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Herbert Von Karajan

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Vale

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currently about 30 minutes into an alcohol awareness course that is mandatory before i start college classes.

what i've done so far:
- learned that being a white male is apparently a major risk factor for alcohol abuse
- answered a survey where they first ask if i've used alcohol/drugs over the past year, then asks again for 3 months and once more for 2 weeks after i've answered "no".

this is also the second mandatory class about the same topic that i've needed to take.

edit: "only" 11% of incoming freshmen are heavy drinkers. apparently this is a great and acceptable number.
 
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Sedda

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The stat is probably not accurate. It's likely that a bunch of these freshmen lie lol.

Drink responsibly, everyone!
 

Vale

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Sedda is likely correct. The program also stated that only around 60% of students drink AT ALL/even once during their first year in college. The school I'm going to reports a number closer to the 80-90% range for students drinking at least once per semester (don't remember the exact number), which I expect to be fairly common across different schools.
 

Shears

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I am pretty good at ping pong

People seem more confident about their ping pong skills than their Smash skills it seems
Have you walked through a freshman dorm? I've never been told by so many people that they would destroy me in smash. Freshman dorms are full of confident smashers.

This was before I was ever on smashboards or was aware of the competitive scene and to put it simply, my roommate was the second best person in my dorm and I would 4 stock him easily. This also wasn't a small dorm, it was the largest all male dorm on the east coast and was rated by playboy as the number one place in the USA for a girl to lose her virginity. Boy do I miss those days, hustling scrubs, and thinking I was god tier.
 

pidgezero_one

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i feel like i just need to archive this somewhere

[2014-07-18 12:44:06 AM] pidgezer( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ne: knitephox i was telling ybombb the other day that i had this dream you stole something from me
[2014-07-18 12:44:20 AM] pidgezer( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ne: i dont remember what it was but i hope that anecdote made your life all the richer
[2014-07-18 12:44:31 AM] pidgezer( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ne: also give me back whatever it was you weiner
[2014-07-18 7:23:42 PM] KnitePhox: super WTF
[2014-07-18 7:32:04 PM] y_bomb: i see im not the only one that dreams about knitephox

[2014-07-21 3:08:18 PM] KnitePhox: pidge i had this dream i returned something to you
[2014-07-21 3:08:20 PM] KnitePhox: it was weird
[2014-07-21 3:13:19 PM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: thanks knitephox
[2014-07-21 3:15:33 PM] KnitePhox: np

[2014-07-24 11:06:13 AM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: I keep having dreams about smash players
[2014-07-24 11:06:20 AM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: This is just getting weird now
[2014-07-24 12:12:18 PM] y_bomb: its wierd if u dont have dreams about smash players
[2014-07-24 12:33:15 PM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: ybombb do u dream of unreal's trash talk
[2014-07-24 12:35:49 PM] y_bomb: nah most of the time i have pleasant dreams
[2014-07-24 12:36:59 PM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: very interesting
[2014-07-24 12:38:59 PM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: I dreamt that a bunch of us carpooled to some tournament and I pissed everyone off
[2014-07-24 12:39:14 PM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: but at least knitephox didn't steal anything
[2014-07-24 12:40:32 PM] y_bomb: ahha nice
[2014-07-24 12:42:11 PM] pidgezerಠ_ಠne: sorry for throwing stuff at you in the car ybombb
[2014-07-24 12:43:06 PM] y_bomb: np, il tell knitephox to steal something of urs again, than we even
 

AtotheZ

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Have you walked through a freshman dorm? I've never been told by so many people that they would destroy me in smash. Freshman dorms are full of confident smashers.

This was before I was ever on smashboards or was aware of the competitive scene and to put it simply, my roommate was the second best person in my dorm and I would 4 stock him easily. This also wasn't a small dorm, it was the largest all male dorm on the east coast and was rated by playboy as the number one place in the USA for a girl to lose her virginity. Boy do I miss those days, hustling scrubs, and thinking I was god tier.
Yeah, I've heard people do similar stuff, especially in college dorms. At my house I was hosting 64 tourneys for a while, so any time I would always get the typical "Yo n64 was my ****, I'll whoop your ass with Kirby"

At least unlike smash competition at college campuses, good ping pong competition is fairly easy to find.
 

Vale

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i really like ping pong, but i have absolutely no forehand at all. The only practice partner I have is my dad, and I can't tell if he's sandbagging when we play.

do you guys play to 11 or 21?
 

