Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

How is it supposed to turn out, exactly?
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-And this time Yang losing results in the table being destroyed- :V
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-Hopediah scrambles to look for the kids...Only to find that Anne and Sprig are just playing a board game in the basement, both alive and well-

-Of course, they claim they've been doing this all day and never left the house, and Anne even suggests that the key simply fell out of Hopediah's pocket. He buys it-

Ingrid: "You'll know when it works."
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-ABSOLUTELY-
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Weiss: "That was lucky..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "You'll know when it works."
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-ABSOLUTELY-
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Weiss: "That was lucky..."

-The pudding melts again-

Looks like that won't be any time soon...
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Garnet: "Gauntlet wins."
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-Polly also shows up, thinking she'll catch Anne in the act of trying to eat Sprig as it would give her an excuse to fight the human to the death-

-She then outright says she's disappointed upon finally realizing that Anne isn't a threat-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The pudding melts again-

Looks like that won't be any time soon...
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Garnet: "Gauntlet wins."
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-Polly also shows up, thinking she'll catch Anne in the act of trying to eat Sprig as it would give her an excuse to fight the human to the death-

-She then outright says she's disappointed upon finally realizing that Anne isn't a threat-

Ingrid: "It takes time."
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Yang: "Cheater"
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-okay, I laughed at that-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "It takes time."
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Yang: "Cheater"
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-okay, I laughed at that-

-Even the supposedly all-knowing Glossaryck failed numerous times in the span of an entire day-
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Amethyst: "You accepted the challenge."
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-At this point it becomes obvious that Polly's a Blood Knight despite being a tadpole- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Even the supposedly all-knowing Glossaryck failed numerous times in the span of an entire day-
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Amethyst: "You accepted the challenge."
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-At this point it becomes obvious that Polly's a Blood Knight despite being a tadpole- :V

-having knowledge and applying it are two different things-
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Yang: "And?"
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-that'll totally lead her to trouble-

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Wasn't it obvious? Lizzy isn't an idol for no reason. And besides, there's more to singing than just talent.)

(It was actually an impressive performance...I'm sorry we misjudged you, Elizabeth.)
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Peridot: "WHAT THE F-"

Steven: -Passing by- "Peridot, no! Who taught you that word?!"
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Lapis: "...Well, that's a bad sign."

I've fought and defeated bigger bads than you! Bring it on!
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-Seems that leaves BB with no other choice-

Weiss: "Well, whoever wins, that was a fair contest either way."
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-she was about to say fudge :V-
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Zelda: "Same here!"
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Ingrid: "You can't leave this place unless I allow it, so you'd just be wasting time."

Rin: It's weird but it makes sense...

-Judges be over it-
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-She remembered to have language given the presence of a child- :V
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-And they finally saw what it was-

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BB: "........Just what's all you want?"

Marco: "Well...Jackie Lynn Thomas has been my crush for nearly my entire life. I still wanted to know her for who she is before actually getting together with her. I told her that myself when I had no choice but to admit I had a crush on her, but I made it clear that she deserves someone who's willing to get to know her for the person she is, and that I'd try my best to do that...From there we started hanging out more often, I admitted about most of my insecurities to her, finally we went out on a date, and...honestly? Jackie's one of the coolest people I know. I-I'm definitely happy with her, even if it's been a while since I've last seen her..."
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-And the cookies are amazing!-
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-Sigh- Thanks, Aya, I-I don't think there's any chance that I'd be able to help Lusamine alone, not with all the constant th-threats we're dealing with here...
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-It's only a matter of time-

Mata Hari: "And that while has lasted plenty... And have you communicated with her?"
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-Their eyes sparkle now too!-
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Aya: "It's fine. What you're on now, anyway?"
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-Of course-

Kanna: "Thanks." -cute grin-
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Ingrid: "Indeed it does... but it'll be fine."
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Byleth: "Why do you think I keep turning down offers from the kitchen staff?"
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-yee~-

Hayate: "Ah, cute smile!"
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Ran: "A-Alright..."
Yukari: "I suppose it's time to make those new Keys, before figuring where those mysterious ones came from"
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Arcueid: "That makes sense to me"
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-Bizarre, but good for everyone!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hayate: "Ah, cute smile!"
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Ran: "A-Alright..."
Yukari: "I suppose it's time to make those new Keys, before figuring where those mysterious ones came from"
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Arcueid: "That makes sense to me"
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-Bizarre, but good for everyone!-

Kanna: "M-Me?"
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Ingrid: "R-Right..."
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-and Guifei's thoughts?-
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-yay-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mata Hari: "And that while has lasted plenty... And have you communicated with her?"
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-Their eyes sparkle now too!-
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Aya: "It's fine. What you're on now, anyway?"
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-Of course-

Marco: "...Not regularly..."

