Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ford: (I wasn't wrong when I estimated it would take a while. But at least this way everyone's gettiing back what rightfully theirs!)

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"She shook her head, thoroughly offended by this."

(They really are rude... Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get them back. I'll freeze every Space Pirate we can find if I have to!)

-it's very sweet-
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Weiss: "That's the spirit!"

Sieg: "The blood of the dragon Fafnir that flows through my veins..."
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Nanoha: "Bu-" -no buts-

Kamui: "You too, huh?"
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Harley: "No buts."

-Soldiers from the Empire look at the devastated battlefield, clearly hating the sight of war, while Tanya, Viktoriya and her squad are in the sky. Tanya sees through binoculars more soldiers from the Alliance and orders an assault, though the two privates with them shoot a but uncontrollably and almost get hit. Tanya tells those two their mission is to hold the enemy back, they don't listen and rush in trying to kill all-

-Her reaction is basically the "Pathetic" meme-

Medea: "...In a shonen those two might be some heroes, but I'm sure they'll be dead soon"

Osakabehime: "Yeah I can see this already being the type to do that"
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-Does it work?-
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Arthur: "I am your Servant, I am meant to protect you when it's needed"
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-I have no idea at the time-

-Wait, where's Daruk?-

I'm expecting a lot of expectations to be subverted like that in this one...
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"It's bolted to the ground, and the crystals keeping the cage intact are attached to it and the ground as well."

"So no dice."
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"But that doesn't mean she should abandon him..."
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"He was with the other Champions, I think"

Deadpool: "That show'll be fun to watch."
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Yang: "Damn..."
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Ruby: "You're more than that to me!"
--
-yes-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-it's very sweet-
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Weiss: "That's the spirit!"

Thanks for keeping all this stuff those meanies stole safe! What was your name again?

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(And they couldn't have gotten far!)

"They still can't be sure about that, actually..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Thanks for keeping all this stuff those meanies stole safe! What was your name again?

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(And they couldn't have gotten far!)

"They still can't be sure about that, actually..."

Zelda: "Zelda."
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Weiss: "How can you know...?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Zelda."
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Weiss: "How can you know...?"

That's a pretty name! Not unlike Peach, actually. Are you a princess like her?

Ford: "Ahem" Sorry for the interruption, but may I ask permission to look for some of my stolen inventions?

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(I...don't, actually...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

That's a pretty name! Not unlike Peach, actually. Are you a princess like her?

Ford: "Ahem" Sorry for the interruption, but may I ask permission to look for some of my stolen inventions?

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(I...don't, actually...)

Zelda: "Oh, go ahead."
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Weiss: "Neither do I..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Oh, go ahead."
---
Weiss: "Neither do I..."

Ford: Thank you very much, your highness!

Are you really a princess, then?

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(We should at least try to look for them, right? I only said what I did because I just didn't want you to worry...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Does she look sorrowful? Mr. Fish would notice by her expression for sure."
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(...I can watch her.)

(I'll stay, too.)

"Because I haven't had mom and son fire horse have any dialogue in too long."
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I hope so!

"Five main cast members are quickly established, the three family members and the tourist trap's two employees working for the great uncle."
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"As soon as Sideways reports back..."

"Not a lot a of viable options..."

-Let's say yes-
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-That makes sense-

Jack: "Thanks a bunch!"
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Paris: "That man is so greedy"

Sideways: This is going nowhere!
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-Of course, of course...-

-Indeed, frustrating the Seeker to no end-

I'm expecting a lot of expectations to be subverted like that in this one...
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"It's bolted to the ground, and the crystals keeping the cage intact are attached to it and the ground as well."

"So no dice."
___

"But that doesn't mean she should abandon him..."
___

"He was with the other Champions, I think"

Deadpool: "That show'll be fun to watch."
---
Yang: "Damn..."
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Ruby: "You're more than that to me!"
--
-yes-

-At the military camp at night, while Viktoriyah and the other two discuss stuff while dinning bean soup, are then called by Tanya, who informs them they are dismissed and should go home. One of the privates tells her they managed to kill many enemies, strictly Tanya tells them this is an army, it has rules to follow-

Osakabehime: "Said by some kid"

Hayate: "Ahem..."

-The privates tell her they want to be here for their country and to be brave, while she's unamused and Viktoriyah stands quiet and nervous...-
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-Aaaand out of universe, the I Burn soundtrack gets stopped on the middle by a scratch- :V
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Arthur: "It is my duty, you should go before they affect you!"
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-So not him-

Kamui: "You too, huh?"
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Harley: "No buts."

Sieg: "Yes, and that's why... I don't know if I can trust your word. No, I think so"
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-Poutnoha-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Let's say yes-
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-That makes sense-

Jack: "Thanks a bunch!"
---
Paris: "That man is so greedy"

Sideways: This is going nowhere!
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-Of course, of course...-

-Indeed, frustrating the Seeker to no end-

(...Mother? What's wrong?)
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(Of course, desr.) "Motherly smile"

"She's still good friends with Jack's mother."
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All shout money!

"Nowhere st all! They're just watching human television!"
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You said the Spave Bridge was st 83% completion?

"...Maybe Thundercrscker or Astro Train?"

Deadpool: "That show'll be fun to watch."
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Yang: "Damn..."
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Ruby: "You're more than that to me!"
--
-yes-

-Indeed, frustrating the Seeker to no end-


-At the military camp at night, while Viktoriyah and the other two discuss stuff while dinning bean soup, are then called by Tanya, who informs them they are dismissed and should go home. One of the privates tells her they managed to kill many enemies, strictly Tanya tells them this is an army, it has rules to follow-

Osakabehime: "Said by some kid"

Hayate: "Ahem..."

-The privates tell her they want to be here for their country and to be brave, while she's unamused and Viktoriyah stands quiet and nervous...-
---
-Aaaand out of universe, the I Burn soundtrack gets stopped on the middle by a scratch- :V
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Arthur: "It is my duty, you should go before they affect you!"
---
-So not him-

Tough and strict for a kid her age...
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Marco: Those crystals aren't easy to destroy.

Maybe Yang's Sembalnce could shatter them!
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"His life is so muxh more important to her than that... they can still both escape..."
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"But the attack was called off, so maybe they can just call him?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ford: Thank you very much, your highness!

Are you really a princess, then?

