Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-Understandable...-
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Chen Gong: Unfortunately I myself lack the capacity of going against such powerful divine authority.
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-True on that... Nothing out of the ordinary-
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-Right! Just besties... Right?-

-And she'scurrently trying to process it all...-
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(...Do we know anyone who can go against divine power?)
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-She did eventually see some clouds in the distance, but they weren't moving towards the island-
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(No chance, no way that she likes me! Right...)

Zelda: -worries-
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Weiss: "Sounds familiar..."

-Doesn't change the fact that she needs food, though-
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-Hop Pop mockingly imitates Anne by saying "I'm Anne, and my life is worse than everyone else's!", so Anne retorts "Oh yeah? Well at least my head isn't a tea kettle."...Before realizing what she just ssid and the camera cuts back to Hop Pop-

-...Who's head has actually become a tea kettle with his face on it-

-indeed-
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Deadpool: She's doing it!
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-but still, even if it doesn't vaporize the pirate, Ancient Arrows still hit really hard, so it's not a bad idea for him to shoot one... which he did-
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-I got one-

Qrow: -walking by- "...You alright, lady?"

-two cursed people chatting :V-


Zelda: "Are they always cooking?"
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Weiss: "An odd way to find common ground."

Merlin: "Ah, I feel so flattered~"
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-1, 2, V3, Riderman, X, Amazon, Stronger, Skyrider, Super-1, ZX, BLACK, BLACK RX, Shin, ZO and J-
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-Yeah, in their own distinct ways-
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Medusa: Yes you two.

Cleopatra: Well hell ther~

-Understandable...-
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Chen Gong: Unfortunately I myself lack the capacity of going against such powerful divine authority.
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-True on that... Nothing out of the ordinary-
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-Right! Just besties... Right?-


Rin: ...You think she might...Nah.
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-Prologue is the exact same-

-She scowls at seeing Monika?-
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-Totally, forcing the Pirate to cloak itself invisible again-
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Brynhildr: -Surprised- 2Um, I'm alright, don't worry..."

-That Liz might win?
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-She actually doesn't...She can see there's some good in Monika, despite everything she did-
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Don't worry, I'll keep track of it again!
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-She's rarely alright...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rin: ...You think she might...Nah.
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-Prologue is the exact same-

-She scowls at seeing Monika?-
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-Totally, forcing the Pirate to cloak itself invisible again-
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Brynhildr: -Surprised- 2Um, I'm alright, don't worry..."

-That Liz might win?
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-She actually doesn't...She can see there's some good in Monika, despite everything she did-
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Don't worry, I'll keep track of it again!
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-She's rarely alright...-

-no way-
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-how nice~-
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Link: -on his guard-
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Qrow: "You're not alright..."

-Doesn't change the fact that she needs food, though-
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-Hop Pop mockingly imitates Anne by saying "I'm Anne, and my life is worse than everyone else's!", so Anne retorts "Oh yeah? Well at least my head isn't a tea kettle."...Before realizing what she just ssid and the camera cuts back to Hop Pop-

-...Who's head has actually become a tea kettle with his face on it-

Zelda: "...I'll just order something small."
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Weiss:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "...I'll just order something small."
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Weiss:

Star: "...Yeah, fair enough."

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-Hop Pop fires back: "Oh yeah? Well at least my hair isn't rainbow stardust!", and the camera cuts back to show Anne's hair glowing a multitude of colors, as both realize the dramatic effects they're experiencing-

-Anne quickly concludes it was energy drinks that caused this-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: :3
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-yee-
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-then what they do?-
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Phosphy: Any reason you're calling us?

Kama: "................" Aw come on!
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-Who are all bug themed except Amazon- :V
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-Maybe relax a little more-
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Medusa: You know, wanting to chat.

-And she'scurrently trying to process it all...-
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(...Do we know anyone who can go against divine power?)
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-She did eventually see some clouds in the distance, but they weren't moving towards the island-
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(No chance, no way that she likes me! Right...)

