Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-I guess that is still an oddity, then...-

Star: "That's...actually really sad..."
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(Real funny, Yang...)

-yeah...-

Shez: "Meh, I'm fine with it. As long as I have my sis, I'll be totally okay."

-Byleth can't help but smile at that-
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Ruby: "So funny you got the whole team laughing."

-none of them were laughing-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-yeah...-

Shez: "Meh, I'm fine with it. As long as I have my sis, I'll be totally okay."

-Byleth can't help but smile at that-
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Ruby: "So funny you got the whole team laughing."

-none of them were laughing-

Star: "...Okay, that's really sweet."
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-Yang's like "Tough crowd?"- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Cu's not joking, Scáthach. I wish he was, but this punk just stomped us both at this game! Either he's a damn good player, or a damn good cheater!
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I think my armor needs polishing myself. I'll go take care of that in the lab. -Still has a few scratches and dents from dealing with meteors-
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Steven: "They really do. "-Smiled at first, but then got a more saddened look- "...But even they lost a lot, too. They were formed to start a rebellion and had to fight a war, after all..."
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(Hmm, do the have any common interests or hobbies? Like, at least one?)

Scáthach: "Or maybe you two haven't played enough, I cannot believe such claims"
King Knight: "Why not test them yourself?"
Scáthach: -Sigh. "Let's just make it quick"
-Oh it was quick... King Knight destroying her deck was-
Scáthach: ".........What just happened?"
King Knight: "My victory~!"
Scáthach: "..........I demand a rematch"
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-Thus they part their ways through the house-
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Gai: "...But hey, they still are up and ready to defend the Earth, aren't they?"
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-They don't at all from what she knows!-

I'm not sure who else could help with Coyle, but we might need some help to deal with whatever minions and inventions of hers she calls on for backup.

We could use at least one other setup for a fake conflict. Staging one more conflict might make the first one, or the idea that Chaldea's forces are quarrling amongst themselves, more believable.
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-What would that be...?-
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Tetra: "Sounds like it could've been useful way earlier...But the fact that you were able to work with what you had still proves that you didn't even necessarily need it. If anything, it sounds like it's more practical for the kind of threats you've faced since arriving here."

TLink: "Actually, that's a good question. Can you combine the elemental arrows with bombs, too? What any arrows with Remote Bombs instead of normal ones, for that matter?"
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-The Moonjumper, still being held in place by the skelebros' just blinked in utter confusion-

Moonjumper: "You're singing, now? How in Subcon is that supposed to help you...?"
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Peridot: "...Yeah, good question. Where did it go?"

Kamui: "But who could make sense...?"
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Dr. Coyle: "May I ask what you are thinking of?"

-Koyanskaya trusts Coyle enough or nah?-
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Link: "The Remote Bombs don't work. Believe me, I tried."
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-and yet... Moonjumper started to feel... weaker?-
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Hollywood took it all. ****ing vampires, the whole lot of them.

-It's then someone slammed the door open-

King Knight: "What's this? You made a meeting without me?!"
Martha: "........King Knight! It's a pleasure to see you!" For once!
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Koyanskaya: "We all have our secrets. Don't worry, I promise it won't interfere with your research" -meant that-
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Drake: "Shame, it'd be funny to surprise the enemy with a delayed kaboom"
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-Groans of increasing discomfort-
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Mash: "I can believe that"

Azura: "I'm not opposed. I'm just pondering about what I could enjoy reading."
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-nah, only a few more plates-
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Palu: "You had one?"
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Sothis: "Indeed I am. A rather powerful one at that too."

Mata Hari: "Well, you like scary stories, so how about fantasy books?"
Shirou: "...Can we call them fantasy for her? Her world was just like in those books"
Mata Hari: "Oh... Sorry!"
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-Musashi at most just eats 3 ramen bowls-
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Merlin: "Woah, even more crushing"
Kama/Fou: "HMPH!"
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Kiara: "Incredible..."
-Tiamat nodded-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "...Okay, that's really sweet."
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-Yang's like "Tough crowd?"- :V

Byleth: "Another date we thought for a birthday was when we met."

Shez: "About six months before the date we settled on, right?"

Byleth: -nods- "Indeed. It was the day we took you in as well. It took me some time to accept you as family, however."

Shez: "Better late than never."
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Yang: "You people don't know funny at all."

Mata Hari: "Well, you like scary stories, so how about fantasy books?"
Shirou: "...Can we call them fantasy for her? Her world was just like in those books"
Mata Hari: "Oh... Sorry!"
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-Musashi at most just eats 3 ramen bowls-
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Merlin: "Woah, even more crushing"
Kama/Fou: "HMPH!"
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Kiara: "Incredible..."
-Tiamat nodded-

Azura: "Perhaps some horror stories?"
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-Shez went for some meat this time-
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-Palu pets the Fou, giggling a bit-
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Sothis: "But ignore me. I am merely here so that Tiamat can try to get along with others."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Azura: "Perhaps some horror stories?"
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-Shez went for some meat this time-
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-Palu pets the Fou, giggling a bit-
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Sothis: "But ignore me. I am merely here so that Tiamat can try to get along with others."

Shirou: "There should be plenty out there..."
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-How many plates?-
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-Kama observes Fou now-
-...She hasnt taken the time to do it before, despite their similar nature-
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Kiara: "Oh" -to Tiamat- "Hello"
-Tiamat waves-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shirou: "There should be plenty out there..."
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-How many plates?-
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-Kama observes Fou now-
-...She hasnt taken the time to do it before, despite their similar nature-
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Kiara: "Oh" -to Tiamat- "Hello"
-Tiamat waves-

Azura: "I'd be tempted to read one then."
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-two, but they were loaded enough to be the same amount of food as Musashi :V-
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-and only noticed him because of Palu :V-
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Sothis: "Though if you still wish for me to tag along, I do not mind. Speaking to only Byleth can be hard on the mind sometimes..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Scáthach: "Or maybe you two haven't played enough, I cannot believe such claims"
King Knight: "Why not test them yourself?"
Scáthach: -Sigh. "Let's just make it quick"
-Oh it was quick... King Knight destroying her deck was-
Scáthach: ".........What just happened?"
King Knight: "My victory~!"
Scáthach: "..........I demand a rematch"
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-Thus they part their ways through the house-
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Gai: "...But hey, they still are up and ready to defend the Earth, aren't they?"
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-They don't at all from what she knows!-

...This is gonna go South real fast one way or another.
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-Rin going to change?-
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Steven: "We always are. And we always find a way."
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(There's got to be something...)