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(We should at least try to look for them, right? I only said what I did because I just didn't want you to worry...)

Zelda: "Well... only in title."
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Weiss: "We should..."

Sieg: "Yes, and that's why... I don't know if I can trust your word. No, I think so"
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-Poutnoha-

Kamui:
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Harley: "If all you do is please others, can you say that you lived your own life, kid?

Trust me, I spent yeard trying to make someone else happy, but the second I finally got the chance to be on my own, it took a while byt eventually, I... never felt happier."

-At the military camp at night, while Viktoriyah and the other two discuss stuff while dinning bean soup, are then called by Tanya, who informs them they are dismissed and should go home. One of the privates tells her they managed to kill many enemies, strictly Tanya tells them this is an army, it has rules to follow-

Osakabehime: "Said by some kid"

Hayate: "Ahem..."

-The privates tell her they want to be here for their country and to be brave, while she's unamused and Viktoriyah stands quiet and nervous...-
---
-Aaaand out of universe, the I Burn soundtrack gets stopped on the middle by a scratch- :V
---
Arthur: "It is my duty, you should go before they affect you!"
---
-So not him-

Tough and strict for a kid her age...
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Marco: Those crystals aren't easy to destroy.

Maybe Yang's Sembalnce could shatter them!
___

"His life is so muxh more important to her than that... they can still both escape..."
___

"But the attack was called off, so maybe they can just call him?"

Zelda: "But she has the skills to back her words up, right?"
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Yang: "Not impossible... anyone willing to hit me?"
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Ruby: "I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!"
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-maybe they could...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Well... only in title."
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Weiss: "We should..."

What do you mean?

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(Then let's go!)

"Already running off to search for Space Pirates"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(...Mother? What's wrong?)
___

(Of course, desr.) "Motherly smile"

"She's still good friends with Jack's mother."
___

All shout money!

"Nowhere st all! They're just watching human television!"
___

You said the Spave Bridge was st 83% completion?

"...Maybe Thundercrscker or Astro Train?"

Boudica: "Uh? There's nothing..."
---
-Semiramis is looking for some of her chocolate reserves-

-After all that attack, she needs to calm her nerves-
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Paris: "He might cause problems for them in some episodes"

Sideways: And entertaining one at that! -though he'd be a fan of the Bill Cipher expy- :V
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Correct. In about an Earthly day and half, it shall be done.

Scrapper: "You could say learning that this planet will still exist gave us some further motivation" -humble as he is, he's still resentful of this planet like all Decepticons, being where they lost the Great War-

-He's actually pondering on Astrotrain...-

Tough and strict for a kid her age...
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Marco: Those crystals aren't easy to destroy.

Maybe Yang's Sembalnce could shatter them!
___

"His life is so muxh more important to her than that... they can still both escape..."
___

"But the attack was called off, so maybe they can just call him?"

Zelda: "But she has the skills to back her words up, right?"
---
Yang: "Not impossible... anyone willing to hit me?"
---
Ruby: "I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!"
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-maybe they could...-

Medea: "Hmm, despite her age, this series has started fairly grimm, I doubt she'd be in her position if not for it"

-Tanya tells them "fine, I'll consider it... But prepare for punishment". Next morning the soldiers are setting themselves up, Visktoriya pondering where the two privates are, until a lieutenant informs her they were transferred to a rear on suggestion of Tanya, which makes her glad thinking they'll be safer-

-The club doubted that-

-At night there's a battle, Tanya, Viktoriya and other mages fly through, with Viktoriya falling from exhaustion. Tanya tells her to stand up for her country... But then they're called to go back, another unit having been attacked, the lieutenant in charge informing they'll have to go support them instead-
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Ereshkigal: "Why?"

Rin: "She's what you would call a damage sponge; absorbing andreturning with more pressure"
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Arthur: "DO IT OR YOU COULD BE THEIR VICTIM!"
---
-Perhaps, so Lindy could since she's currently in controls-

-...Wait, I think I had Luvia get there-

Kamui:
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Harley: "If all you do is please others, can you say that you lived your own life, kid?

Trust me, I spent yeard trying to make someone else happy, but the second I finally got the chance to be on my own, it took a while byt eventually, I... never felt happier."

-Thoughts?-
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Nanoha: "..." -She can't say how little worth she sees to herself now-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Boudica: "Uh? There's nothing..."
---
-Semiramis is looking for some of her chocolate reserves-

-After all that attack, she needs to calm her nerves-
---
Paris: "He might cause problems for them in some episodes"

Sideways: And entertaining one at that! -though he'd be a fan of the Bill Cipher expy- :V
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Correct. In about an Earthly day and half, it shall be done.

Scrapper: "You could say learning that this planet will still exist gave us some further motivation" -humble as he is, he's still resentful of this planet like all Decepticons, being where they lost the Great War-

-He's actually pondering on Astrotrain...-

(...)

(Go help her, honey. I'll be fine.) "Gave the Gyarados a kiss on the cheek"

"Blushed, but quickly left the Milotic's side so he can focus on what's bothering his mother."
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"Smol horse helps her look for them."
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That would be sad...

"Another one aiming to bring about world destruction and domination who's completely insane :V"
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(They have more in common with us than I realized...)

"He's usually very bored and yet quite important, after all..."

Medea: "Hmm, despite her age, this series has started fairly grimm, I doubt she'd be in her position if not for it"

-Tanya tells them "fine, I'll consider it... But prepare for punishment". Next morning the soldiers are setting themselves up, Visktoriya pondering where the two privates are, until a lieutenant informs her they were transferred to a rear on suggestion of Tanya, which makes her glad thinking they'll be safer-

-The club doubted that-

-At night there's a battle, Tanya, Viktoriya and other mages fly through, with Viktoriya falling from exhaustion. Tanya tells her to stand up for her country... But then they're called to go back, another unit having been attacked, the lieutenant in charge informing they'll have to go support them instead-
---
Ereshkigal: "Why?"

Rin: "She's what you would call a damage sponge; absorbing andreturning with more pressure"
---
Arthur: "DO IT OR YOU COULD BE THEIR VICTIM!"
---
-Perhaps, so Lindy could since she's currently in controls-

-...Wait, I think I had Luvia get there-

Zelda: "But she has the skills to back her words up, right?"
---
Yang: "Not impossible... anyone willing to hit me?"
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Ruby: "I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!"
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-maybe they could...-

T-This doesn't bode well...
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Marco; I can knock out monsters twice my size. I could try.