-How is she doing with that?-
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Chen Gong: On a personal level right now, I'm afraid not.
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-Nope, no rain to disrupt her!-
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-Right, it's just her being friendly, like to anyone!-

-That Liz might win?
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-She actually doesn't...She can see there's some good in Monika, despite everything she did-
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Don't worry, I'll keep track of it again!
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-She's rarely alright...-

-no way-
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-how nice~-
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Link: -on his guard-
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Qrow: "You're not alright..."

-Precisely-
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-Like, her being a victim of the cicumstances who still didn't get the full picture-

-Now it's time to choose one of the girls... Natsuki or Yuri?-
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-But just like last time, Plasma Troopers appeared to cause trouble-

-Good thing they know how to do stuff-
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Brynhildr: "Don't worry, really. You can go off..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-How is she doing with that?-
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Chen Gong: On a personal level right now, I'm afraid not.
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-Nope, no rain to disrupt her!-
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-Right, it's just her being friendly, like to anyone!-

Jackie: (Marco left for all that...?)
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(Oh...)
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-No storms whatsoever!-
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(E-Exactly, there's no way she has a crush on me...!)

-no way-
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-how nice~-
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Link: -on his guard-
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Qrow: "You're not alright..."

-Precisely-
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-Like, her being a victim of the cicumstances who still didn't get the full picture-

-Now it's time to choose one of the girls... Natsuki or Yuri?-
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-But just like last time, Plasma Troopers appeared to cause trouble-

-Good thing they know how to do stuff-
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Brynhildr: "Don't worry, really. You can go off..."

Penny: "The winner of this contest doesn't matter, as long as you both had fun."
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-That's it exactly. Peridot recognizes that Monika is a victim of the game herself, one who realized what she had done was wrong and tried to amend for it... Peridot herself was once essentially just following her programming, carrying out the Diamonds' orders because she knew no better than what she was taught. She sympathizes with her for that...-

-Peridot chooses Natsuki-
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More minions...Alright, everyone else with fire powers, focus on the lesser troops! I'll make sure the *** guy doesn't heal up!
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-Qrow isn't one to leave when someone's in need of help-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "...Yeah, fair enough."

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-Hop Pop fires back: "Oh yeah? Well at least my hair isn't rainbow stardust!", and the camera cuts back to show Anne's hair glowing a multitude of colors, as both realize the dramatic effects they're experiencing-

-Anne quickly concludes it was energy drinks that caused this-

-something small is ordered!-
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Weiss: "But how...?"

Kama: "................" Aw come on!
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-Who are all bug themed except Amazon- :V
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-Maybe relax a little more-
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Medusa: You know, wanting to chat.

-Kama felt hardbreak?-
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-OH NO-
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-maybe... but how?-
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Phosphy: I'm down for a chat~

-Precisely-
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-Like, her being a victim of the cicumstances who still didn't get the full picture-

-Now it's time to choose one of the girls... Natsuki or Yuri?-
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-But just like last time, Plasma Troopers appeared to cause trouble-

-Good thing they know how to do stuff-
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Brynhildr: "Don't worry, really. You can go off..."

Penny: "The winner of this contest doesn't matter, as long as you both had fun."
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-That's it exactly. Peridot recognizes that Monika is a victim of the game herself, one who realized what she had done was wrong and tried to amend for it... Peridot herself was once essentially just following her programming, carrying out the Diamonds' orders because she knew no better than what she was taught. She sympathizes with her for that...-

-Peridot chooses Natsuki-
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More minions...Alright, everyone else with fire powers, focus on the lesser troops! I'll make sure the *** guy doesn't heal up!
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-Qrow isn't one to leave when someone's in need of help-

Weiss: "That's a good point."
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-NATSUCUTIE!-
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Link: -would alter between shooting ice arrows at the Pirate (to help Jenny by keeping the Pirate still) and fire arrows at the minions-
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Qrow: "I'm a Huntsman. Helping people is what I do, so it'd be wrong to just leave you behind like that."

