ruby: "We'll do our best!"

Mash: "Thank you, you really helped with that more"
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Yuri: "...Do you think you'll ever return to it?"
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Oriko: "Thank you for both comments"
Suzune: "That's a way to meet..."
Tart: "My turn now! I met Riz back in my village years ago along Monsieur Angel! They were traveling France to find someone who could stop the Hundred Year War, and well, they thought I was the one! So she trained me for 3 years and when I became a magical girl, she remained by my side, until the very end, even if in spirit"
Kazumi: "Sounds like she was very strong!"
Tart: "She was! It's how I became really good with a sword! Then there's Melissa. When the army started calling me a holy maiden, they assigned Melissa as my personal maid, but I told her quickly she could be more than that. She was the daughter of mercenary La Hire, and she saved me and him from death by Corbeau with her wish, and started to fight along us!"
Iroha: "Soounds really nice to make friends with anyone..."
Tart: "Yes! Finally, there was Eliza. She was a haughty noble who was already a magical girl fighting the English and was more experienced in combat, but she and I started to get along quick despite our differences! ...Though Melissa suplexed her first to humble her, but that aside, everyhting went smoothly!"

Kagari: "Her name is Shez, and she has the power to counter that other woman..."
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Iroha: "It looks really tall..."
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Ophanimon: "Yes, actually, I know the very original Minervamon"
Minervamon: "A-Aaah..."

Ereshkigal: "Could you please not fight over that?"
Ishtar: "Whatever! I know the facts!"

W-We couldn't have won these final battles with the efforts of everyone here, honestly...
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-The XJs wait to speak to hear Sothis' answer to Yuri's question-
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Star: "I like Melissa's style."
Marco: "You sound like a truly noble leader. N-Not that I'm surprised, we know an older version of Jeanne who was as well."

...How so? -Now he's curious if she or Byleth herself could simply be possessed. The Lich is very easily able to inflict mind control on those who don't have either complete immunity to it or any item that can cancel or prevent it-
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TLink: "It's the tallest structure I've ever seen in the Great Sea, and it was hiding beneath the ocean near Hyrule for centuries until the I gathered the three Pearls owned by the Golden Goddesses..."
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Hekapoo: "You'd be protective of an item as powerful or useful as Interdimensional Scissors too if you were the one in charge of inventing and making htem in the first place. I've made the mistake of not having a few carefully guarded enough that they've been stolen right under my nose before, and I'm not planning on letting that happen again..."

-Said pair actually belongs to Star, but unknown to her, it was actually originally Pony Head who stole them- :V

Ike: "Don't doubt yourself, Mash."
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Sothis: "I would certainly hope to... but if I were, the target on Chaldea's heads would become drastically bigger."
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Azura: "I met Kamui when she was taken as captive due to working as part of the enemy kingdom of Nohr. Despite that, we seemed to connect instantly. She may have nearly killed me when first experiencing her draconic form, but I knew I had to do everything to calm her down. Otherwise..."

-which would be no easy task; Byleth isn't immune (quite the opposite as seen in Three Hopes, actually) but trying to take control of her body would mean having to contend with Sothis who is the source of Byleth's time powers and could simply undo the Lich's attempts while Shez.... is just as vulnerable but the second Byleth or Sothis would find out, they could reverse it... and they don't know about Arval being brought back to life, who could also oppose the Lich by trying to take over Shez's body as well-
-Kagari might also deduce that Sothis's spirit is virtually unkillable, given she remains active even after fusing in each timeline she learned-
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Link: "There's no building that tall in this Hyrule... but the Depths can go pretty deep..."
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Palutena: "Oh, and how were they?"

Pandora: "We could have a contest over it~ With the prettiest people outside of us being the judges~" -knows at least one of the judges would be biased due to being contracted to her :V-

Sothis: "I too, know of the consequences of not realizing the consequences of not paying attention... It seems that the repercussions of yours are not as grave as my own mistakes, however..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Elise: "Seems we both live in trouble magnets..."
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Weiss: "What?!"
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Ruby: "We'll do our best!"