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So? What do you think?
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Trying to locate the planet Phazon originated from, for one...
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(We'll evolve soon, Patxi. I can wait a little longer.)

(Alright! Then I don't mind waiting either.)

-Both foxes smiled at each during the whole conversation-

-having knowledge and applying it are two different things-
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Yang: "And?"
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-that'll totally lead her to trouble-

-Fair enough- :V
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Amethyst: "How's that cheating?"
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-What does Weiss think of her, for that matter?-

Weiss: "Well, whoever wins, that was a fair contest either way."
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-she was about to say fudge :V-
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Zelda: "Same here!"
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Ingrid: "You can't leave this place unless I allow it, so you'd just be wasting time."

Rin: It's weird but it makes sense...

-Judges be over it-
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-She remembered to have language given the presence of a child- :V
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-And they finally saw what it was-

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BB: "........Just what's all you want?"

w-well... who do you two think should win?
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Peridot: "Ugh, whatever! Why did the game itself retcon Sayori's existence?!"
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What the-? Another Space Pirate?!
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-Fair questiont, honestly-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "M-Me?"
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Ingrid: "R-Right..."
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-and Guifei's thoughts?-
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-yay-

Hayate: "Yes, you!"
Kuro: "Agreed"
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Yukari: "Let me show you what I used"

-And she did, showing 46 pocket-sized gears that have the image of all Red Rangers (or White Ranger in Zenkaiger's case) printed on-

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Guifei: "You would have been a great courtesean... At least in that area"
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-Indeeeeed~-

Marco: "...Not regularly..."

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So? What do you think?
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Trying to locate the planet Phazon originated from, for one...
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(We'll evolve soon, Patxi. I can wait a little longer.)

(Alright! Then I don't mind waiting either.)

-Both foxes smiled at each during the whole conversation-

Mata Hari: "That's problematic on its own..."
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Gareth: "Woah~!"
Paris: "I need more!"
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Aya: "Any results?"
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-Rin internally squealed-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rin: It's weird but it makes sense...

-Judges be over it-
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-She remembered to have language given the presence of a child- :V
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-And they finally saw what it was-
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BB: "........Just what's all you want?"

w-well... who do you two think should win?
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Peridot: "Ugh, whatever! Why did the game itself retcon Sayori's existence?!"
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What the-? Another Space Pirate?!
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-Fair questiont, honestly-

Azura: "Both were really good... but it's hard not to be biased when I can relate so heavily with Weiss's song..."
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Deadpool: "Just keep playing."
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Zelda: "They'll be nothing once we're done with them..."
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Ingrid: "I just want to know what you're up to."

Hayate: "Yes, you!"
Kuro: "Agreed"
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Yukari: "Let me show you what I used"

-And she did, showing 46 pocket-sized gears that have the image of all Red Rangers (or White Ranger in Zenkaiger's case) printed on-
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Guifei: "You would have been a great courtesean... At least in that area"
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-Indeeeeed~-

-she blush-
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Ingrid: "You need this many?"
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Byleth: "A what?"
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-then?-

-Fair enough- :V
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Amethyst: "How's that cheating?"
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-What does Weiss think of her, for that matter?-

-they eventually succeed-
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Yang: "...." -has nothing, pouts, arms crossed-
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-that she has a lot of growth to go through-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mata Hari: "That's problematic on its own..."
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Gareth: "Woah~!"
Paris: "I need more!"
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Aya: "Any results?"
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-Rin internally squealed-

Marco: -Sighs- "Yeah, I know..."
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-And there are plenty more cookies on the trays!-
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We think we've nearly tracked it down, we just need to figure out how to deal with the planet itself...
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-Current thoughts?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-they eventually succeed-
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Yang: "...." -has nothing, pouts, arms crossed-
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-that she has a lot of growth to go through-