-Qrow notably social distancing keeping himself away from Brynhildr-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-something small is ordered!-
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Weiss: "But how...?"

-Anything in particular?-
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-Seeing this, as well as the sky looking more like deep outer space while Amphibia' itself glows vibrant purple colors, Anne concludes that their different body chemistries must be having crazy reactions to each other's extreme beverages...And remarks on this being the smartest thing she's ever said-

-In other words, they both drank something that was only meant for a totally different species to drink, and they're hallucinating as a result-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jackie: (Marco left for all that...?)
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(Oh...)
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-No storms whatsoever!-
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(E-Exactly, there's no way she has a crush on me...!)

-He did, yes-
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Chen Gong: With that said, though...
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-That'd be too problematic otherwise-
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-Right! ..................... Right?-

-Kama felt hardbreak?-
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-OH NO-
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-maybe... but how?-
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Phosphy: I'm down for a chat~

-A little bit at least-
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-Oh no?- :V
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-That's the question...-
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Cleopatra: Luckily for you I'm not busy now.

Penny: "The winner of this contest doesn't matter, as long as you both had fun."
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-That's it exactly. Peridot recognizes that Monika is a victim of the game herself, one who realized what she had done was wrong and tried to amend for it... Peridot herself was once essentially just following her programming, carrying out the Diamonds' orders because she knew no better than what she was taught. She sympathizes with her for that...-

-Peridot chooses Natsuki-
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More minions...Alright, everyone else with fire powers, focus on the lesser troops! I'll make sure the *** guy doesn't heal up!
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-Qrow isn't one to leave when someone's in need of help-

Weiss: "That's a good point."
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-NATSUCUTIE!-
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Link: -would alter between shooting ice arrows at the Pirate (to help Jenny by keeping the Pirate still) and fire arrows at the minions-
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Qrow: "I'm a Huntsman. Helping people is what I do, so it'd be wrong to just leave you behind like that."

-Qrow notably social distancing keeping himself away from Brynhildr-

Elizabeth: Still had to show I'm the best though...
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-Natsuki does tsundere stuff-

-B-Baka-
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-Shin managed to hold a Plasma Tropper for the others to fire at him-
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Brynhildr: "But it's better for your safety if you don't..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He did, yes-
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Chen Gong: With that said, though...
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-That'd be too problematic otherwise-
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-Right! ..................... Right?-

Jackie: (...I had no idea all of that was going on outside of Earth...)
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(Huh?)
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-She wouldn't be out here in the first place otherwise. If she was gonna go for a swim, she really chose the ideal time to do so-
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(...It just doesn't sound possible...)

Weiss: "That's a good point."
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-NATSUCUTIE!-
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Link: -would alter between shooting ice arrows at the Pirate (to help Jenny by keeping the Pirate still) and fire arrows at the minions-
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Qrow: "I'm a Huntsman. Helping people is what I do, so it'd be wrong to just leave you behind like that."

-Qrow notably social distancing keeping himself away from Brynhildr-

Elizabeth: Still had to show I'm the best though...
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-Natsuki does tsundere stuff-

-B-Baka-
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-Shin managed to hold a Plasma Tropper for the others to fire at him-
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Brynhildr: "But it's better for your safety if you don't..."

-At least it was an actual competition- :V
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Peridot: "Right, Natsuki's the tsundere one..."
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Lapis: "Nice work!"

-Jenny kept tracking the Omega Pirate and pointing out his current position-
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-Qrow could give the same advice concerning his own curse?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Anything in particular?-
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-Seeing this, as well as the sky looking more like deep outer space while Amphibia' itself glows vibrant purple colors, Anne concludes that their different body chemistries must be having crazy reactions to each other's extreme beverages...And remarks on this being the smartest thing she's ever said-

-In other words, they both drank something that was only meant for a totally different species to drink, and they're hallucinating as a result-

-I have no idea-
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Weiss: "........I mean... I guess?"

-A little bit at least-
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-Oh no?- :V
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-That's the question...-
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Cleopatra: Luckily for you I'm not busy now.

