Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-technically, the bike and the camera are also runes, and Zelda managed to weaponize the latter quite well-

-amiibo Rune is also canon in this RP, but only Link's Slate has it (a nod to the Wolf Link summon being BotW-exclusive) as Zelda, Purah and Robbie haven't quite figured out how that one works...........Link just forgot that this is how Wolf came to be part of his adventure, which is why he hadn't thought of using it to save his friend :V-
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Weiss: "Cook?"

-Poor Link missed an obvious opportunity to eave him- :V

-Stat was awed to see that even a camera rune could be directly wewponized-
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(...Or maybe we could just ask if Rin's okay with learning it.)

-Weiss unsure about the idea of trying to cook again or nah?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Poor Link missed an obvious opportunity to eave him- :V

-Stat was awed to see that even a camera rune could be directly wewponized-
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(...Or maybe we could just ask if Rin's okay with learning it.)

-Weiss unsure about the idea of trying to cook again or nah?-

-yeah, he really did... but it also shows how much he values Wolf, seeing him as more than just a summon-

-Zelda also forgot that too for the same reason, to be fair :v-

Zelda: "Impressive, right?"
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Weiss: "...That too."

-pretty much-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-yeah, he really did... but it also shows how much he values Wolf, seeing him as more than just a summon-

-Zelda also forgot that too for the same reason, to be fair :v-

Zelda: "Impressive, right?"
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Weiss: "...That too."

-pretty much-

-Poor Wolf could've been saved- :V

Star: "You can even make a camera rune into a weapon!"
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-And it's clear that Winter remembered that Weiss doesn't know how to cook- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Marco just decides to focus on training-
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They also seem to be bitter, unfocused...
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-It could bring back more positive memories from home?-
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(Yes, so perhaps we should be quieter so she can better focus?)
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-Something to manifest Dark Worlds...-

-Better not let it get to his mind-
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Knock Out: "So, maybe no need to worry of those two?"

War has taught us that even the most brutish and mindless soldiers can remain effective under competent leaders and planification.
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-Maybe, she knows Lusamine is from a tropical island and all-
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Artemis: "Hmmmm, perhaps a bit?"
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That sounds like a Kingdom Hearts plot.

-For more of them to thrive...-

-painting giggling happily?-
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-IS THERE?-
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Byleth: "You just think it's cute?"
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-baking cookies?-

-Actually yeah, to Kama's surprise-
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-If there is... They don't know it yet-
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Arcueid: "Yeah, just look at it~!"
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-Sounds good to me-

Why Else Would I Be Calling You People If Not To Offer A Chance For Peace?

I Could Use Plenty Of Help In Creating An Ideal New World, But I Only Want Willing Help. I Am Not Rude
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-What Digi Asked- :V
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-Dark, Darker, Yet Darker- :V

Only originally?
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...you don't seriously mean Wade, right?

Weiss: "Well, if you're not rude, maybe you shouldn't attack us for declining."
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Deadpool: "You know you can just... talk to her, right?"
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Zelda: "What did it become?"
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Qrow: "Unfortunately."

Lindy: "Plus my higher ups might not be happy about that"
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-Peridot be like "nani"-
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Shamal: "It was eventually tampered by mages with harmful intentions and corrupted"
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Brynhildr: ".................................................Um, doesn't he still feels pain?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Better not let it get to his mind-
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Knock Out: "So, maybe no need to worry of those two?"

War has taught us that even the most brutish and mindless soldiers can remain effective under competent leaders and planification.
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-Maybe, she knows Lusamine is from a tropical island and all-
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Artemis: "Hmmmm, perhaps a bit?"
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That sounds like a Kingdom Hearts plot.

-For more of them to thrive...-

-Not in the slightest!-

-He tries practicing with a sword as well-
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Be wary of them, but remember your orders: Eliminate any necessary targets in complete silence and leave no witnesses.
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-So perhaps they should both swim for a while-
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(Just let her practice quietly. She'll be fine, Artemis.)

-Atalanta's aim is still precise despite her mother's overbearing cheers?-
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-It makes more sense in the context of Deltarune-

-All on the orders of some unnamed Knight...-

Weiss: "Well, if you're not rude, maybe you shouldn't attack us for declining."
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Deadpool: "You know you can just... talk to her, right?"
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Zelda: "What did it become?"
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Qrow: "Unfortunately."

Lindy: "Plus my higher ups might not be happy about that"
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-Peridot be like "nani"-
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Shamal: "It was eventually tampered by mages with harmful intentions and corrupted"
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Brynhildr: ".................................................Um, doesn't he still feels pain?"