Byleth: "Another date we thought for a birthday was when we met."

Shez: "About six months before the date we settled on, right?"

Byleth: -nods- "Indeed. It was the day we took you in as well. It took me some time to accept you as family, however."

Shez: "Better late than never."
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Yang: "You people don't know funny at all."

Marco: "That happens sometimes. Not everyone's keen on the idea of accepting new people as part of their family at first."

Star: "It's not always the case, though. From what I've heard, Kanna was was so excited the idea of being a big sister that she accepted Erika in the family almost immediately!"
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(No, we just don't like puns...)

Kamui: "But who could make sense...?"
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Dr. Coyle: "May I ask what you are thinking of?"

-Koyanskaya trusts Coyle enough or nah?-
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Link: "The Remote Bombs don't work. Believe me, I tried."
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-and yet... Moonjumper started to feel... weaker?-
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Hollywood took it all. ****ing vampires, the whole lot of them.

-It's then someone slammed the door open-

King Knight: "What's this? You made a meeting without me?!"
Martha: "........King Knight! It's a pleasure to see you!" For once!
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Koyanskaya: "We all have our secrets. Don't worry, I promise it won't interfere with your research" -meant that-
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Drake: "Shame, it'd be funny to surprise the enemy with a delayed kaboom"
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-Groans of increasing discomfort-
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Mash: "I can believe that"

...Uhh, y-yeah, our apologies, King Knight! Welcome to the meeting!
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-Seems all that Koya truly cares about is the genocide of the human race...-
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TLink: "I'm not totally surprised..."

Tetra: "What about your elemental arrows?"
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Moonjumper: "What the? What kind of sorcery does this song carry?! You're reciting a spell, aren't you?! Ugh...!" -Starting to hover lower to the ground, clutching his head in pain-
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Peridot: "Oh, so you're saying the films made a Morbillion dollars?"

Steven: "...That meme's become kind of overused, Peridot."

Peridot: "Oh, come on!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Azura: "I'd be tempted to read one then."
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-two, but they were loaded enough to be the same amount of food as Musashi :V-
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-and only noticed him because of Palu :V-
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Sothis: "Though if you still wish for me to tag along, I do not mind. Speaking to only Byleth can be hard on the mind sometimes..."

Shirou: "Maybe they could recommend one..."
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-Seems fair enough-
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Kama: -Staring at Fou-
Fou: -Staring back-
Kama: "....It's weird you're limiting yourself to such form"
Fou: "Fou fou fou"
Kama: "What you mean I'm a pot?"
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Kiara: "Well, I wouldn't b- AAAAH!" -was pranked from behind getting a hood on her head by Kama-
Kama: "Hahah, didn't see that coming did you?"

...This is gonna go South real fast one way or another.
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-Rin going to change?-
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Steven: "We always are. And we always find a way."
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(There's got to be something...)

-The rematch happened-
Scáthach: "...Wait, I wasn't ready. Another one!"
King Knight: "Third time? Sure~!"
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-She would logically do-
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Gai: "And you have the support of a lot of people too!"
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-But what exactly...?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-It's then someone slammed the door open-

King Knight: "What's this? You made a meeting without me?!"
Martha: "........King Knight! It's a pleasure to see you!" For once!
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Koyanskaya: "We all have our secrets. Don't worry, I promise it won't interfere with your research" -meant that-
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Drake: "Shame, it'd be funny to surprise the enemy with a delayed kaboom"
---
-Groans of increasing discomfort-
---
Mash: "I can believe that"

...Uhh, y-yeah, our apologies, King Knight! Welcome to the meeting!
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-Seems all that Koya truly cares about is the genocide of the human race...-
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TLink: "I'm not totally surprised..."

Tetra: "What about your elemental arrows?"
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Moonjumper: "What the? What kind of sorcery does this song carry?! You're reciting a spell, aren't you?! Ugh...!" -Starting to hover lower to the ground, clutching his head in pain-
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Peridot: "Oh, so you're saying the films made a Morbillion dollars?"

Steven: "...That meme's become kind of overused, Peridot."

Peridot: "Oh, come on!"

Azura: "Come to think of it, I have an idea for another rivalry. Martha, you've grown to have quite the... reputation, haven't you?"

Palutena: "You mean how she beats people up?"
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Dr. Coyle: "I can make an educated guess, given that I know your true goals." This android shell is a most fortunate coincidence. "But for as long as you shall need my resources, they shall be yours to command, even after I fully break into the Grid.

A genius like me can notice we're able to help each other and since neither of our objectives clash, it would be pointless for us to be enemies."

-there's neither loyalty nor friendship, only pragmatism and a high sense of trust; the only reason Coyle lets Koyanskaya manage everything is because she's more than okay with staying on the sidelines to research......and her poor social skills :V-
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Link: "They either cause the bomb to blow up immediately or make it useless. It's why my bomb arrows are specially crafted to be, well, bomb arrows. Unlike a certain someone who stuck an actual bomb to an arrow and called it a day."
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-growing sounds of discomfort from Moonjumper?- :V
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Morbius WISHES he was as successful as me!

Marco: "That happens sometimes. Not everyone's keen on the idea of accepting new people as part of their family at first."

Star: "It's not always the case, though. From what I've heard, Kanna was was so excited the idea of being a big sister that she accepted Erika in the family almost immediately!"
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(No, we just don't like puns...)

Shez: "Everyone's different, I guess."
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Yang: "Boooooo."