Oh, I've done it!
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-Amethyst chuckled-

-Yang wants a rematch?- :V
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-As does all of the main cast-

-For now, thoughz Anne and Sprig are both relieved their lake visit remained a secret-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh, I've done it!
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-Amethyst chuckled-

-Yang wants a rematch?- :V
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-As does all of the main cast-

-For now, thoughz Anne and Sprig are both relieved their lake visit remained a secret-

Ingrid: "Go ahead and try it~"
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-HECK YEAH... but not now-
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-but someone actually knows?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "Go ahead and try it~"
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-HECK YEAH... but not now-
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-but someone actually knows?-

-She tries it!-
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Garnet: "I think that's enough for now."
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-Doesn't appear to be the case...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She tries it!-
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Garnet: "I think that's enough for now."
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-Doesn't appear to be the case...-

-how is it?-
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Yang: "Agreed."
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Weiss: "Not a bad show..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-how is it?-
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Yang: "Agreed."
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Weiss: "Not a bad show..."

I never thought roasted pudding could be so good! Or physically possible.
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Amethyst: "That was pretty badass, though."
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(Yay! I'm so glad you think so! But I think there's still a minute left in the episode...)

-As both Anne and Sprig prepare to catch some shuteye, the former worriedly looks at a photo of herself and her two friends-

-She reveals that their names are Sasha and Marcy, and says that, wherever they are, she hopes they're alright..-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I never thought roasted pudding could be so good! Or physically possible.
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Amethyst: "That was pretty badass, though."
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(Yay! I'm so glad you think so! But I think there's still a minute left in the episode...)

-As both Anne and Sprig prepare to catch some shuteye, the former worriedly looks at a photo of herself and her two friends-

-She reveals that their names are Sasha and Marcy, and says that, wherever they are, she hopes they're alright..-

Ingrid: "I know, right?!"
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Yang: "Agreed." -not a sore loser-
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-will we see them? or did a snake eat them? :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "I know, right?!"
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Yang: "Agreed." -not a sore loser-
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-will we see them? or did a snake eat them? :V-

Definitely worth it. -Halfway done with hers by now-
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-The Gems shook her hand-
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-Sasha, yes, Marcy, not until season 2- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Definitely worth it. -Halfway done with hers by now-
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-The Gems shook her hand-
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-Sasha, yes, Marcy, not until season 2- :V

Ingrid: "Absolutely."
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-she shook back-
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-DAMN...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "Absolutely."
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-she shook back-
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-DAMN...-

Have you tried this with other puddings?
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-Determined to defeat the gantlet in arm wrestling at a later time?-
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-Then the scene cuts to a tall, ominous tower situated in an area that looks to be far away from the village the Plantars live in-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Have you tried this with other puddings?
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-Determined to defeat the gantlet in arm wrestling at a later time?-
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-Then the scene cuts to a tall, ominous tower situated in an area that looks to be far away from the village the Plantars live in-

Ingrid: "Not yet..."
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-indeed :V-
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Weiss: "Huh?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "Not yet..."
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-indeed :V-
--
Weiss: "Huh?"

I think I'll stick with chocolate anyway.
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-Thoughts?-
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-The tower is in the middle of a thunderstorm, and inside, an armored toad soldier is seen standing in front of a prison cell-

-His face isn't shown in full, but one of his eyes is glowing a sickly green color, displaying a angry and stern expression, while his remaining eye is perpetually wide open and appears to be completely blind-

(I haven't seen this character before...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I think I'll stick with chocolate anyway.
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-Thoughts?-
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-The tower is in the middle of a thunderstorm, and inside, an armored toad soldier is seen standing in front of a prison cell-

-His face isn't shown in full, but one of his eyes is glowing a sickly green color, displaying a angry and stern expression, while his remaining eye is perpetually wide open and appears to be completely blind-

(I haven't seen this character before...)

Ingrid: "Not even trying to dip your tongue in other sweets?"
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Yang: Damn, she's strong...
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Weiss: "Huh... he seems evil."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "Not even trying to dip your tongue in other sweets?"
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Yang: Damn, she's strong...
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Weiss: "Huh... he seems evil."

I missed desserts in general, but chocolate was always my favorite.
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-It doesn't even necessarily seem to be because she's a fusion, either, considering that one of Garnet's components (Sapphire) clearly lacks combat powers-
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(...This is probably the main villain of the show...)