Because I Know You're Not Just Declining My Offer. You're Going To Try And Stop My Attempts To Make A Better World As Well As Disband The Alliance As A Whole

I Cannot Allow That To Happen. I Do Not Wish To Take Extreme Measures, But What Is Necessary For A Better World Must Be Done

-Laughs in much the same manner as Luvia once again-
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Peridot: "...I beg your pardon?"
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...It became a device for death and destruction, I imagine...
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that's also correct, Bryn.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Poor Wolf could've been saved- :V

Star: "You can even make a camera rune into a weapon!"
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-And it's clear that Winter remembered that Weiss doesn't know how to cook- :V

-indeed :V-

Zelda: "I suppose that's impressive..."
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-how so? :v-

-Actually yeah, to Kama's surprise-
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-If there is... They don't know it yet-
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Arcueid: "Yeah, just look at it~!"
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-Sounds good to me-

Mary: "You're just as warm as Mother~" :3
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-indeed...-
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Byleth: "...White gets too dirty too quickly. Not my style."
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-yay-

Lindy: "Plus my higher ups might not be happy about that"
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-Peridot be like "nani"-
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Shamal: "It was eventually tampered by mages with harmful intentions and corrupted"
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Brynhildr: ".................................................Um, doesn't he still feels pain?"

Because I Know You're Not Just Declining My Offer. You're Going To Try And Stop My Attempts To Make A Better World As Well As Disband The Alliance As A Whole

I Cannot Allow That To Happen. I Do Not Wish To Take Extreme Measures, But What Is Necessary For A Better World Must Be Done

-Laughs in much the same manner as Luvia once again-
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Peridot: "...I beg your pardon?"
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...It became a device for death and destruction, I imagine...
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that's also correct, Bryn.

Weiss: "Well, other members of your Alliance probably have more selfish goals that warrant being stopped."
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Deadpool: "Oh my god you didn't know..."
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Zelda: "Sounds like it..."
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Qrow: "Oh right, he does..." -he actually forgot :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-indeed :V-

Zelda: "I suppose that's impressive..."
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-how so? :v-

Star: "Can you name anyone else who can do that?"
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-Because she backtracked on the suggestion and said they should ask Rin to learn the recipe instead-

-Weiss realizes?- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Can you name anyone else who can do that?"
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-Because she backtracked on the suggestion and said they should ask Rin to learn the recipe instead-

-Weiss realizes?- :V

Zelda: "...That reporter guy?" -Frank West-
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-nope :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "...That reporter guy?" -Frank West-
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-nope :V-

Star: "...I almost forgot about that guy!"
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(Done with my plate of curry!)

-Said plate is now empty-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "...I almost forgot about that guy!"
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(Done with my plate of curry!)

-Said plate is now empty-

Zelda: "But he's the only one I can think of."
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Weiss: "That quickly?!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "But he's the only one I can think of."
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Weiss: "That quickly?!"

Star: "Plus, yours is magic. Different cameras!"

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(You're not almost done with yours?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Plus, yours is magic. Different cameras!"

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(You're not almost done with yours?)

Zelda: "That's fair."
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Weiss: -realizes her curry plate is also empty-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "That's fair."
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Weiss: -realizes her curry plate is also empty-

Star: "And the bike is still pretty unique, too."
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(...We really ate it that quickly...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "And the bike is still pretty unique, too."
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(...We really ate it that quickly...)

Zelda: "It's one of my favorites."
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Weiss: "We did..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "It's one of my favorites."
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Weiss: "We did..."

Star: "You should enter a race with that bike, you'd win without even trying."
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(And we didn't even realize it until just now...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "You should enter a race with that bike, you'd win without even trying."
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(And we didn't even realize it until just now...)

Zelda: "I already did." -nodding at her race with Link-
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Weiss: "Incredible..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "I already did." -nodding at her race with Link-
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Weiss: "Incredible..."

Star: "Oh, right, you mentioned that earlier!"

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(I suppose this is perfectly normal when one is eating an exceptional meal...) -Sheepish smile-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Not in the slightest!-

-He tries practicing with a sword as well-
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Be wary of them, but remember your orders: Eliminate any necessary targets in complete silence and leave no witnesses.
___

-So perhaps they should both swim for a while-
___

(Just let her practice quietly. She'll be fine, Artemis.)