-thoughts?-
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-Ingrid no like bugs :V-
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-hmmm....-
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Pandora: Should we hang out then?

Elizabeth: Still had to show I'm the best though...
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-Natsuki does tsundere stuff-

-B-Baka-
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-Shin managed to hold a Plasma Tropper for the others to fire at him-
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Brynhildr: "But it's better for your safety if you don't..."

-At least it was an actual competition- :V
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Peridot: "Right, Natsuki's the tsundere one..."
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Lapis: "Nice work!"

-Jenny kept tracking the Omega Pirate and pointing out his current position-
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-Qrow could give the same advice concerning his own curse?-

-one Liz will lose :V-
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Deadpool: "You baka!"
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-Link be struggling to stay up-
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Qrow: "My safety? You realize who you're talking to, right?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-I have no idea-
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Weiss: "........I mean... I guess?"

-Whatever it is, it's still amazing given the skill of the Servant cooks-
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-Of course, Hop Pop and Anne blame each other for this, with the former calling the energy drink "poison" while Anne insults Hop Pop's mother's tea recipe, making him gasp exaggeratedly in shock-

-From a distance, Sprig sees the two arguing, and realizes his plan isn't working-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jackie: (...I had no idea all of that was going on outside of Earth...)
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(Huh?)
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-She wouldn't be out here in the first place otherwise. If she was gonna go for a swim, she really chose the ideal time to do so-
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(...It just doesn't sound possible...)

-The multiverse is vast, huh?-
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Chen Gong: We could still convince him to be on the side that wouldn't harm her....
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-Yeah, previous experiences at shores were much less nice-
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-..............................Yeah.......It's impossible-

-thoughts?-
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-Ingrid no like bugs :V-
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-hmmm....-
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Pandora: Should we hang out then?

Kama: W-Why?! And with a Grand candidate no less! Uuuuuugh....!
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-Yeah, Yukari knows- :V
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-Gotta think such....-
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Cleopatra: But Medusa is bedridden, right?
Medusa: Then get here.

-At least it was an actual competition- :V
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Peridot: "Right, Natsuki's the tsundere one..."
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Lapis: "Nice work!"

-Jenny kept tracking the Omega Pirate and pointing out his current position-
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-Qrow could give the same advice concerning his own curse?-

-one Liz will lose :V-
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Deadpool: "You baka!"
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-Link be struggling to stay up-
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Qrow: "My safety? You realize who you're talking to, right?"

-And once the commercial break is done...-
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-Still it gets evidenced that like anyone, she has issues, moreso regarding troubles at home-
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-Kiyohime interrupted the Omega Pirate's healing with her firebreath!-
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Brynhildr: "I just should not get closer to anyone..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The multiverse is vast, huh?-
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Chen Gong: We could still convince him to be on the side that wouldn't harm her....
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-Yeah, previous experiences at shores were much less nice-
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-..............................Yeah.......It's impossible-

-Even more than she realized...-
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(That would be great! But how can we do that when he has to follow Drakkon's orders?)
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-Her luck seems to have turned for the better since then-
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(...It can't be truly impossible...)

-one Liz will lose :V-
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Deadpool: "You baka!"
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-Link be struggling to stay up-
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Qrow: "My safety? You realize who you're talking to, right?"

-And once the commercial break is done...-
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-Still it gets evidenced that like anyone, she has issues, moreso regarding troubles at home-
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-Kiyohime interrupted the Omega Pirate's healing with her firebreath!-
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Brynhildr: "I just should not get closer to anyone..."

