Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: "None of this changes the fact that we should take her in for questioning!"

Moon: "Despite the fact that she's been accused of no wrong?"

Rhombulus: "...Uhh, well..."
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Moon: -Sigh- "I sincerely hope not, if at least for Star's sake. The poor girl's been through too much already..."

-that just means she's good at escaping guilt!-
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Zelda: "But either way, I suppose the only way I can learn about monsters is to face them head-on."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Shez: "Relax, girl, we're just chatting. Well, I am, at least. Can't really guess what this one has in mind."
---
Sakura: "I really really will!"
---
Azura: "If it means Kamui is freed, I am willing to pay the price."
---
-how Liz?-

Orion: "....Nothing?"
Artemis: -Judging stare-
---
Medusa: As cute as the other Sakura.
---
Shirou: "Good, we share that mentality"
---
-She groans and tries to play, but is frustrated by this turn of events-

-Peridot ordered a cheeseburger, while Lapis is still wondering what to order-
___

-Sure enough, there's some new music videos by the band on their VEVO channel-
___

-There's a lot of clothes that look modern, and some with a retro-futuristic look-
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-She could ask later on?-

-There's an entire dumpster that's been turned over nearby, plus some destroyed tables and seating-

-Whike Monika got a salad-
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Lily: "Oh, they have done new songs!"
---
Rin: They look a little weird.
---
-Maybe, but much later-

Luka: "Oh, we are close~"

Ralsei: "That's because it wasn't. They just needed time to learn to do the right thing!"

Susie: "...Didn't have a good parent in your life, huh?"
___

-He's very irritating...though Koyanskaya, at the very least, can get the impression that he might be smarter than he's letting on-

-However, the intelligence is also likely being held back by his clear insanity-
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Specter: "Are you okay, Abigail?"
___

Thank you! I-I still can't believe how similar you two look...

Byleth: "If you ever need to talk about it in a private setting, I'll be there to listen to you."
---
-Coyle would get it too if it wasn't for her own ego :V-
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Kanna: "You can say it, Abby-chan."
---
"Lindy": "Shocking, right?"

Phosphy: "You two could just swap each other and no one would notice."

"Lindy": Is she on to us or just accidentally spoiling it?

Charlotte: "Well, you did change for the better!"

Fate: "T-Thank you..." -Rin and Weiss remembered they were told Fate's backstory of her being a clone who her creator used in an attempt to revive her daughter-
---
-At least it makes them easier to keep on check, she thinks-
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Abby: "No, don't worry of it!"

Illya: "That makes us worry more..."
---
"Palutena": "Wonderful coincidences~" Maybe teasing if the latter?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Orion: "....Nothing?"
Artemis: -Judging stare-
---
Medusa: As cute as the other Sakura.
---
Shirou: "Good, we share that mentality"
---
-She groans and tries to play, but is frustrated by this turn of events-

Shez: "Name's Shez, by the way."
---
-actually cuter, but Medusa is biased :V-
---
Azura: "Don't you have children to rase?"
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Pit: "You okay?"

(Arcueid update when? :V)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Whike Monika got a salad-
---
Lily: "Oh, they have done new songs!"
---
Rin: They look a little weird.
---
-Maybe, but much later-

Luka: "Oh, we are close~"

Lapis: "I wonder what I should order..."
___

Star: "And the channel's uploaded some official music videos for some of their older ones, too!"
___

-But plenty instead look stylish-
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Steven: "I wonder what this one looks like. Most of them aren't quite the same..."

Amethyst: "Except for most corrupted Quartz soldiers..."

-that just means she's good at escaping guilt!-
---
Zelda: "But either way, I suppose the only way I can learn about monsters is to face them head-on."

Rhombulus: "That just means she's better at avoiding guilt and capture!"

Hekapoo: "We still know nothing else about her..."

Moon: "Hence why we can't bring her in for questioning. We don't know anything else about her."
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Moon: "You'd be among the few here in recent years to study them. Are you certain you wish to conduct research on the subject?"