-Speaking to someone inside the cell, he holds up a shoe his soldiers have discovered, one clearly designed for a human. Specifically a shoe that Anne lost after being sent to Amphibia-

-His only line of dialogue in the episode is this: "Take a look at this please, Sasha. It was found far from here, in the South Forest. Now we know that you've been lying to us. Now we know that there are more of you..."-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I missed desserts in general, but chocolate was always my favorite.
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-It doesn't even necessarily seem to be because she's a fusion, either, considering that one of Garnet's components (Sapphire) clearly lacks combat powers-
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(...This is probably the main villain of the show...)

-Speaking to someone inside the cell, he holds up a shoe his soldiers have discovered, one clearly designed for a human. Specifically a shoe that Anne lost after being sent to Amphibia-

-His only line of dialogue in the episode is this: "Take a look at this please, Sasha. It was found far from here, in the South Forest. Now we know that you've been lying to us. Now we know that there are more of you..."-

Ingrid: "Still, other desserts can be just as good."
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-it's all Ruby-
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Weiss: "Sasha?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "Still, other desserts can be just as good."
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-it's all Ruby-
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Weiss: "Sasha?"

Not to mention breakfast pastries. I always did enjoy muffins!
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-And even she isn't as strong as Garnet, interestingly enough-
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-The last shot of the episode confirms that the prisoner is none other than Sasha herself, revealing the whereabouts of one of Anne's friends-

-Judging by the villains's dialogue, he believes the humans are an invading threat to Amphibia and demands answers. Sasha's angry, bitter expression implies that she defiantly hadn't told him a thing why she's here or about her friends-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Not to mention breakfast pastries. I always did enjoy muffins!
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-And even she isn't as strong as Garnet, interestingly enough-
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-The last shot of the episode confirms that the prisoner is none other than Sasha herself, revealing the whereabouts of one of Anne's friends-

-Judging by the villains's dialogue, he believes the humans are an invading threat to Amphibia and demands answers. Sasha's angry, bitter expression implies that she defiantly hadn't told him a thing why she's here or about her friends-

Ingrid: "What of parfaits?"
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-maybe if already boosted by her Semblance, she'd have a chance...-
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Weiss: "She was protecting them..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "What of parfaits?"
---
-maybe if already boosted by her Semblance, she'd have a chance...-
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Weiss: "She was protecting them..."

I remember trying them every now and then. This is a monarchy-owned castle, after all.
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-But how could Yang already have her Semblance boost active for arm wrestling?-
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(...Maybe she's not as bad of a friend as we thought?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I remember trying them every now and then. This is a monarchy-owned castle, after all.
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-But how could Yang already have her Semblance boost active for arm wrestling?-
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(...Maybe she's not as bad of a friend as we thought?)

Ingrid: "We should totally have you try all sorts of desserts while you're cooped up in here."
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-by having someone hit her a few times before? :V-
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Weiss: "Or maybe she genuinely didn't know?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "We should totally have you try all sorts of desserts while you're cooped up in here."
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-by having someone hit her a few times before? :V-
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Weiss: "Or maybe she genuinely didn't know?"

You're very kind, Ingrid.
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-That would work- :V
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(Either way, at the least the villain doesn't know where Anne is yet...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You're very kind, Ingrid.
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-That would work- :V
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(Either way, at the least the villain doesn't know where Anne is yet...)

Ingrid:
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-indeed-
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Weiss: "But Anne doesn't know the villain exists either..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid:
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-indeed-
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Weiss: "But Anne doesn't know the villain exists either..."

Are you alright?
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-But yeah, that'll be later-
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(It's only a matter of time before he shows up...)

-In the credits, the villain is named "Captain Grime", indicating that he's of military authority-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Are you alright?
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-But yeah, that'll be later-
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(It's only a matter of time before he shows up...)

-In the credits, the villain is named "Captain Grime", indicating that he's of military authority-

Ingrid: "Of course I am"
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-indeed-
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-or full of himself :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "Of course I am"
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-indeed-
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-or full of himself :V-

Then I'll take you up on that offer and try more desserts later. I think I've had enough for now.

-After one more roasted pudding, she's already in the process of making another- :V
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-And now I don't know how to continue this-
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-He's both- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Then I'll take you up on that offer and try more desserts later. I think I've had enough for now.