Steven: "Even before some Gems from Homeworld showed up, there were always things like Gems who were turned into monsters and leftover technology from their planet that could show up in town and cause trouble. But that's why the Crystal Gems and I have always tried our best to protect it and the rest of the Earth."
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(Huh?!)

-Ivy's crash landing also startles off the Glitter Bug, which flies off, to Ivy's sadness and frustration. The megaphone bee then flies down to "talk" to Ivy again, as Felicia tells her "Ivy, you're late for your tea ceremony lessons." Disappointed, Ivy tries to argue "But, Mom, me and Sprig just got started!" Felicia simply firmly tells her "Don't "but, Mom" me, come home this instant!"-

(...So that bee creature works like...a phone? How the heck is that even possible?!)
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I'd say you guys are already doing a pretty damn good job! Heck, you even helped take down Toffee a while back, Ruby!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: "Even before some Gems from Homeworld showed up, there were always things like Gems who were turned into monsters and leftover technology from their planet that could show up in town and cause trouble. But that's why the Crystal Gems and I have always tried our best to protect it and the rest of the Earth."
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(Huh?!)

-Ivy's crash landing also startles off the Glitter Bug, which flies off, to Ivy's sadness and frustration. The megaphone bee then flies down to "talk" to Ivy again, as Felicia tells her "Ivy, you're late for your tea ceremony lessons." Disappointed, Ivy tries to argue "But, Mom, me and Sprig just got started!" Felicia simply firmly tells her "Don't "but, Mom" me, come home this instant!"-

(...So that bee creature works like...a phone? How the heck is that even possible?!)
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I'd say you guys are already doing a pretty damn good job! Heck, you even helped take down Toffee a while back, Ruby!

Elise: "Sounds like a hard time..."
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Weiss: "Amphibia, that's how."
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Ruby: "Star did most of the work though."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Elise: "Sounds like a hard time..."
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Weiss: "Amphibia, that's how."
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Ruby: "Star did most of the work though."

Steven: "It's still not as bad as losing an entire planet or kingdom..."
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(...Maybe it uses magic? Or it has some natural ability to record sounds? But then how could Felicia see where Ivy is?! Ugh, no other explanation makes sense!)

-Ivy is so frustrated at her mother for demanding that she drop her Glitter Bug hunt with Sprig so early, for tea ceremony lessons, no less, that she punches the tree she was just standing in sheer anger before storming off...But also either forgot or didn't realize that Sprig was still standing up there as she hit the trunk of the tree with enough force to cause him to fall off it as well. Said fall gives him a cartoonishly exaggerated black eye. Sprig's only reaction is to watch Ivy leave while saying "She's amazing~" with lovestruck awe over her strength-
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Wasn't it kind of a combined effort with Nanoha and...Crap, what's her name again?

// I forget how much Undyne has interacted with Sothis so I also forget how familiar the two are.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: "It's still not as bad as losing an entire planet or kingdom..."
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(...Maybe it uses magic? Or it has some natural ability to record sounds? But then how could Felicia see where Ivy is?! Ugh, no other explanation makes sense!)

-Ivy is so frustrated at her mother for demanding that she drop her Glitter Bug hunt with Sprig so early, for tea ceremony lessons, no less, that she punches the tree she was just standing in sheer anger before storming off...But also either forgot or didn't realize that Sprig was still standing up there as she hit the trunk of the tree with enough force to cause him to fall off it as well. Said fall gives him a cartoonishly exaggerated black eye. Sprig's only reaction is to watch Ivy leave while saying "She's amazing~" with lovestruck awe over her strength-
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Wasn't it kind of a combined effort with Nanoha and...Crap, what's her name again?

// I forget how much Undyne has interacted with Sothis so I also forget how familiar the two are.