ANNNNND WE'RE BACK! AND NOW THAT THE FINAL VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST, IT'S TIME TO LEARN WHO THE GRAND WINNER OF CHALDEA'S FIRST EVER IDOL SHOWDOWN IS!
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Peridot: "Somehow I can relate to this..." -Didn't have a very kind manager, and that's not to mention the Diamonds-
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Nice shot! -Follows Kiyohime's attack up with a flail and battleaxe swings-
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-She doesn't want her curse to bring harm to anyone else...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Whatever it is, it's still amazing given the skill of the Servant cooks-
___

-Of course, Hop Pop and Anne blame each other for this, with the former calling the energy drink "poison" while Anne insults Hop Pop's mother's tea recipe, making him gasp exaggeratedly in shock-

-From a distance, Sprig sees the two arguing, and realizes his plan isn't working-

-OF COURSE-
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Weiss: "Oh dear..."

Kama: W-Why?! And with a Grand candidate no less! Uuuuuugh....!
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-Yeah, Yukari knows- :V
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-Gotta think such....-
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Cleopatra: But Medusa is bedridden, right?
Medusa: Then get here.

Palu: "...Are you frowning?"
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-KEK-
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-indeed...-
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Phosphy: -already there :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And once the commercial break is done...-
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-Still it gets evidenced that like anyone, she has issues, moreso regarding troubles at home-
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-Kiyohime interrupted the Omega Pirate's healing with her firebreath!-
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Brynhildr: "I just should not get closer to anyone..."

ANNNNND WE'RE BACK! AND NOW THAT THE FINAL VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST, IT'S TIME TO LEARN WHO THE GRAND WINNER OF CHALDEA'S FIRST EVER IDOL SHOWDOWN IS!
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Peridot: "Somehow I can relate to this..." -Didn't have a very kind manager, and that's not to mention the Diamonds-
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Nice shot! -Follows Kiyohime's attack up with a flail and battleaxe swings-
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-She doesn't want her curse to bring harm to anyone else...-

Weiss: -fingers crossed-
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-oof...-
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Link: No more shockwaves, please...
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Qrow: "And why's that? Have a curse or something?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-OF COURSE-
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Weiss: "Oh dear..."

-As for Star, she just ordered nachos-

-Simple meal, but she only wanted a snack anyway-
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-Determined to make them bond, Sprig conspires to steal more corn right from under their noses so that they'll have to keep waiting to catch the supposed thief. Polly's having none of it and chases him down, even tackling him before he can steal anymore of their own farm's corn-

-At that point, Anne and Hop Pop realize someone's at the corn crops and promptly stop arguing-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-As for Star, she just ordered nachos-

-Simple meal, but she only wanted a snack anyway-
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-Determined to make them bond, Sprig conspires to steal more corn right from under their noses so that they'll have to keep waiting to catch the supposed thief. Polly's having none of it and chases him down, even tackling him before he can steal anymore of their own farm's corn-

-At that point, Anne and Hop Pop realize someone's at the corn crops and promptly stop arguing-

Zelda: -intrigued-
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Weiss: "Go, Polly!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: -intrigued-
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Weiss: "Go, Polly!"

Star: "These are pretty good!" -Munching on nachos-
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(This won't end well...)

-Unfortunately, the hallucinations cause Anne and Hop Pop to see Sprig and Polly as a tall, ghastly, two-headed corn monster that breathes copper flames-

-They're convinced it's the corn thief they've been looking for, and Hop Pop even says it's the scariest thing he's ever seen, something Anne says they can finally agree on. Despite all this, they're determined to defeat the supposed thief!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "These are pretty good!" -Munching on nachos-
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(This won't end well...)

-Unfortunately, the hallucinations cause Anne and Hop Pop to see Sprig and Polly as a tall, ghastly, two-headed corn monster that breathes copper flames-

-They're convinced it's the corn thief they've been looking for, and Hop Pop even says it's the scariest thing he's ever seen, something Anne says they can finally agree on. Despite all this, they're determined to defeat the supposed thief!-

Zelda: "They are?"
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Weiss: ".........It won't..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Even more than she realized...-
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(That would be great! But how can we do that when he has to follow Drakkon's orders?)
___

-Her luck seems to have turned for the better since then-
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(...It can't be truly impossible...)