Shirou: "Maybe they could recommend one..."
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-Seems fair enough-
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Kama: -Staring at Fou-
Fou: -Staring back-
Kama: "....It's weird you're limiting yourself to such form"
Fou: "Fou fou fou"
Kama: "What you mean I'm a pot?"
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Kiara: "Well, I wouldn't b- AAAAH!" -was pranked from behind getting a hood on her head by Kama-
Kama: "Hahah, didn't see that coming did you?"

Azura: "Perhaps..."
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-FOOOOOD-
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Palu:
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Sothis: -holding a laugh-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The rematch happened-
Scáthach: "...Wait, I wasn't ready. Another one!"
King Knight: "Third time? Sure~!"
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-She would logically do-
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Gai: "And you have the support of a lot of people too!"
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-But what exactly...?-

...I can't believe this guy is actually this good at the game...

(Why is everyone upset at King Knight?)
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-And passing the shirt to Sakura so she can sow it back up like she offered to-
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Steven: "Yeah, and I really can't thank them enough. There's Connie, my dad, Mash..."
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(Maybe magic or potions? Books, maybe...?)

Shez: "Everyone's different, I guess."
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Yang: "Boooooo."

Marco: "True that. That's just life."

Star: "Doesn't mean different people can't still get along. Or learn to get along, for that matter."

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(Well, at least she stopped making jokes about Patxi and I. Hmmph!) -Inner thoughts-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marco: "True that. That's just life."

Star: "Doesn't mean different people can't still get along. Or learn to get along, for that matter."

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(At least she stopped making jokes about Patxi and I. Hmmph!) -Inner thoughts-

Shez: "Well said. For a moment, I actually wanted to kill this gal for wiping out the whole squad I was a part of. Then I was basically adopted by her dad."
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-good for her, I suppose-

 

[Digital Hazard]

...I can't believe this guy is actually this good at the game...

(Why is everyone upset at King Knight?)
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-And passing the shirt to Sakura so she can sow it back up like she offered to-
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Steven: "Yeah, and I really can't thank them enough. There's Connie, my dad, Mash..."
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(Maybe magic or potions? Books, maybe...?)

King Knight: "They're just awed at my talent, little one" -pats before stomping Scáthach's deck a third time-
Scáthach: ".........................."
Cú: Did this guy really ban a game he's actually good at?!
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-Indeed, which she started to do!-
---
-Peridot, Lapis...-
---
-Maybe any of those, hmmm....-

...Uhh, y-yeah, our apologies, King Knight! Welcome to the meeting!
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-Seems all that Koya truly cares about is the genocide of the human race...-
___

TLink: "I'm not totally surprised..."

Tetra: "What about your elemental arrows?"
___

Moonjumper: "What the? What kind of sorcery does this song carry?! You're reciting a spell, aren't you?! Ugh...!" -Starting to hover lower to the ground, clutching his head in pain-
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Peridot: "Oh, so you're saying the films made a Morbillion dollars?"

Steven: "...That meme's become kind of overused, Peridot."

Peridot: "Oh, come on!"

Azura: "Come to think of it, I have an idea for another rivalry. Martha, you've grown to have quite the... reputation, haven't you?"

Palutena: "You mean how she beats people up?"
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Dr. Coyle: "I can make an educated guess, given that I know your true goals." This android shell is a most fortunate coincidence. "But for as long as you shall need my resources, they shall be yours to command, even after I fully break into the Grid.

A genius like me can notice we're able to help each other and since neither of our objectives clash, it would be pointless for us to be enemies."

-there's neither loyalty nor friendship, only pragmatism and a high sense of trust; the only reason Coyle lets Koyanskaya manage everything is because she's more than okay with staying on the sidelines to research......and her poor social skills :V-
---
Link: "They either cause the bomb to blow up immediately or make it useless. It's why my bomb arrows are specially crafted to be, well, bomb arrows."
---
-growing sounds of discomfort from Moonjumper?- :V
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Morbius WISHES he was as successful as me!

King Knight: "Good, then this meeting can truly begin now that I'm blessing you all with my royal sight!"
Martha: "Yes, yes..." -to Azura- "Uh, yeah... Someone has to enforce a bit of order here"
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Koyanskaya: "...So you can tell I want to make my own desolate little space, huh? I should have exected it from you. Oh well, you're still right. We have no reason to be enemies now that you stopped being human.

So for now let's keep using each other to concrete what we want~"
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Drake: "Guess that's how it huh? Now I'm kinda jealous of not having that idea"
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Sakura: "Took you long enough to notice" -lighning shot!-
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Mash: "I'm gonna assume they have a lot of your... Form of being yourself"

Azura: "Perhaps..."
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-FOOOOOD-
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Palu:
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Sothis: -holding a laugh-

Mata Hari: "Why not go take a look now?"
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-Until it's finished!-
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Kama: "You're telling me it isn't weird an Evil of Humanity like him is content being a fluffy tiny animal?"
Merlin: "You enjoy being a housewife for Palutena, so what's the difference"
Kama: "Who you call a housewife?!"
Merlin: "Then what are you?"
Kama: "I... Uh..." Durn, I didn't think what to call our relationship.
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Kama: "...Who dat?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mata Hari: "Why not go take a look now?"
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-Until it's finished!-
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Kama: "You're telling me it isn't weird an Evil of Humanity like him is content being a fluffy tiny animal?"
Merlin: "You enjoy being a housewife for Palutena, so what's the difference"
Kama: "Who you call a housewife?!"
Merlin: "Then what are you?"
Kama: "I... Uh..." Durn, I didn't think what to call our relationship.
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Kama: "...Who dat?"

Azura: "I don't see why not."
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-FOOD GOOD-
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Palu:
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Sothis: "I am Sothis. If I recall, your former Master nearly killed my host before I took over for a time."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

King Knight: "They're just awed at my talent, little one" -pats before stomping Scáthach's deck a third time-
Scáthach: ".........................."
Cú: Did this guy really ban a game he's actually good at?!
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-Indeed, which she started to do!-
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-Peridot, Lapis...-
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-Maybe any of those, hmmm....-

...Dude, seriously, why the hell did you ban this game?!