KeroKeroppi

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first night of freshman year i post in my dorm's fb page

"i am declaring myself god of ssb64 on this campus, if anyone objects my declaration, come to room 308 and face your demise"

some hot shot immediately comes up

20 minutes and several thrashings later, the punk ***** had reached his limit

right as i'm finishing him up, a second kid walks in on the beatdown

first thing he says

"woah, you play fast... do you know isai?"

it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship

cesar is now a teammate, a roommate, and a very special friend

it's amazing what one cocky fb post can lead to :laugh:
 

clubbadubba

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Just think, one day someone will walk in on someone posting animal pictures on the internet and say "you post ****, do you know kero?"

jk love you babe, can't wait to put the people's elbow all up in your mouses butt
 

KeroKeroppi

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Just think, one day someone will walk in on someone posting animal pictures on the internet and say "you post ****, do you know kero?"
i actually got banned from that same facebook group for posting 30+ photos of different sea otters in less than 5 minutes

it was awesome
 
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clubbadubba

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i hear german teachers respect that kind of post game

not as much as cousins do though
 
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\\Killer//

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i wonder why
Well to be honest i didn't understand it at first but then......

[1:17:17 AM] Studstill: http://smashboards.com/threads/soci...d-to-talk-about.216422/page-762#post-17146741
[1:19:06 AM] le z: my computer screen is too bright and my eyes hurt now
[1:19:41 AM] Killer: I don't get it, why did kero do that? lol
[1:22:27 AM] sHEERmADNESS: what dont you get
[1:22:51 AM] le z: why kero did that
[1:23:05 AM] sHEERmADNESS: did what
[1:23:07 AM] le z: that
[1:23:12 AM] sHEERmADNESS: when
[1:23:17 AM] le z: ask killer
[1:23:18 AM] Studstill: what
[1:23:24 AM] Killer: Click the link sheer
[1:23:32 AM] Studstill: Yeah I posted it
[1:23:34 AM] sHEERmADNESS: i did
[1:23:36 AM] Studstill: What do you mean
[1:23:38 AM] Studstill: lol
[1:23:40 AM] sHEERmADNESS: i dont understand what you dont get
[1:23:42 AM] Studstill: ^
[1:23:57 AM] Studstill: I`ve done that a million times
[1:23:59 AM | Edited 1:24:06 AM] Killer: What i don't understand is why Kero posted the pic
[1:24:46 AM] sHEERmADNESS: as a response to clubba making fun of him
[1:24:59 AM] Studstill: ^
[1:25:08 AM] Studstill: Wait but Killer you responded on SB?
[1:25:13 AM] Studstill: I`m totes confused
[1:25:16 AM] Studstill: lol
[1:25:22 AM] Killer: Ohh yes
[1:25:50 AM] Killer: The pic in general was still funny to me, i just failed to understand why at the moment.
[1:26:33 AM] Killer: Ok sheer
[1:26:50 AM] Killer: I don't get what cluuba post
[1:27:05 AM] Killer: In what way was that insaulting kero?
[1:27:34 AM] Star King: kero posts a lot of animal pictures and clubba was saying he's a ****poster
[1:28:58 AM] Killer: Ok i got a better unstanding
[1:29:04 AM] Killer: But "german teachers" what?
[1:29:39 AM] Star King: Kero had the hots for his german teacher
[1:29:43 AM] sHEERmADNESS: and his cousin
[1:29:51 AM] sHEERmADNESS: so thats what clubba is making fun of
[1:30:24 AM | Edited 1:30:55 AM] Killer: Ok i know i understood everything the moment i saw "Kero had the hots for his german teacher"
[1:30:44 AM] Killer: Like i legit laughed immediately
[1:31:04 AM] Killer: God damn
[1:31:11 AM] Killer: #foreversalty lol
[1:31:57 AM] le z: Killer has the hots for his french teacher :$
 

Vale

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so after the discussion of ping pong i decided to look up official rules and tried using them today instead of the house rules i generally play by

i have no idea how to serve like this and i got destroyed in sets (total 5 to 13). half of the points were due to me trying to serve properly. how fix? i've heard of pendulum serving but i think i might have gotten it once throughout all 18 sets.
 

Sangoku

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I hate the most those who don't know the rules and refuse to serve properly. I mean it's too easy to slide the ball on the racket with the hand; how could one even think that's permitted?
 

Vale

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I normally just bounced it on the table and made sure not to attack the ball on the serve, which works fine when everyone else you play against does the same thing. We figured it was against the rules but never bothered to look up the proper way because it doesn't matter much at our level of play.
 

Battlecow

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the online/offline thread was great

like a smashboards-drama-through-the-ages exhibit

There was even some vintage adolescent battlecow

I love this forum
 
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