Elisa: "That's true..."
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Weiss: "Whoa..."
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Ruby: "Sothis? That's true, but Star still did most of the work at saving all of magic, None of us could have done what we did without her."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Elisa: "That's true..."
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Weiss: "Whoa..."
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Ruby: "Sothis? That's true, but Star still did most of the work at saving all of magic, None of us could have done what we did without her."

Steven: "That's actually what my mom was trying to prevent. She and most of the original Crystal Gems wanted to be free from Homeworld because of how badly they were treated by it, and my mom wanted to protect their new home and all the life it has.."
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(...Ouch. Is, umm...Sprig going to be okay?)

-Meanwhile, Anne and Polly are about to practice Muay Thai, standing on a large patch of dirt near a trail and lots of tall grass-
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Hey, that doesn't mean you still didn't help. Tons of you helped chase him down and shut down his own wand. Meanwhile, the conditions I was in left me unable to do anything other than just sit in a quarantine room in the infirmary...

-And Undyne doesn't even know about the fact that Ruby used her Semblance to help Star get to the last remaining traces of magic so she could save it, nor that she, Nanoha, Sothis and several others helped buy Star time by attacking and distracting Toffee-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: "That's actually what my mom was trying to prevent. She and most of the original Crystal Gems wanted to be free from Homeworld because of how badly they were treated by it, and my mom wanted to protect their new home and all the life it has.."
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(...Ouch. Is, umm...Sprig going to be okay?)

-Meanwhile, Anne and Polly are about to practice Muay Thai, standing on a large patch of dirt near a trail and lots of tall grass-
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Hey, that doesn't mean you still didn't help. Tons of you helped chase him down and shut down his own wand. Meanwhile, the conditions I was in left me unable to do anything other than just sit in a quarantine room in the infirmary...

-And Undyne doesn't even know about the fact that Ruby used her Semblance to help Star get to the last remaining traces of magic so she could save it, nor that she, Nanoha, Sothis and several others helped buy Star time by attacking and distracting Toffee-

Elise: "That's so sweet of her."
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Weiss: "He's taken worse hits... I think."
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-the magic part was also due to Juri finding the Pandora box that Ingrid hid in Mewni and wishing for a way to ensure Toffee's death, not wanting to say goodbye to Shuten...-
-that one power boost may have been the push they needed-

Ruby: "I still don't wanna brag that I did so much of the work when it's clearly not true. I helped, but Star was the true hero that day."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Elise: "That's so sweet of her."
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Weiss: "He's taken worse hits... I think."
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-the magic part was also due to Juri finding the Pandora box that Ingrid hid in Mewni and wishing for a way to ensure Toffee's death, not wanting to say goodbye to Shuten...-
-that one power boost may have been the push they needed-

Ruby: "I still don't wanna brag that I did so much of the work when it's clearly not true. I helped, but Star was the true hero that day."

Steven: "And now I guess that's what Connie and I are kinda trying to do...Not save an planet, but potentially help save humans as an entire species.."
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-Sprig's survived being eaten by giant animals and insects several times, so he'll be fine- :V

-Anne, acting as a combat instructor, tells Polly "Okay, listen well, my young pollywog. Muay Thai is all about-" only for Polly to leap into the air towards Anne while confidently declaring "Enough talk!" She takes several seconds to reach Anne, winding up a punch and yelling a battle cry all the while...Only for Anne to to calmly spin around and deflect Polly by hitting her with the back of her elbow, effectively both cancelling out her attack before it even landed and launching her away-

(...Anne blocked Polly's attack without missing a beat!)
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-And that's something few might be aware of...but most of those who do have admitted that she at least deserves credit for getting Star an the others that boost of magic-

...Heh, honestly, I can't honestly say that I disagree with that, either. Kid saved countless lives and the whole damn multiverse that day.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: "And now I guess that's what Connie and I are kinda trying to do...Not save an planet, but potentially help save humans as an entire species.."
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-Sprig's survived being eaten by giant animals and insects several times, so he'll be fine- :V