Byleth: "If you ever need to talk about it in a private setting, I'll be there to listen to you."
---
-Coyle would get it too if it wasn't for her own ego :V-
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Kanna: "You can say it, Abby-chan."
---
"Lindy": "Shocking, right?"

Phosphy: "You two could just swap each other and no one would notice."

"Lindy": Is she on to us or just accidentally spoiling it?

Charlotte: "Well, you did change for the better!"

Fate: "T-Thank you..." -Rin and Weiss remembered they were told Fate's backstory of her being a clone who her creator used in an attempt to revive her daughter-
---
-At least it makes them easier to keep on check, she thinks-
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Abby: "No, don't worry of it!"

Illya: "That makes us worry more..."
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"Palutena": "Wonderful coincidences~" Maybe teasing if the latter?

Susie: "We both had to. There was a lot at stake. And, yeah, maybe we were both kinda being huge jerks for no reason. Myself especially..."

-Would Winter have heard about it as well?-
___

-Plus Coyle doesn't know how to pick up social cues- :V

-Either way, the robot does look like it could be capable of combat with only a few repairs...-
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Specter: "She's...not wrong, Abby..."
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M-Maybe they've even swapped places before already without us ever realizing...

-She probably didn't figure it out, though she was at least smart enough to get the idea that they could almost effortlessly pull off a Twin Switch-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Charlotte: "Well, you did change for the better!"

Fate: "T-Thank you..." -Rin and Weiss remembered they were told Fate's backstory of her being a clone who her creator used in an attempt to revive her daughter-
---
-At least it makes them easier to keep on check, she thinks-
---
Abby: "No, don't worry of it!"

Illya: "That makes us worry more..."
---
"Palutena": "Wonderful coincidences~" Maybe teasing if the latter?

Susie: "We both had to. There was a lot at stake. And, yeah, maybe we were both kinda being huge jerks for no reason. Myself especially..."

-Would Winter have heard about it as well?-
___

-Plus Coyle doesn't know how to pick up social cues- :V

-Either way, the robot does look like it could be capable of combat with only a few repairs...-
___

Specter: "She's...not wrong, Abby..."
___

M-Maybe they've even swapped places before already without us ever realizing...

-She probably didn't figure it out, though she was at least smart enough to get the idea that they could almost effortlessly pull off a Twin Switch-

-most likely-

Byleth: "And I imagine you're much happier now?"
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Coyle: It doesn't even have extendable ARMS!
---
Kanna: "Please..."
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"Lindy": "Doesn't really matter if we did when we're both here, does it?"

Rhombulus: "That just means she's better at avoiding guilt and capture!"

Hekapoo: "We still know nothing else about her..."

Moon: "Hence why we can't bring her in for questioning. We don't know anything else about her."
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Moon: "You'd be among the few here in recent years to study them. Are you certain you wish to conduct research on the subject?"

-too late, their minds are set!-
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Zelda: "I'm not budging on this."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-too late, their minds are set!-
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Zelda: "I'm not budging on this."

Hekapoo: "She's a dark mage, we need to question her!"

Omnitraxus: "This is of utmost urgency, your majesty!"

Moon: "I can't believe I'm sasying this, but all three of you are truly overreacting..."
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Moon: "Very well, then...Just please be cautious. Mewni's wilderness can still be dangerous for even experienced explorers."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: "She's a dark mage, we need to question her!"

Omnitraxus: "This is of utmost urgency, your majesty!"

Moon: "I can't believe I'm sasying this, but all three of you are truly overreacting..."
___

Moon: "Very well, then...Just please be cautious. Mewni's wilderness can still be dangerous for even experienced explorers."

-they really are-
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Zelda: "I'll be fine."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-they really are-
---
Zelda: "I'll be fine."

Moon: "I don't have time for this. If you really want to some answers, go talk to her yourself. "
___

Moon: "...After hearing about how well you've fought in battle in both Hyrule, Remnant and Mewni, I have no reason to doubt your ability. Alright, best of luck on your journey, Princess Zelda. You're welcome here any time."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Moon: "I don't have time for this. If you really want to some answers, go talk to her yourself. "
___

Moon: "...After hearing about how well you've fought in battle in both Hyrule, Remnant and Mewni, I have no reason to doubt your ability. Alright, best of luck on your journey, Princess Zelda. You're welcome here any time."