If I know Yang, she can take a hit without issue.
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"What will they do...?"
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"Then that works!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

The Stoopid Unikorn

Okay, so... after reading the first arc of the Transformers: Galaxies comic series, which was a new origin to the Constructicons, I decided that I really liked it. So I decided to rewrite their bio to reflect it:

Master Builders. Dedicating their lives to building ever since being forged, the Constructicons made many of the most prosperous cities and buildings in Cybertron, renowned as some of the most talented builders in the universe. All changed the day they stumbled upon the lost relic called the Enigma of Combination, reformatting them to combine. The Cybertron Senate exhiled them in fear, and resentment that built after many years made them agree and join the Decepticons

Head engineers and architects of the army, the group consists of Scrapper, the humble yet twisted leader, Hook, the perfectionist second-in-command, Bonecrusher, the berserk brute, Mixmaster, the mad scientist, Long Haul, the overachiever, and Scavenger, the one with low esteem. Together they combine into the mighty Devastator, a giant of sheer brutal force.

Their wish is to build whatever they want, without any restrain.

...Oh and another thing, I accidentally mispelled "purpose" on Nightbird's profile first paragraph.

(...)

(Go help her, honey. I'll be fine.) "Gave the Gyarados a kiss on the cheek"

"Blushed, but quickly left the Milotic's side so he can focus on what's bothering his mother."
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"Smol horse helps her look for them."
___

That would be sad...

"Another one aiming to bring about world destruction and domination who's completely insane :V"
___

(They have more in common with us than I realized...)

"He's usually very bored and yet quite important, after all..."

-That's so sweet-
Boudica: "Don't worry, I mean it"
---
-You mean Semiramis or Jack?-
---
Paris: "...Yes it would"

-That's to his liking- :V
---
-Indeed, such as how the Seekers all built as a mass-produced model that are meant to be soldiers of elite and high praise, no different from some Gems-

(Aha! He's perfect!)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-That's so sweet-
Boudica: "Don't worry, I mean it"
---
-You mean Semiramis or Jack?-
---
Paris: "...Yes it would"

-That's to his liking- :V
---
-Indeed, such as how the Seekers all built as a mass-produced model that are meant to be soldiers of elite and high praise, no different from some Gems-

(Aha! He's perfect!)

"He worries anyway."

(Please, you can tell me...)
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"Semiramis."

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...He still seems nicer than Father.

"Then a secret journal is discovered!"
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(They truly are ideal soldiers!)

"Astro Train it is!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What do you mean?

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(Then let's go!)

"Already running off to search for Space Pirates"

Zelda: "It's... a long story, but to put it simply, circumstances led to my nation being independant of any monarchy."
---
-Weiss following her-

-Thoughts?-
---
Nanoha: "..." -She can't say how little worth she sees to herself now-

Kamui: He's on to me...
---
Harley: "It's fine if you want to make everyone happy, just remember that you're also part of that everyone."

Medea: "Hmm, despite her age, this series has started fairly grimm, I doubt she'd be in her position if not for it"

-Tanya tells them "fine, I'll consider it... But prepare for punishment". Next morning the soldiers are setting themselves up, Visktoriya pondering where the two privates are, until a lieutenant informs her they were transferred to a rear on suggestion of Tanya, which makes her glad thinking they'll be safer-

-The club doubted that-

-At night there's a battle, Tanya, Viktoriya and other mages fly through, with Viktoriya falling from exhaustion. Tanya tells her to stand up for her country... But then they're called to go back, another unit having been attacked, the lieutenant in charge informing they'll have to go support them instead-
---
Ereshkigal: "Why?"

Rin: "She's what you would call a damage sponge; absorbing andreturning with more pressure"
---
Arthur: "DO IT OR YOU COULD BE THEIR VICTIM!"
---
-Perhaps, so Lindy could since she's currently in controls-

-...Wait, I think I had Luvia get there-

T-This doesn't bode well...
___

Marco; I can knock out monsters twice my size. I could try.

If I know Yang, she can take a hit without issue.
___

"What will they do...?"
___

"Then that works!"

Zelda: "What a start..."
---
Yang: "If I get strong enough, I might be able to even break the whole thing. And Semblances aren't magic."
---
Ruby: "...No..." -does the Semblance thing again to get both of them away-
---
-Link would be a good choice too, given his track record-

-and Frank is always a good wild card because of his sheer creativity, recourcefulness and duct tape :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He worries anyway."

(Please, you can tell me...)
___

"Semiramis."

___

...He still seems nicer than Father.

"Then a secret journal is discovered!"
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(They truly are ideal soldiers!)

"Astro Train it is!"

Boudica: "...You don't want to hear"
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Semiramis: WHERE IS IT?!
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Paris: "...Sorry to hear" -they see that- "Huh?"
---
-How ironic, they were initially rebels to a society that worked as such, yet when their morality degraded and became terrorists in seek of conquest, still adopted plenty of that system's functions-

-Of course, that's the opposite of a problem for her, as it's made this more than ideal-

(Yes! The moment he returns from doing that Energon transport! HAHAHA!)

T-This doesn't bode well...
___

Marco; I can knock out monsters twice my size. I could try.

If I know Yang, she can take a hit without issue.
___

"What will they do...?"
___

"Then that works!"

Zelda: "What a start..."
---
Yang: "If I get strong enough, I might be able to even break the whole thing. And Semblances aren't magic."
---
Ruby: "...No..." -does the Semblance thing again to get both of them away-
---
-Link would be a good choice too, given his track record-

-and Frank is always a good wild card because of his sheer creativity, recourcefulness and duct tape :V-

-Tanya points out that they can support that squadron, but rescuing is more difficult, even for a mage of her rank... And says Viktoriya shouldn't go as she might as well lose her life and thus helping her before would be useless, but the woman while nervous sets herself to go anyway. Tanya tells her "No, private", but Visha begs, and the lieutenant accepts, to her chagrin-

Medea: "...That woman is kinda cute, not gonna lie..."
Blackbeard: "I know!"