(...I don't know if I'd call that "awed"...)
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-Sakura's sowing up the shirt for Rin, while Rin herself starts running a bath!-
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Steven: "Peridot, Lapis, Ruby, Altera...And that's not even mentioning the other friends I've made in my own home town."
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(...I think I have an idea!) Say, what other hobbies do you two have?

Shez: "Well said. For a moment, I actually wanted to kill this gal for wiping out the whole squad I was a part of. Then I was basically adopted by her dad."
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-good for her, I suppose-

Marco: "...That's, uhh, pretty dark. But I guess it's nothing out of the ordinary for a mercenary life...."
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(Bad puns aside, yeah, all of Chaldea really needs a vacation right now...)

Azura: "Come to think of it, I have an idea for another rivalry. Martha, you've grown to have quite the... reputation, haven't you?"

Palutena: "You mean how she beats people up?"
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Dr. Coyle: "I can make an educated guess, given that I know your true goals." This android shell is a most fortunate coincidence. "But for as long as you shall need my resources, they shall be yours to command, even after I fully break into the Grid.

A genius like me can notice we're able to help each other and since neither of our objectives clash, it would be pointless for us to be enemies."

-there's neither loyalty nor friendship, only pragmatism and a high sense of trust; the only reason Coyle lets Koyanskaya manage everything is because she's more than okay with staying on the sidelines to research......and her poor social skills :V-
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Link: "They either cause the bomb to blow up immediately or make it useless. It's why my bomb arrows are specially crafted to be, well, bomb arrows. Unlike a certain someone who stuck an actual bomb to an arrow and called it a day."
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-growing sounds of discomfort from Moonjumper?- :V
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Morbius WISHES he was as successful as me!

King Knight: "Good, then this meeting can truly begin now that I'm blessing you all with my royal sight!"
Martha: "Yes, yes..." -to Azura- "Uh, yeah... Someone has to enforce a bit of order here"
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Koyanskaya: "...So you can tell I want to make my own desolate little space, huh? I should have exected it from you. Oh well, you're still right. We have no reason to be enemies now that you stopped being human.

So for now let's keep using each other to concrete what we want~"
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Drake: "Guess that's how it huh? Now I'm kinda jealous of not having that idea"
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Sakura: "Took you long enough to notice" -lighning shot!-
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Mash: "I'm gonna assume they have a lot of your... Form of being yourself"

...I suppose? Do you have an idea, Azura?

(She's not thinking of staging a fight between her and King Knight, is she...?)
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-And that's not to mention how Rita Repulsa is fully on their side as well-
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Tetra: "Who says we can't make our own bomb arrows? Certainly not any marine laws that pirates follow!"
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-He's grunting in pain, trying to withstand the magic weakening effect of the song, but is ultimately unable to teleport in time again, getting struck by Sakura's lightning as a result-

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in other words, i don't think most of Chaldea is interested in seeing your own movie adaptations.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

King Knight: "Good, then this meeting can truly begin now that I'm blessing you all with my royal sight!"
Martha: "Yes, yes..." -to Azura- "Uh, yeah... Someone has to enforce a bit of order here"
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Koyanskaya: "...So you can tell I want to make my own desolate little space, huh? I should have exected it from you. Oh well, you're still right. We have no reason to be enemies now that you stopped being human.

So for now let's keep using each other to concrete what we want~"
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Drake: "Guess that's how it huh? Now I'm kinda jealous of not having that idea"
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Sakura: "Took you long enough to notice" -lighning shot!-
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Mash: "I'm gonna assume they have a lot of your... Form of being yourself"

...I suppose? Do you have an idea, Azura?

(She's not thinking of staging a fight between her and King Knight, is she...?)
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-And that's not to mention how Rita Repulsa is fully on their side as well-
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Tetra: "Who says we can't make our own bomb arrows? Certainly not any marine laws that pirates follow!"
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-He's grunting in pain, trying to withstand the magic weakening effect of the song, but is ultimately unable to teleport in time again, getting struck by Sakura's lightning as a result-

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in other words, i don't think most of Chaldea is interested in seeing your own movie adaptations.

Azura: "Perhaps she could pick some of the people who annoys her the most and spar with them to let off some steam."
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Dr. Coyle: "We should probably go see our the third part of our alliance is doing."
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Link: "You should try it sometimes. Big boom feels good."
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Byleth: "Using song to weaken foes... Unorthodox, but nonetheless effective."
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They're totally great! >:v

Marco: "...That's, uhh, pretty dark. But I guess it's nothing out of the ordinary for a mercenary life...."
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(Bad puns aside, yeah, all of Chaldea really needs a vacation right now...)

Byleth: "It wasn't very glamorous, but we wouldn't be as capable as we are now without it."
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Ruby: "More than just a silly day off... we need many days off!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Byleth: "It wasn't very glamorous, but we wouldn't be as capable as we are now without it."
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Ruby: "More than just a silly day off... we need many days off!"

Star: "It taught you practically everything you two know how to do now..."
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(We've mostly had a few days off at best more recently...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "It taught you practically everything you two know how to do now..."
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(We've mostly had a few days off at best more recently...)

Shez: "Or at the very least how to learn quickly and adapt."

Byleth: "Just like how you may learn from your own conflicts, Star."
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Weiss: "I hope we can have a true vacation some day..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: "Or at the very least how to learn quickly and adapt."

Byleth: "Just like how you may learn from your own conflicts, Star."
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Weiss: "I hope we can have a true vacation some day..."

Star: "Well...I know I've learned some valuable lessons from my most reason conflict with Toffee, and all..."
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(I think everyone does...)

-Weiss internally excited since she's at least got one planned for when the universe is safe again?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Well...I know I've learned some valuable lessons from my most reason conflict with Toffee, and all..."
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(I think everyone does...)

-Weiss internally excited since she's at least got one planned for when the universe is safe again?-

Byleth: "So have I. I learned that I should stop putting my life on the line if there are other options. Were it not for Sothis..."
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-SHE ABSOLUTELY IS-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Byleth: "So have I. I learned that I should stop putting my life on the line if there are other options. Were it not for Sothis..."
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-SHE ABSOLUTELY IS-

Star: "...Yeah, recklessly running into fights isn't exactly the smartest option..." (I've learned that the hard way...)
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-Current thoughts?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "...Yeah, recklessly running into fights isn't exactly the smartest option..." (I've learned that the hard way...)
___

-Current thoughts?-

Byleth: "To think, that is how we first started talking... and yet, even after all that time, I still did it again..."