-they go?-
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Zelda: "I'll keep that in mind."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-they go?-
---
Zelda: "I'll keep that in mind."

-The three members of the Magic High Commission looked at each other with concern, ultimately agreeing it was basically their only option-
___

Moon: "When do you plan on embarking on your expedition?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Shez: "Name's Shez, by the way."
---
-actually cuter, but Medusa is biased :V-
---
Azura: "Don't you have children to rase?"
---
Pit: "You okay?"

(Arcueid update when? :V)

Orion: "That's nice to-"
Artemis: -Glare-
Orion: "IIIIIII better get going!"
---
-Basically, yeah-
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Shirou: "I do, but I have already put thought in that case"
---
Elizabeth: "I'M FINE!" -upset-

(later :V)

Lapis: "I wonder what I should order..."
___

Star: "And the channel's uploaded some official music videos for some of their older ones, too!"
___

-But plenty instead look stylish-
___

Steven: "I wonder what this one looks like. Most of them aren't quite the same..."

Amethyst: "Except for most corrupted Quartz soldiers..."

Monika: "What you like to eat?"
---
Lily: "Oh, at last~!"
---
Rin: Some look good though!
---
Luka: "Whatever it'll look like, we'll deal with it"

Susie: "We both had to. There was a lot at stake. And, yeah, maybe we were both kinda being huge jerks for no reason. Myself especially..."

-Would Winter have heard about it as well?-
___

-Plus Coyle doesn't know how to pick up social cues- :V

-Either way, the robot does look like it could be capable of combat with only a few repairs...-
___

Specter: "She's...not wrong, Abby..."
___

M-Maybe they've even swapped places before already without us ever realizing...

-She probably didn't figure it out, though she was at least smart enough to get the idea that they could almost effortlessly pull off a Twin Switch-

-most likely-

Byleth: "And I imagine you're much happier now?"
---
Coyle: It doesn't even have extendable ARMS!
---
Kanna: "Please..."
---
"Lindy": "Doesn't really matter if we did when we're both here, does it?"

Charlotte: "And you've been good friends since, right?"
-Probably-
Fate: "I am, thanks to Nanoha"
---
Koyanskaya: Does it have nukes?
---
Abby: "...I wanted to paint..."
Oui: "...Oh"
---
"Palutena": "Seems like a fun idea for some day though~"
Chrono: Please no.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The three members of the Magic High Commission looked at each other with concern, ultimately agreeing it was basically their only option-
___

Moon: "When do you plan on embarking on your expedition?"

-and leave to look for her?-
---
Zelda: "In a few hours?"

Orion: "That's nice to-"
Artemis: -Glare-
Orion: "IIIIIII better get going!"
---
-Basically, yeah-
---
Shirou: "I do, but I have already put thought in that case"
---
Elizabeth: "I'M FINE!" -upset-

(later :V)

Shez: "...Okay?"
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Elise:
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Azura: "Who would raise them?"
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Pit: "...Okay then!" -he dum so he believes-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The three members of the Magic High Commission looked at each other with concern, ultimately agreeing it was basically their only option-
___

Moon: "When do you plan on embarking on your expedition?"

-and leave to look for her?-
---
Zelda: "In a few hours?"

Orion: "That's nice to-"
Artemis: -Glare-
Orion: "IIIIIII better get going!"
---
-Basically, yeah-
---
Shirou: "I do, but I have already put thought in that case"
---
Elizabeth: "I'M FINE!" -upset-

(later :V)

Shez: "...Okay?"
---
Elise:
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Azura: "Who would raise them?"
---
Pit: "...Okay then!" -he dum so he believes-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Monika: "What you like to eat?"
---
Lily: "Oh, at last~!"
---
Rin: Some look good though!
---
Luka: "Whatever it'll look like, we'll deal with it"

Lapis: "Well, I do like pastries a lot. They're the first type of food I ever had..."
___

Star: "This is perfect! Now some of our favorite songs have some of their own music videos to go with them! If only Marco were here, they're...his favorite band, too..."
___

-Like some clothes with checker board patterns, others with an almost metallic sheen, a few with striking colors...-
___

-I also forgot to reply to Pearl's thing, so Ahim would notice that Steven, Amethyst and Luka have left by now-

Steven: "Keeping it safe and everyone else in the town, too..."

