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[Mythra]

Being not purple anymore is the sign of freedom right?

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Oh no guys! I lost once to a guy online and he took his time to broadcast through name tags that I suck since I lost once! He must be right, my feelings are hurt and totally crushed now!

Spoiler

Nah, I am chill

For glory wannabe bullies are weird.

Well, let's look on the bright side. At least you're not pranked anymore.

 

[Ffamran]

I thought being purple meant you were royalty... Anyway, as I'm listening to DMC3's OST... This seems appropriate to when tryhards get angry and you destroy them.

Edit: I really need DMC3's OST now... It's so good and adrenaline-pumping!

 

[Rysir]

Well, let's look on the bright side. At least you're not pranked anymore.

Wait Im not? Finally! I am free!

 

[Ffamran]

Wait Im not? Finally! I am free!

That's until someone else pranks you again. So, enjoy sweet freedom while it lasts 'cause it's about to become sour and/or bitter later.

 

[Mythra]

@GoldenYuiitusin I know you're here, I can see you

Also, a lot of members got freed from Prankland today, that means their hell is over? and the hell of others is about to begin?

 

[R0Y]

I don't want to die a virgin.

 

[Rysir]

That's until someone else pranks you again. So, enjoy sweet freedom while it lasts 'cause it's about to become sour and/or bitter later.

No one would dare bring out the prankcalypse again!

 

[Ffamran]

I don't want to die a virgin.

Okay? Well, you have a couple of options and all of them require money.

No one would dare bring out the prankcalypse again!

Hey, someone's going to dare. Like the old saying goes: "Who dares wins."

 

[Mythra]

Inb4 Tomorrow the people who just got freed from Purpleland get Pranked again

 

[Deleted member]

@GoldenYuiitusin I know you're here, I can see you

Sailor Mars is riding a fricking shopping cart with a rapeface. Of course I'd be hiding.

 

[R0Y]

Edit: Nevermind

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Oh no guys! I lost once to a guy online and he took his time to broadcast through name tags that I suck since I lost once! He must be right, my feelings are hurt and totally crushed now!

Spoiler

Nah, I am chill

For glory wannabe bullies are weird.

Wait what?
Broadcast through name tags?

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Also, a lot of members got freed from Prankland today, that means their hell is over? and the hell of others is about to begin?

I just hope I'm not pranked again.

 

[zkaka3000]

If i were a Pokemon, my type would be Fairy/Fairy. Dual type of the same type Pokemon ftw! Belieeeve!~

 

[Mythra]

Sailor Mars is riding a fricking shopping cart with a rapeface. Of course I'd be hiding.

Well, it's hard to chase a Legendary Beast that can run away while sleeping.
(But don't worry Im currently hunting Raikou in my SoulSilver, so you're safe for now )

I just hope I'm not pranked again.

That bad is? Its true that a Pranked member must smash his face on the keyboard and post the results and then sing "Let It Go" in Polish?

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Its true that a Pranked member must smash his face on the keyboard and post the results and then sing "Let It Go" in Polish?

No, not at all. Some people like me and Cap'n Chreest just get transformed into TV show girls or whatnot. Rocket turned Chreest into an anime girl, and Knuckles the knuckles went and turned me into Applejack for a month.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

According to doug walker, people aren't allowed to have Leo as their favorite turtle

Most of my impression of Leo is from the 2003 version, which is kind of strange

 

[Mythra]

No, not at all. Some people like me and Cap'n Chreest just get transformed into TV show girls or whatnot. Rocket turned Chreest into an anime girl, and Knuckles the knuckles went and turned me into Applejack for a month.

That's it, Im buying Premium to save myself

 

[FalKoopa]

Good Morning. Prankalypse has ended for the most part, I see. Not sure if it was good or bad.

 

[Rysir]

Wait what?
Broadcast through name tags?

Changed their name to say U SUCK instead of having Player 1/2/3 etc.

 

[Ffamran]

Money's not a problem, STD's, attraction, and legality are. Being a shut-in outside of school and work is making me pretty desperate but pretty scared.

Why am I? ... Whatever... Virginity's not that big of a deal nor is losing it. I don't know why people make such a big deal out of something that happens and is a part of regular life for a lot of Earth's inhabitants. Same with nudity. It's like first kisses and stuff like that. It happens and whether it's magical to you or not just depends.

Fun facts about me: I've never been kissed, I've never dated anyone, and I believe nobody liked me beyond friends. If they have, then good for them, 'cause I can't remember jack about most of my life anyway. Also, I've never broken a bone.