-Marco confused?-
---
Weiss: Once this Alliance is dealt with, we gotta go to Alola!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Byleth: "To think, that is how we first started talking... and yet, even after all that time, I still did it again..."

-Marco confused?-
---
Weiss: Once this Alliance is dealt with, we gotta go to Alola!

Marco: "Wait, how exactly did you and Sothis first figure out you could talk to each other?"

-He remembers them telling him that their hearts are literally joined, but there's a lot about their story that he still doesn't know-

___

-It's been way too long since Chaldea as a whole has had a real break or vacation, and at this point, and they more than need it...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marco: "Wait, how exactly did you and Sothis first figure out you could talk to each other?"

-He remembers them telling him that their hearts are literally joined, but there's a lot about their story that he still doesn't know-

___

-It's been way too long since Chaldea as a whole has had a real break or vacation, and at this point, and they more than need it...-

Byleth: "By taking an axe to the back, back when we met the students."

Shez: "You... dodged that axe... almost as if you... Oooooooooh. That makes sense!"
---
-she can't wait to organize it-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Byleth: "By taking an axe to the back, back when we met the students."

Shez: "You... dodged that axe... almost as if you... Oooooooooh. That makes sense!"
---
-she can't wait to organize it-

Marco: "...Wait, did you literally die and have to be brought to life?!" -Would be even more shocked had he not yet known how Byleth and Sothis were connected to begin with-
___

-Have she or Qrow gotten the information to the Rulers yet?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marco: "...Wait, did you literally die and have to be brought to life?!" -Would be even more shocked had he not yet known how Byleth and Sothis were connected to begin with-
___

-Have she or Qrow gotten the information to the Rulers yet?-

Byleth: "You could say that."
---
-they most likely have by now-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Byleth: "You could say that."
---
-they most likely have by now-

Marco: "Could? Okay, so did you survive? Did Sothis wake up or something in time to see the axe and help you dodge it...?"

Star: "Calm down, Marco..."
___

-There should probably be a segment about that now that I think about it again lol-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marco: "Could? Okay, so did you survive? Did Sothis wake up or something in time to see the axe and help you dodge it...?"

Star: "Calm down, Marco..."
___

-There should probably be a segment about that now that I think about it again lol-

Byleth: "I can't just reveal every trick in my book, can I? Otherwise it would be too easy to counter me."
---
-probably-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Azura: "I don't see why not."
---
-FOOD GOOD-
---
Palu:
---
Sothis: "I am Sothis. If I recall, your former Master nearly killed my host before I took over for a time."

-And thus they go to the Literature Club!-
---
-They both be like "aaaah~" rubbing their full tummies-
---
Kama: "Well, I am... Uuuuhh..."
---
Kama: "...Former Master?" -knows well she means Toffee, but must act like she not know after all-

...Dude, seriously, why the hell did you ban this game?!

(...I don't know if I'd call that "awed"...)
___

-Sakura's sowing up the shirt for Rin, while Rin herself starts running a bath!-
___

Steven: "Peridot, Lapis, Ruby, Altera...And that's not even mentioning the other friends I've made in my own home town."
___

(...I think I have an idea!) Say, what other hobbies do you two have?

King Knight: "I don't understand you comprehend my reasoning"
Cú: "Come on, this has to be just some insane luck streak!" -sees Gil passing by- "You!"
Gil: "Hm? Oh if it isn't spear-shouting guy"
Cú: "You've played Joustus, right?"
Gil: "Sure did! Abigail introduced it to us!"
Cú: "Come beat this guy!" -usually anyone would think Cú is whack for asking a kid to beat an adult... Except this is Gilgamesh, so it's fair-
Gil: "...Oh, it's the buffoon that calls himself a king"
King Knight: "I am after all!"
---
-Indeed, feeling finally relaxed-
---
Gai: "You even got one of those Decepticon guys to join you!"
---
Aya: "Uh? Well, I do have a pet rabbit"
Nitocris: "I must look over my familiars...!

...I suppose? Do you have an idea, Azura?

(She's not thinking of staging a fight between her and King Knight, is she...?)
___

-And that's not to mention how Rita Repulsa is fully on their side as well-
___

Tetra: "Who says we can't make our own bomb arrows? Certainly not any marine laws that pirates follow!"
___

-He's grunting in pain, trying to withstand the magic weakening effect of the song, but is ultimately unable to teleport in time again, getting struck by Sakura's lightning as a result-

___

in other words, i don't think most of Chaldea is interested in seeing your own movie adaptations.

Azura: "Perhaps she could pick some of the people who annoys her the most and spar with them to let off some steam."
---
Dr. Coyle: "We should probably go see our the third part of our alliance is doing."
---
Link: "You should try it sometimes. Big boom feels good."
---
Byleth: "Using song to weaken foes... Unorthodox, but nonetheless effective."
---
They're totally great! >:v

Martha: ".............Please no. I know who you mean, snd she would likely..." Ugh, she would legit piss me off so much no matter what! I sometimes wonder why we allow her to roam these halls! That despicable... *****!! She's making me think of such foul-language!
---
Koyanskaya: "Yep, on to that now~!"
---
Drake: "I can't use the bow or crossbow. You could ask some of the archer guys that actually use those though"
---
Sakura: "Well done! Go everyone!"
-Shirou threw Kanshou & Bakuya at him!-
---
Monika: "I'll believe that when I see them"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And thus they go to the Literature Club!-
---
-They both be like "aaaah~" rubbing their full tummies-
---
Kama: "Well, I am... Uuuuhh..."
---
Kama: "...Former Master?" -knows well she means Toffee, but must act like she not know after all-

-DDLC MUSIC-
---
Shez: "Now that was a meal."
---
-yeee?-
---
Sothis: "Oh right... You don't remember... Even less reason to lash out any anger I may have about the event on you."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

King Knight: "I don't understand you comprehend my reasoning"
Cú: "Come on, this has to be just some insane luck streak!" -sees Gil passing by- "You!"
Gil: "Hm? Oh if it isn't spear-shouting guy"
Cú: "You've played Joustus, right?"
Gil: "Sure did! Abigail introduced it to us!"
Cú: "Come beat this guy!" -usually anyone would think Cú is whack for asking a kid to beat an adult... Except this is Gilgamesh, so it's fair-
Gil: "...Oh, it's the buffoon that calls himself a king"
King Knight: "I am after all!"
---
-Indeed, feeling finally relaxed-
---
Gai: "You even got one of those Decepticon guys to join you!"
---
Aya: "Uh? Well, I do have a pet rabbit"
Nitocris: "I must look over my familiars...!

