Social Social Thread 4.1™-Rockets, Spiders, Drums, Arms, Wings, Lightning, Marsupials and OP form a circle

[Soul.]

Id be more worried about the guy who likes Yanmega. One wrong move and your organs become soup.

....That's..um, worrisome.

That's the other thing to keep in mind: the dangers associated with the Pokemon.

Would be a lot better if Pokémon didn't do what their Pokédex description says and just listen to their trainer, like in the games.

All the more reason to have a Gourgeist
"It enwraps its prey in its hairlike arms. It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey."
My kinda poke

Would be a lot better if Pokémon didn't do what their Pokédex description says and just listen to their trainer, like in the games.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Here's a question to ease the mood, since I saw a Pokemon post.


Situation: Pokemon are real. Poke Balls aren't. Any Mons you get must be controlled by you. Fossils and legendaries are off limits due to them being "endangered" or "protected" species.

Under these circumstances, which Pokemon, if any, would you like to keep?

Snorlax
Sudowoodo
Crobat
Hawlucha

Just my favourites

 

[Souless_shadow]

Here's a question to ease the mood, since I saw a Pokemon post.


Situation: Pokemon are real. Poke Balls aren't. Any Mons you get must be controlled by you. Fossils and legendaries are off limits due to them being "endangered" or "protected" species.

Under these circumstances, which Pokemon, if any, would you like to keep?

Probably Eevee since it could be relatively easy to catch and it is SO ADORABLE
I could also go for Poochyena but it is a little more threatening than an Eevee so it would be harder to control.

 

[Rysir]

That's the other thing to keep in mind: the dangers associated with the Pokemon.

Beware hug stabs! That would be my ultimate tactic! Hugs of doom!

 

[FalKoopa]

I'm pretty sure everyone would be dying to have a Garbodor.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Id be more worried about the guy who likes Yanmega. One wrong move and your organs become a ghost's pumpkin soup.

Fixed for laughs.

That's the other thing to keep in mind: the dangers associated with the Pokemon.

At least nobody said Chandelure.

 

[Mythra]

This reminds me how contrasting are the Beautifly descriptions in the PokéDex.

X: "Vibrantly patterned wings are its prominent feature. It sucks sweet flower nectar with its long mouth."
Y: "It has an aggressive nature. It stabs prey with its long, narrow mouth to drain the prey's fluids."

 

[Soul.]

At least nobody said Chandelure.

You just did.

I'm pretty sure everyone would be dying to have a Garbodor.

Nah Fal, I'd rather have a Greninja. With Protean.

 

[Deleted member]

Lol, well they could at least add "neutral" stages like Battlefield with platforms, Smashville with the moving platform, Town and City with the platforms, Yoshi's, Lylat with platforms...the list goes on.
Final Destination isn't enough.

Wow, omg. The feels. Still miss Sinnoh.

1. I agree with the stages thing. Final Destination isn't the best choice every time.
2. Sinnoh is the best generation.

 

[LunarWingCloud]

Why would he need the burn heal? He's the one who is burning us.
Although I suppose he might have singed himself a little.
Going to bed guys.
I'll leave you with some music for your nights.

Spoiler

Touhou music?

I like the **** out of you.

 

[Mythra]

"I would like to have a nice Magcargo/Slugma as a pet!"
-Said no one ever

The reasons are obvious

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

That's the other thing to keep in mind: the dangers associated with the Pokemon.

sweeeet So I can hurt and curse people?

 

[Opossum]

To answer my own question:

Zubat, Pidove, Qwilfish and Klefki.

Nothing really dangerous there unless you're REALLY dumb with the first and the third.

 

[Rysir]

In terms of pokemon safety, Im sure pretty much everyone would prefer the Anime version, where Shedinja does not steal your soul and Yanmega does not liquify your organs just by making a sound with its wings and such.

 

[PLATINUM7]

"I would like to have a nice Magcargo/Slugma as a pet!"
-Said no one ever

The reasons are obvious

Because slugs and snails are gross.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

I'm pretty sure everyone would be dying to have a Garbodor.

Nah, dude. It's bad enough that my sense of smell left me when I was thirteen.

You just did.

Spoiler

 

[Soul.]

In terms of pokemon safety, Im sure pretty much everyone would prefer the Anime version, where Shedinja does not steal your soul and Yanmega does not liquify your organs just by making a sound with its wings and such.

I would actually prefer having Pokémon if they were this way, like in the anime. It would make sense...at least for me, because nobody wants Pokémon to be dangerous.

 

[Mythra]

To answer my own question:

Zubat, Pidove, Qwilfish and Klefki.

Nothing really dangerous there unless you're REALLY dumb with the first and the third.

But Klefki can fiercely jingle their keys, that's really dangerous

 

[LunarWingCloud]

I want a Pokemon that's dangerous.

So that if I'm in any sort of trouble they'll **** up whatever's in my way and no one will mess with me. :^)

 

[allison]

I'd donate an Unown to science

 

[FalKoopa]

Nah, dude. It's bad enough that my sense of smell left me when I was thirteen.

Doesn't that mean you can handle him now?

Touhou music?

I like the **** out of you.

Touhou music has spoiled me.

 

[allison]

I want a Pokemon that's dangerous.

So that if I'm in any sort of trouble they'll **** up whatever's in my way and no one will mess with me. :^)

"I'm so alone..."