My memory is probably what gives me this attitude since I can't or don't know how to remember certain personal things, especially good things. It scares me since if and when my parents, other family, and friends die, what if I can't remember a damn thing about them? I'll be at their funeral or reflecting on my life years later and I can only recall that I knew them, they were a part of my life, and whatever vague details that remain. I don't know how people can recall things so vividly. I don't even remember much about getting my wisdom teeth removed. I'm scared as hell about surgery, but in the present that's what I feel and after that, I don't remember much of it.

I had a crush on this one girl for like 5 years or something. I knew it was never going to happen, so I just told her in my senior year to get it off of my chest. Here's the thing, I don't remember what it felt like - I don't remember what love feels like. It just happened and all I know is that for whatever reason, I had an attachment to her. After that, POOF, nothing. I could list why I liked her, but I don't know what made me like her that much.

I don't even remember my birthdays, but I'm aware I loved birthdays when I was younger 'cause I got stuff, but now, I don't even want to celebrate birthdays or holidays because I don't see much of a point in them anymore. Oh, money, gifts, family, and friends, yeah, I can do that any other day too. Oh, it's a reward to yourself. Really? I just don't care anymore. Yeah, let's celebrate another year being alive... It's like taking life for granted, man. I'd rather celebrate everyday, give thanks everyday, etc.

I just hope I'm not pranked again.

Do I need to remind you not to jinx things? It's like you're asking for it.

 

[Mythra]

Welp, sleepy time for me; being sick sucks, specially because I sneeze like an Exploud
Anyway the good news is that my newest Shiny (Voltorb...again) is Modest so I may use it for casual Battle
Goodnight everybody!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Interesting new study


PALO ALTO, CA—According to a report released Monday by Stanford's Institute For Psychotherapeutic Study, depression, America's leading mental illness, hits losers worse than any other segment of society.

Losers, sad excuses for human beings who have no reason to feel good about themselves or their failed, miserable lives, are approximately 25 times as likely to suffer the emotionally crippling effects of depression as any other group researched, the study claims.

Worse yet, the prospects for successful treatment of depression among the loser populace are "poor at best," the study found. The reason: Most losers are such hopeless lost causes that they can never get a life, no matter how hard they try, and are "doomed to repeat their mistakes forever, living out their pathetic existence as little more than human garbage."

"People who are depressed are gripped by painful feelings of shame, hopelessness and low self-esteem," said Dr. Anne Wyler-Hustad, head of the Stanford team. "Losers are much more likely to internalize these emotions, as they are miserable little nothings, devoid of any value as people."

Noted therapist Eli Wasserbaum agreed. "Because they are so inherently inferior to regular people, many losers feel—quite correctly—that their lives are not worth living," Wasserbaum said. "Nobody cares about them, they are alone, they can't hold down a job, they have no money. Even their own families hate them. Life has passed them by. What's the point in their even going on?"

According to the Stanford study, losers are five times more likely to suffer from negative sexual self-images than non-losers, usually because they are fat and ugly, and nobody in their right mind would ever want to date them. Further, negative feelings such as despair, self-loathing and hopelessness are three times as common among go-nowhere lowlife losers than among normal people who are not worthless as human beings.

A depressed loser cowers in a corner. According to a new Stanford University study, there is no hope for such people.

The study also indicates that, because nobody would miss them if they died, losers are nine times as likely to attempt suicide as worthwhile people. "From the true loser's point of view, the compulsion to inflict self-harm seems to be 'the only way out.' This is true," Wyler-Hustad said. "Lord knows why they don't just do us all a favor and blow their heads off once and for all. I know I would if I were a loser like that."

But is there any hope for these losers? Can they get better? According to Stanford researchers, the answer is a resounding no.

"The depressed patient suffers from severe, delusional feelings of worthlessness," the study read. "But through therapy, the majority of those people are able to overcome their depression by slowly discovering that these negative beliefs are not true. In the case of losers, however, such negative self-images are not delusional, but instead reflect the truth about their lack of worth. This makes the loser's chances of suffering depression far more likely, and their prognosis for recovery slim to none."

With over one million Americans on Prozac, depression remains America's leading mental illness. But while most patients can expect to benefit from the drug, mental health experts agree that losers will not be helped by prescription drug therapy or, for that matter, anything at all.

"Losers, despite their profound, constant state of despair, are hated by others as much as they hate themselves," said Theodore Foti, director of the famed Rochester Institute For Mental Health. "They have no friends because they are, quite simply, too pathetic and useless for anyone to care about. How could anyone possibly expect a little pill to cure a problem like that? Give me a break."