-At least she makes sure to ask if Viktoriya is ready, which she affirms. After the obligatory commercial cut card, the scene changes to a failing battle to that Empire squadron, who are assaulted by Alliance mages in mount-like machines they use for flight while taunting and, frankly, wasting their magic energy-

-Though the squadron is lost, Tanya's arrives-
---
Ereshkigal: "But I don't wan-"

Rin: -This to Yang-

Spoiler: Thumbnail is somewhat NSFW, dammit Dark Sakura

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-Welp, at least that-
---
-Plus he did give Toffee enough trouble to get Orion to retreat-

Kamui: He's on to me...
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Harley: "It's fine if you want to make everyone happy, just remember that you're also part of that everyone."

-Indeed, of course someone with experience on the matter would...-
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Nanoha: "...You think so?"
Fate: "She's right"
Hayate: "Can confirm it myself"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Boudica: "...You don't want to hear"
---
Semiramis: WHERE IS IT?!
---
Paris: "...Sorry to hear" -they see that- "Huh?"
---
-How ironic, they were initially rebels to a society that worked as such, yet when their morality degraded and became terrorists in seek of conquest, still adopted plenty of that system's functions-

-Of course, that's the opposite of a problem for her, as it's made this more than ideal-

(Yes! The moment he returns from doing that Energon transport! HAHAHA!)

(...Can you at least tell me what it's about?)

"Saying what she just did just made Mr. Fish more worried..."
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(I'm sure your chocolate has to be around here somewhere!) "Cheerful and oblivious as to how serious Semi is taking this."
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A mysterious journal of unknown authorship about the town's supernatural secrets!
___

"Once their morality went away, they forgot or neglected what they originally fought for in the first place."

"And precisely. These bots will prove to be much more useful than Topaz ever was, even before she rebelled."

"Good thing that laugh was just in Starscream's mind. "

Zelda: "It's... a long story, but to put it simply, circumstances led to my nation being independant of any monarchy."
---
-Weiss following her-

Oh...W-Well, at least you're still part of that nation, even if you aren't it's Princess anymore...
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"Freezing various leftover lifeforms from Zebes in the way."

"The first problem is they don't even know where any Space Pirates in the base are, now..."

Zelda: "What a start..."
---
Yang: "If I get strong enough, I might be able to even break the whole thing. And Semblances aren't magic."
---
Ruby: "...No..." -does the Semblance thing again to get both of them away-
---
-Link would be a good choice too, given his track record-

-and Frank is always a good wild card because of his sheer creativity, recourcefulness and duct tape :V-

-Tanya points out that they can support that squadron, but rescuing is more difficult, even for a mage of her rank... And says Viktoriya shouldn't go as she might as well lose her life and thus helping her before would be useless, but the woman while nervous sets herself to go anyway. Tanya tells her "No, private", but Visha begs, and the lieutenant accepts, to her chagrin-

Medea: "...That woman is kinda cute, not gonna lie..."
Blackbeard: "I know!"

-At least she makes sure to ask if Viktoriya is ready, which she affirms. After the obligatory commercial cut card, the scene changes to a failing battle to that Empire squadron, who are assaulted by Alliance mages in mount-like machines they use for flight while taunting and, frankly, wasting their magic energy-

-Though the squadron is lost, Tanya's arrives-
---
Ereshkigal: "But I don't wan-"

Rin: -This to Yang-

Spoiler: Thumbnail is somewhat NSFW, dammit Dark Sakura

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-Welp, at least that-
---
-Plus he did give Toffee enough trouble to get Orion to retreat-

****'s gonna get real every five minutes of this show...
___

...I think Rin may have done all the damage she needs.

"Even if not, it's still a great start."
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"Finally, they both made it out alive..."
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"Frank didn't beat him, and in fact got knocked out in the end, but his actions gave Orion more than enough time to escape, ensuring that Toffee couldn't capture him."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(...Can you at least tell me what it's about?)

"Saying what she just did just made Mr. Fish more worried..."
___

(I'm sure your chocolate has to be around here somewhere!) "Cheerful and oblivious as to how serious Semi is taking this."
___

A mysterious journal of unknown authorship about the town's supernatural secrets!
___

"Once their morality went away, they forgot or neglected what they originally fought for in the first place."

"And precisely. These bots will prove to be much more useful than Topaz ever was, even before she rebelled."

"Good thing that laugh was just in Starscream's mind. "

Boudica: ".......It's just...I am happy that things went well"
---
Semiramis: "And I need to find it now!"
---
Paris: "Woah, I wonder who would have made it..."
---
-And not like they can go back to those ways, heck, some of them were built during the Great War-

-Yeah, eccentric as Waspinator is, even that would have raised eyebrows-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Boudica: ".......It's just...I am happy that things went well"
---
Semiramis: "And I need to find it now!"
---
Paris: "Woah, I wonder who would have made it..."
---
-And not like they can go back to those ways, heck, some of them were built during the Great War-

-Yeah, eccentric as Waspinator is, even that would have raised eyebrows-

(You mean for...me?)
___

(I'm sure we will! Where do you usually keep them?)
___

"It seems that will be a big mystery for much of the show and an important plot point...the journal also warns the reader to trust no one in this town...Just as the boy's twin sister shows up and asks him what he's found. In the moment of surprise, he nervously tries to hide it at first, but decides he can trust her with the journal's contents."
___

"So some of them never really knew those ways to begin with..."

"Randomly laughing evily without any apparent reason..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(You mean for...me?)
___

(I'm sure we will! Where do you usually keep them?)
___

"It seems that will be a big mystery for much of the show and an important plot point...the journal also warns the reader to trust no one in this town...Just as the boy's twin sister shows up and asks him what he's found. In the moment of surprise, he nervously tries to hide it at first, but decides he can trust her with the journal's contents."
___

"So some of them never really knew those ways to begin with..."

"Randomly laughing evily without any apparent reason..."

-She just nods, unable to find words to convey it-
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Semiramis: "On a locked cage" -chocolate is reeeeeaaaaally serious business for her-
---
Paris: "But will she believe him...?"
---
-Indeed, Slipstream, Blackarachnia, Nightbird, Astrotrain or Waspinator as examples-

-Not something he'd do, just buzz around-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She just nods, unable to find words to convey it-
---
Semiramis: "On a locked cage" -chocolate is reeeeeaaaaally serious business for her-
---
Paris: "But will she believe him...?"
---
-Indeed, Slipstream, Blackarachnia, Nightbird, Astrotrain or Waspinator as examples-

-Not something he'd do, just buzz around-

(...)