...Okay, if Gil somehow can't beat this guy, then something's up.
___

-Soaking in a warm bubble bath...-
___

Steven: "...I did, didn't I?" -Even if Breakdown didn't want anything to do with the Stunticons anymore, he's still surprised he successfully managed to convince him to defect and stand up for himself-
___

So you both...t-technically have pets!

Byleth: "I can't just reveal every trick in my book, can I? Otherwise it would be too easy to counter me."
---
-probably-

Marco: "..." -Sighs in defeat- "Fair enough..."
___

-Should I leave that to you and Digi?-

Azura: "Perhaps she could pick some of the people who annoys her the most and spar with them to let off some steam."
---
Dr. Coyle: "We should probably go see our the third part of our alliance is doing."
---
Link: "You should try it sometimes. Big boom feels good."
---
Byleth: "Using song to weaken foes... Unorthodox, but nonetheless effective."
---
They're totally great! >:v

Martha: ".............Please no. I know who you mean, snd she would likely..." Ugh, she would legit piss me off so much no matter what! I sometimes wonder why we allow her to roam these halls! That despicable... *****!! She's making me think of such foul-language!
---
Koyanskaya: "Yep, on to that now~!"
---
Drake: "I can't use the bow or crossbow. You could ask some of the archer guys that actually use those though"
---
Sakura: "Well done! Go everyone!"
-Shirou threw Kanshou & Bakuya at him!-
---
Monika: "I'll believe that when I see them"

...Th-This already sounds like a b-bad idea...
___

-How is Rita doing?-
___

Tetra: "We'll take that into consideration."

TLink: "To be fair, I don't think most of the Archers have much of a need the extra firepower..." -Thinking of the likes of Atalanta, Robin Hood and Rin in particular, essentially those who use actual arrows, but far from ordinary ones-
___

AN INGENIOUS AND UNEXPECTED TACTIC! NYEH HEH HEH!

-Winter froze the Moonjumper, further slowing him down!-

-Shirou's attack badly injures him, and doesn't even shatter the ice!-
___

Peridot: "Likewise, Monika."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-DDLC MUSIC-
---
Shez: "Now that was a meal."
---
-yeee?-
---
Sothis: "Oh right... You don't remember... Even less reason to lash out any anger I may have about the event on you."

Monika: "Scary stories? That's what you want?"
---
Musashi: "The cooks here are all splendid~!"
EMIYA: "And good thing you're not overwhelming"
---
Kama: "..." What are we?
---
Kama: "...I don't understand"
Kiara: You're lucky she's believing that...
Kama: Hush.

...Okay, if Gil somehow can't beat this guy, then something's up.
___

-Soaking in a warm bubble bath...-
___

Steven: "...I did, didn't I?" -Even if Breakdown didn't want anything to do with the Stunticons anymore, he's still surprised he successfully managed to convince him to defect and stand up for himself-
___

So you both...t-technically have pets!

Gil: "...Woah, you had really bad luck, huh? I don't see why I should do it"
Cú: "...We'd give you candy?"
---
Rin: "Aaaaah~ This is life...~"
---
Gai: "See? You've done plenty for many already!"
---
Nitocris: "...Pets?"
Aya: "Well, I do at least"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Martha: ".............Please no. I know who you mean, snd she would likely..." Ugh, she would legit piss me off so much no matter what! I sometimes wonder why we allow her to roam these halls! That despicable... *****!! She's making me think of such foul-language!
---
Koyanskaya: "Yep, on to that now~!"
---
Drake: "I can't use the bow or crossbow. You could ask some of the archer guys that actually use those though"
---
Sakura: "Well done! Go everyone!"
-Shirou threw Kanshou & Bakuya at him!-
---
Monika: "I'll believe that when I see them"

...Th-This already sounds like a b-bad idea...
___

-How is Rita doing?-
___

Tetra: "We'll take that into consideration."

TLink: "To be fair, I don't think most of the Archers have much of a need the extra firepower..." -Thinking of the likes of Atalanta, Robin Hood and Rin in particular, essentially those who use actual arrows, but far from ordinary ones-
___

AN INGENIOUS AND UNEXPECTED TACTIC! NYEH HEH HEH!

-Winter froze the Moonjumper, further slowing him down!-

-Shirou's attack badly injures him, and doesn't even shatter the ice!-
___

Peridot: "Likewise, Monika."

Byleth: "Who are we talking about, exactly?"
---
-well, they're going back to base to find out-

-meanwhile, how Diend?-
---
Wolf: "We Heroes of Hyrule tend to be less powerful but more versatile. I wasn't surprised to find out more specialized Archers are stronger at range."

Link: "Same, honestly."
---

Here it comes!

Wipe out enemies standing in your way with Shez’s Warrior attack! #FireEmblem pic.twitter.com/cd6QK6soE3

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) May 12, 2022

---
Lemme go find them then!

Marco: "..." -Sighs in defeat- "Fair enough..."
___

-Should I leave that to you and Digi?-

Byleth: "That's another good lesson to have, Star. If you have a trump card, it's best to make sure people know as little as possible about it, so you can catch people off-guard and make it even more effective."
---
-maybe, I guess-

Monika: "Scary stories? That's what you want?"
---
Musashi: "The cooks here are all splendid~!"
EMIYA: "And good thing you're not overwhelming"
---
Kama: "..." What are we?
---
Kama: "...I don't understand"
Kiara: You're lucky she's believing that...
Kama: Hush.