Because of their severe, profound "loserdom," realistic treatment options for depressed losers are almost nil, the Stanford report concludes.

"The only treatment that makes any sense is loathing and rejection," Wyler-Hustad noted. "It is only logical that stupid, fat, ugly, bed-wetting, crybaby losers be shunned as outcasts and be treated with the hatred and disrespect they so richly deserve."

 

[R0Y]

Why am I? ... Whatever... Virginity's not that big of a deal nor is losing it. I don't know why people make such a big deal out of something that happens and is a part of regular life for a lot of Earth's inhabitants. Same with nudity. It's like first kisses and stuff like that. It happens and whether it's magical to you or not just depends.

Fun facts about me: I've never been kissed, I've never dated anyone, and I believe nobody liked me beyond friends. If they have, then good for them, 'cause I can't remember jack about most of my life anyway. Also, I've never broken a bone.

My memory is probably what gives me this attitude since I can't or don't know how to remember certain personal things, especially good things. It scares me since if and when my parents, other family, and friends die, what if I can't remember a damn thing about them? I'll be at their funeral or reflecting on my life years later and I can only recall that I knew them, they were a part of my life, and whatever vague details that remain. I don't know how people can recall things so vividly. I don't even remember much about getting my wisdom teeth removed. I'm scared as hell about surgery, but in the present that's what I feel and after that, I don't remember much of it.

I had a crush on this one girl for like 5 years or something. I knew it was never going to happen, so I just told her in my senior year to get it off of my chest. Here's the thing, I don't remember what it felt like - I don't remember what love feels like. It just happened and all I know is that for whatever reason, I had an attachment to her. After that, POOF, nothing. I could list why I liked her, but I don't know what made me like her that much.

I don't even remember my birthdays, but I'm aware I loved birthdays when I was younger 'cause I got stuff, but now, I don't even want to celebrate birthdays or holidays because I don't see much of a point in them anymore. Oh, money, gifts, family, and friends, yeah, I can do that any other day too. Oh, it's a reward to yourself. Really? I just don't care anymore. Yeah, let's celebrate another year being alive... It's like taking life for granted, man. I'd rather celebrate everyday, give thanks everyday, etc.


Do I need to remind you not to jinx things? It's like you're asking for it.

I read that and I feel your pain too. This memory issue though, do you have amnesia?

 

[Croph]

I don't want to die a virgin.

1) What's wrong with dying a virgin?

2) If you insist, don't you learn like safe sex through sex ed in school or something? There's a lot of safe options... Well, if you're like me and school (and your parents) basically taught you nothing, at least we have some nice resources out there nowadays. Try checking sites like Scarleteen for in-depth explanations on sexual health, relationship advice, and whatnot.

Why am I? ... Whatever... Virginity's not that big of a deal nor is losing it. I don't know why people make such a big deal out of something that happens and is a part of regular life for a lot of Earth's inhabitants. Same with nudity. It's like first kisses and stuff like that. It happens and whether it's magical to you or not just depends.

Waaaah why do you guys always beat me to saying things! You speedy s, I'm such a typer. =P

It's one thing if you want to get laid, however you shouldn't feel pressured into doing anything if you don't want to. Stereotypical gender roles such ass. There's been a study conducted with teens, and the majority of them think it's more acceptable for a woman to remain a virgin but not a man. What's the problem? Why is it unacceptable if a man wants to remain a virgin? I smh at people sometimes.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Well, we're animals

We're suppose to mate and breed and spread our genes to the next generation

We're slaves to evolution

It's why we aren't immortal

 

[FalKoopa]

Interesting new study


PALO ALTO, CA—According to a report released Monday by Stanford's Institute For Psychotherapeutic Study, depression, America's leading mental illness, hits losers worse than any other segment of society.

Losers, sad excuses for human beings who have no reason to feel good about themselves or their failed, miserable lives, are approximately 25 times as likely to suffer the emotionally crippling effects of depression as any other group researched, the study claims.

Worse yet, the prospects for successful treatment of depression among the loser populace are "poor at best," the study found. The reason: Most losers are such hopeless lost causes that they can never get a life, no matter how hard they try, and are "doomed to repeat their mistakes forever, living out their pathetic existence as little more than human garbage."

"People who are depressed are gripped by painful feelings of shame, hopelessness and low self-esteem," said Dr. Anne Wyler-Hustad, head of the Stanford team. "Losers are much more likely to internalize these emotions, as they are miserable little nothings, devoid of any value as people."