-Yeah, or anyone for that matter...-
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Chen Gong: That's what remains to figure.
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-Even her mother is a bit too paranoid now to get to her-
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-..........Oh goodness, what if it is?!-

Palu: "...Are you frowning?"
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-KEK-
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-indeed...-
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Phosphy: -already there :V-

Kama: "......." -does a pout-
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-Wait 'till she sees the Heisei and Reiwa Riders- :V
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Arcueid: "Feels good to be like this...~"
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Medusa: "Didn't expect any less"

ANNNNND WE'RE BACK! AND NOW THAT THE FINAL VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST, IT'S TIME TO LEARN WHO THE GRAND WINNER OF CHALDEA'S FIRST EVER IDOL SHOWDOWN IS!
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Peridot: "Somehow I can relate to this..." -Didn't have a very kind manager, and that's not to mention the Diamonds-
___

Nice shot! -Follows Kiyohime's attack up with a flail and battleaxe swings-
___

-She doesn't want her curse to bring harm to anyone else...-

Weiss: -fingers crossed-
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-oof...-
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Link: No more shockwaves, please...
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Qrow: "And why's that? Have a curse or something?"

-But first some last impressions from the judges!-
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-Ouch...-
-Her father specially seems completely neglectful-
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-Right now the Pirate is too hurt to do shockwaves-
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Brynhildr: "...That's why you should be away..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kama: "......." -does a pout-
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-Wait 'till she sees the Heisei and Reiwa Riders- :V
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Arcueid: "Feels good to be like this...~"
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Medusa: "Didn't expect any less"

-Palu laughs-
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-LMAO-
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Byleth: "Sure does."
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-and Cleo?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "They are?"
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Weiss: ".........It won't..."

Star: "Nachos usually are!"
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-Hop Pop and Anne, not realizing the hallucinations they're seeing aren't real, try to use anime-inspired magic attacks to defeat the corn thief. They appear to land, but the corn thief is unharmed and laughs evil. They continue trying to attack with more magical-attacks-

-Sprig and Polly are understandably confused since all they see are Anne and Hop Pop extending their hands out with nothing happening whatsoever. Both also have bags under their eyes-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Nachos usually are!"
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-Hop Pop and Anne, not realizing the hallucinations they're seeing aren't real, try to use anime-inspired magic attacks to defeat the corn thief. They appear to land, but the corn thief is unharmed and laughs evil. They continue trying to attack with more magical-attacks-

-Sprig and Polly are understandably confused since all they see are Anne and Hop Pop extending their hands out with nothing happening whatsoever. Both also have bags under their eyes-

Zelda: "I never tried one..."
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-LMAO-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah, or anyone for that matter...-
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Chen Gong: That's what remains to figure.
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-Even her mother is a bit too paranoid now to get to her-
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-..........Oh goodness, what if it is?!-

-She had no idea...-
___

(I know we can figure out a plan! Especially with your help, Chen Gong!)
___

-With that knowledge in mind, this is one of the most relaxing nights Aya has had in months-
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(...Are they right? Does Winter...actually like me.?)

Weiss: -fingers crossed-
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-oof...-
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Link: No more shockwaves, please...
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Qrow: "And why's that? Have a curse or something?"

-But first some last impressions from the judges!-
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-Ouch...-
-Her father specially seems completely neglectful-
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-Right now the Pirate is too hurt to do shockwaves-
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Brynhildr: "...That's why you should be away..."

uhh, i-i have to speak again?
___

Peridot: "What a clod of a father."
___

Now's our chance, everyone!
___

-He likely won't leave anyway...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "I never tried one..."
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-LMAO-

Star: "Marco always made the best ones."
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-Hop Pop yells that the corn creature must be immune to magic, so Anne orders him to grab those nearby power-ups, thinking in video game logic-

-Said powers-ups are an actual pitchfork and sickle. Sprig and Polly's immediate response is to run for their lives-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-But first some last impressions from the judges!-
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-Ouch...-
-Her father specially seems completely neglectful-
---
-Right now the Pirate is too hurt to do shockwaves-
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Brynhildr: "...That's why you should be away..."

uhh, i-i have to speak again?
___

Peridot: "What a clod of a father."
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Now's our chance, everyone!
___

-He likely won't leave anyway...-

Azura: "Yes."
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-indeed...-
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-ANCIENT ARROW-
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Qrow: -snickers- "That's what I'm doing. Being away from others."

