The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
-a fair assumption to make...--The detective does, along with a few employees, but most of their efforts are in vain, as they have no idea what to do or if they can even leave the building now, most no longer considering the inheritance important-
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-Sprig makes an overly happy smiling and innocent expression with shiny eyes asking if he looks like someone who would sabotage the trip like that. Polly squints her eyes while looking at him before bluntly answering "Yes", only for Sprig to throw some chum at her face, then hops off while yelling "Chum bomb!"-
-What follows is a montage of Sprig trying to sabotage the trip, first trying to put a spicy pepper in Sylvia's sandwich, but she only ends up breathing fire as a result and even enjoys the addition of it. Said fire breath also hits Sprig and leaves him cartoonishly scorched. Secondly, he places a centipede in her hair when she's not looking, but she's annoyed at worst and easily gets rid of it by quickly throwing her hair tie off, which lets her silver hair loose and flowing. Hop Pop is enamored by the sight, and even Sprig seems to think her hair looks pretty, though he quickly goes back to being frustrated that the plan failed. Finally, he attempts to make Sylvia trip with a bucket of water, but Hop Pop easily catches her in a romantic manner, resulting in Sylvia hugging him in gratitude afterwards and Hop Pop hugging her back-
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Weiss: "He's just making them grow closer."