Noted therapist Eli Wasserbaum agreed. "Because they are so inherently inferior to regular people, many losers feel—quite correctly—that their lives are not worth living," Wasserbaum said. "Nobody cares about them, they are alone, they can't hold down a job, they have no money. Even their own families hate them. Life has passed them by. What's the point in their even going on?"

According to the Stanford study, losers are five times more likely to suffer from negative sexual self-images than non-losers, usually because they are fat and ugly, and nobody in their right mind would ever want to date them. Further, negative feelings such as despair, self-loathing and hopelessness are three times as common among go-nowhere lowlife losers than among normal people who are not worthless as human beings.

A depressed loser cowers in a corner. According to a new Stanford University study, there is no hope for such people.

The study also indicates that, because nobody would miss them if they died, losers are nine times as likely to attempt suicide as worthwhile people. "From the true loser's point of view, the compulsion to inflict self-harm seems to be 'the only way out.' This is true," Wyler-Hustad said. "Lord knows why they don't just do us all a favor and blow their heads off once and for all. I know I would if I were a loser like that."

But is there any hope for these losers? Can they get better? According to Stanford researchers, the answer is a resounding no.

"The depressed patient suffers from severe, delusional feelings of worthlessness," the study read. "But through therapy, the majority of those people are able to overcome their depression by slowly discovering that these negative beliefs are not true. In the case of losers, however, such negative self-images are not delusional, but instead reflect the truth about their lack of worth. This makes the loser's chances of suffering depression far more likely, and their prognosis for recovery slim to none."

With over one million Americans on Prozac, depression remains America's leading mental illness. But while most patients can expect to benefit from the drug, mental health experts agree that losers will not be helped by prescription drug therapy or, for that matter, anything at all.

"Losers, despite their profound, constant state of despair, are hated by others as much as they hate themselves," said Theodore Foti, director of the famed Rochester Institute For Mental Health. "They have no friends because they are, quite simply, too pathetic and useless for anyone to care about. How could anyone possibly expect a little pill to cure a problem like that? Give me a break."

Because of their severe, profound "loserdom," realistic treatment options for depressed losers are almost nil, the Stanford report concludes.

"The only treatment that makes any sense is loathing and rejection," Wyler-Hustad noted. "It is only logical that stupid, fat, ugly, bed-wetting, crybaby losers be shunned as outcasts and be treated with the hatred and disrespect they so richly deserve."

Err, I don't want to sound insensitive, but I feel as if a good portion of it is just stating the obvious.

Chances of treating depression are 'poor at best', really? That's sad. I personally think family love can help people recover, but considering families are getting smaller and smaller, I don't know.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Err, I don't want to sound insensitive, but I feel as if a good portion of it is just stating the obvious.

Chances of treating depression are 'poor at best', really? That's sad. I personally thing family love can help people recover, but considering families are getting smaller and smaller, I don't know.

Spoiler

It's from the onion

 

[R0Y]

1) What's wrong with dying a virgin?

2) If you insist, don't you learn like safe sex through sex ed in school or something? There's a lot of safe options... Well, if you're like me and school (and your parents) basically taught you nothing, at least we have some nice resources out there nowadays. Try checking sites like Scarleteen for in-depth explanations on sexual health, relationship advice, and whatnot.


Waaaah why do you guys always beat me to saying things! You speedy s, I'm such a typer. =P

It's one thing if you want to get laid, however you shouldn't feel pressured into doing anything if you don't want to. Stereotypical gender roles such ***. There's been a study conducted with teens, and the majority of them think it's more acceptable for a woman to remain a virgin but not a man. What's the problem? Why is it unacceptable if a man wants to remain a virgin? I smh at people sometimes.

Everyone is different but I know why I don't want to be a wizard. Nothing to do with gender roles.

 

[FalKoopa]

Erm, how old are you, @ R R0Y ?

 

[Soul.]

Just had some matches with a person called "Belmont" on 3DS For Glory. Guy had a good Sheik. I won two rounds and he won another two.
Too bad this was in For Glory, the land of noobs. Rofl.

 

[R0Y]

Erm, how old are you, @ R R0Y ?

Less than half the age of 45 I set in my profile. Wasn't about to use my real birthday, but 1st January, 1990 would have been close enough since...same decade, lol.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Changed their name to say U SUCK instead of having Player 1/2/3 etc.

Wow, what a scrub.