Star: "Marco always made the best ones."
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-Hop Pop yells that the corn creature must be immune to magic, so Anne orders him to grab those nearby power-ups, thinking in video game logic-

-Said powers-ups are an actual pitchfork and sickle. Sprig and Polly's immediate response is to run for their lives-

Zelda: "He did?"
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Weiss: "OH NO!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "He did?"
---
Weiss: "OH NO!"

Star: "It's his specialty!"
___

(DON'T HURT THEM!)

-Sprig eventually crashes into the house, causing Polly to fall off of his head-

-At this point, Sprig can only profusely apologize for his scheme while in tears...At which point Anne and Hop Pop recognize that thr corn thief has Sprig's voice, drop their weapons, and the hallucinations stop entirely-

-Hop Pop is shocked upon realizing that nothing they just saw was real-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "It's his specialty!"
___

(DON'T HURT THEM!)

-Sprig eventually crashes into the house, causing Polly to fall off of his head-

-At this point, Sprig can only profusely apologize for his scheme while in tears...At which point Anne and Hop Pop recognize that thr corn thief has Sprig's voice, drop their weapons, and the hallucinations stop entirely-

-Hop Pop is shocked upon realizing that nothing they just saw was real-

-she curious now-
---
Weiss: "Well, that almost backfired."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-she curious now-
---
Weiss: "Well, that almost backfired."

Star: "Want one?"

___

(Disastrously...)

-Still, Anne and Hop Pop believed they were goners in the face of the supposed corn monster...Yet, they defended each other, which they both note-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Want one?"

___

(Disastrously...)

-Still, Anne and Hop Pop believed they were goners in the face of the supposed corn monster...Yet, they defended each other, which they both note-

Zelda: "If you would be so kind..."
---
Weiss: "Yet it somehow works..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "If you would be so kind..."
---
Weiss: "Yet it somehow works..."

-She shares nachos!-
___

-Anne says that back home, they call that "having a friend's back". Hop Pop says here, they used to call it "pulling a Stinky McGuire" but that it doesn't mean much if somebody didn't know who Stinky was, so he compromises and sticks with Anne's saying. They're able to laugh at this for a moment, before passing out from staying up all night-

-Polly even says she owes Sprig an apology since his plan somehow worked. Ironically, Sprig himself, still reeling from terror, says he maybe they should just go with her advice next time...before he passes out as well-

-Polly is annoyed since this means she should probably drag her sleeping family back into the house- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Palu laughs-
---
-LMAO-
---
Byleth: "Sure does."
---
-and Cleo?-

-Thoughts?-
---
-Most with bug eyes-
---
Guifei: "No problems for the moment~"
---
-She comes through the door-
-Sparkling~-

-She had no idea...-
___

(I know we can figure out a plan! Especially with your help, Chen Gong!)
___

-With that knowledge in mind, this is one of the most relaxing nights Aya has had in months-
___

(...Are they right? Does Winter...actually like me.?)

-How is she now?-
---
Chen Gong: I'm counting on it.
---
-Or ever, really...-
---
-.......Does she?-

uhh, i-i have to speak again?
___

Peridot: "What a clod of a father."
___

Now's our chance, everyone!
___

-He likely won't leave anyway...-

Azura: "Yes."
---
-indeed...-
---
-ANCIENT ARROW-
---
Qrow: -snickers- "That's what I'm doing. Being away from others."

-Yep, yes you must-
---
-She also really really likes cute things, despite denying it-
---
-HIGH AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE FROM THE NCIENT ARROW-
---
Brynhildr: "Then please, do the same for me..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-How is she now?-
---
Chen Gong: I'm counting on it.
---
-Or ever, really...-
---
-.......Does she?-

-Jackie...isn't sure what to say...-
___

(You're the coolest Servant!)
___

-Aya reflects on that?-
___

(...How would I know for sure...?) -Nervous-

Azura: "Yes."
---
-indeed...-
---
-ANCIENT ARROW-
---
Qrow: -snickers- "That's what I'm doing. Being away from others."