-and leave to look for her?-
---
Zelda: "In a few hours?"

-Straight to the TSAB's ship-
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-And likely after a full night's rest as well-

-most likely-

Byleth: "And I imagine you're much happier now?"
---
Coyle: It doesn't even have extendable ARMS!
---
Kanna: "Please..."
---
"Lindy": "Doesn't really matter if we did when we're both here, does it?"

Charlotte: "And you've been good friends since, right?"
-Probably-
Fate: "I am, thanks to Nanoha"
---
Koyanskaya: Does it have nukes?
---
Abby: "...I wanted to paint..."
Oui: "...Oh"
---
"Palutena": "Seems like a fun idea for some day though~"
Chrono: Please no.

Susie: "Heh, he's one of my best buds now. I uh, actually really hope we get to see each other again soon..."

(...Having a good friend by your side always helps.) -Couldn't help but think of Patxi-
___

-At the very least, it has enough firepower to take on an entire army at on it's own-
___

Specter: "...Oh."
___

...I-I-I guess not?

-The twist is that they've already switched places temporarily, Chrono- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Charlotte: "And you've been good friends since, right?"
-Probably-
Fate: "I am, thanks to Nanoha"
---
Koyanskaya: Does it have nukes?
---
Abby: "...I wanted to paint..."
Oui: "...Oh"
---
"Palutena": "Seems like a fun idea for some day though~"
Chrono: Please no.

Susie: "Heh, he's one of my best buds now. I uh, actually really hope we get to see each other again soon..."

(...Having a good friend by your side always helps.) -Couldn't help but think of Patxi-
___

-At the very least, it has enough firepower to take on an entire army at on it's own-
___

Specter: "...Oh."
___

...I-I-I guess not?

-The twist is that they've already switched places temporarily, Chrono- :V

Byleth: "I'm glad to hear you don't have to go through that anymore. But still, if the trauma of your past creeps back up, it's always good to talk about it."
---
-which... isn't really needed when Koyansyaka, Coyle and Rita already have an actual army at their disposal and the Morphin Grid-

-but hey, more resources is more resources-
---
Kanna: "....What if I held your arm to guide you?" -really wants Abigail to be happy above all else right now-
---
"Lindy: "It'd be more fun to split up and blend in to each other's lives."

-which, to Chrono's dismay, they've already done witthout him knowing :V-

-Straight to the TSAB's ship-
___

-And likely after a full night's rest as well-

-finding her wasn't too hard; she's sharing drinks and chicken wings with Byleth-
---
-pretty much-

Zelda: "I might stay here for the night before venturing off."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-finding her wasn't too hard; she's sharing drinks and chicken wings with Byleth-
---
-pretty much-

Zelda: "I might stay here for the night before venturing off."

Rhombulus: "That's her, right?"

Hekapoo: "She's hanging out with Byleth, and we haven't seen her before. It's gotta be her."

Omnitraxus: "Then she's who we need to talk to!"
___

Moon: "I'll leave you to it, then. Oh, and erm, Eclipsa hasn't bothered you, has she?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rhombulus: "That's her, right?"

Hekapoo: "She's hanging out with Byleth, and we haven't seen her before. It's gotta be her."

Omnitraxus: "Then she's who we need to talk to!"
___

Moon: "I'll leave you to it, then. Oh, and erm, Eclipsa hasn't bothered you, has she?"

-actually talk or just put under arrest? :V-
---
Zelda: "I didn't even know she was here..." Maybe she could help with my research?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-actually talk or just put under arrest? :V-
---
Zelda: "I didn't even know she was here..." Maybe she could help with my research?