"Gently nuzzles her forehead"

(Thanks, mom...)
___

(...That should stand out, right?)

"I can relate to Semiramis on that regard :V"
___

"She does, fortunately, although, she also doesn't read too much into it at the same time."
___

"All they know is the Decepticon way and the Decepticon cause."

"Starscream's personality is quite different from that of his current vessel, but this personality isn't difficult for him to imitate, either. "

 

[Digital Hazard]

(...)

"Gently nuzzles her forehead"

(Thanks, mom...)
___

(...That should stand out, right?)

"I can relate to Semiramis on that regard :V"
___

"She does, fortunately, although, she also doesn't read too much into it at the same time."
___

"All they know is the Decepticon way and the Decepticon cause."

"Starscream's personality is quite different from that of his current vessel, but this personality isn't difficult for him to imitate, either. "

-She pets him-
Boudica: "Any time..."
---
Semiramis: "I don't remember where I put it!"
---
Paris: "Ooooh" -curious how it will go-
---
-And Megatron's motto: "Peace through tyranny"-

-He just has to buzz around while being dumb- :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She pets him-
Boudica: "Any time..."
---
Semiramis: "I don't remember where I put it!"
---
Paris: "Ooooh" -curious how it will go-
---
-And Megatron's motto: "Peace through tyranny"-

-He just has to buzz around while being dumb- :V

(I'm so glad you found me...I can't imagine how my life would've been without you having raised me...)
___

(Maybe in a room with a lot of treasure?)
___

"The boy hides the journal from their uncle, not trusting him with this info yet as he really doesn't believe in anything supernatural going on in this town...And then the subject quickly changes to the girl announcing that, after spending the first few weeks flirting with every boy she could meet, she managed to find a boyfriend today!"
___

"A motto some off the Diamonds could agree with..."

"It's annoying to do, but it's also an easy task :V"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(I'm so glad you found me...I can't imagine how my life would've been without you having raised me...)
___

(Maybe in a room with a lot of treasure?)
___

"The boy hides the journal from their uncle, not trusting him with this info yet as he really doesn't believe in anything supernatural going on in this town...And then the subject quickly changes to the girl announcing that, after spending the first few weeks flirting with every boy she could meet, she managed to find a boyfriend today!"
___

"A motto some off the Diamonds could agree with..."

"It's annoying to do, but it's also an easy task :V"

Boudica: "I just thought you looked so cute back when I saw you. Still do"
---
Semiramis: "That's what I'm looking at!" -bedroom is fancy-
---
Paris: "...That won't be good, right?"
---
-Ironic, a former freedom fighter doing as such. He would briefly muse about it was he alive-

-Corre- Ow, he bumped into Skywarp-

Hey, watch it bug-face!

U-Uuuh... Waszzpinator sorry?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Boudica: "I just thought you looked so cute back when I saw you. Still do"
---
Semiramis: "That's what I'm looking at!" -bedroom is fancy-
---
Paris: "...That won't be good, right?"
---
-Ironic, a former freedom fighter doing as such. He would briefly muse about it was he alive-

-Corre- Ow, he bumped into Skywarp-

Hey, watch it bug-face!

U-Uuuh... Waszzpinator sorry?

"He smiled warmly hearing that."
___

(Wow, you really are a queen! Look at look this place!)

"He impressed by the fanciness"
___

He looks a little old for her...Or maybe's just a little too tall?

"He looks like a teenager."

"And also a literal zombie."

"...And he also acts like a literal zombie if they could talk."
___

"A fallen hero of rebellion."

"...Yep, that's Waspinator alright."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Indeed, of course someone with experience on the matter would...-
---
Nanoha: "...You think so?"
Fate: "She's right"
Hayate: "Can confirm it myself"

Kamui:
---
Harleen: "I do..."

Oh...W-Well, at least you're still part of that nation, even if you aren't it's Princess anymore...
___

"Freezing various leftover lifeforms from Zebes in the way."

"The first problem is they don't even know where any Space Pirates in the base are, now..."

Zelda: "It's alright. After all I've been through, I can use the retirement."
---
-did they leave...?-

-Tanya points out that they can support that squadron, but rescuing is more difficult, even for a mage of her rank... And says Viktoriya shouldn't go as she might as well lose her life and thus helping her before would be useless, but the woman while nervous sets herself to go anyway. Tanya tells her "No, private", but Visha begs, and the lieutenant accepts, to her chagrin-

Medea: "...That woman is kinda cute, not gonna lie..."
Blackbeard: "I know!"

-At least she makes sure to ask if Viktoriya is ready, which she affirms. After the obligatory commercial cut card, the scene changes to a failing battle to that Empire squadron, who are assaulted by Alliance mages in mount-like machines they use for flight while taunting and, frankly, wasting their magic energy-

-Though the squadron is lost, Tanya's arrives-
---
Ereshkigal: "But I don't wan-"

Rin: -This to Yang-
---
-Welp, at least that-
---
-Plus he did give Toffee enough trouble to get Orion to retreat-

****'s gonna get real every five minutes of this show...
___

...I think Rin may have done all the damage she needs.

"Even if not, it's still a great start."
___

"Finally, they both made it out alive..."
___

"Frank didn't beat him, and in fact got knocked out in the end, but his actions gave Orion more than enough time to escape, ensuring that Toffee couldn't capture him."

Zelda: "Seems like it..."
---
Yang: "I took tougher."
---
Ruby: -panting..."
---
Ingrid: "There's also those two newer arrivals. The one with the whipsword and the Living Flame."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "It's alright. After all I've been through, I can use the retirement."
---
-did they leave...?-

That's a nice way to look at it!
___

(Ugh! I'm not seeing any Pirates anymore!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

****'s gonna get real every five minutes of this show...
___

...I think Rin may have done all the damage she needs.

"Even if not, it's still a great start."
___

"Finally, they both made it out alive..."
___

"Frank didn't beat him, and in fact got knocked out in the end, but his actions gave Orion more than enough time to escape, ensuring that Toffee couldn't capture him."

Zelda: "Seems like it..."
---
Yang: "I took tougher."
---
Ruby: -panting..."
---
Ingrid: "There's also those two newer arrivals. The one with the whipsword and the Living Flame."