 

[Ffamran]

Hmm... Chespin, Froakie, Fennekin, Skiddo, Lilligant, Leafeon, Glaceon, maybe a Wobbuffet, maybe a Treecko, Taillow, Fletchling, maybe a Squirtle, Bunnelby, maybe a Pichu, Emolga, maybe a Pikachu, Sylveon, Starly, and Pidove.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Doesn't that mean you can handle him now?

No, it just means I can't tell when Im around one, so it's easier for me to catch pneumonia.

 

[Rysir]

I would actually prefer having Pokémon if they were this way, like in the anime. It would make sense...at least for me, because nobody wants Pokémon to be dangerous.

Well no one wants pokemon to be excessively dangerous. A Golem falling off a mountain and taking out a house? Boaters pissed off a Gyarados and it blew up a building or two? Acceptable.

Some pokemon being overly destructive to other creatures and nature itself? (Tyranitar line flattening mountains) NOPE! Too much and not world believable.

 

[Kenith]

Here's a question to ease the mood, since I saw a Pokemon post.
Situation: Pokemon are real. Poke Balls aren't. Any Mons you get must be controlled by you. Fossils and legendaries are off limits due to them being "endangered" or "protected" species.
Under these circumstances, which Pokemon, if any, would you like to keep?

Lucario. Doubles as a pet and a best friend.
Powerful. Can sense my emotions so he knows when I'm feeling down . Smart. Loyal. And best of all, never makes a mess, not ever.

 

[Soul.]

I want a Pokemon that's dangerous.

So that if I'm in any sort of trouble they'll **** up whatever's in my way and no one will mess with me. :^)

But you would have a Pikachu as well amirite or wrong. inb4 I'd rather have my Pikachu as a pet!

Well no one wants pokemon to be excessively dangerous. A Golem falling off a mountain and taking out a house? Boaters pissed off a Gyarados and it blew up a building or two? Acceptable.

Some pokemon being overly destructive to other creatures and nature itself? (Tyranitar line flattening mountains) NOPE! Too much and not world believable.

Having a Larvitar / Pupitar / Tyranitar in a way similar to the Pokémon anime would be better than some uncontrollable thing.

 

[LunarWingCloud]

Touhou music has spoiled me.

I'm glad I'm not the only Touhou fan on these boards. :') Which reminds me I'm still trying to break into Hard mode on most of the games, I should probably give that another shot some time.

But you would have a Pikachu as well amirite or wrong. inb4 I'd rather have my Pikachu as a pet!

Actually my favorite Pokemon is Luxray so I'd probably want one of those.

 

[Deleted member]

I would actually prefer having Pokémon if they were this way, like in the anime. It would make sense...at least for me, because nobody wants Pokémon to be dangerous.

And rather than dying they would faint. If only humans were the same way...

 

[Mythra]

I would like a Magnemite/Magneton/Magnezone but with the lack of Pokéballs it's nearly impossible to have one without messing up any electronic equipment.

Specially because this Dex description sounds kinda apocalyptic:

"Magneton emits a powerful magnetic force that is fatal to mechanical devices. As a result, large cities sound sirens to warn citizens of large-scale outbreaks of this Pokémon."

 

[Soul.]

stuff

Still an Electric-type. I'm okay with this.

And rather than dying they would faint. If only humans were the same way...

Oh my, I forgot about that. They should faint instead of that other thing. And then you leave them in a Pokémon Center and wait there.

 

[kylexv]

So I was playing Pokemon Showdown and this just happend:

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/vgc2015-199312632
So clutch.

 

[allison]

And rather than dying they would faint. If only humans were the same way...

Relevant:

 

[FalKoopa]

I'm glad I'm not the only Touhou fan on these boards. :') Which reminds me I'm still trying to break into Hard mode on most of the games, I should probably give that another shot some time.

Normal is hard enough for me. I don't have a 1cc on Normal in any game besides MoF and PoFV.

 

[PLATINUM7]

And rather than dying they would faint. If only humans were the same way...

But Pokemon do die. I imagine there are laws prohibiting fights to the death.
Something I just realised, why are there only cemetaries for Pokemon and not humans in the games?

 

[Mythra]

But Pokemon do die. I imagine there are laws prohibiting fights to the death.
Something I just realised, why are there only cemetaries for Pokemon and not humans in the games?

Human remains are eaten by Mandibuzz or are cremated by Magmortars in Funeral services.
Or they just turn into Yamask

 

[Space Stranger]

Howdy! Don't mind me, I'm just bored and I'm trying to find a lazy excuse for posting this .gif:

VIP! Let's kick it!
dun nunununun
dun nunununun
ICE ICE BABY
*repeat random hummings*

 

[Rysir]

Lucario. Doubles as a pet and a best friend.
Powerful. Can sense my emotions so he knows when I'm feeling down . Smart. Loyal. And best of all, never makes a mess, not ever.

Yep! Can't go wrong with the blue anubis! Top of the line quality!

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Wait we Tohuou music now?
Yeeeeaaahhhh

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

But Pokemon do die. I imagine there are laws prohibiting fights to the death.
Something I just realised, why are there only cemetaries for Pokemon and not humans in the games?

I don't know. I barely play the games. xD
What would happen to the Pokémon if it was the end of the world? Would they die or faint?