-The ship isn't neae Mewni and it's also TSAB property, so this is beyond their jurisdiction- :V
___

Moon: "She still is, and she hasn't left the castle grounds since she was freed. It's the only location she's allowed to be at the moment..."

-She did marry a monster...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The ship isn't neae Mewni and it's also TSAB property, so this is beyond their jurisdiction- :V
___

Moon: "She still is, and she hasn't left the castle grounds since she was freed. It's the only location she's allowed to be at the moment..."

-She did marry a monster...-

-so they just talk?-
---
-now Zelda has a curious look on her face-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-so they just talk?-
---
-now Zelda has a curious look on her face-

-Exactly, they need answers-

Hekapoo: "Hey, you over there!"

___

-Perhaps talk with her before her departure tomorrow?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Exactly, they need answers-

Hekapoo: "Hey, you over there!"

___

-Perhaps talk with her before her departure tomorrow?-

Shez: "...Me?"
---
-that'd be a good idea, yes-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: "...Me?"
---
-that'd be a good idea, yes-

Hekapoo: "Yes, you..."

-Shez would see a woman with chalk-white skin and orange horns in a puffy orange dress with a permanent flame burning on a candle atop her hair, a muscular humanoid donning purple attire with blue scales instead of skin, snake heads for hands, and a crystal with an animated eye for a head, and finally, a giant floating skull with stacks of swords for horns surrounded by some kind of cosmic energy-
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Moon: "Are you alright?" -Noticed Zelda's curious expression-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: "Yes, you..."

-Shez would see a woman with chalk-white skin and orange horns in a puffy orange dress with a permanent flame burning on a candle atop her hair, a muscular humanoid donning purple attire with blue scales instead of skin, snake heads for hands, and a crystal with an animated eye for a head, and finally, a giant floating skull with stacks of swords for horns surrounded by some kind of cosmic energy-
__

Moon: "Are you alright?" -Noticed Zelda's curious expression-

Shez: "Dunno what you are, but you all look pretty cool."
---
Zelda: "I'm perfectly fine. You... said she was at the gardens, right?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: "Dunno what you are, but you all look pretty cool."
---
Zelda: "I'm perfectly fine. You... said she was at the gardens, right?"

Rhombulus: "Uhh, thanks, I guess?"

Hekapoo: "Name's Hekapoo. His is Rhombulus, and his is Omnitraxus Prime. We're the Magic High Commission, our job is to oversee the effects of magic across the multiverse."

___

Moon: "Yes? You're free to speak with her if you wish, but keep in mind that she's currently awaiting trial. We're...still not one hundred percent certain we can trust her..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rhombulus: "Uhh, thanks, I guess?"

Hekapoo: "Name's Hekapoo. His is Rhombulus, and his is Omnitraxus Prime. We're the Magic High Commission, our job is to oversee the effects of magic across the multiverse."

___

Moon: "Yes? You're free to speak with her if you wish, but keep in mind that she's currently awaiting trial. We're...still not one hundred percent certain we can trust her..."

Shez: -sighs- "I've got a feeling as to why you're talking to me. Can I at least finish my wings first?"
---
Zelda: "I've endured Malice for a century. I think I can survive talking to a dark mage."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: -sighs- "I've got a feeling as to why you're talking to me. Can I at least finish my wings first?"
---
Zelda: "I've endured Malice for a century. I think I can survive talking to a dark mage."

Hekapoo: "We're not rude enough to interrupt someone's meal." -Shrugs, checking her nails-
___

Moon: "Alright... Just still proceed with caution." -Walking back out the room- "Have a good night, Princess Zelda."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: "We're not rude enough to interrupt someone's meal." -Shrugs, checking her nails-
___

Moon: "Alright... Just still proceed with caution." -Walking back out the room- "Have a good night, Princess Zelda."

Shez: "Alright! Thanks!"

-many wings later-

Shez: "So what are you arresting me for?"
---
Zelda: "Likewise, Queen Moon."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: "Alright! Thanks!"

-many wings later-

Shez: "So what are you arresting me for?"
---
Zelda: "Likewise, Queen Moon."