-Tanya determines that, while outnumbered, the opposite mages used too much magic and thus will be easy to beat, though she laments that some soldiers were lost... Not out of sympathy, but because she won't get a promotion. Either way, she uses a praying to go to the enemy faster, and they start to shoot, but she evades all of them and kills the majority in few shots, about to kill their commander with the bayonet of her rifle before a soldier interjected and got beheaded instead-

-All while this music played-

-Some of the survivors trying to shoot at her, also getting killed by her shots. The surviving commander is baffled as she gets higher and announces they trespassed Empire's territory-

Blackbeard: "...Huff, that kid's a badass..."
---------
Rin: "Anyone else to take a shot?"
---------
Arthur: "...That was too dangerous..."
---------
-Currently they're with Signum, Kanna, Shirou and Sakura's Gengar looking for any remaining enemy soldiers-

-Seems most have retreated-

Kamui:
---
Harleen: "I do..."

Tiki: "...Kamui?"
---
Nanoha: "..."
Fate: "There's also your family"
Hayate: "And Vita, and Yuuno"

"He smiled warmly hearing that."
___

(Wow, you really are a queen! Look at look this place!)

"He impressed by the fanciness"
___

He looks a little old for her...Or maybe's just a little too tall?

"He looks like a teenager."

"And also a literal zombie."

"...And he also acts like a literal zombie if they could talk."
___

"A fallen hero of rebellion."

"...Yep, that's Waspinator alright."

-The Milotic is surely happy as well-
---
Semiramis: "Yes, I know I have a streak for the luxurious" -but what matters is the chocolate-
---
Paris: "...He'll be the monster of this episode!"
---
-A good description...-

Good, don't forget your place.

What warp-bot says, Waszzpinator agrees.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The Milotic is surely happy as well-
---
Semiramis: "Yes, I know I have a streak for the luxurious" -but what matters is the chocolate-
---
Paris: "...He'll be the monster of this episode!"
---
-A good description...-

Good, don't forget your place.

What warp-bot says, Waszzpinator agrees.

"She is. She found the love of her life with that Gyarados, and he was fortunate enough to get the good upbringing he deserved."
___

(I better keep my flames low...I don't want to set this place on fire.)

"He's looking all over the room for the safely locked away chocolate stash."
___

A monster that probably isn't very nice!

"The boy asks what his name is. He says, in a very guttural and grunting nervous voice, that it's "Normal...MAN!" which the girl clarifies that he meant "Norman"."

"There's a drop of red liquid on his face. He claims it's jam."

"Then we leave the living room, he struggles to move like a person and bumps into the door hinge, then leaves as though it didn't hurt him."
___

"Especially Yellow Diamond..."

"Until he can get out of "Wazzpinator"'s body..."

Zelda: "Seems like it..."
---
Yang: "I took tougher."
---
Ruby: -panting..."
---
Ingrid: "There's also those two newer arrivals. The one with the whipsword and the Living Flame."

-Tanya determines that, while outnumbered, the opposite mages used too much magic and thus will be easy to beat, though she laments that some soldiers were lost... Not out of sympathy, but because she won't get a promotion. Either way, she uses a praying to go to the enemy faster, and they start to shoot, but she evades all of them and kills the majority in few shots, about to kill their commander with the bayonet of her rifle before a soldier interjected and got beheaded instead-

-All while this music played-

-Some of the survivors trying to shoot at her, also getting killed by her shots. The surviving commander is baffled as she gets higher and announces they trespassed Empire's territory-

Blackbeard: "...Huff, that kid's a badass..."
---------
Rin: "Anyone else to take a shot?"
---------
Arthur: "...That was too dangerous..."
---------
-Currently they're with Signum, Kanna, Shirou and Sakura's Gengar looking for any remaining enemy soldiers-

-Seems most have retreated-

She's a total badass indeed! Doesn't seem to care much about her subordinates, though...

The soundtrack is AMAZING! "Sparkly eyes"
___

"Marco used some karate kicks."

"They hit harder than one would expect for a kid of his build. Again, he used to take down Buff Frog and other big monsters this way, so hitting hard ain't an issue for him."
___

"But at least it worked...Right?"
___

Moon: ...When Toffee said the attack was going to be called off, he clearly meant it...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She is. She found the love of her life with that Gyarados, and he was fortunate enough to get the good upbringing he deserved."
___

(I better keep my flames low...I don't want to set this place on fire.)

"He's looking all over the room for the safely locked away chocolate stash."
___

A monster that probably isn't very nice!

"The boy asks what his name is. He says, in a very guttural and grunting nervous voice, that it's "Normal...MAN!" which the girl clarifies that he meant "Norman"."

"There's a drop of red liquid on his face. He claims it's jam."

"Then we leave the living room, he struggles to move like a person and bumps into the door hinge, then leaves as though it didn't hurt him."
___

"Especially Yellow Diamond..."

"Until he can get out of "Wazzpinator"'s body..."

-Who knows what someone else would have done with a poor Magikarp, shiny or not-
---
Semiramis: "Where i- Come to think of, how your flames work?"
---
Paris: "...He totally is a zombie!"
---
Hey, it's weird I say this, but are you okay?

What warp-bot meanszzz?

I thought you made a response that would require actual thinking.

(Look who is talking.)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Who knows what someone else would have done with a poor Magikarp, shiny or not-
---
Semiramis: "Where i- Come to think of, how your flames work?"
---
Paris: "...He totally is a zombie!"
---
Hey, it's weird I say this, but are you okay?

What warp-bot meanszzz?

I thought you made a response that would require actual thinking.

(Look who is talking.)

"Not many people appreciate Magikarp by itself...It's evolution gets more recognition, and even then it's rather divided between admiration for it's power and skillset, and fear for it's supposed violent nature."
___

(We can lower or raise the temperature of our manes when we have to. If we have a rider, we'll lower them so they don't get burnt! When we fight, we raise them so we can use effective fire attacks!)
___

An undead! Not even my kind has zombies!

"And the girl's twin brother is determined to prove this...With some advice from the tourist trap's handyman!"
___

"Gotta act more naive and less aware..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Not many people appreciate Magikarp by itself...It's evolution gets more recognition, and even then it's rather divided between admiration for it's power and skillset, and fear for it's supposed violent nature."
___

(We can lower or raise the temperature of our manes when we have to. If we have a rider, we'll lower them so they don't get burnt! When we fight, we raise them so we can use effective fire attacks!)
___

An undead! Not even my kind has zombies!

