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For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.

Example?

Example...uh, ogre are like onions!

They stink?

Yes- No!

Oh, they make you cry?

NO!

Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...

NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers.

Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!

I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.

You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!

NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.

Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
 

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For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.

Example?

Example...uh, ogre are like onions!

They stink?

Yes- No!

Oh, they make you cry?

NO!

Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...

NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers.

Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!

I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.

You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!

NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.

Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
I saw that movie too.
 

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I have two major problems with this.

1. Farquaad isn't a ghost in this one. He's only a ghost in "Shrek 4D" at Universal Studios, and in the Halloween special, "Scared Shrekless".
2. His name is Pinocchio, not Mokku. Also he doesn't look like that here.

I saw that movie too.
So did I.
 
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I have two major problems with this.

1. Farquaad isn't a ghost in this one. He's only a ghost in "Shrek 4D" at Universal Studios, and in the Halloween special, "Scared Shrekless".
2. His name is Pinocchio, not Mokku. Also he doesn't look like that here.


So did I.
My God Pinocchio didn't age well...
 

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So I decided to try the Citizens of Earth demo. And honestly it's okay. It's kinda like Earthbound mixed with political satire.
 

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The thread will explode when it decides to explode.
 

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I love how a whole bunch of users that don't post here come to see the thread lock :rotfl:
It's like vultures circling a carcass
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