Hekapoo: -Sighs- "We're not here to arrest you. We just need to ask you some questions."

Rhombulus: "About using dark magic!"

Omnitraxus: "Patience, Rhombulus."
___

-Moon nodded, then left the guest room-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: -Sighs- "We're not here to arrest you. We just need to ask you some questions."

Rhombulus: "About using dark magic!"

Omnitraxus: "Patience, Rhombulus."
___

-Moon nodded, then left the guest room-

Shez: "That was a joke anyway. Just ask away,"
---
-while Zelda went to the gardens-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Shez: "...Okay?"
---
Elise:
---
Azura: "Who would raise them?"
---
Pit: "...Okay then!" -he dum so he believes-

-He comically runs away with Artemis tailing behind him-
---
Medusa: "You are a cute one too"
---
Shirou: "My parents"
---
Elizabeth: How can he be so naive? -pot meets kettle-

Lapis: "Well, I do like pastries a lot. They're the first type of food I ever had..."
___

Star: "This is perfect! Now some of our favorite songs have some of their own music videos to go with them! If only Marco were here, they're...his favorite band, too..."
___

-Like some clothes with checker board patterns, others with an almost metallic sheen, a few with striking colors...-
___

-I also forgot to reply to Pearl's thing, so Ahim would notice that Steven, Amethyst and Luka have left by now-

Steven: "Keeping it safe and everyone else in the town, too..."

Monika: "Nothing wrong in having one then, right?"
---
Lily: "...Now I wonder what he's doing..."
---
Rin: Some look more fitting for decades ago and others for many decades forward...
---
Ahim: "Ah, they've left..."

Luka: "Yeah, that's a bonus" -said it in a joking tone to tease a little-

Susie: "Heh, he's one of my best buds now. I uh, actually really hope we get to see each other again soon..."

(...Having a good friend by your side always helps.) -Couldn't help but think of Patxi-
___

-At the very least, it has enough firepower to take on an entire army at on it's own-
___

Specter: "...Oh."
___

...I-I-I guess not?

-The twist is that they've already switched places temporarily, Chrono- :V

Byleth: "I'm glad to hear you don't have to go through that anymore. But still, if the trauma of your past creeps back up, it's always good to talk about it."
---
-which... isn't really needed when Koyansyaka, Coyle and Rita already have an actual army at their disposal and the Morphin Grid-

-but hey, more resources is more resources-
---
Kanna: "....What if I held your arm to guide you?" -really wants Abigail to be happy above all else right now-
---
"Lindy: "It'd be more fun to split up and blend in to each other's lives."

-which, to Chrono's dismay, they've already done witthout him knowing :V-

Charlotte: "Hmmmm, maybe once this is done..."

Fate: "Thank you very much for your concern" -smiles a little bit-
---
-What Uni said, pretty much. Good to have more mechs that can devastate around-
---
Abby: "But it wouldn't be the same..."
---
Chrono: Please really no.

"Palutena": "I wonder if we could fool our respective kids too"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-He comically runs away with Artemis tailing behind him-
---
Medusa: "You are a cute one too"
---
Shirou: "My parents"
---
Elizabeth: How can he be so naive? -pot meets kettle-

Shez: "I've never seen such a big guy run so fast..."
---
Elise: "I know I am~!" -giggling-
---
Azura: ".....That is actually a very good backup plan. They'll be very happy with Irisviel."
---
-being fair, Liz is a smart one in this specific situation :V-

-also, that naiveness is part of his charm and you know it, Liz :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Monika: "Nothing wrong in having one then, right?"
---
Lily: "...Now I wonder what he's doing..."
---
Rin: Some look more fitting for decades ago and others for many decades forward...
---
Ahim: "Ah, they've left..."

Luka: "Yeah, that's a bonus" -said it in a joking tone to tease a little-

Lapis: "Well, I guess not."

-She gets some doughnuts-
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Star: "...Me too..."

-Star is starting to think going to Love Sentence's channel right now wasn't her best idea...-
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-Will she try some on?-
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Pearl: "Oh, already? I wonder what they were talking about..."

Steven: "That's a joke, right?"