-Anne, acting as a combat instructor, tells Polly "Okay, listen well, my young pollywog. Muay Thai is all about-" only for Polly to leap into the air towards Anne while confidently declaring "Enough talk!" She takes several seconds to reach Anne, winding up a punch and yelling a battle cry all the while...Only for Anne to to calmly spin around and deflect Polly by hitting her with the back of her elbow, effectively both cancelling out her attack before it even landed and launching her away-

(...Anne blocked Polly's attack without missing a beat!)
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-And that's something few might be aware of...but most of those who do have admitted that she at least deserves credit for getting Star an the others that boost of magic-

...Heh, honestly, I can't honestly say that I disagree with that, either. Kid saved countless lives and the whole damn multiverse that day.

Elise: "Oh, really? How?"
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Weiss: "Impressive."
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Ruby: "My Silver Eyes would not have been much without her. Especially with magic being weaker."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pichu: "(Oh. Wait, people can be aunts and uncles if they're not related/)"
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The real problem is that, not only do a ton of people here literally not need any sustenance to survive, they also essentially have bottomless stomachs as a result. They can however much food of any kind they want and won't suffer ANY negative health consequences. It's...kinda insane, actually.
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Steven: "What about yours? Have you talked to your superior or boss about everything we said?"
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(...That's...probably something you should try to change.)
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(...I'm...not certain how safe this is for either of us to eat. It doesn't even look like organic material...)
(Pokemon can eat a lot, but I don't know if we can eat this...)
(Didn't Lancer say some of his friends ate them without issue?)
(They should be perfectly fine!)

Fate: "I guess in an honorary way..."
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Oriko: "So I heard..."
Kazumi: "Yeah, let's hope they remain controled. Ah, but what if I made my own meals?"
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Shatter: "Tarn and Deathsaurus are both coming..."
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Homura: "...I wonder..."
Atalanta: "Maybe amongst those your age..."
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-The plant sure wasted no time to eat borgar-

Palutena: "No need to apologize for that, silly."
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-Broskandar-

Alear: "You're a conqueror and leader... yet aren't managing Chaldea?"
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-how DARE she be outdone by someone more skilled? :V-
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Shez: This should be a nice little round of training to keep my skills sharp. And it's pretty early in the day so I doubt anyone would show up.
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Alear: "Is it too much to ask...?"

Oriko: "Fortunately your breakfast was still made, so you can eat it despite the hour"
Minervamon: "Yay~"
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Iskandar: "Sadly my capacities aren't the ones required for everything we do. But I've been learning from observing!"
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-Jalter is a little pouty after returnibg to shore-
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-Indeed, though arriving at the training room, she would see there's one occupant at this hour-
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Sitonai: "My grandfather like most magi simply wanted to make an achievement and show it off, so everyone around was a tool"

W-We couldn't have won these final battles with the efforts of everyone here, honestly...
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-The XJs wait to speak to hear Sothis' answer to Yuri's question-
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Star: "I like Melissa's style."
Marco: "You sound like a truly noble leader. N-Not that I'm surprised, we know an older version of Jeanne who was as well."

...How so? -Now he's curious if she or Byleth herself could simply be possessed. The Lich is very easily able to inflict mind control on those who don't have either complete immunity to it or any item that can cancel or prevent it-
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TLink: "It's the tallest structure I've ever seen in the Great Sea, and it was hiding beneath the ocean near Hyrule for centuries until the I gathered the three Pearls owned by the Golden Goddesses..."
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Hekapoo: "You'd be protective of an item as powerful or useful as Interdimensional Scissors too if you were the one in charge of inventing and making htem in the first place. I've made the mistake of not having a few carefully guarded enough that they've been stolen right under my nose before, and I'm not planning on letting that happen again..."