Azura: "Why not?"
---
Shez: "If we want more, I'd be happy to cook it myself."
---
Palu: What do you think we are?
---
-Sothis actually doesn't believe any of that because Viridi may have vented her furstrations about the whole "keep Kama" thing to an old friend, she's just playing along to see how good of a liar Kama is-

Sothis: "Were you never told of Toffee? That would be a surprise, given how infamous he is."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Gil: "...Woah, you had really bad luck, huh? I don't see why I should do it"
Cú: "...We'd give you candy?"
---
Rin: "Aaaaah~ This is life...~"
---
Gai: "See? You've done plenty for many already!"
---
Nitocris: "...Pets?"
Aya: "Well, I do at least"

Bragging rights for getting a good luck streak over three others? (Starting to doubt it was luck, admittedly...)
___

-It's really a good way to wash up and unwind after the unexpected meteor debris defense made their trip to space a bit mores stressful than they planned-
___

Steven: "I guess I have..."
___

...W-Well, maybe sphinxes don't count. B-But you both have animal-like companions!

Byleth: "That's another good lesson to have, Star. If you have a trump card, it's best to make sure people know as little as possible about it, so you can catch people off-guard and make it even more effective."
---
-maybe, I guess-

Star: "....Hmm, well, I do certainly have a few aces up my sleeve...By which I mean really strong spells, but you get the idea."
___

-Otherwise maybe it can just be brought up among the other meeting stuff later-

-Either way, though, I'm kinda running out of ideas for this one-

 

[Digital Hazard]

...Th-This already sounds like a b-bad idea...
___

-How is Rita doing?-
___

Tetra: "We'll take that into consideration."

TLink: "To be fair, I don't think most of the Archers have much of a need the extra firepower..." -Thinking of the likes of Atalanta, Robin Hood and Rin in particular, essentially those who use actual arrows, but far from ordinary ones-
___

AN INGENIOUS AND UNEXPECTED TACTIC! NYEH HEH HEH!

-Winter froze the Moonjumper, further slowing him down!-

-Shirou's attack badly injures him, and doesn't even shatter the ice!-
___

Peridot: "Likewise, Monika."

Byleth: "Who are we talking about, exactly?"
---
-well, they're going back to base to find out-

-meanwhile, how Diend?-
---
Wolf: "We Heroes of Hyrule tend to be less powerful but more versatile. I wasn't surprised to find out more specialized Archers are stronger at range."

Link: "Same, honestly."
---

Here it comes!

Wipe out enemies standing in your way with Shez’s Warrior attack! #FireEmblem pic.twitter.com/cd6QK6soE3

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) May 12, 2022

---
Lemme go find them then!

Martha: "L-Let's carry on with the meeting! Maybe we have enough!"
---
-Rita is waiting for their return-

-As for Diend, he and Stacaesar are currently hiding in a world of large mushrooms-
---
Marvelous: "Not bad, you are pretty adept. You could have done wonders in my crew. But I kid about considering that"

Drake: "Aw, he's trying to come as edgy"
---
-Of course, Atalanta and Rin shot as they usually do!-
---
Monika: "Oh, I wasn't serious"
Mash: "Well, Steven couldn't watch..."

Azura: "Why not?"
---
Shez: "If we want more, I'd be happy to cook it myself."
---
Palu: What do you think we are?
---
-Sothis actually doesn't believe any of that because Viridi may have vented her furstrations about the whole "keep Kama" thing to an old friend, she's just playing along to see how good of a liar Kama is-

Sothis: "Were you never told of Toffee? That would be a surprise, given how infamous he is."

Monika: "That's... Not my thing..."
Medusa: "I do read one or two ocassionally"
---
Musashi: "And I already said I'd love to taste"
---
Kama: "Well, we are... Er... W-We..."
---
-How nice of her- :V

Kama: "I may have heard the name in passing, but just that"

Bragging rights for getting a good luck streak over three others? (Starting to doubt it was luck, admittedly...)
___

-It's really a good way to wash up and unwind after the unexpected meteor debris defense made their trip to space a bit mores stressful than they planned-
___

Steven: "I guess I have..."
___

...W-Well, maybe sphinxes don't count. B-But you both have animal-like companions!

Gil: "...That's not enough for me..."
Scáthach: "...Do it. We can't let him get away with this!"
Gil: "Okay, for you to beg, it must mean something. Give me a moment" -pulls out a Joustus deck he was saving in his vault and plays- "I hope I'm not too much for you, Mister fake King!"
King Knight: "I'll ignore that last because of your age, I'm sure you'll know better when grown"
Gil: "Sure, sure"
-5 minutes later-

Gil: "...............What?"
---
Rin: ...I don't think I impressed those kids the way I wanted, huh?
---
Gai: "Precisely! You know it!"
---
Aya: "...I guess we do in that regard?"
Nitocris: "Hmmm..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Gil: "...That's not enough for me..."
Scáthach: "...Do it. We can't let him get away with this!"
Gil: "Okay, for you to beg, it must mean something. Give me a moment" -pulls out a Joustus deck he was saving in his vault and plays- "I hope I'm not too much for you, Mister fake King!"
King Knight: "I'll ignore that last because of your age, I'm sure you'll know better when grown"
Gil: "Sure, sure"
-5 minutes later-

Gil: "...............What?"
---
Rin: ...I don't I impressed those kids the way I wanted, huh?
---
Gai: "Precisely! You know it!"
---
Aya: "...I guess we do in that regard?"
Nitocris: "Hmmm..."

...

-Undyne.exe has stopped working-
___

-Well, she still obliterated the largest meteor into they could find into countless fragments with one shot. Even after they had to deal with some of debris themselves, both Carbunkle brothers still clearly expressed amazement at her power and her accomplishment-
___

Steven: "I haven't been able help everyone that I've tried to...But I guess I've also helped a lot more people than I realized before."
___

Specifically a rabbit, and some sphinxes!