Shez: "That was a joke anyway. Just ask away,"
---
-while Zelda went to the gardens-

Hekapoo: "So you use dark magic, right?"
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-She sees a green-haired woman with magenta spade markings on her cheeks, dressed in dark purple Victorian-era clothing-

Byleth: "I'm glad to hear you don't have to go through that anymore. But still, if the trauma of your past creeps back up, it's always good to talk about it."
---
-which... isn't really needed when Koyansyaka, Coyle and Rita already have an actual army at their disposal and the Morphin Grid-

-but hey, more resources is more resources-
---
Kanna: "....What if I held your arm to guide you?" -really wants Abigail to be happy above all else right now-
---
"Lindy: "It'd be more fun to split up and blend in to each other's lives."

-which, to Chrono's dismay, they've already done witthout him knowing :V-

Charlotte: "Hmmmm, maybe once this is done..."

Fate: "Thank you very much for your concern" -smiles a little bit-
---
-What Uni said, pretty much. Good to have more mechs that can devastate around-
---
Abby: "But it wouldn't be the same..."
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Chrono: Please really no.

"Palutena": "I wonder if we could fool our respective kids too"

Susie: "How's the little guy been?"

(For a former mercenary, Byleth is incredibly nice...) -Inner thoughts-
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-Plus, it might serve as an effective wild card since Chaldea isn't aware that Spamton is trying to strike a deal with them, now-

-They're aware of Rita, they're aware of Coyle too, and it's only a matter of time until they learn that Koyanskaya is present and realize she's a threat. If Spamton sticks to the sidelines, they won't know he and the mech are a threat at all until the last minute-
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Specter: "But it'd still allow you to partake in one of your favorite activities with a friend, right?" (I know it's not the same, but how likely is it that she can still learn to paint without help...?)
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...Are you two sure you're not related?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Charlotte: "Hmmmm, maybe once this is done..."

Fate: "Thank you very much for your concern" -smiles a little bit-
---
-What Uni said, pretty much. Good to have more mechs that can devastate around-
---
Abby: "But it wouldn't be the same..."
---
Chrono: Please really no.

"Palutena": "I wonder if we could fool our respective kids too"

Susie: "How's the little guy been?"

(For a former mercenary, Byleth is incredibly nice...) -Inner thoughts-
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-Plus, it might serve as an effective wild card since Chaldea isn't aware that Spamton is trying to strike a deal with them, now-

-They're aware of Rita, they're aware of Coyle too, and it's only a matter of time until they learn that Koyanskaya is present and realize she's a threat. If Spamton sticks to the sidelines, they won't know he and the mech are a threat at all until the last minute-
___

Specter: "But it'd still allow you to partake in one of your favorite activities with a friend, right?" (I know it's not the same, but how likely is it that she can still learn to paint without help...?)
___

...Are you two sure you're not related?

-Byleth smiles back at Fate-

-Fate feels safe around the professor?-
---
-that's actually smart-
---
Kanna: "More time that we spend together can't be a bad decision, right?"
---
"Lindy": "We're from entirely different worlds, so it's impossible."

Hekapoo: "So you use dark magic, right?"
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-She sees a green-haired woman with magenta spade markings on her cheeks, dressed in dark purple Victorian-era clothing-

Shez: "Yep, that's a thing I do."
---
Zelda: "You must be Eclipsa."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: "Yep, that's a thing I do."
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Zelda: "You must be Eclipsa."

Hekapoo: "For what purposes?"

Rhombulus: "What's your allegiance?!"

Omnitraxus: "And is it true you hail from the same dimension as Byleth Eisner?"
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Oh, good evening. Yes, that's me alright. The infamous "Queen of Darkness". And who might you be?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: "For what purposes?"

Rhombulus: "What's your allegiance?!"

Omnitraxus: "And is it true you hail from the same dimension as Byleth Eisner?"
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Oh, good evening. Yes, that's me alright. The infamous "Queen of Darkness". And who might you be?