-Said pair actually belongs to Star, but unknown to her, it was actually originally Pony Head who stole them- :V

Ike: "Don't doubt yourself, Mash."
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Sothis: "I would certainly hope to... but if I were, the target on Chaldea's heads would become drastically bigger."
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Azura: "I met Kamui when she was taken as captive due to working as part of the enemy kingdom of Nohr. Despite that, we seemed to connect instantly. She may have nearly killed me when first experiencing her draconic form, but I knew I had to do everything to calm her down. Otherwise..."

-which would be no easy task; Byleth isn't immune (quite the opposite as seen in Three Hopes, actually) but trying to take control of her body would mean having to contend with Sothis who is the source of Byleth's time powers and could simply undo the Lich's attempts while Shez.... is just as vulnerable but the second Byleth or Sothis would find out, they could reverse it... and they don't know about Arval being brought back to life, who could also oppose the Lich by trying to take over Shez's body as well-
-Kagari might also deduce that Sothis's spirit is virtually unkillable, given she remains active even after fusing in each timeline she learned-
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Link: "There's no building that tall in this Hyrule... but the Depths can go pretty deep..."
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Palutena: "Oh, and how were they?"

Pandora: "We could have a contest over it~ With the prettiest people outside of us being the judges~" -knows at least one of the judges would be biased due to being contracted to her :V-

Sothis: "I too, know of the consequences of not realizing the consequences of not paying attention... It seems that the repercussions of yours are not as grave as my own mistakes, however..."

Mash: "Thanks... You're tough and stoic, but really kind too"
Grimlock: "He gone....?"
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Yuri: "Fascinating..."
Monika: "I agree we have enough of that as is"
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Tart: "Thank you for your kind words!"
Oriko: "Otherwise, you might bot be here?"

Kagari: "If this Byleth has control over time, then this Shez has control over space..." -she proceeded to explain offscreen all she knew about them...-
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Iroha: "Woah..." Though I doubt it's as big as Hotel Fendt Hope.
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Ophanimon: "Quite the silly person~"

Ishtar: "You wanna organize something just to lose?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oriko: "Fortunately your breakfast was still made, so you can eat it despite the hour"
Minervamon: "Yay~"
---
Iskandar: "Sadly my capacities aren't the ones required for everything we do. But I've been learning from observing!"
---
-Jalter is a little pouty after returnibg to shore-
---
-Indeed, though arriving at the training room, she would see there's one occupant at this hour-
---
Sitonai: "My grandfather like most magi simply wanted to make an achievement and show it off, so everyone around was a tool"

Palutena: "You might need to heat it up a little, however."
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Alear: "What could possibly be required to lead this group?"
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Shez: "You didn't even fall once. You're progressing even faster than I did!"
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Shez: "...Huh? Who else would be here at this time?"
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Alear: "That's... a lot like Sombron..." -had a hint of disgust in her voice-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "I guess in an honorary way..."
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Oriko: "So I heard..."
Kazumi: "Yeah, let's hope they remain controled. Ah, but what if I made my own meals?"
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Shatter: "Tarn and Deathsaurus are both coming..."
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Homura: "...I wonder..."
Atalanta: "Maybe amongst those your age..."
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-The plant sure wasted no time to eat borgar-

Squirtle: "(Well, Palutena did seem pretty kind as well...)"
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Oh, that's totally fine! Link, Byleth and Shez make their own meals all the time!
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Peridot: "That's...a mostly good thing! Glad our negotiations were a success!"
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(There are several other teenagers here...)
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-It turns out to be an outstanding burger!-

Elise: "Oh, really? How?"
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Weiss: "Impressive."
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Ruby: "My Silver Eyes would not have been much without her. Especially with magic being weaker."