"And the girl's twin brother is determined to prove this...With some advice from the tourist trap's handyman!"
___

"Gotta act more naive and less aware..."

-Yeah, it wouldn't have gone well...-
---
Semiramis: "That makes sense, though that doesn't fully explain how some surface you pass by don't catch on fire... Hm, maybe I shouldn't question it"
---
Paris: "Please, you must save her!"
---
-If even Skywarp could see it-

Waspinator was just thinking about thingszz!
Things?

Yesz! Thingszzz...!

...That sounds more like you, huh.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah, it wouldn't have gone well...-
---
Semiramis: "That makes sense, though that doesn't fully explain how some surface you pass by don't catch on fire... Hm, maybe I shouldn't question it"
---
Paris: "Please, you must save her!"
---
-If even Skywarp could see it-

Waspinator was just thinking about thingszz!
Things?

Yesz! Thingszzz...!

...That sounds more like you, huh.

"But Mr. Fish was found by someone who loves him unconditionally..."
___

(We're just careful, that's all!)

"Maybe light from the fire could help/"
___

"He records tons of evidence about "Norman" all day, right down to him falling into an open grave and rising out of it in a manner similar to a zombie."

"All of this in the middle of "Norman" trying to be a good date."
___

"Definitely more like him..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

That's a nice way to look at it!
___

(Ugh! I'm not seeing any Pirates anymore!)

Zelda: "Indeed."
---
Weiss: "Did they get away?!"

Tiki: "...Kamui?"
---
Nanoha: "..."
Fate: "There's also your family"
Hayate: "And Vita, and Yuuno"

Kamui: "Yes?"
---
Harley: -headpat Nano-

-Some of the survivors trying to shoot at her, also getting killed by her shots. The surviving commander is baffled as she gets higher and announces they trespassed Empire's territory-

Blackbeard: "...Huff, that kid's a badass..."
---------
Rin: "Anyone else to take a shot?"
---------
Arthur: "...That was too dangerous..."
---------
-Currently they're with Signum, Kanna, Shirou and Sakura's Gengar looking for any remaining enemy soldiers-

-Seems most have retreated-

She's a total badass indeed! Doesn't seem to care much about her subordinates, though...

The soundtrack is AMAZING! "Sparkly eyes"
___

"Marco used some karate kicks."

"They hit harder than one would expect for a kid of his build. Again, he used to take down Buff Frog and other big monsters this way, so hitting hard ain't an issue for him."
___

"But at least it worked...Right?"
___

Moon: ...When Toffee said the attack was going to be called off, he clearly meant it...

Zelda: "Maybe she'll warm up over time?"
---
-he still didn't make Yang budge that much though-

-maybe in a normal fight, he would since she might not intentionally brace for impact like she is now, but it's still a testament to how she can take a hit much better than a Mewni monster-
---
Ruby: "But it's for the sake of everyone else..."
---
Ingrid: "Was this all just a distraction?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Indeed."
---
Weiss: "Did they get away?!"

Although, if you're helping Chaldea, I wouldn't exactly call this retirement.
___

(I didn't see any ships or vehicles for them to escape in outside...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

She's a total badass indeed! Doesn't seem to care much about her subordinates, though...

The soundtrack is AMAZING! "Sparkly eyes"
___

"Marco used some karate kicks."

"They hit harder than one would expect for a kid of his build. Again, he used to take down Buff Frog and other big monsters this way, so hitting hard ain't an issue for him."
___

"But at least it worked...Right?"
___

Moon: ...When Toffee said the attack was going to be called off, he clearly meant it...

Zelda: "Maybe she'll warm up over time?"
---
-he still didn't make Yang budge that much though-

-maybe in a normal fight, he would since she might not intentionally brace for impact like she is now, but it's still a testament to how she can take a hit much better than a Mewni monster-
---
Ruby: "But it's for the sake of everyone else..."
---
Ingrid: "Was this all just a distraction?"

-Had anyone watched the show before, they would either laugh or be awkward at Zelda's claim- :V

-Tanya decides to see if she can do a deal to let them go so long she can interrogate them on why they are invading, Viktoriya looking in admiration. Of course, they refuse and shoot at her... To reveal they shot at a magic illusion, while the real Tanya, looking close was like "So you asked for it" as he prepared a bombardment spell of great force, various special effects at play, also doing a pray to boost her strength with holy energy...-

-And thus the bullet she shot exploded in an expansive wave, the last words of the Alliance commander were wondering if Tanya was a demon... With her declaring victory and descending to see if they can take any prisoners-
---------------
-Rin and Ishtar also performed a series of rapid kicks-
---------------
Arthur: "Even so... We know that creature is around here"
---------------
Lindy: "If so, with what purpose...?"

Kamui: "Yes?"
---
Harley: -headpat Nano-

Tiki: "Is he right?"
---
-Who shows signs of embarrassment-

"But Mr. Fish was found by someone who loves him unconditionally..."
___

(We're just careful, that's all!)

"Maybe light from the fire could help/"
___

"He records tons of evidence about "Norman" all day, right down to him falling into an open grave and rising out of it in a manner similar to a zombie."

"All of this in the middle of "Norman" trying to be a good date."
___

"Definitely more like him..."

-Indeed, who has done so much for him-
---
Semiramis: "I have an idea"
---
Paris: "...How does she not see it?"
---
-Skywarp leaving him off the hook-

(You were always one of the most annoying people here)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Maybe she'll warm up over time?"
---
-he still didn't make Yang budge that much though-

-maybe in a normal fight, he would since she might not intentionally brace for impact like she is now, but it's still a testament to how she can take a hit much better than a Mewni monster-
---
Ruby: "But it's for the sake of everyone else..."
---
Ingrid: "Was this all just a distraction?"

-Had anyone watched the show before, they would either laugh or be awkward at Zelda's claim- :V

-Tanya decides to see if she can do a deal to let them go so long she can interrogate them on why they are invading, Viktoriya looking in admiration. Of course, they refuse and shoot at her... To reveal they shot at a magic illusion, while the real Tanya, looking close was like "So you asked for it" as he prepared a bombardment spell of great force, various special effects at play, also doing a pray to boost her strength with holy energy...-

-And thus the bullet she shot exploded in an expansive wave, the last words of the Alliance commander were wondering if Tanya was a demon... With her declaring victory and descending to see if they can take any prisoners-
---------------
-Rin and Ishtar also performed a series of rapid kicks-
---------------
Arthur: "Even so... We know that creature is around here"
---------------
Lindy: "If so, with what purpose...?"