Shez: "Whoa! Whoa! Chill out and go one at a time, you three!"
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Zelda: "My name is Zelda, Princess from another world."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: "Whoa! Whoa! Chill out and go one at a time, you three!"
---
Zelda: "My name is Zelda, Princess from another world."

Hekapoo: "Alright, alright, we'll ask questions one at a time. For starters, then, why do you use dark magic?"
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I probably should've guessed. Most of the castle's guests over the years have been members royalty or wealthy individuals of some sort. Are you from an allied kingdom of Mewni? A member of Chaldea, perhaps?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: "Alright, alright, we'll ask questions one at a time. For starters, then, why do you use dark magic?"
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I probably should've guessed. Most of the castle's guests over the years have been members royalty or wealthy individuals of some sort. Are you from an allied kingdom of Mewni? A member of Chaldea, perhaps?

Shez: "Just like any other tool at my disposal, I use it to help with my job as a mercenary."
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Zelda: "I'm the latter and am hoping to be the former."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shez: "Just like any other tool at my disposal, I use it to help with my job as a mercenary."
---
Zelda: "I'm the latter and am hoping to be the former."

Hekapoo: "So you only work for whoever pays best?"
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Princess Zelda. If your goal is diplomacy, however, why brings you to a former queen due for trial like myself?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hekapoo: "So you only work for whoever pays best?"
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Princess Zelda. If your goal is diplomacy, however, why brings you to a former queen due for trial like myself?

Shez: "Usually yes, but if a deal is too shady for my tastes, I'll say no. And if I'm already working for someone, I'm not gonna abandon my current contractor. Last thing I'd want is to be seen as is a traitor because with a rep like that, a merc can't really get any work, y'know."
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Zelda: "There is nothing diplomatic about my goal here. I merely wish to talk not to a former queen, but to someone who knows the monsters here."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Shez: "I've never seen such a big guy run so fast..."
---
Elise: "I know I am~!" -giggling-
---
Azura: ".....That is actually a very good backup plan. They'll be very happy with Irisviel."
---
-being fair, Liz is a smart one in this specific situation :V-

-also, that naiveness is part of his charm and you know it, Liz :V-

Arcueid: "He has to all the time with that goddess around"
---
Medusa: "My sisters might get jealous"
---
Shirou: "But I hope I'm allowed to see them, if I'm honest"
---
-Her anger diminished-

-She really can't stay mad at him~-

Lapis: "Well, I guess not."

-She gets some doughnuts-
___

Star: "...Me too..."

-Star is starting to think going to Love Sentence's channel right now wasn't her best idea...-
___

-Will she try some on?-
___

Pearl: "Oh, already? I wonder what they were talking about..."

Steven: "That's a joke, right?"

-Nice, I just ate one so good choice-
---
Lily: "...Would he even speak to us?"
---
-A bit of it, yeah-
---
Ahim: "Maybe they needed help?"

Luka: "Who knows?"

Susie: "How's the little guy been?"

(For a former mercenary, Byleth is incredibly nice...) -Inner thoughts-
___

-Plus, it might serve as an effective wild card since Chaldea isn't aware that Spamton is trying to strike a deal with them, now-

-They're aware of Rita, they're aware of Coyle too, and it's only a matter of time until they learn that Koyanskaya is present and realize she's a threat. If Spamton sticks to the sidelines, they won't know he and the mech are a threat at all until the last minute-
___

Specter: "But it'd still allow you to partake in one of your favorite activities with a friend, right?" (I know it's not the same, but how likely is it that she can still learn to paint without help...?)
___

...Are you two sure you're not related?

-Byleth smiles back at Fate-

-Fate feels safe around the professor?-
---
-that's actually smart-
---
Kanna: "More time that we spend together can't be a bad decision, right?"
---
"Lindy": "We're from entirely different worlds, so it's impossible."

Charlotte: "Holding out hopes to make ammends!"

-She does so, like she can be trusted for real...-
---
-Indeed, another reason Koyanskaya sees potential in this deal-
---
Abby: "...You're right!"
Illya: "I'll try to help with that too!"
---
"Palutena": "Plus she's a human and I don't recall birthing kids" How has Fate been, by the way?