Steven: "Okay, so you know how Viridi-"

-Steven didn't even need to say the rest of that sentence after "Viridi" for them to get what he's talking about?- :V
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-Polly utters an "Ow..." after landing, and, astonished, asks Anne "Wha...? How did you...?" to which Anne patiently explains "You're too eager. My instructor always used to tell me: "Jai yen yen." It means to have patience and a cool heart." Polly doesn't even wait another second before yelling out "Hi-yah!" and trying to hit Anne with another flying punch, which Anne easily dodges by stepping to her left-

-...Which causes Polly to not only fall backwards, but also bean One-Eyed Wally, who turns out to be standing behind some of the tall grass and bushes nearby, in the head, causing him to shout a comical "Owww!"-
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I doubt Nanoha and Sothis' powers would have been as effective, either...

Ike: "Don't doubt yourself, Mash."
---
Sothis: "I would certainly hope to... but if I were, the target on Chaldea's heads would become drastically bigger."
---
Azura: "I met Kamui when she was taken as captive due to working as part of the enemy kingdom of Nohr. Despite that, we seemed to connect instantly. She may have nearly killed me when first experiencing her draconic form, but I knew I had to do everything to calm her down. Otherwise..."

-which would be no easy task; Byleth isn't immune (quite the opposite as seen in Three Hopes, actually) but trying to take control of her body would mean having to contend with Sothis who is the source of Byleth's time powers and could simply undo the Lich's attempts while Shez.... is just as vulnerable but the second Byleth or Sothis would find out, they could reverse it... and they don't know about Arval being brought back to life, who could also oppose the Lich by trying to take over Shez's body as well-
-Kagari might also deduce that Sothis's spirit is virtually unkillable, given she remains active even after fusing in each timeline she learned-
---
Link: "There's no building that tall in this Hyrule... but the Depths can go pretty deep..."
---
Palutena: "Oh, and how were they?"

Pandora: "We could have a contest over it~ With the prettiest people outside of us being the judges~" -knows at least one of the judges would be biased due to being contracted to her :V-

Sothis: "I too, know of the consequences of not realizing the consequences of not paying attention... It seems that the repercussions of yours are not as grave as my own mistakes, however..."

Mash: "Thanks... You're tough and stoic, but really kind too"
Grimlock: "He gone....?"
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Yuri: "Fascinating..."
Monika: "I agree we have enough of that as is"
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Tart: "Thank you for your kind words!"
Oriko: "Otherwise, you might bot be here?"

Kagari: "If this Byleth has control over time, then this Shez has control over space..." -she proceeded to explain offscreen all she knew about them...-
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Iroha: "Woah..." Though I doubt it's as big as Hotel Fendt Hope.
---
Ophanimon: "Quite the silly person~"

Ishtar: "You wanna organize something just to lose?"

Susie: "Oh yeah, that punk not only fained from the sheer beating he got, be even turned back into a literal playing card. See?"

-Susie then holds up this King of Spades card, which shows the image of a rather familiar foe:

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I'd say it's the odds are that it's probably a better idea to not test that theory, then...
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Star: "..You could say that..." -Knows it might have to do with Kamui's draconic half taking far more lives than just Azura's-

Hmm...None of her abilities will matter if they are not of use to us. Control over time may not be difficult for this warrior's companion to counter, but it will prove challenging for us. Unless, of course, we get on our side...
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TLink: "The journey up there took me longer than anywhere else up to that point. Even some of the dungeons and temples I visited later on didn't take me nearly as much time or proved as difficult to solve or traverse...Even when I was close to the top floor, I still had one final trial and battle to face first."
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Hekapoo: "...Care to elaborate?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mash: "Thanks... You're tough and stoic, but really kind too"
Grimlock: "He gone....?"
---
Yuri: "Fascinating..."
Monika: "I agree we have enough of that as is"
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Tart: "Thank you for your kind words!"
Oriko: "Otherwise, you might bot be here?"

