Well of course I do, but in order to protect myself of the incoming danger I'm about to be in, I don't have too long.
But what I can say is that they're planning to brainwash us sometime in the near future, preferable a weekend to round everyone up. See, my inside source told me they've been secretly trying to invent ways to prevent and destroy spam, and why not test out their new toys on a thread known for this kind of stuff, namely us. I mean, think about it. Haven't you noticed a sudden increase in mods posting here? It's obvious that they're trying to put us in a false sense of security. I hear it's more effective that way.
And another thing, what about the sudden increase in mods? Sure, some could say "well it's just there's more activity", but that's what they want you to think. No, it's really because they're recruiting people for their heinous plan. You know what they say, the more the merrier.