 

[Ffamran]

@ PsychoIncarnate , damn... That's a harsh article... Wait a minute... I'm... I AM A LOSER! (fittingly, a sad track from DMC3's OST is playing as I type this). NOOOOOOOO! *hides under cardboard box*

Well, this is a good time for Imagine Dragon's Lost Cause.

But... hope... THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR PARAMORE'S LAST HOPE!

I read that and I feel your pain too. This memory issue though, do you have amnesia?

Who are you again?

If I have amnesia then it's a select form of amnesia similar to anterograde and or retrograde amnesia. That or it's like what Kaori Fujimiya has in Isshuukan Friends or One Week Friends in English. Kaori was one of Envy's avatars.

So, personal memories are vague at best, bad memories are haunting, fact-based memories stay and are easy to recall like I can remember the existence of the quadratic formula, but since I didn't dedicate to it compared to say, the Pythagorean theorem, then it's more hazy. I remember playing Jak 3 a ton of times and I could go through the game based on familiarity. I'd feel this is where I should go, this will happen, etc.

I can't remember directions well, especially if you start listing off streets and which one to take and turn where, but I can remember places purely from knowing where to turn and such. I can't tell you to take this street and turn on that street, but I can lead you there like a dog who's got a scent. That and I function directionally like a mini-map or a bird's eye view. Linear mappage doesn't work well for me, so if I'm staring straight ahead and you're telling me where to go, I might confused, but in my own special way, I can't really get lost since I know streets are linked together like a grid and there's always a way out which for whatever reason, a lot of people, especially my parents, can't understand. Usually, they ask to make a U-turn, but I go ahead and find another street that leads to the main street or whatever.

Muscle memory is, I guess, normal, but I can remember doing things I haven't done in a long while. I can still throw a roundhouse kick even though I haven't stretched for a long time and haven't done it for a long time. Muscle memory for me always seemed easier. I can pick up things quickly like if I did dedicate to drawing left-handed, I could get to a similar level of my right-hand drawing skills.

 

[Croph]

Well, we're animals

We're suppose to mate and breed and spread our genes to the next generation

We're slaves to evolution

It's why we aren't immortal

Who says we're supposed to, though? I understand evolution and natural behaviours... but... I've always wanted to adopt a child (many reasons why). I don't really feel the need to spread my genes around (the world is already overpopulated as it is). But I understand some people would rather have their own child (again, they have their own reasons).

Everyone is different but I know why I don't want to be a wizard:

My biological clock says there's an issue if I don't spread my seed. Safe sex doesn't do that but it would satisfy pleasure and self-confidence centres in my brain. Maybe I took the Selfish Gene Theory talk from MGS to heart too much growing up.

Oh man, I'm trying so hard to understand you right now... but unfortunately this is what being an asexual does to you. "Biological clock"? "Issue if you don't spread seeds"? I'm totally the opposite.

Just remember there's always help out there and worse comes to worse: call in the sex therapists!

You keep editing posts and I'm such a typer. I'm sorry.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Well if you think about it

Since your memories can be transferred through DNA, your children can have your memories literally inside their bodies

You literally live on in a form of immortality as long as you have children

 

[Ffamran]

I don't want kids 'cause I feel like I'd be a bad, aloof dad or an awkward dad who has no idea what he's doing. Hell, I'm a bad uncle as is. I just don't know how to connect with kids.

Well if you think about it

Since your memories can be transferred through DNA, your children can have your memories literally inside their bodies

You literally live on in a form of immortality as long as you have children

Yeah, I'd rather be immortal by myself.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Essentially you only live 7 years.

After 7 years, everything that was YOU has been replaced completely

The you that exists in 7 years is actually a clone of you that happens to share the same memories

So, what are we if not memories

 

[R0Y]

Who says we're supposed to, though? I understand evolution and natural behaviours... but... I've always wanted to adopt a child (many reasons why). I don't really feel the need to spread my genes around (the world is already overpopulated as it is). But I understand some people would rather have their own child (again, they have their own reasons).


Oh man, I'm trying so hard to understand you right now... but unfortunately this is what being an asexual does to you. "Biological clock"? "Issue if you don't spread seeds"? I'm totally the opposite.

Just remember there's always help out there and worse comes to worse: call in the sex therapists!

You keep editing posts and I'm such a typer. I'm sorry.

I only changed it because it read a bit detached. Bottom line, I'm a very heterosexual male and this is a trap of my own making, being shut-in so much. Nothing to do with gender roles or societal expectations at all, could care less about them.