Kagari: "If this Byleth has control over time, then this Shez has control over space..." -she proceeded to explain offscreen all she knew about them...-
---
Iroha: "Woah..." Though I doubt it's as big as Hotel Fendt Hope.
---
Ophanimon: "Quite the silly person~"

Ishtar: "You wanna organize something just to lose?"

Susie: "Oh yeah, that punk not only fained from the sheer beating he got, be even turned back into a literal playing card. See?"

-Susie then holds up this King of Spades card, which shows the image of a rather familiar foe:
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I'd say it's the odds are that it's probably a better idea to not test that theory, then...
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Star: "..You could say that..." -Knows it might have to do with Kamui's draconic half taking far more lives than just Azura's-

Hmm...None of her abilities will matter if they are not of use to us. Control over time may not be difficult for this warrior's companion to counter, but it will prove challenging for us. Unless, of course, we get on our side...
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TLink: "The journey up there took me longer than anywhere else up to that point. Even some of the dungeons and temples I visited later on didn't take me nearly as much time or proved as difficult to solve or traverse...Even when I was close to the top floor, I still had one final trial and battle to face first."
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Hekapoo: "...Care to elaborate?"

Ike: "Never forget. My powers have aided you in your defenses, but your resolve is what drew out your shield in the first place."

Alear: "We need to get it locked up. And dismantle that device he used."
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Sothis: "However, it would also be far more difficult for evildoers to truly have their way."

-the Dokis don't know that Sothis at her peak is one of the few people Ingrid would outright fear, which would say a lot about how powerful she be-
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Neo: "........." -trying to think of a good voice to explain her own tale-

-the idea of an unkillable spirit who can rewind time is certainly the biggest hurdle the Lich could ever have... no matter his successes, there will always be this alien goddess undoing his every effort...-
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Link: "Sounds like when I ventured Hyrule Castle's Depths to slay the Demon King... it was a gauntlet..."
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Palutena: "Just like this one."

Pandora: "Are you truly that confident?"

Sothis: "Let us simply say that I know what happens when a benevolent Goddess pampers her people far too much." -then looks at Hekapoo with the most serious and honestly haunting glare she could imagine- "The result is worse than anything you could possibly comprehend."

Steven: "Okay, so you know how Viridi-"

-Steven didn't even need to say the rest of that sentence after "Viridi" for them to get what he's talking about?- :V
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-Polly utters an "Ow..." after landing, and, astonished, asks Anne "Wha...? How did you...?" to which Anne patiently explains "You're too eager. My instructor always used to tell me: "Jai yen yen." It means to have patience and a cool heart." Polly doesn't even wait another second before yelling out "Hi-yah!" and trying to hit Anne with another flying punch, which Anne easily dodges by stepping to her left-

-...Which causes Polly to not only fall backwards, but also bean One-Eyed Wally, who turns out to be standing behind some of the tall grass and bushes nearby, in the head, causing him to shout a comical "Owww!"-
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I doubt Nanoha and Sothis' powers would have been as effective, either...

Sakura: "You're trying to make her stop hating humans?"

Elise: "Good luck with that."
---
Weiss: "Where was this Anne in earlier fights?"
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Ruby: "Our victory hinged on Star, no matter how you slice it. But I was glad to be a part of the team that truly brought that monster down."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakura: "You're trying to make her stop hating humans?"

Elise: "Good luck with that."
---
Weiss: "Where was this Anne in earlier fights?"
---
Ruby: "Our victory hinged on Star, no matter how you slice it. But I was glad to be a part of the team that truly brought that monster down."

Steven: -Sighs- "Yeah, that's pretty much what we're trying to do..." "Oh, and thanks."
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(Yeah, I don't remember her being this patient or skilled when she was dealing with the tax collectors...)

-Then again, they had weapons, while Anne only had a tennis racket at the time. And the fact that she still managed to hold her ground against them even for more than a few seconds means Anne might have been keeping her Muay-Thai training in mind back then after all...-
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I hope you mean that metaphorically rather than literally. -Clearly joking-