-After one more roasted pudding, she's already in the process of making another- :V
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-And now I don't know how to continue this-
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-He's both- :V

Ingrid: "Fair enough."
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-same-
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-sounds about right :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ingrid: "Fair enough."
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-same-
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-sounds about right :V-

-Again, nothing like how history described the so-called "Queen of Darkness"...-
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-Then the end credits play, showing Anne and Sprig reading books under the stars, the Plantar farm and house in the backgound. Sprig eventually yawns and passes out near Anne. The sight warms her heart, and she decides to stop reading for the night and just look at the star-filled sky of this world near her newfound friend-

-It made them look a lot like siblings-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Again, nothing like how history described the so-called "Queen of Darkness"...-
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-Then the end credits play, showing Anne and Sprig reading books under the stars, the Plantar farm and house in the backgound. Sprig eventually yawns and passes out near Anne. The sight warms her heart, and she decides to stop reading for the night and just look at the star-filled sky of this world near her newfound friend-

-It made them look a lot like siblings-

-it makes Ingrid even more intrigued-
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Weiss: ".... That was cute."

 

[Digital Hazard]

w-well... who do you two think should win?
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Peridot: "Ugh, whatever! Why did the game itself retcon Sayori's existence?!"
___

What the-? Another Space Pirate?!
___

-Fair questiont, honestly-

Azura: "Both were really good... but it's hard not to be biased when I can relate so heavily with Weiss's song..."
---
Deadpool: "Just keep playing."
---
Zelda: "They'll be nothing once we're done with them..."
---
Ingrid: "I just want to know what you're up to."

Spartacus: "I believe Miss Bathory's song exemplifies even better how to free the heart's emotions to share them with the populace"
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Hayate: "Go on"
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Tamamo: "And it's filled with Phazon!"
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BB: "Hmph, BB-chan has so many secrets~"

-she blush-
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Ingrid: "You need this many?"
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Byleth: "A what?"
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-then?-

-Thoughts?-
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Yukari: "Not my fault a new one appears yearly since 1975"
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Guifei: "A courtesean!"
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-Weeeeeell...-

Marco: -Sighs- "Yeah, I know..."
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-And there are plenty more cookies on the trays!-
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We think we've nearly tracked it down, we just need to figure out how to deal with the planet itself...
___

-Current thoughts?-

Mata Hari: "I think you need to communicate with her as well... And it should be one of the first things to do"
---
-Oh boy, they made plenty for everyone!-
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Aya: "Huh, that sounds too troublesome..."
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Rin: They are going to be such a cute couple~!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Thoughts?-
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Yukari: "Not my fault a new one appears yearly since 1975"
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Guifei: "A courtesean!"
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-Weeeeeell...-

Kanna: I have the best friends ever...
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Ingrid: "Yearly?"
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Byleth: "...What's that?"
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-yee?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mata Hari: "I think you need to communicate with her as well... And it should be one of the first things to do"
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-Oh boy, they made plenty for everyone!-
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Aya: "Huh, that sounds too troublesome..."
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Rin: They are going to be such a cute couple~!

Marco: "I gotta go back home...Or call her, o-or just talk to her in general!"
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-Heck yeah, they did!-
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W-We'll find a solution soon, every scientist here is working on it...
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-Even their interactions right now are adorable-

-it makes Ingrid even more intrigued-
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Weiss: ".... That was cute."

-Current thoughts?-
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(I thought it was sweet.)

Azura: "Both were really good... but it's hard not to be biased when I can relate so heavily with Weiss's song..."
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Deadpool: "Just keep playing."
---
Zelda: "They'll be nothing once we're done with them..."
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Ingrid: "I just want to know what you're up to."

Spartacus: "I believe Miss Bathory's song exemplifies even better how to free the heart's emotions to share them with the populace"
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Hayate: "Go on"
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Tamamo: "And it's filled with Phazon!"
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BB: "Hmph, BB-chan has so many secrets~"

oh nooo...that means i have to be the tiebreaker judge, d-doesn't it?

I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE A GOOD JUDGEMENT, BLOOKY!
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-Peridot carries on-
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Keep your distance, everyone!

-Armed with missiles, primed and ready to fire-
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-That she may be willing to explain to one of her only genuine friends?-