Byleth: "Who are we talking about, exactly?"
---
-well, they're going back to base to find out-

-meanwhile, how Diend?-
---
Wolf: "We Heroes of Hyrule tend to be less powerful but more versatile. I wasn't surprised to find out more specialized Archers are stronger at range."

Link: "Same, honestly."
---

Here it comes!

Wipe out enemies standing in your way with Shez’s Warrior attack! #FireEmblem pic.twitter.com/cd6QK6soE3

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) May 12, 2022

---
Lemme go find them then!

Martha: "L-Let's carry on with the meeting! Maybe we have enough!"
---
-Rita is waiting for their return-

-As for Diend, he and Stacaesar are currently hiding in a world of large mushrooms-
---
Marvelous: "Not bad, you are pretty adept. You could have done wonders in my crew. But I kid about considering that"

Drake: "Aw, he's trying to come as edgy"
---
-Of course, Atalanta and Rin shot as they usually do!-
---
Monika: "Oh, I wasn't serious"
Mash: "Well, Steven couldn't watch..."

..Oh, you can't be serious. Azura, are you seriously referring to Juri?
___

-Will they discuss the successful capture of the case upon their return?-

-Furthermore, does Rita have anything new of her own to report?-

-And finally...is said world the Mushroom Kingdom?- :V
___

TLink: "Same ole' Marvelous!"

Tetra: "Sounds exactly like how Link described them...Hyrule or lands related to it seem to be consistently home to some extremely strong types of arrows, many of which carry magical enchantments for those same elements such as fire and ice, so I'm curious what these Archers themselves are capable of."

___

-The dark attack injures the Moonjumper even more badly, while sheer force of the arrows shatters the ice surrounding the Moonjumper and inflicts even worse injuries upon him-

-Undyne sent a massive array of water spear constructs at him-

-Alphys opened fire with a blue laser from her laser gun-

-Patxi rams him head on with Take Down-
___

Peridot: "Oh...Sorry, I thought I was going along with a good sarcasm train there."

Steven: "I've watched some darker movies before...Mostly movies from the 60s to 80s that my dad has VHS tapes of."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "....Hmm, well, I do certainly have a few aces up my sleeve...By which I mean really strong spells, but you get the idea."
___

-Otherwise maybe it can just be brought up among the other meeting stuff later-

-Either way, though, I'm kinda running out of ideas for this one-

Byleth: "I would say your magic is creative enough that it already catches people off-guard. Look at how you managed to have an advantage on Shez."
---
-same-

Monika: "That's... Not my thing..."
Medusa: "I do readone or two ocassionally"
---
Musashi: "And I already said I'd love to taste"
---
Kama: "Well, we are... Er... W-We..."
---
-How nice of her- :V

Kama: "I may have heard the name in passing, but just that"

Azura: "Oh that's great, Medusa. What do you recommend?"
---
Shez: "And as I said, my best meals take time."
---
Palu: "Yes?"
---
Sothis: "And how have you been treated?"

Martha: "L-Let's carry on with the meeting! Maybe we have enough!"
---
-Rita is waiting for their return-

-As for Diend, he and Stacaesar are currently hiding in a world of large mushrooms-
---
Marvelous: "Not bad, you are pretty adept. You could have done wonders in my crew. But I kid about considering that"

Drake: "Aw, he's trying to come as edgy"
---
-Of course, Atalanta and Rin shot as they usually do!-
---
Monika: "Oh, I wasn't serious"
Mash: "Well, Steven couldn't watch..."

..Oh, you can't be serious. Azura, are you seriously referring to Juri?
___

-Will they discuss the successful capture of the case upon their return?-

-Furthermore, does Rita have anything new of her own to report?-

-And finally...is said world the Mushroom Kingdom?- :V
___

TLink: "Same ole' Marvelous!"

Tetra: "Sounds exactly like how Link described them...Hyrule or lands related to it seem to be consistently home to some extremely strong types of arrows, many of which carry magical enchantments for those same elements such as fire and ice, so I'm curious what these Archers themselves are capable of."

___

-The dark attack injures the Moonjumper even more badly, while sheer force of the arrows shatters the ice surrounding the Moonjumper and inflicts even worse injuries upon him-

-Undyne sent a massive array of water spear constructs at him-

-Alphys opened fire with a blue laser from her laser gun-

-Patxi rams him head on with Take Down-
___

Peridot: "Oh...Sorry, I thought I was going along with a good sarcasm train there."

Steven: "I've watched some darker movies before...Mostly movies from the 60s to 80s that my dad has VHS tapes of."

Azura: "Keeping her on the benches will just make things worse. That girl lives to fight, after all."

-and what Martha doesn't know is that Juri has a genuine respect for Martha due to being such a fun opponent... she just wishes that it could be easier to have regular spars because constantly bugging her is starting to get boring-
---
Dr. Coyle: "We have iiiiiit~!" -holding the case-

-didn't know Diend was voice by Chris Pratt- :V
---
Wolf: "And failing."
---
-Weiss sent the Arma Gigas to deal a few more final slashes at the Moonjumper-

-Azura sent a torrent of water with her magecraft-

-as for Byleth...-

-yeah, that-
---
Seriously though, they aren't for kids, kiddo.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Byleth: "I would say your magic is creative enough that it already catches people off-guard. Look at how you managed to have an advantage on Shez."
---
-same-

Star: "...Huh, I guess I never thought about it that way..."

___

-So RWBY and the doggos simply take the day to relax-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "...Huh, I guess I never thought about it that way..."

___

-So RWBY and the doggos simply take the day to relax-

Byleth: "So no matter what, keep that imagination of yours. It might be your most powerful trait."
---
-hell yeah-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Byleth: "So no matter what, keep that imagination of yours. It might be your most powerful trait."
---
-hell yeah-

Star: "You really think so...?"

Marco: "I think I can agree with that."
___

-Meanwhile, how's Revali doing?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "You really think so...?"

Marco: "I think I can agree with that."
___

-Meanwhile, how's Revali doing?-

Shez: "Same here, honestly."
---
-he's probably training to stay the self-proclaimed best archer-