-Yep, yes you must-
---
-She also really really likes cute things, despite denying it-
---
-HIGH AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE FROM THE NCIENT ARROW-
---
Brynhildr: "Then please, do the same for me..."

umm...both contestants sang really well...they're both really talented and passionate. but there can only be one winner...i think. is that right?

CORRECT AS CAN BE, BLOOKY!
___

Peridot: "She'd like most of the Pokemon here!"
___

Keep it up, everyone! -Still attacking-
___

-And just let her sulk feeling miserable?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She shares nachos!-
___

-Anne says that back home, they call that "having a friend's back". Hop Pop says here, they used to call it "pulling a Stinky McGuire" but that it doesn't mean much if somebody didn't know who Stinky was, so he compromises and sticks with Anne's saying. They're able to laugh at this for a moment, before passing out from staying up all night-

-Polly even says she owes Sprig an apology since his plan somehow worked. Ironically, Sprig himself, still reeling from terror, says he maybe they should just go with her advice next time...before he passes out as well-

-Polly is annoyed since this means she should probably drag her sleeping family back into the house- :V

-AND ZELDA TRIES IT-

Zelda: "... I don't get it."

-no cheese :V-
---
Weiss: "And he's not going to get any consequences from stealing the corn?"

-Thoughts?-
---
-Most with bug eyes-
---
Guifei: "No problems for the moment~"
---
-She comes through the door-
-Sparkling~-

Palu: Cute pout.
---
Ingrid:
---
-NOT AT ALL-
---
Pandora: "Someone's a showoff :V"

-Yep, yes you must-
---
-She also really really likes cute things, despite denying it-
---
-HIGH AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE FROM THE NCIENT ARROW-
---
Brynhildr: "Then please, do the same for me..."

umm...both contestants sang really well...they're both really talented and passionate. but there can only be one winner...i think. is that right?

CORRECT AS CAN BE, BLOOKY!
___

Peridot: "She'd like most of the Pokemon here!"
___

Keep it up, everyone! -Still attacking-
___

-And just let her sulk feeling miserable?-

Azura: "And after consideration..." -lets Spartacus end the sentence-
---
Deadpool: "Oh totally."
---
-MORE ARROWS-
---
Qrow: "Don't want to talk about it?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-AND ZELDA TRIES IT-

Zelda: "... I don't get it."

-no cheese :V-
---
Weiss: "And he's not going to get any consequences from stealing the corn?"

Star: "You didn't add the cheese."
___

(If he does, it's off-screen.)

-The episode ends with Polly deciding to trying Anne's berry-flavored energy drink before bringing her family back to the house, and hallucinating a talking rock golem that acts as her loyal soldier-

(...Because that's how this episode ends...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "You didn't add the cheese."
___

(If he does, it's off-screen.)

-The episode ends with Polly deciding to trying Anne's berry-flavored energy drink before bringing her family back to the house, and hallucinating a talking rock golem that acts as her loyal soldier-

(...Because that's how this episode ends...)

Zelda: "...Oh, that makes sense..."
---
Weiss: "......."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "...Oh, that makes sense..."
---
Weiss: "......."

-She adds it this time?- :V
___

-Definitely the weirdest episode so far-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She adds it this time?- :V
___

-Definitely the weirdest episode so far-

-of course-
---
Weiss: "This episode wasn't much of a highlight to me..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-of course-
---
Weiss: "This episode wasn't much of a highlight to me..."

-And what does she think?-
___

(It's not one of my favorites, either, but I think you'll really like the next two!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And what does she think?-
___

(It's not one of my favorites, either, but I think you'll really like the next two!)

Zelda: "Whoa..."
---
Weiss: "I will?"