"It gets that bad, huh?"

Any survivors on the enemy's side?
___

"Fair enough, I guess."

"Jenny's literally built with strength that allows her to hit hard, though, and used rapid kicks like Rin and Ishtar."
___

"And it could prevent them from freeing Star..."
___

Moon: It wasn't. The only reason he left is because I severed his arm with dark magic...I have a feeling that he has a backup plan for this, unlike when I took his finger all those years ago...

"That finger is clearly of importance since it's been brought up several times, along with the fact that, dark magic aside, Toffee can regenerate from injury that would be permanent to humans or other humanoids."

-Indeed, who has done so much for him-
---
Semiramis: "I have an idea"
---
Paris: "...How does she not see it?"
---
-Skywarp leaving him off the hook-

(You were always one of the most annoying people here)

"It's no wonder why he considers her to be his mother..."
___

(Huh?)
___

I do not know!

"The boy tries to prove it to her with his evidence and a chapter about zombies in the journal as she's getting ready for a date with the zombie,...But accidentally opens the chapter about gnomes instead."

"She was obviously confused, but when he corrected his mistake and opened chapter about zombies, she just got offended, didn't believe him, refuted his evidence, and stormed off to see her date."
___

"Couldn't stand that fellow Seeker, either..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Although, if you're helping Chaldea, I wouldn't exactly call this retirement.
___

(I didn't see any ships or vehicles for them to escape in outside...)

Zelda: "Compared to what I went though, this is a vacation."
---
Weiss: "Then how...?"

Tiki: "Is he right?"
---
-Who shows signs of embarrassment-

Kamui: "Maybe he's just paranoid?"
---
-awwwww-

-Had anyone watched the show before, they would either laugh or be awkward at Zelda's claim- :V

-Tanya decides to see if she can do a deal to let them go so long she can interrogate them on why they are invading, Viktoriya looking in admiration. Of course, they refuse and shoot at her... To reveal they shot at a magic illusion, while the real Tanya, looking close was like "So you asked for it" as he prepared a bombardment spell of great force, various special effects at play, also doing a pray to boost her strength with holy energy...-

-And thus the bullet she shot exploded in an expansive wave, the last words of the Alliance commander were wondering if Tanya was a demon... With her declaring victory and descending to see if they can take any prisoners-
---------------
-Rin and Ishtar also performed a series of rapid kicks-
---------------
Arthur: "Even so... We know that creature is around here"
---------------
Lindy: "If so, with what purpose...?"

"It gets that bad, huh?"

Any survivors on the enemy's side?
___

"Fair enough, I guess."

"Jenny's literally built with strength that allows her to hit hard, though, and used rapid kicks like Rin and Ishtar."
___

"And it could prevent them from freeing Star..."
___

Moon: It wasn't. The only reason he left is because I severed his arm with dark magic...I have a feeling that he has a backup plan for this, unlike when I took his finger all those years ago...

"That finger is clearly of importance since it's been brought up several times, along with the fact that, dark magic aside, Toffee can regenerate from injury that would be permanent to humans or other humanoids."

Deadpool: "Probably not."
---
Yang: -hair glowing- "ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!"
---
Ruby: "We just need to keep these things busy a... little... longer..."
---

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Compared to what I went though, this is a vacation."
---
Weiss: "Then how...?"

Ford: Amen to that...

"Weirdmageddon wasn't any fun, either."
___

(...Maybe someone stopped them!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"It's no wonder why he considers her to be his mother..."
___

(Huh?)
___

I do not know!

"The boy tries to prove it to her with his evidence and a chapter about zombies in the journal as she's getting ready for a date with the zombie,...But accidentally opens the chapter about gnomes instead."

"She was obviously confused, but when he corrected his mistake and opened chapter about zombies, she just got offended, didn't believe him, refuted his evidence, and stormed off to see her date."
___

"Couldn't stand that fellow Seeker, either..."

-And she accepts him as a son-
---
Semiramis: "Can you light up dark corners?"
---
Paris: "Wait, he's going to eat you if you don't listen!"
---
-Not really. He has worked with Skywarp and Thundercracker as his subordinates for long, and he has never learned to stand them-

"It gets that bad, huh?"

Any survivors on the enemy's side?
___

"Fair enough, I guess."

"Jenny's literally built with strength that allows her to hit hard, though, and used rapid kicks like Rin and Ishtar."
___

"And it could prevent them from freeing Star..."
___

Moon: It wasn't. The only reason he left is because I severed his arm with dark magic...I have a feeling that he has a backup plan for this, unlike when I took his finger all those years ago...

"That finger is clearly of importance since it's been brought up several times, along with the fact that, dark magic aside, Toffee can regenerate from injury that would be permanent to humans or other humanoids."

Deadpool: "Probably not."
---
Yang: -hair glowing- "ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!"
---
Ruby: "We just need to keep these things busy a... little... longer..."
---

-The scene instead changes to the capital of the Alliance, with the commander being informed they lost the battle, and being shown a picture of the one responsible, Tanya, who they knew of but didn't know her appearance before, known by many as the Devil of the Rhine. Likewise, Kurt, Erich and Hans are shown in the Empire's capital to discuss and celebrate a bit about the vistory of their army... However, Erich gets startled upon seeing that Tanya was the one responsible... The other two ask why he's as such, and he says he's seen her in battle before, saying she's a monster beneath a girl's skin...-

Medea: "Even her superior is afraid of her..."

-In the army's camp, Viktoriya is informed by their commander that the other two privates she came with and were reassigned to a fort were killed, and when she informs Tanya... Well, a snippet of the last minute from the above posted song plays as she revealed to a then highly nervous and upset Viktoriya she knew that fort was likely to be attacked and sent them there to die due to how insubordinate they were, the final shot of the episode being her doing a slasher smile-

-And like Re:Zero, the episodes names are revealed via endcard, this one called "The Devil of the Rhine"-
-----------------
Rin: "Go show it, girl!
-----------------
Arthur: "Are you... Tired?"
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-It must be more of a personal thing, his pride...-

Kamui: "Maybe he's just paranoid?"
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-awwwww-

Sieg: "..."
Tiki: "..."
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-Kid needed this, no matter how much she'd deny so-