-Atalanta's aim is still precise despite her mother's overbearing cheers?-
___

-It makes more sense in the context of Deltarune-

-All on the orders of some unnamed Knight...-

-Now the others can actually help with that!-
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-Nightbird understands... While Blaze yells "TAKE THIS YOU NERD!" at some practice robot and Roxy yells "YOU WORM!" at another-
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-Lusamine sighs, taking the offer-
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-Indeed it is, showing her talent-

Artemis: "Awww, see?"
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-One that's apparently much more powerful than them-

Mary: "You're just as warm as Mother~" :3
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-indeed...-
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Byleth: "...White gets too dirty too quickly. Not my style."
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-yay-

Kama: "......................................Huh? Warm?"
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-Quite so...-
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Arcueid: "I still like it though"
Guifei: "Maybe it could use some blue..."
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-Cookies done then-

Because I Know You're Not Just Declining My Offer. You're Going To Try And Stop My Attempts To Make A Better World As Well As Disband The Alliance As A Whole

I Cannot Allow That To Happen. I Do Not Wish To Take Extreme Measures, But What Is Necessary For A Better World Must Be Done

-Laughs in much the same manner as Luvia once again-
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Peridot: "...I beg your pardon?"
___

...It became a device for death and destruction, I imagine...
___

that's also correct, Bryn.

Weiss: "Well, other members of your Alliance probably have more selfish goals that warrant being stopped."
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Deadpool: "Oh my god you didn't know..."
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Zelda: "Sounds like it..."
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Qrow: "Oh right, he does..." -he actually forgot :V-

Lindy: "Specially that Drakkon fellow"
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Hayate: "Wait, really?" -legit didn't-
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Shamal: "Yes, one that harvested and destroyed many worlds..."
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Brynhildr: "Isn't that bad for him...?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Now the others can actually help with that!-
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-Nightbird understands... While Blaze yells "TAKE THIS YOU NERD!" at some practice robot and Roxy yells "YOU WORM!" at another-
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-Lusamine sighs, taking the offer-
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-Indeed it is, showing her talent-

Artemis: "Awww, see?"
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-One that's apparently much more powerful than them-

-His stance is on point so far, at least...-

-When he actually swings the sword, it's mostly basic attacks-
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(Obnoxious humans...)

-Doesn't realize they're actually solid holograms, in a way making them similar to Gems like herself-
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-It's not like worrying about it for the entire day is going to solve the issue...-

-They reach the shore-
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(It helps that you began to talk quieter.)

-He actually knows that isn't the case, but he's trying to convince Artemis otherwise to save his trainer the embarrassment- :V
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-The Knight even personally ordered Queen to bring Drakkon reinforcements in light of King's death-

-But whoever this "Knight" is, they have never once shown themselves nor spoken to Drakkon personally-

Weiss: "Well, other members of your Alliance probably have more selfish goals that warrant being stopped."
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Deadpool: "Oh my god you didn't know..."
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Zelda: "Sounds like it..."
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Qrow: "Oh right, he does..." -he actually forgot :V-

Lindy: "Specially that Drakkon fellow"
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Hayate: "Wait, really?" -legit didn't-
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Shamal: "Yes, one that harvested and destroyed many worlds..."
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Brynhildr: "Isn't that bad for him...?"

If He Wants A Few People Who Pissed Him Off Dead Who Am I To Deny Him That? Besides, It's More Convenient To Work With Allies Than Potential Allies Who Clearly Aren't Interested In Being Allies

(Took you long enough to realize we won't help you.)

Perhaps Your Pokemon Winter Would Be A Willing Ally Unlike You Lightner Humans? Imagine How Awesome It Would Be Having A Minion That Happily Freezes Everything
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Peridot: "Didn't know what? What information am I missing?! I demand answers!"
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Sounds like many of the foes Chaldea has dealt with...
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i mean, it's not like many people around here like the guy. he's survived worse anyhow, but still, him?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Oh, right, you mentioned that earlier!"

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(I suppose this is perfectly normal when one is eating an exceptional meal...) -Sheepish smile-

Zelda: -giggling-
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Weiss: "Y-Yeah... I guess..."

Kama: "......................................Huh? Warm?"
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-Quite so...-
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Arcueid: "I still like it though"
Guifei: "Maybe it could use some blue..."
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-Cookies done then-

Mary: "Yes~ Warm~" snuggle-
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-then...?-
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Byleth: "How much does it cost?"

-she's gotten some experience managing a budget due to her experience as a teacher/general of many armies, so she's aware that money can vanish real fast if she doesn't keep an eye on how its spent-
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-RUBY HAPPY-

Lindy: "Specially that Drakkon fellow"
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Hayate: "Wait, really?" -legit didn't-
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Shamal: "Yes, one that harvested and destroyed many worlds..."
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Brynhildr: "Isn't that bad for him...?"

If He Wants A Few People Who Pissed Him Off Dead Who Am I To Deny Him That? Besides, It's More Convenient To Work With Allies Than Potential Allies Who Clearly Aren't Interested In Being Allies

(Took you long enough to realize we won't help you.)

Perhaps Your Pokemon Winter Would Be A Willing Ally Unlike You Lightner Humans? Imagine How Awesome It Would Be Having A Minion That Happily Freezes Everything
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Peridot: "Didn't know what? What information am I missing?! I demand answers!"
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Sounds like many of the foes Chaldea has dealt with...
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i mean, it's not like many people around here like the guy. he's survived worse anyhow, but still, him?

Weiss: "She's not interested."
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Deadpool: "I'm sure you can figure it out."
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Zelda: "Unfortunately so..."
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Qrow: "I was just throwing ideas, to be fair."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: -giggling-
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Weiss: "Y-Yeah... I guess..."

Star: "How'd Link take losing?"
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(...I'm just glad Patxi didn't see me devouring food like that.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "How'd Link take losing?"
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(...I'm just glad Patxi didn't see me devouring food like that.)

Zelda: "Not well."
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Weiss: "Or any of my teammates..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Not well."
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Weiss: "Or any of my teammates..."

Star: "Just like whenever Marco loses a board game."
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(A-At least it's not like we acted like the gluttons do!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Just like whenever Marco loses a board game."
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(A-At least it's not like we acted like the gluttons do!)

-Zelda chuckled at that-
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Weiss: "True!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Zelda chuckled at that-
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Weiss: "True!"

Star: "Still think you'd win by taking that bike to a Grand Prix or something."
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(Exactly!)

(...But we should still probably eat less quickly next time.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Still think you'd win by taking that bike to a Grand Prix or something."
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(Exactly!)

(...But we should still probably eat less quickly next time.)

Zelda: "You think?"
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Weiss: "Yeah..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "You think?"
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Weiss: "Yeah..."

Star: "You won your race with Link, didn't ya?"
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(-IIt's no big deal, of course! It's just better to maintain good table manners.)

-That, and she obviously worries what her crush would think it he saw her scarfing down a plate of curry- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "You won your race with Link, didn't ya?"
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(It's no big deal, r-really! It's just better to maintain good table manners.)

-That, and she obviously worries what her crush would think it he saw her scarfing down a plate of curry- :V

Zelda: "Yeah, but professional racers is a different thing..."
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Weiss: "Obviously!" -prideful face-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Yeah, but professional racers is a different thing..."
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Weiss: "Obviously!" -prideful face-

Star: "Hmm, that's true..."

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-There's crumbs on the floor as well-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Hmm, that's true..."

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-There's crumbs on the floor as well-

Zelda: "...But it sounds fun, I suppose."
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Weiss: "... What should we do of those?" -looking at the crumbs-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "...But it sounds fun, I suppose."
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Weiss: "... What should we do of those?" -looking at the crumbs-

Star: "Well, you could at least practice professional racing first."
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(Not leave them on the floor, for starters...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Well, you could at least practice professional racing first."
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(Not leave them on the floor, for starters...)

Zelda: "I suppose I could..."
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Weiss: "Indeed......." -doesn't do housekeeping :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "I suppose I could..."
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Weiss: "Indeed......." -doesn't do housekeeping :V-

-Zelda's thoughs?-
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-Knowing her trainer, Winter wouldn't be surprised- :V

(...Oh you're totally just going to command the Arma Gigas to take care of it, aren't you?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Zelda's thoughs?-
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-Knowing her trainer, Winter wouldn't be surprised- :V

(...Oh you're totally just going to command the Arma Gigas to take care of it, aren't you?)

Zelda: Could I?
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Weiss: "W-What?!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: Could I?
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Weiss: "W-What?!"

-Link has, if Mario Kart 8 is canon here- :V
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(IKlein's usually the only familiar you ask to do chores.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Link has, if Mario Kart 8 is canon here- :V
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(IKlein's usually the only familiar you ask to do chores.)

-it is :V-
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Weiss: "He's the only one with hands."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-it is :V-
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Weiss: "He's the only one with hands."

-So Zelda can be confident that she could win in the professional racing as well!-
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(He also does most of the chores around here, so I assumed you'd just have him tend to this as well.)

-Winter isn't wrong?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-So Zelda can be confident that she could win in the professional racing as well!-
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(He also does most of the chores around here, so I assumed you'd just have him tend to this as well.)

-Winter isn't wrong?-

-perhaps...-
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Weiss: "...True..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-perhaps...-
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Weiss: "...True..."

Star: "Though that's not something to worry about that until Basel's safe again, obviously."
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-It would save Weiss the work of attempting to sweep the floor herself- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Long story short, I was busy today with college stuff. I'll do proper responses tomorrow.